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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1

SPOILERS AHEAD! If you haven't seen the past 6 movies/read the books, and if you haven't seen this yet, I advise you read this another time!

So we have all been waiting for it, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! But wait, 2 parts? Come on, really?

So as you can tell, I am very disappointed about this 2 part thing. But I gave it a 10 because this has nothing to do with the movie itself.

So first, I'm going to talk about the story. It's Harry freaking Potter, of course the story doesn't suck.
Basically Harry, Ron and Hermione are hunting for Lord Voldemort's horcruxes. Two horcruxes have already been destroyed. Those are the diary and the ring. There are 7 horcruxes in total so that leaves 5 more.
Over the journey, one horcrux is destroyed in this part. That's the locket. They found a fake at the end of the Half-Blood Prince but Regulus Black (R.A.B) took the horcrux. I won't go in to any more detail about it.
A lot of characters who were in past Potter films are in this such as Dolores Umbrige, but that's all I can really think of of people who weren't in HBP. Some characters who were mentioned in past films are in this such as Bill Weasley.
There was no other part that they could use for the ending. It's obviously a cliffhanger but it's no big deal, we already knew that.
And one thing that bugged me is that it didn't show Moody's death. I don't think it did in the book either but I'm not 100% sure though.
Overall the story is really good.

I'm not even going into detail about the acting.
We all know that everyone in pretty much every Potter movie is a great actor. So the acting is amazing.

Now the effects.
So if you've seen past Potter movies you know you see levitating people, people casting spells and much more. Well the effects have definitely improved since the Sorcerer's Stone. In the first film, the effects were pretty bad. They improved a lot in the second one. But you get my point. So the effects are great.

David Yates always seems to put comedy in his films and this one definitely has it. The funniest part was probably where they use the polyjuice potion in the Ministry of Magic. Also some of the parts with them camping was pretty funny too. David Yates is one of the best directors of the films since he always puts a lot of humor in the movies.

Overall this is one one the best if not the best films of the year. I HIGHLY recommend you check this movie out. I can't wait for part 2.

Score: 10/10
Stars: *****

Super Size Me
½

I haven't seen to many documentaries but I need to watch the more.

This film, I found funny and interesting. It is about a man who eats nothing but McDonalds for 30 days. It sounds kind of dumb but Its pretty interesting. Its flawless.

If you have Netflix for Xbox 360, its on there. You can probably rent it at Blockbuster of something, but watch this.

Score: 9.3/10
Stars: *****

Avatar
Avatar(2009)
½

NOTE: I wrote a review for this at the beginning of 2010 but I've edited it slightly.

For some reason like in the summer, I thought that this movie would totally blow for some reason, I can't believe I thought that. After a while if a trailer came on I would glue my eyes to the TV I was so satisfied. Then on January 2nd, I saw it. I was simply blown away. I thought it was the best movie ever until I really went back to think what I said.

Avatar's story is simply fantastic. Although one thing wrong with it, the ending was way to predictable ending. Apart from that, it was great. It was very interesting and well written. And you can all tell that the end will most likely lead to Avatar 2. But I thought that they were going to completely transform Jake to one of the blue people but they just put them in a machine and it's like they are real. So the story is amazing, all of the characters were interesting and amazing, and it was well written.

Now, the best part. The action. I loved the action in this movie. I just loved it. Especially that battle at the end. I had to use the bathroom so bad, but I thought to myself, "I'm not going to the bathroom!! Screw that this is the best movie ever!" I would regret that forever if I went to the bathroom. I also like that big battle towards the end with the Planes/Marines vs. The Big Flying things and the Na'vi (I think that is what they are called). That was epic. I also like the other fights and attacks throughout the film. So this is definitely the BEST part of the film.

Oh my Gosh. The acting was FANTASTIC! Sam Worthington sucked in Terminator: Salvation, well to me, but in this movie, he was amazing!! Of course Zoe Saldana did great. I knew she would make a great performance because of Star Trek. Sigourney Weaver did amazing, she also did amazing in the Alien movies but this is AVATAR here, so lets not go deep into other films. But I could go on all day about the cast. But everyone delivered an amazing performance and I wasn't disappointed with any of the acting. I said acting but some of it is Voice Acting, but really, who cares.

This is probably one of the best movies of 2009. It isn't perfect but definitely something to check out.

Score: 9/10
Stars: ****

The Hangover
The Hangover(2009)

The Hangover. Is this better than Seth Rogen movies?

It is about as good. I think that this isn't as funny as The 40 Year Old Virgin but this is hilarious.

The Hangover is about these four guys who go to Vegas and then one of them gets lost. So after that the three that are still there are having a major hangover and they can't remember anything. So that is bad because they can't remember where to look for their friend at. I also like the characters. There is Phil, Stu, Alan, and Doug. Alan is my favorite character, also the funniest obviously. He is like the funniest because he doesn't swear and that is just hilarious, he doesn't fit in because of the clothes he wears, and he says and does some of the best stuff in the entire movie, such as "The baby is jacking his little weiner." and "Rainman was a ritard.". I'll get to more funny stuff in the comedy section. Stu is probably my second favorite character. He has this funny song in about the middle of the movie. And some other stuff. And then Phil because he shares his funny lines and all that. And I could care less about Doug. There are also some other characters such as Jade who is pretty funny, Tracy who doesn't really say anything funny, Melissa who says some pretty funny stuff actually, and Mr. Chow, that guy is just hilarious. But I like the story and all of the characters very much. And whoever wrote it is a genius.


This ties for the funniest movie I have ever seen with The 40 Year Old Virgin. You will be constantly laughing every 2 or 3 minutes and I am not exaggerating either. Same for the 40 Year Old Virgin. But as I said before Alan says the funniest stuff. Ritard, jacking his little weiner. But Ritard or jacking his litter weiner was the funniest part in the movie. And the asian guy is just freaking hilarious, not as funny as Alan, but funny. I like how he cusses them out and stuff, just hilarious. But like every character in this movie is funny except a few and almost every scene is funny in this.

The Hangover has amazing acting. Zach Galifianakis delivered the best performance in the movie in my opinion. And Bradley Cooper and Ed Helms did amazing. So did Justin Bartha. Heather Graham did really good as well. Ken Jeong did great too. So this movie has solid acting.

The Hangover is one of the best movies of 2009 and definitely the funniest. I can't wait for The Hangover 2 but I highly recommend you go watch it! And I am definitely buying this on Blu-Ray.

Stars: *****
Score: 10/10

Toy Story 3
Toy Story 3(2010)

Finally. Finally. 11 Years we have all been waiting!

So this movie is finally here. Now I can't believe how good this movie was for a second sequel. I mean most second sequels suck, but this one was fantastic. But let me say, I DON'T HAVE A FAVORITE TOY STORY FILM. I love them all the same. All of them are extremely funny and just great.

I have only seen 3 films this year because nothing I really wanted to see came out. The only thing I was really looking forward to from hearing about years ago is this and Iron Man 2. I saw Kick-Ass because that movie looked awesome. And it was. Move out of the way Kick-Ass! Toy Story 3 was better!

First, let's talk about the story. Andy is going to college and he needs to find a place to put his toys. He doesn't really care about them anymore, and he just calls them junk and everything. He picks Woody to take to college and puts the other toys in a trash bag and he is taking them to the attic and he has to help his sister, so his mom takes the bag to the garbage can. And they escape and get taken to the day care. I won't spoil anything else, but yeah. Also the ending was extremely sad. I like really wanted to cry but I held it in. I won't spoil what happens but yeah. Also I LOVE all of the characters. I don't really have a favorite character since I think all of them are awesome but yeah. We also see some new faces such as Lotso who is the purple-like bear, Ken who meets Barbie, and the baby doll. There are some more, but I don't feel like listing them right now. But I like all of the characters equally so yeah. But this is a fantastic story, great characters and just a great story.

