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Cool as Ice
Cool as Ice (1991)
12 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes

[color=black][font=Arial]Something?s are so amazingly cool and amazingly amazing that there aren't even words to describe them, all one can do to understand this amazing-ness is to see a picture...[/font][/color]

[img]http://www.badmovies.org/movies/coolasice/coolasice1.jpg[/img]

[color=black][font=Arial]Now I don't know if I was the only one but I sure got shivers down my spine when seeing him - not because I think that he is a total moron, but for the sheer coolness that he is, he is like a walking talking breathing fridge - and not one of those crappy fridges either, I mean one of those big ones with the ice dispenses on and everything![/font][/color]
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[color=black][/color][color=black][font=Arial]Now the plot for this particular movie is kind of like a large bowl of butternut soup that just spelt it's name wrong, it's rather thick and stupid, but you don't even notice, you too busy watching the "Fridge" to see what he'll do next. What's also great about this movie is that the whole thing didn't have to ride solely on the amazing shoulders of our lead, we also get a whole bunch of other colorful characters to become engrossed with, such as Sir D, Jazz and Princess to name but a few.[/font][/color]

[color=black][/color][color=black][font=Arial]And if you not a great movie fan then don't worry, this is still for you, if you can't appreciate the great acting, superb set designs, amazing motorcycle stunts (like ramping over a fence without a ramp - how do they do it?) and finally crafted dialog, then you can just watch for the great fashion tips, it's like fashion TV in a movie - mark my words, these are the cloths of tomorrow![/font][/color]

[img]http://www.badmovies.org/movies/coolasice/coolasice4.jpg[/img]

[color=black][font=Arial]So without giving too much away let me "rap" up by saying that there are a few twists and turns near the end, just when you think it's going to be over - it aint, because you still got the whole credits to dance too, yes that's right, we get treated to the "Fridge" himself giving us a little song, kind of like most of the movie now that I think about it.[/font][/color]
[color=black][/color][color=black][font=Arial]So as to be like the movie I'll end on a good note and quote one of the all time great movie lines, not only for this movie, but for movies everywhere....[/font][/color]

[color=black][font=Helv]"Words of wisdom: drop that zero and get with the hero." [/font][/color][color=black][/color]

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[color=black][font=Helv]Peace out[/font][/color][color=black][/color]


[img]http://www.badmovies.org/movies/coolasice/coolasice8.jpg[/img]

Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
12 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes

[size=3][font=Times New Roman]For some reason I ended up watching [/font][b][color=black][font=Arial]Dumb[/font][/color][/b][color=black][font=Arial] & [b]Dumberer[/b][/font][/color][font=Times New Roman] ? When Harry Met Lloyd the other day, the reason I didn?t want to watch it is because I thought it was going to be real terrible and I didn?t want to ruin the original for myself ? boy was I wrong, it wasn?t nearly as bad as I thought it was going to be, it was 1000 times worse.[/font][/size] [font=Times New Roman][size=3]Everybody involved with this knew that they had big shoes to fill but I don?t think that they even bothered to put their feet in. The script fell out of Porta Potty somewhere in the middle of India during an "All You Can Eat" Currie competition, lucky Porta Potty because there is now way that it would ever be able to flush something that big! [/size][/font]

[img]http://www.donnajaget.com/structure/photos/porta_potty.jpg[/img]

Above is an actual picture of where the script originated from.