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Another Gay Movie
11 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes

This truely is another gay movie.

I was expecting something just a little less gay than this movie really was. But if you can get past all the man love, this is actually a very funny, gay rendition of American Pie - think quiche lorraine instead of an apple pie - you'll get it.

And of course if you are gay, you will absolutely be astounded by the amount of balls, shafts and buns in this film! Wholly moly....

And if you Survivor freaks really want to finally see Richard Hatch's jubblies without the blur, well this is the movie for you.

The Illusionist
11 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes

This movie is coming out very soon on DVD and is really a brilliant film if you can get past Jessica Biel - this part was just not the right fit for her, although she really didn't have to act much in the film. I highly suggest at least renting it and cuddeling up with your love interest and some hot popcorn.

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
11 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes

[color=#ff9900][font=Adelon-Light][size=3]I know, I know...I said I would never pay to see another Will Ferrell movie after Anchorman but I just couldn't resist a flick that makes fun of NASCAR. This movie had a little bit of heart but stayed true to its roots in hilarity and absurdity. Nicely done team Ferrell. [/size][/font][/color]

[color=#ff9900][font=Adelon-Light][size=3]Some of my favorite Ricky Bobby Lines where:[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#ff9900][font=Adelon-Light][size=3]?I?m Ricky Bobby and if you don?t chew Big Red then, fuck you.?[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#ff9900][font=Adelon-Light][size=3]?Help me, Jesus! Help me, Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft to get the fire off me!?[/size][/font][/color]

[size=3][color=#ff9900][font=Adelon-Light]"I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence?[/font][/color][color=#ff9900][font=Adelon-Light][/font][/color][/size]

[size=3][color=#ff9900][font=Adelon-Light] ?[/font][/color][color=#ff9900][font=Adelon-Light]This sticker is inconvenient and dangerous, but I do like Fig Newtons?[/font][/color][/size]

[color=#ff9900][font=Adelon-Light][size=3]?I sent my application in to The Real World, and I'm pretty much putting all of my eggs in to that basket, the MTV basket. If my MTV career doesn't work out, I was thinking about buying a gun. I'd start selling crack. I would be like a laid back crack dealer, though. Nothing too formal. I'd just be like 'Hey boys, how's it going? Want some crack?'"[/size][/font][/color]

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[color=#ff9900][font=Adelon-Light][size=3]?98% of people will die sometime in their lives.?[/size][/font][/color]

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[color=#ff9900][font=Adelon-Light][size=3]?It states in my contract that I must mention Powerade every time I say grace so I think Powerade is so good, it cools you off, and we look forward to them coming out with Purple Mystic Mountain Powerade, Amen.?[/size][/font][/color]

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[color=#ff9900][font=Adelon-Light][size=3]??8 lbs 6 oz newborn baby jesus in your gold plated diapers and ghost manger??[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#ff9900][font=Adelon-Light][size=3]?It?s like looking up Yasmine Bleeth?s skirt?.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#ff9900][font=Adelon-Light][size=3]?Are we about to get it on? ?Cause I?m as hard as a diamond in an ice storm.?[/size][/font][/color]

Waiting (2005)
11 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes

Man, this movie was funny as hell.
If you are at all involved in the food industry go rent this right now and have a good laugh - you deserve it!

2046 (2005)
11 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes

Ya know, I was disappointed with this film.
I just couldn't get into it. I don't know what it was - really.
I stopped and started it like three times and I still couldn't get into it even after the third try.
Too long, too boring and not exactly what I expected.