Toy Story 3, was HILARIOUS! I was laughing throughout the whole thing except the sad parts. But probably the funniest part was when Barbie got Ken to try on all of the outfits. That was just hilarious. Also, the part where Mr. Potato head had to use the burrito like thing for his body, that was hilarious. I also loved the part where Buzz was in spanish. That was hilarious. There is a lot of other funny stuff but those were my favorite parts. But this is one of the funniest movies I have ever seen.

The voice acting has always been amazing in these movies! Tom Hanks is a fantastic actor along with Tim Allen. Now Slinky Dog. The guy who played Slinky Dog died in 2000, and they had to get a new guy to play him. That guy was amazing. He sounded EXACTLY like the guy who died. EXACTLY! So he did great. John Morris who plays Andy was actually in Toy Story 1 and 2. That is amazing. But he is a great voice actor, so he obviously did great. I'm gonna stop talking about the voice acting, because I'll just say they did great because everyone did great. But they got pretty much all of the people who were in the original Toy Story movies. Which is pretty good. Overall, amazing voice acting.

Toy Story 3 is a great film and definitely check it out. Also fans and people who grew up with Toy Story like me will cry at the end of the movie. But yes check this movie out! Best of 2010 so far!

Score: 10/10

Star Wars Trilogy

All 3 of these films deserve a 10/10.

Fantastic Trilogy. I believe I got it on the day it came out.

Stars: *****
Score: 10/10

Watchmen
Watchmen(2009)

I should have watched this movie a long time ago when I could have.

Now let me start out by saying that this is probably the second best movie of 2009. Yeah some people may think that that is a stupid choice like next to Star Trek, but Avatar is still better though.

Now Watchmen is about these "superheroes". There is Dr. Manhattan, Silk Spectre II, Nite Owl II, Rorschach, and Ozymandias. Now everyone knows that Rorschach is the best and one of the most badass characters in a movie ever, so he is definitely my favorite. Then probably The Comedian, Silk Spectre II, Nite Owl II, and Dr. Manhattan. But I like all of the characters but Manhattan is my least favorite but whatever. But this movie is about a lot of things. So first lets start out with the main plot. These former superheroes called "Minutemen" have one of their own murdered called "The Comedian". So Rorschach is investigating the murder obviously trying to figure out who did it. Also Silk Spectre and the others are trying to stop a nuclear war. This nuke could kill everyone in New York. But like half of the movie is a flashback, almost all of it to be exact. Rorschach also keeps a journal as well. We also see some relationships in this, such as Silk Spectre II and Nite Owl II. I never read the comics but I read about the story and characters online months ago so I could know what was going on when I watched it. But let me say, I am definitely getting the graphic novel. I also like how it shows everyone's back story as well, that was pretty cool. All of them were very interesting. But I love the story. I like all the characters, dialog, and just everything story related.

Wow, the visual effects. Where do I start?! Now the Dr. Manhattan effect is AMAZING. I know he wore one of those suits with the dot things but they made Dr. Manhattan look amazing. Now the gore. This gore is just epic. I mean, we are talking people getting their arms and legs broken, getting their foreheads slashed with cleavers, and just awesome. We also see people exploding, like literally exploding. I also watched Director's Cut, so more gore. And this thing at the end that is a spoiler, but I'm not spoiling it, but that was amazing. And Vietnam, that was fantastic. But these are some of the best visual effects in a movie next to Avatar.

The acting was just amazing. Billy Crudup was just amazing, I mean he fit his character perfectly. I mean every single word out of his mouth was just amazing. Jackie Earle Haley was fantastic!!!! He did the voice so good and he fit his character perfectly like Billy. Along with Malin Akerman who is really good in this movie. She could have done better but she was good. Patrick Wilson did amazing as well. Jeffrey Dean Morgan did so good. I mean he was like awesome in this movie. Matthew Goode also did good. But the acting in this movie is amazing. Jackie Earle Haley probably did the best.

I also really like the soundtrack and score. The best was with Dr. Manhattan, that was also in one of the trailers. Also the opening credits song called "The Times are Changing" was really good for the credits. Along with "Desolation Row" by My Chemical Romance in the credits. But this is probably one of the best soundtracks in a movie.

But this movie is probably the second best of 2009 and my third favorite movie of all time. I am definitely buying the Ultimate Cut on Blu-Ray when I can and the book. I highly recommend you check this movie out. Its got a great story, great visual effects, and great acting. Check it out!!

Stars: *****
Score: 10/10

District 9
District 9(2009)
½

Hmm... Is this movie as good as its said to be?

When I watched District 9, I was expecting more. Now I gave it a 9/10 but I thought I would have given it like a 10. But this movie is pretty damn good.

District 9 is about these aliens who are staying in this place called District 9. And also about a guy who is turning into an alien and is on the run from the government. Yes I thought the story in this movie was outstanding. I think it was well written too. I like all the characters in it including the aliens. Some of the aliens actually said some funny stuff too. This is a really good story and I like it a lot.

Now the only thing that I didn't like about District 9 was that it started out really slow. Sure there were some good things about it but it just started out slow. I wish it could have gone faster so I could like this movie more but yeah.

I also like how it is shot in a sort of documentary movie. I thought that that was pretty cool.

District 9 has amazing acting. This is pretty much Sharlto Copley's first film. Now this movie is going to get him every where. He will be in hit movies now. Everyone else did really good in this movie but Sharlto Copley is the only one I really care about.

District 9 has such satisfying gore. We are talking people getting pulled apart. I mean getting their arms and legs and head getting pulled off. It is just beautiful. Also some scenes where people get their arms shot of and like their heads getting shot as well. Basically exploding. But this gore is beautiful, and just epic.

District 9 isn't as good as some people think but its still one of the best movies of 2009.

Stars: ****1/2
Score: 9/10

Day of the Dead

All I am going to say is that this movie is awful. The zombies are retarded. The characters are so bad that they are funny. The acting is terrible. They tried so hard to make this a gory movie. The gore effects and just effects are terrible. And last but not least, the movie is so bad that its funny.

So this movie is so bad that it is funny but yeah, this movie sucks.

Stars: *1/2
Score: 2/10

Observe and Report
½

Well this movie is definitely not the best Seth Rogen film.

It isn't awful but it isn't like amazing. I don't see why it has a 51% but it should have at least a 60%.

Observe and Report is actually kind of more of a serious film than a comedy. It's got a lot of rather dark moments. It also has a fair amount of violence as well.

Observe and Report is about a mall cop named Ronnie Barnhardt who is basically trying to get a flasher. This detective guy is hired to basically to it, and he doesn't like that. He is also trying to get a girl called Brandi. And there is also a girl called Nell that he goes to to get coffee every day pretty much. And let me say this movie is really predictable. I'm not spoiling anything but it is just, predictable. And its ridiculous and kind of funny, but come on, they could have done better and made it longer. But I like most of the characters and the story is just too predictable and weak.


Observe and Report has great acting. Seth Rogen is fantastic in this movie. Anna Faris also delivers a great performance in this movie as well. Pretty much everyone else did amazing. So acting is solid.

Observe and Report is actually pretty funny. It could have been way funnier but its not terrible. It has its laugh out loud moments and all that, but I wish it had more. Other movies like The 40-Year-Old Virgin are funnier and Knocked Up. But this is still funny.

