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Rating History

Horrors of Spider Island
3 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes
½

I've finished up my MST3K binge finally! Last few were near unbearable...but they have their moments. My MST3K collection is now as complete as it ever will be. Fifty-two films...in their entirety, with no commercials, except for tv spot trailers! Me be good editor me be.

[u][b]What I've Learned From MST3K[/b][/u]
[b]Horrors of Spider Island[/b] - Plane crashes cause female survivors to become sex starved strippers who just want to booze and screw.

[b]TISCWSLABMUZ[/b] - I believe five is the limit of words in a movie title from here on in. And if you have more, you better at least do what they say.

[b]Red Zone Cuba[/b] - Curly couldn't act his way out of a paper bag.

[b]Cave Dwellers[/b] - Dolph Lundgren dopplegangers don't mix well in bad Conan ripoffs, and more chicks need to get naked in these types of movies.

[b]Eegah[/b] - I thought the Bond flicks had type cast Richard Kiel, but as it turns out, Jaws needs to stick to being Jaws.

Dragon Squad (Maang lung)
4 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes
½

[b]Dragon Heat[/b] - Michael Biehn is still the man. Maggie Q is still hot. Samo Hung still has the moves. Too bad the director left this one all but forgettable.

[b]Get Smart[/b] - Couple of laughs. Other than that...the definition of 'meh'.

[b]Bruce and Lloyd[/b] - Yes, I went to school with Nate Torrence, and he married my cousin. I still found this funnier than Get Smart...and shorter.

[b]Kung Fu Panda[/b] - Surprisingly funnier than I had anticipated! Lots of little nods to the kung fu crowd. 8.5

[b]The Happening[/b] - The most well made piece of shit you'll ever see.

Deadly Outlaw: Rekka
6 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes
½

[b]Deadly Outlaw Rekka[/b] - I'm not a big fan of Miike's work, but occasionally he makes a movie that is right up my alley. This is one of those fine works. Not as cool as Fudoh, but darn close. 7.5/10

[b]Steamboy[/b] - Ten years in the making, and it shows. As a nutso Akira fan, I approve.

[b]The Island[/b] - Hey, look, I can suspend disbelief for a summer movie. Twice as much when its a Bay movie. But dude, really, falling with a giant sign almost seventy stories? They would have gone right through that net, and come out as liquid and little pieces on the other side. Anyway, all the haters can get bent, this was hell of a fast paced action flick. Surpisingly good for a Bay movie.

[b]Sky High[/b] - One of my favorite directors strikes again! Good storyline, very interesting. I wish this guy would just whip out another Versus-style flick again...full blown action.

Eegah
Eegah (1962)
6 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes

I've finished up my MST3K binge finally! Last few were near unbearable...but they have their moments. My MST3K collection is now as complete as it ever will be. Fifty-two films...in their entirety, with no commercials, except for tv spot trailers! Me be good editor me be.

[u][b]What I've Learned From MST3K[/b][/u]
[b]Horrors of Spider Island[/b] - Plane crashes cause female survivors to become sex starved strippers who just want to booze and screw.

[b]TISCWSLABMUZ[/b] - I believe five is the limit of words in a movie title from here on in. And if you have more, you better at least do what they say.

[b]Red Zone Cuba[/b] - Curly couldn't act his way out of a paper bag.

[b]Cave Dwellers[/b] - Dolph Lundgren dopplegangers don't mix well in bad Conan ripoffs, and more chicks need to get naked in these types of movies.

[b]Eegah[/b] - I thought the Bond flicks had type cast Richard Kiel, but as it turns out, Jaws needs to stick to being Jaws.

Emmanuelle in America
6 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes
½

its '79. naked chicks are everywhere, begging for it. everywhere you go, hot chicks are just getting naked. cool. no plot that i could discern, but at least it was short. course, i fast forwarded most of the movie.

*shrug*

comin up next: [i]In My Skin[/i]

look for an actual review. maybe. if i deem it worthy.