Observe and Report is Seth Rogen's worst movie where he stars but I don't hate it. It should have gotten better but it wasn't great. It has its flaws but yeah. And 2 things I would like to point out. I don't enjoy seeing a man's penis for like 10 minutes throughout the movie. And this is basically like Paul Blart: Mall Cop rated R. I found that kind of funny actually. But yeah check this movie out.

Stars: ***1/2
Score: 7.0/10

Zack and Miri Make a Porno

Ah, Seth Rogen movies. They're great aren't they?

Now I don't understand why the ratings for this are so low. I mean this movie is hilarious. I laughed so hard like so many times. I will tell you more down below.

Zack And Miri Make A Porno is about these two people called Zack and Miri obviously and they are broke. They can't pay their bills and all that crap. So they decide one day to make a porno. Now this story is just hilarious. And the sex scenes are cheesy as hell and I'm sure that is how it is on the Cinemax porn. And the bad acting. Yes that's what makes this so funny. Well one of the reasons. I like all the characters especially Delaney. He is just hilarious. And Zack is good too, along with Lester. Yeah all of the characters are just hilarious and the story is good. And one more thing. This is actually a Romantic Sex Comedy you could say. But yeah.

Zack And Miri Make A Porno has good acting. I don't really care about acting in comedy films but yeah. And on the porn scenes its supposed to be bad. So don't bash it or something because its bad acting. But yeah everyone does a great performance.

Wow, HILARIOUS! This movie is just hilarious!! Its really funny because of the cheesy porn acting, the dick jokes, and like everything that is intended to be funny. Seriously this is almost as good as Knocked Up and the 40 Year Old Virgin. But yeah this movie is hilarious!!

Zack And Miri Make A Porno is a very good and funny movie. But don't let little kids watch it. This movie has a lot of nudity and sex! But fantastic.

Stars: *****
Score: 10/10

Knocked Up
Knocked Up(2007)

Knocked Up is probably my second favorite Seth Rogen film. He has a lot of good movies but yeah my second.

Knocked Up is about a guy named Ben Stone who has a one night stand with a girl named Allison Scott. Then she ends up pregnant. And neither of them are really ready. Ben and his friends are making a site where it tells you every actress and actor who are nude in a movie and when. He and his friends also smoke a lot of weed so basically he wouldn't be a good father. Allison works at E! news or whatever. She also hangs out with her sister which is played by Leslie Mann and her name is Debbie. Yes her sister is seriously hilarious. But yeah I like all of the characters and they are all hilarious.


Like I have said in other reviews I don't care about acting in comedies. But everyone in this movie just did outstanding. Seth Rogen is just an amazing actor. So everyone did great.

Wow, this is pure comedy gold. This is just hilarious. Now let me tell you some hilarious scenes. Okay first, Gabe Ruth. Yes Pete says this. Its so cheesy but hilarious. "You look like Babe Ruth's gay brother, Gabe Ruth." Yeah amazing. Also the scene where Allison and Debbie go to Ben and his friend's site where it says "Cumming Soon!". I was laughing so hard at that part. I couldn't stop laughing for quite a while actually. But yeah this movie is seriously just hilarious.

Knocked Up is my second favorite Seth Rogen movie and I highly recommend it.

Stars: *****
Score: 10/10

Iron Man 2
Iron Man 2(2010)

Finally, the highly anticipated Iron Man 2 releases.

I went to this at the midnight premiere, so I didn't really know what to expect. I expected it to be good but not as good as the first one, and thats what it is.

Iron Man 2 actually focuses more on the story and characters than all of the action and stuff. And that is not a bad thing. I really like that they did that with a superhero movie for once.

I love the Iron Man 2 story. It continues Tony Stark's life of the superhero Iron Man. In this one, Iron Man faces an all new villian called "Whiplash". And we see a new main character called. Natalie Rushman, AKA Black Widow. And let me say, she is smoking hot. But Whiplash. He is avenging his father, and trying to kill Iron Man. And Black Widow is helping Iron Man with Whiplash and the bad guys. We also see some familiar faces such as Pepper Potts and Rhodey. But I like all of the characters and the story is very interesting.

Iron Man 2 has pretty good acting. The only person who wasn't perfect was Don Cheadle. At the beginning he just sucks, but later on he does better. He was just hilarious at the end. Robert Downey Jr. Does amazing again. And everyone else did pretty good. Especially Mickey Rourke, he did fantastic.

Now one thing I didn't like about is that there is not as much action as there is in Iron Man 1. Sure there is some but not a lot. I love the end man, that is so epic. I won't say anything but yeah, its epic. I also like the fighting scene with Rhodey and Stark. Sorry if I spoiled anything. But I really wish that there was more action.

Iron Man 2 actually has a lot of comedy in it. I mean the whole theater was laughing at like the whole thing. Rhodey was so funny at the end when Tony kissed Pepper. But I love how this movie is so funny. It is by far one of the funniest super hero movies of all time next to Kick-Ass.

Iron Man 2 will be one of the best movies of the year and I highly recommend it. Iron Man 1 is better but still see it.

Stars: ****
Score: 8/10

Dawn of the Dead
½

George A. Romero, great movie director. How did he do with this one?

I recently watched the original "Dawn of the Dead". I really wanted to see it after watching the 2004 remake.

Dawn of the Dead's story is about 4 people named Roger, Stephen, Peter, and Francine who take shelter in a zombie filled mall. Roger and Stephen lure the zombies in to lower floors so they won't be on the second, because a lot of the stuff they need is on the second floor. And there are 2 deaths in the movie, and 1 pissed me off and the other I didn't really care. But I am not going to take a rating off of the movie because one of my favorite characters died. In this movie the characters actually have fun, its like a serious fun zombie movie. Like the remake. But I like the characters in this movie and I like all zombie movie stories.

Now some people really sucked in this movie with acting. I mean they were just complete s**t. All of the main characters did great but some other people just sucked really bad.

The effects were probably kick ass for its time. But now its cheesy as hell. I am not taking anything off of the rating for cheesy effects, but keep in mind its 1978. But yes, the gore effects were really cool. And probably epic for its time. But the effects are cheesy now, but they were great back then.

Dawn of the Dead is an instant classic, and one of the best zombie films there is. I highly recommend it. I forgot to point out that I like the remake better.

Stars: ****1/2
Score: 9.0/10

Kick-Ass
Kick-Ass(2010)

I never read the comics but after seeing the trailers on TV and the internet and stuff, I thought that it looked pretty funny and good. I read online to find out who the characters were and stuff. But the whole Red Mist thing, I didn't know that until I actually watched the movie.

Kick-Ass sounds kind of stupid when you first hear about it. My friend told me to go online and look at the trailer and he told me he thought it was so stupid. But I liked it and thought it looked pretty good. But basically Kick-Ass, Kicked Ass.

Kick-Ass' story is about a high school kid who wonders why no body has ever tried to be a superhero. So he basically tries it and he gets his ass kicked. Then, he gets metal plates on his body and he won't feel much pain. And later on Hit Girl and Big Daddy come along to help him. Hit Girl is my favorite character and I'm pretty sure everyone's. We are talking an 11 year old kid who swears and violently kills people. She uses a rope thing and causes a guy to shoot himself in the eye, she cuts a guy's leg off and then stabbs him in the back. And she is just hilarious. And Red Mist, he was pretty funny. There is a spoiler about him that you can pretty much figure out at the beginning of the movie. But yes when Red Mist first meets Kick-Ass and when he jumps off of the dumpster, that was hilarious. But Kick-Ass has a very good story and I like all of the characters.

Kick-Ass has amazing acting. Now everyone thought that Nicolas Cage was going to kill the movie, they were wrong. I thought that the Batman voice he did was hilarious. And he fit his character perfectly. Aaron Johnson was fantastic. He is british and he did an amazing American Accent. He fits Kick-Ass so well, no one else could have done it as good as he did. Chloe Moretz was fantastic. She basically stole the entire movie. I mean, come on? Who doesn't like kids swearing and killing people? I mean she was amazing, she was definitely the right choice for Hit Girl. If they chose someone else their mom would be like "No I don't want my child cussing.". And seriously, Its acting! Parents are freaking out because there is a kid cussing. There are tons of movies where kids cuss. So just seriously, calm down. But Chloe Moretz did fantastic. Christopher Mintz-Plasse was very good for Red Mist. One reason everyone was so excited for this was because he played Mclovin. And everyone loved Mclovin. But he isn't a whole lot like Mclovin in this movie. Kind of but not really, he isn't really shown on-screen a lot until like half way in to the movie. But he was definitely funny as hell. The dumpster thing was hilarious. Christopher Mintz-Plasse fit his character perfectly. So Kick-Ass has amazing acting.

Wow, I love the gore and violence is amazing. I mean man, I loved it! Especially the microwave scene, that guy completely blew up, guts ad blood were just all over the door. I mean that was beautiful. I also like watching all the people get shot in the head, in the eye, and just blood all over the walls and stuff. Also the part at the drug dealers apartment where Hit Girl is just stabbing people, cutting their limbs off and just all sorts of stuff. The gore is definitely one of the best parts in this movie.

Kick-Ass will definitely be one of the best movies of 2010, Toy Story 3, Iron Man 2, and Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 could be better but maybe not. You can still watch Kick-Ass without reading the book and still get it. I highly recommend this movie for everyone!

Stars: *****
Score: 10/10

Gabriel Iglesias - Hot And Fluffy

My friend on Xbox LIVE Showed me this on Netflix.

It was pretty funny and it could have been funnier.
The best part was the George Lopez impersonation.

Watch it.

Score: 8/10

The Evil Dead

Well this movie isn't exactly a "zombie" movie, but there are zombie kind of people. And let me say, this is probably one of the wierdest and most scariest movies I have ever seen.

I believe that this film was originally rated NC-17, but I don't know. I watched it on Netflix from my Xbox 360, and I think it was rated R, but I'm not 100% sure. But back to the point. If it was rated NC-17, it was for its time. Like 1981. I mean the violence looks unrealistic because it was the 1980's. So this violence was extremely frightening and realistic back then. But the violence still is disturbing to some people probably, but not to me. I thought it was extremely cool, especially the end with the bodies like just falling apart. That was badass.

The Evil Dead's story is these 5 like high school kids or like people in their 20s go to this camp and then later on they find this book that made the zombies and the moving trees and everything else. But I don't care about the story in most zombie movies, but I will say this one is decent, anyone could have thought of it, but I like it. The characters were cool as well. Ash was my favorite, and probably everyone's favorite. But good story, good characters, and well written.

The effects are good for a low budget movie and for like the 1980s or 1979, or whatever year it is. Even though some stuff looks exaggerated at times, it still think the effects are good for its time. The budget is like what, $300,000? Not a lot but they did pretty damn good for its time. But the end must have been pretty hard to make, because of its low budget obviously. But the effects are pretty good for its time and low budget.

The acting is never really that great for an old film like this, but really, who cares about acting in movies this scary and exciting?! I sure as hell don't so I'm not even gonna talk about it.

The Evil Dead is probably better than Paranormal Activity but PA is scarier, but I like this movie more. This is one of the scariest and most messed up films ever. Check it out now!!!

Stars: *****
Score: 10/10

The 40 Year Old Virgin

Holy s**t this a great movie!!

The 40-Year-Old Virgin is amazing. But its about a dude who is 40 and he hasn't gotten laid yet. So his friends help him. Now his friends are f**king funny. Especially Cal AKA Seth Rogen. Seth Rogen is hilarious in this movie. Along with everyone else. But yeah I like the story in this and the characters.

Now the acting is amazing. Steve Carrel did simply amazing in this movie. Along with everyone else. Such as Seth Rogen, Paul Rudd, and Romany Malco. Yeah great acting.

The 40-Year-Old Virgin is one of the funniest films I have ever seen. This is like constant dick jokes and just funny stuff. I like Paul Rudd and Seth Rogen a lot in this movie. They are just hilarious. But everyone in this movie is funny and about every single minute has a funny scene.

The 40-Year-Old Virgin is one of the best films ever and one of the funniest. I highly recommend you check it out soon!

Stars: *****
Score: 10/10

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel

I was expecting so much more from this! I mean the first one was decent but really, come on you could have made this one decent too.

Alvin and the Chipmunks has like a really retarded story. I mean what the f**k? Chipmunks going to school?? WTF? And Dave is hardly even in the movie, some faggot who no one even knows is in this. I have not clue why Jason Lee wasn't in it. I mean why did he have to get hurt? That is gay. And the chipettes, I didn't like them. I still liked Alvin, Simon, and Theador, they will always be some of my favorite characters. But this movie's story sucks ass.

Jason Lee and the chipmunks were the only ones who actually did decent with acting in this. Pretty much everyone else sucked badly. I mean the chipettes weren't that bad, but they sucked on some parts. But the acting in this movie is okay.

Now the comedy. There is not 1 funny thing in this movie, nope not 1. I don't think I laughed 1 time while watching this. I laughed some in Alvin 1 but not once in this one. So this movie is not funny AT ALL!

The only thing good about the visual effects were the chipmunks and chipettes. Apart from that, complete s**t. I mean take a look at the beginning where Dave goes flying, it looks like visual on a Nick or Disney show. This is a movie, you could to a little more work! But the effects suck. The only thing good is the chipmunks and chipettes.

Alvin 2 is the worst movie of 2009. This movie sucks, and it is not as good as Alvin 1. Don't watch it!!

Stars: *
Score: 2/10

The Blind Side

This film is one of the best movies of 2009, and all time. It is almost as good as Forrest Gump.

The Blind Side is actually based on a true story. Michael Oher is a poor orphan who goes to a Christian school I believe and he has to wash his clothes in a sink and puts them in a drier with other peoples drier for his clothes to get dry. He is seen walking home in the cold and Sandra Bullock's character Leigh Anne Tuohy with her other family Sean Tuohy, SJ which stands for Sean Junior, and Collins Tuohy. They take him in, but they later decide that they want him to live with them. I won't go farther in to detail because it will spoil a lot. but yeah. The story is interesting, and has its sad moments and happy moments. Some parts literally made me smile.

Now the acting was just out standing. They sounded like what the real people would sound. Sandra Bullock is a great actress, and this is probably her best performance yet. I haven't really seen Tim McGraw in a lot of films, but he did good. That little kid got annoying, but whatever. But everyone did good, and this is definitely where the film shines.

I don't know what else to talk about, but this movie is one of the best movies I have ever seen, and I highly recommend it.

Score: 10/10
Stars: *****

2012
2012(2009)

I don't know why people hate this movie so much. No I don't like this movie because there is sh*t blowing up throughout the whole movie. I just like this movie for some reason.

2012's story is simple. Well the only kind of story is just like 5 people escaping from the end of the world. But this is some of the cheesiest sh*t I have ever seen. It is so predictable and it is just cheesy as hell. I like some of the characters but I hate those fat kids and Gordon. Charlie Frost is pretty cool, I really like that character. And the ending is just way to obvious. I hope I didn't spoil anything. But whatever. Story is decent, kinda gay and predictable.

Well the acting is decent. OF COURSE THE FU**ING LITTLE KIDS RUIN IT! But whatever. I think Woody Harrelson is a great actor. He was perfect for his role as Charlie Frost. This crazy-ass guy who has his own radio station and talks about the world ending and stuff but yeah. He is a pretty good actor for this movie. Everyone else was decent. I am not talking about the rest of the cast because I don't want to right now. But decent acting.

Well not really much to talk about. But I thought the stuff blowing up was pretty cool. But this is a decent movie people, watch it.

Score: 7.9/10
Stars: *** 1/2

Jennifer's Body
½

Wow, a decent NEW horror comedy. Wow!! That is really a shocker. I was thinking before I watched this that this was gonna suck really bad. I was wrong. Its not like 100% fantastic, but still decent.

Well the story was pretty good. I liked the story, the details, but I didn't like the characters that much. Needy/Anita was kind of annoying at points, and so was Jennifer. And that kind of gothic emo kid named Colin was annoying as hell. But apart from that it gets very interesting throughout. And I loved how you didn't know like anything that happened after the bar burns down, and like an hour later, you know like everything. I love movies where the story kind of builds up, giving you more details throughout the film. So decent story, boring and annoying characters.

The acting was probably like the weakest part. Its just, not that great. Some of the lines were like the cheesiest things I have ever heard. Like Megan Fox is a decent actor, and doesn't say some of the corniest and cheesiest crap ever in Transformers. Amanda Seyfried was good in this movie, but was kind of cheesy at some moments. That Colin kid, was pretty crappy at acting. About everyone else was either decent, and kind of decent.

The visuals were OK. But one moment that looked like crap, was the part where she pukes up the black stuff at the beginning, but the end part where she pukes looked pretty good. The gore looked amazing. Like, you see people's stomachs ripped open, freaking guts in a shadow, and some other stuff. But It looked really good. I've never seen guts in real life, but I'm pretty sure thats what they would look like!!! So the visuals, pretty good, except a few parts that were off.

So Jennifer's Body is a decent horror comedy film. I recommend it to anyone who enjoys a decent horror comedy movie.

Score: 7/10

Zombieland
Zombieland(2009)

Finally, I get to write another review. I haven't written in forever! Okay lets continue.

Well Zombieland is probably the funniest movie of 09. I haven't seen the Hangover but I hear its pretty funny. But I laughed my ass off watching this.

Well who really cares about the story in comedys. But I thought it was good like every other zombie films story. I liked how it showed everyone's backstory. Like Columbus' apartment scene, AKA his first zombie encounter. That scene was pretty funny. I don't know why, but I find it hilarious where people throw the softest things at zombies, like the toilet paper for example. It showed Witchita and Little Rock's backstory, conpeople. They trick people with fake rings and get a few hundred bucks on the part it shows. Not much with Tallahasse, just shows him in an "Asskicking" buisness, and somebody who dies, I'm not going to spoil anything. The characters are hilarious, interesting, and awesome. I loved the story in this movie.

The comedy is great. I mean the cameo in the middle was fu*king hilarious!!! I don't want to spoil who it is. But that was hilarious. And I also like the part where they are talking about Pacific Playand, and Tallahasse is like "That place totally blows... my mind, its fun for the whole family." I laughed so hard on that part. And the end where he runs over the zombies that was funny as hell. Tallahasse is the best character in my opinion. "WHERE ARE THE FU*KING TWINKIES?!" Those parts are HILARIOUS. So Zombieland is one of the funniest movies I have EVER SEEN! The comedy is fantastic!

The acting was amazing. Jesse Eisenberg did wonderful, I liked his performance better in this than Adventureland. Woody Harrelson wasw simply amazing in this movie. I have got to check out his other movies. Emma Stone did really good too. This is a better performance than Superbad. Abigail Breslin did really good for a kid. But she is probably one of the best kid actors there is. But the acting is wonderful.

Zombieland is one of the best movies of 09. I kinda like it better than Shaun of the Dead. But IDK. I highly recommend this movie if you like a good zombie comedy flick!

Score: 10/10
Stars: *****

28 Days Later
½

We all know Danny Boyle makes great movies. And one of them is Slumdog Millionaire. But yes this was nearly as good as Slumdog Millionaire.

I am just getting into zombie films, and this one was the first one I really watched. I had seem some of this before but not all of it. I like these kind of zombies, they are a lot scarier, and they are VERY cool looking. We are talking Red Eyes, vomiting blood, and just blood all over their faces. They also run extremely fast, I believe faster than the Dawn of the Dead ones.

The story is pretty simple. People trying to survive from zombies. But they start out with 3, than 4, than 3. So we see a lot of deaths but I'm not gonna tell you who. But my favorite was a tough one, probably Jim or Selena. The end is just extremely badass. Especially where Jim gouges out that guy's eyes. Yeah this movie has a lot of gore. I think 28 Weeks Later is way more violent but this one still has a lot. But most of the characters are pretty decent. And the story is interesting.

Now I didn't like the acting very much. Whoever played Hannah sucked. She did good on some parts, but pretty bad at other parts. Cillian Murphy did amazing, as he also did amazing in Batman Begins and the Dark Knight, even though he didn't have a huge role in TDK. We all know Brendan Gleeson is a great actor, as he played Moody in the Goblet of Fire and the Order of the Phoenix (Harry Potter). I don't think he was in The Half Blood Prince. But anyways, he did amazing. Naomie Harris was in the Pirates of the Carribean movies, 2 and 3. But she did great. I am not going on about anymore, but ok acting.

Wow, the action and the gore. Amazing. I love watching these zombies chasing these people down the streets. And just tearing people apart. The end is where a lot of the violence takes place in. I loved the part where Jim gouges out the guy's eyes. But a lot of action and gore, and its amazing.

28 Days Later is an amazing zombie movie, that I highly recommend. Not the best Acting though.

Stars: ****1/2
Score: 9.4/10

Paranormal Activity

One word, WOW!

Paranormal Activity scared the hell out of me! It is scary as crap! I mean, the whole idea of the movie is creepy. I freaking demon wanting the girl character named Katie's body. Its slowly possessing her and when she is just completely fu*ked up when she is possessed and it is just scary. We're talking about doors wiggling, slamming shut, chandaliers shaking, footsteps! Holy crap now that is messed up! Some idiots say it isn't scary but it is! They put powder out one night and they see the demon's footsteps, its just crazy as hell. I mean you will hear footsteps, and you don't see anything! You also see shadows and nothing is there. People say that its over-hyped but I highly disagree. It is not! Its scary as hell!

Paranormal Activity has an AMAZING story! It is so interesting and creepy! Its about a demon who wants the girl named Katie's body. Its messed up. The demon doesn't like the guy named Micah because he is protecting Katie. The ending is messed up. I saw both of them. Personally, I thought that the alternate ending was creepier because she just sits there and rocks back and forth, back and forth, back and forth for like four days, its messed up. The other one is creepy too but not as creepy but it has more suspense in my opinion. I won't spoil anything but its creepy how she smiles at the camera with those fang like teeth, just creepy, and it says that "Katie's wherabouts are still unknown. Thinking that she might still be in the house or in the woods wondering around or something. Its awesome! The story was simply, AMAZING!

Paranormal Activity has the best acting in a movie I have EVER seen. Micah was fantastic, he was better than Katie but Katie was still really good. Their names are actually Micah and Katie. The doctor guy actually sounded like a doctor in my opinion. There aren't many members, but still an amazing cast with great acting.

Paranormal Activity is now my favorite movie of all time, and it is scary as hell and the scariest movie ever. I highly recommend it to anyone except little chickens who are afraid of everything.

Score: 10/10
Stars: *****

Marley & Me
Marley & Me(2008)

Wow, just, WOW!!! This film blew me away!

Marley & Me is probably the best dog film I have EVER seen. Stupid me had to spoil the movie before I was gonna watch it a few months back. I read that Marley dies. So I waited a few months to watch it because I didn't want to get really sad and upset so that's why I waited. The ending is really sad. I almost cried but I never cry at the end of movies, but I have come close with Spider-Man 3 and Charlotte's Web. I can't get the ending out of my head, I watched it recently and can't get the ending out of my head. I think it will take a few weeks for it to get out of my head.

Well Marley & Me is based off of the book series but I never read the books, but I'm dying to read them. I love the story very much! I like the dog's name. Marley. John gave Marley that name because of Bob Marley. I love his name. Marley is a great dog name. Marley is the world's worst dog. He is always tearing things up, humping things, and stealing stuff. He actually steals Jenny's necklace that John gave her. Jenny then gives it to Marley at the "funeral" type scene. That was probably the second most sad scene. The most sad scene is when John is telling Marley how much he loved him and stuff. That scene nearly brought me to tears. Anyways, the story was great. It was very well written and funny.

Marley & Me had great acting. I'm glad they didn't do some crap where Marley talks and stuff. Owen Wilson is one of my favorite actors and he is really good in this movie. Jennifer Aniston is also one of my favorite actresses and she is really good in this too. Every one did great in my opinion and is a really good actor/actresses.

Marley & Me is hilarious. I laughed so hard in almost every scene except the end. The funniest part was probably where the dog sitter came. That was ridiculous. Marley obviously didn't like her that much and about 11 thunderstorms came. Marley's weakness are thunderstorms. That was freaking hilarious. Everything about that part is hilarious. They completely lied to the dog sitter. I also like the scene where Marley is walking out of the window in the car. I loved that scene.

Marley & Me is one of my favorite films of 2008 and in my top 25 films ever. I highly recommend this film to anyone.

Score: 10/10
Stars: *****

Snow Buddies
Snow Buddies(2008)

This is one of the worst movies that I have ever seen.

First of all, "Snow Buddies" has a stupid story. Its about dogs that fall out of a plane and land in the snow. Its poorly well written and uninteresting. I hate it.

"Snow Buddies" has some of the worst voice acting and acting in a movie that I have ever heard. It is so bad! Of course kids play the dogs. It is just, awful.

Another thing about "Snow Buddies", is that this is Animal Cruelty! Those poor little puppies had to fall and were probably forced to do everything! Poor little puppies!

"Snow Buddies" is an awful movie with animal cruelty. I don't recommend it to anyone at all! I hate it!

Score: 0/10
Stars: 0 Stars

The Green Mile

The Green Mile is one of Tom Hank's best performances, but there were some things that I didn't like about it.

The Green Mile has one of the best movie stories I have ever heard. It is about a man who is taken prisoner because the police people think that he murdered two little girls, but false. He also has powers to heal people and let the bad stuff go in to him, but then he spits it out. I thought that it was very well written and interesting. It was a very sad story in my opinion, and a bit too depressing. The only thing wrong with it was that it was too depressing, apart from that, it was an amazing story.

The Green Mile has some of the best performances ever. Tom Hanks, is such a good actor! These performances are legendary. Michael Clarke Duncan is also a fantastic actor. Everybody did a fantastic performance. The Green Mile has some of the best acting of all time.

One thing I didn't like about The Green Mile was that it was too long and a bit boring at times. The movie is over 3 hours long. In my opinion, a bit to much talking.

The Green Mile is a very good movie that I recommend to Tom Hanks fans. Some viewers might cry at the end.

Score: 8.0/10
Stars: *** 1/2

Year One
Year One(2009)

Awful. This is Jack Black and Michael Cera's worst film. Without a doubt, the worst film of 2009 so far.

Year One has one of the stupidest stories ever. It is about two guys who have to leave their village who explore and find various places, and have large orgies and fights with everyone. Its stupid as hell! Its poorly well written, lame, and uninteresting.

I did not laugh one time while watching Year One. The jokes are stupid and unfunny. I am not exaggerating, I did not laugh one time in this whole 90 minute film. That's how bad it is. Some of the things they do to try to make it funny are just disgusting. Jack Black's character eats shit! I'm not joking! That is just sick and nasty. This movie is not funny at all.

Year One actually has decent acting. This is what gave it a 1 instead of a zero. Jack Black is a pretty good actor in movies. Michael Cera is pretty good too. Pretty much everyone else is really good. Thank the acting because it kept the movie from getting a zero.

Year One is not funny at all and its stupid and lame. Year One is definitely the worst movie of 2009. All of this great talent gets put to waste.

NOTE: I will now do a number score and a star score. I needed to let you all know that.

Score: 1.0/10
Stars: */*****

Bubble Boy
Bubble Boy(2001)

Bubble Boy is a pretty funny movie. It has a lot of funny scenes.

Bubble has an okay story. I don't really like it at some points but its okay.

Bubble Boy has decent acting. It wasn't perfect, but it was pretty good.

Bubble is a pretty funny movie and I recommend it.

Score: 8.0/10
Stars: *** 1/2

Elf
Elf(2003)
½

This is one of Will Ferrel's best movies.

Will Ferrel usually doesn't make good movies, but this is actually a pretty good movie.

Elf has a kind of lame story. I didn't really like it. It wasn't that well written and it wasn't so interesting. Elf could have done better with the story, but I don't hate the movie.

Elf is hilarious. I thought it had a few laugh out loud moments, and a lot of chuckles. It is definitely one of Will Ferrel's funniest movies.

Elf has great acting. I thought that it was really good. Will Ferrel is a pretty good actor. I thought that the acting was really good.

Elf is a very good Christmas movie. It is fun for the whole family. I recommend you watch it around Christmas time.

Score: 7.1/10

Scooby-Doo
Scooby-Doo(2002)

It isn't the worst cartoon adaption, but definitely not perfect.

I have always loved the Scooby-Doo story. It has a really funny story, and pretty interesting. I like finding out the mystery.

The movie wasn't as funny as the show. It could have been funnier.

The acting wasn't that good. It just isn't good. The show had really good voice acting.

Scooby-Doo - The Movie wasn't as good as the show, but it didn't suck.

Score: 6.2/10

Radio
Radio(2003)

Radio is underrated. The movie had pretty good acting, amazing story, and it got kind of boring on some parts.

Score: 8.4/10

Firehouse Dog

When I first heard about this movie, I really wanted to see this because Josh Hutcherson is a pretty good actor in my opinion, and it looked pretty entertaining. When I did see it, I liked it more than I did now, but I don't really like it anymore, its just stupid, lame, and unfunny.

Firehouse Dog is a really stupid movie. The story is what makes it stupid. Its about a dog that used to be famous who falls out of a plane, and lives. Then, that dog meets a kid and hangs with him, then the dog becomes a fireman dog. That is really stupid to me. Its poorly written, boring, and stupid.

Firehouse Dog actually had some chuckles. It had no laugh out loud moments but a few chuckles. It could have been way funnier but it wasn't unfunny, just not that funny. Lots of these new kids movies like this aren't funny at all.

Firehouse Dog looks really fake. The visual effects look like crap. I mean, look at the scene where Rex falls out of the plane, that looks horrible. Pretty much every other scene in the movie looks really lame and fake. The visual effects are horrible.

Believe it or not, Firehouse Dog actually had decent acting and voice acting. Like I said before, Josh Hutcherson is actually a good actor in my opinion. Some of the actors and voice actors weren't that good, but weren't pitiful. Firehouse Dog has decent acting and voice acting.

Firehouse Dog is not a good movie. Younger viewers may like it (like 4-6 year olds). Older viewers won't like it. I recommend it for a family movie night film but not for teenagers, because older viewers won't like it. Firehouse Dog could use some work and I didn't like it.

Score: 3.6/10

Where the Wild Things Are

"Where The Wild Things Are" is a very good childrens film that was originally a book and made into a film.

Where The Wild Things Are is very different from the book. I didn't really like that. Even the names are different for the wild things. They changed how Max got to the place where the jungle grew. I didn't like that.

Where The Wild Things Are has an amazing, well written and interesting story. I liked all of the characters a lot. My favorite is probably Carol. I liked the beginning and it took just the right amount of time for everything to get going. I loved how Max lied to the monster and told them that he blew up a bunch of Viking's heads. I really like the story and characters a lot.

Where The Wild Things Are has great acting. Max Records did a great job, along with James Gandolfini, Paul Dano, Catherine O'Hara, Forest Whitaker, Michael Berry Jr., and so on. The acting was amazing and really surprised me. I wasn't expecting good acting really but I got good acting.

The visual effects had one problem. The monsters looked good, and just about everything else except the owls. They looked really stupid and lame. I thought that they could've put more time in to them. Apart from that, pretty much everything looked real and great, so pretty good visual effects.

Where The Wild Things Are is one of the best films of 2009. I highly recommend you read the book first, instead of just going because you liked the previews. I wanted to see it because I liked the book, and the previews looked really good. I highly recommend you check Where The Wild Things Are out.

Score: 8.0/10

Monsters vs. Aliens

Monsters Vs. Aliens was definitely not as good as the Shrek films, but it wasn't that bad.

To be honest, Monsters Vs. Aliens has a pretty lame story. I didn't like it that much, but it wasn't awful like Space Chimps. The story was well written, but just not that interesting.

Monsters Vs. Aliens is pretty funny. I was expecting it to be a lot funnier, but it didn't completely disappoint me. B.O.B (Seth Rogen) was hillarious, Seth Rogen always steals the movie. I was hoping it would be funnier or as funny as Shrek. Monsters Vs. Aliens could have been funnier.

Monsters Vs. Aliens has amazing animation. Its as good as 9 and Coraline, and those movies had great animation. I thought that it was perfect and shouldn't have any work done to it.

Monsters Vs. Aliens has fantastic voice acting. Seth Rogen is great when it comes to animated films. Seth Rogen was perfect for B.O.B in my opinion. I didn't really like Reese Witherspoon as Ginormica but it was a good performance. Overall, this film has amazing voice acting.

Monsters Vs. Aliens is a decent film, but not as good as some animated films. I highly recommend Monsters Vs. Aliens to anyone who likes animated movies and funny movies.

Score: 7.8/10

Adventureland
½

I was expecting a lot more from "Adventureland", but my expectations weren't like a 10/10, maybe an 8 or 9, about as good as "Superbad".

There was one thing I noticed about "Adventureland" that some may not. To me, it looked like it was out of synch. I mean, a character would move their lips but no words until two seconds later. I have never seen a movie out of synch, but it doesn't mean I hate the movie, its just that I didn't think it was great.


"Adventureland" is one of those movies that you just enjoy watching so much, that you don't want it to end. I sat there enjoying it and to be honest, I didn't want it to end. But another thing was that I didn't like the ending. It was just kinda stupid and lame. It ends with James and Em about to do the nasty, nasty. It was just stupid to me. But the movie was really enjoyable.

Personally, I loved the story. "Adventureland" is about a kid named James Brennan who is going to New York with his friend and was going on vacation, but couldn't afford it. So he starts working at a theme park called Adventureland. There, he meets Pot heads, and a girl he really likes named Em. I don't want to go any further because it might spoil the whole movie for you. I really liked the story and thought it was very well written.

"Adventureland" could have been a lot funnier. Bill Hader was obviously the funniest character, like he is in pretty much every movie. It wasn't as funny as "Superbad". I was expecting the movie to be hilarious, but no. The movie is funny, just not funny enough. I loved the scene where James got chased by that big guy, and then Bill Hader's character started threatening him with the bat, now that was hilarious. "Adventureland" could have been funnier, but at least it was funny.

"Adventureland" has great acting. Kristen Stewart is a bad actress, but in this movie, she did great. Jesse Eisenberg did a wonderful job too. Bill Hader as always did a really good job. And pretty much every actor and actress did a really good job. I loved the acting.

I really enjoyed watching "Adventureland" but it had some flaws. The movie could have been funnier, its out of synch, and I didn't like the ending. I recommend "Adventureland" to anyone who likes comedy movies and someone who liked "Superbad".

Score: 7.0/10

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs
½

Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs almost seems like a Disney Pixar film because the movie is so funny and well animated.

Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs has a very good story in my opinion. When you hear about the story, it makes you laugh because of the hilarious idea of it. In my opinion, it took to long for everything to get going in the movie. I loved how the story was funny and entertaining. My only issue with it was that it took to long to get everything going. The story is very funny and entertaining.

Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs is hilarious. I think about every scene is a laugh out loud moment. I loved the baby guy that was in a diaper, especially where he got eaten by a chicken. The whole idea of the movie, makes you laugh so hard. I mean that is hilarious how giant fortune cookies read food fortunes, "You are about to be crushed by a giant corn". I laughed so hard at that part. The gummy bear scene was pretty funny too. Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs is probably the second funniest movie of the year next to Up.

The voice acting was great. Bill Hader did a great job in my opinion. Anna Faris, James Caan, Andy Samberg, and Bruce Campbell all did great and everyone else. Some of the best voice acting you will ever hear in your whole life.

Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs is almost as good as Up, but better than 9. I highly recommend this movie to anyone who likes a good laugh and a great animated movie.

Score: 9.4/10

Friday the 13th Part VIII - Jason Takes Manhattan

I don't really watch horror movies often but when I watched this, I laughed.

Well Jason takes Manhattan is cheesier then Batman and Robin. What the fu*k was that towards the end when that Black guy got his head punched off? That was just fake looking and cheesy. Another part is when the guy got his throat slit with a machete, there is no blood really and if it was real, blood would be gushing out like crazy. Why are people so damn stupid in horror movies that they think that they can kick the sh*t out of the killer who is 5 times their size, way stronger than them and ugly as hell. What an idiot. And also, may I point out the first killings in the movie were lame. The guy's was ridiculous. Jason stabs him with something (I think it was the arrow) and pulls it out. And I'm like: What the fu*k is that? I can tell if it is his guts, intestines or big pieces of spaghetti. The girl's was ridiculous because of that lame screaming. "AH!," "NO PLEASE!" and then the stupid screams and then she is dead. This movie is cheesy as HELL!

Well the story is obvious. Jason goes on a rampage! OMG ARE YOU SERIOUS? THAT IS SO ORIGINAL! NOT! Same horror movie story. The only horror movies that have a story are usually the first movie. Well half of the movie takes place on a boat. Then Jason starts killing pot heads and chasing people and all that. The funny thing is, he chases two people. Why not kill everyone? I mean, he is a serial killer so why not kill everyone. The IMDB plot reads: A passing boat bound for New York pulls Jason along for the ride. Look out New York, here comes hell in a hockey mask. See, no story. So there is no story so what there is, sucks.

Now, the visual effects. Oh my gosh. Terrible, terrible, terrible. What is that lighting? It looks horrible. Those gut things at the beginning, the blood, everything. Visuals in horror movies usually suck anyways but this goes way to far. And something else is the end where Jason gets all of that acid stuff all over him. It just looks stupid, and pitiful. The visuals suck.

Now the acting. The acting blows. Everyone is so bad. Obviously what I pointed out earlier, the girl screaming at the beginning. Why did they hire these actors and actresses? The acting is awful and lame.

Jason Takes Manhattan is by far, the worst horror movie I have ever seen in my life. Never watch this stupid crap.

Score: 0/10

Charlotte's Web

Charlotte's Web is a great childrens book adaption.

I really liked the book and the movie. They are both very entertaining and funny.

Charlotte's Web has a very interesting story. Little Wilbur is the runt of piglets and he will be killed but Fern saves him. Later on, Charlotte meets Wilbur and she keeps him alive by creating webs with words. I won't spoil anything else, but I love the story.

In this movie, we have an amazing cast. We've got Julia Roberts, Steve Buscemi, Thomas Haden Church, and more. The cast is amazing in my opinion. All of them are great actors, voice actors, and actresses. The acting/voice acting is amazing movie in this movie.

Charlotte's Web is a great movie that I highly recommend.

Score: 10/10
Stars: *****

Paul Blart: Mall Cop
½

Well, I expected this movie to be about as bad as Zohan but it wasn't that awful.

Paul Blart: Mall Cop is a childrens comedy film with maybe, one laugh out loud moment, but apart from that, just a few chuckles.

Well to be honest, I didn't like the story. Come on, a mall security guard? LAME. There was one thing I liked about it though. I loved the twists with all of the characters that were actually bad. So, I'll give them that. So the story wasn't that good but it had one thing I liked about it.

Now, the action surprised me. It was actually pretty decent. The fighting was pretty enjoyable. I can't believe someone actually got shot. I liked the part when the guy jumped into the elevator and was then pushed out. I thought it had pretty good action for a PG movie.

The comedy wasn't great but wasn't awful. Now, the funniest part was when he started playing Rock Band. That was hilarious. That is about the only laugh out loud moment in the whole movie. The rest is just chuckles but I give them that.

The acting was fine. Pretty much everybody did good. But, the kid wasn't so great. It has decent acting for a kids movie because usually in a kids movie, the acting sucks badly. The acting was decent.

Paul Blart: Mall Cop is an okay movie and some people may like it, some may hate it. I don't recommend it to everyone but to some people.

Score - 5.4/10

Click
Click(2006)

**HOW MY RATING WORKS**
Now if I rate a movie like a 6.2/10, that rounds to a 60, now, if I rate a movie a 7.7/10, it would round to 80. I needed to clear that up.
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Yet, another decent Sandler film.

Now, what is it with everyone hating Adam Sandler's movies? They don't suck like everyone says they do. I love Sandler's movies. This is one of his best ones. Now read my review to see what was good (AKA what I liked).

So the story is pretty good. Its a comedy and a drama. I loved how the comedy was but the drama, nope. I didn't like the drama to much. The drama could have been a bit better in my opinion. I loved the remote and how it could do all of that cool stuff. It really makes you want one doesn't it? I thought that the story was pretty good.

Well, the acting, eh. Its all of the children's fault! Kids suck at acting. I didn't like there acting at all. Sandler and Walken did great (of course). So the acting is okay.

Now Click, is a really good Sandler movie. It is definitely one of my favorites! Go watch it!!

Score: 7.7/10

Everybody Hates Chris - The Complete Series

Now, this is a review of the whole show.

I used to think that this show would suck, but I was wrong. It came on the CW (back then I think it was called something else) and I watched wrestling (SmackDown!) so thats how I knew about it. I started watching it a few weeks ago when it came on Nick@Nite (Nick at Nite/Night).

So the show is about Chris Rock's childhood. Now, I don't think everything is true but some of it. I know Tanya isn't real, she's just supposed to be like one of his brothers. So he and his family move out of The Projects and move to Brooklyn, NY. He ends up going to an all white kids school. Now some main school characters are Greg, Caruso and Ms. Morello. I'm gonna tell you about them and then Chris' family. So Greg is Chris' best friend. He meets him after Caruso beats him up and they are well friends. He is a nerdy kid like Chris and gets bullied and beat up almost as much as Chris. He is a white kid too and Chris usually asks him for advice. Caruso is the school bully. He's a big, fat, ginger kid. He beats people up, makes fun of them, knock their books out of their hands. He is a huge jerk and he bullies Chris the most probably. Ms. Morello is Chris' racist teacher but later, principal. You can tell because in the egg episode she tells Chris he probably couldn't take care of it because he has so many brothers and sisters to take care of. She also gives him a brown egg. She is pretty funny but still racist. Now his family. His father's name is Julius. He is extremely cheap because they are poor. He is very hardworking too. He is a big, tall, bald black man. His mother's name is Rochelle. She is VERY strict with the kids. She's hardworking like Julius and goes to the beauty salon and her best friend named Vanessa works there. Drew is Chris' brother but not in real life. He is younger than Chris but bigger. Drew can do better than Chris at pretty much everything. He gets all the girls too. Tanya is Chris' sister. She is the youngest so Julius spoils her. She is obsessed with Billy Ocean as well. There really isn't much to say about her. So I like the story a lot.

The show's acting is really good too. When Rochelle screams at everyone, it sounds like she means it. Everyone really does great. So great acting.

This show has good ratings, and I highly recommend you watch it.

Score: 10/10

Coraline
Coraline(2009)
½

Now lets try typing with two hands.

So Coraline is a great movie. Why?

Now the story was very interesting. Its about a girl who doesn't like her life who finds a secret door and goes in a great life. But it really isn't all that great. I'm not spoiling anything else but watch the film. Its very good and interesting in my opinion.

Now, the best part of the movie. The animation. Best animation EVER. The movie is visually stunning. It looks so good. I mean it looks like 9 and that was fantastic as well. As good as 9 so amazing.

The voice acting was great. Dakota Fanning did a really good job as Coraline. Everyone else did a fantastic job. Great voice acting.

Coraline is visually stunning and amazing. Definitely check this movie out.

Score: 10/10
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Typing with two hands hurts but I'll try to make longer reviews. Bye.
(I am talking about that because I broke my collar bone.)

The Country Bears

Just plain stupid. The movie is a little bit enjoyable, apart from that, awful.

9
9(2009)

So some people might think that this movie is stupid as fu*k, some may say its great but anyone who says it sucks, hasn't seen it or hasn't seen the short film.

9 is visually stunning. It looked so great. The editors were pretty damn good to make an animated movie like this that looked so real. Come on, you have got to agree with me about the visuals. Even people who give the movie bad reviews say it looks great. This movie has some of the best animated visuals of all time.

I really wish the movie could have been longer. It was only 78 or 79 minutes and that is an hour and 18 minutes or 19 minutes. The story isn't all that great in my opinion. It could have been better but it didn't completely suck like some movies. A lot of people say the story sucked but I don't think it sucked, it just wasn't that interesting. If you don't watch the short film, you won't understand the story at all and you will hate the movie so much. The story wasn't so good and the movie was to short.

Now the action. This movie kicked ass with the action. Its an animated movie and that is some damn good action for an animated movie. Some people would say it sucks even though they haven't seen it because its dolls fighting machines. That sounds really fu*ked up and stupid but no, its great. I loved the fighting and I thought it was pretty cool seeing the dolls getting the life sucked out of them but sad at the same time. The action is damn good for an animated movie.

The voice acting was really, really good. Ellijah Wood really sounded like he wanted to go out there and save 2. Everyone else did pretty good in my opinion. Some people may think the voice acting sucked but I liked it.

9 is a very good animated film. Some people may think it sucks but I love it. The story is the only week thing with it and if you want to count length in with story than its just the story. Check 9 out today but watch the short film first.

Score: 8/10

The Mist
The Mist(2007)
½

Pretty good horror film but read the rest of my review to see what I liked about it.

Now the story. I thought it was pretty good. It was pretty interesting. Its about these people who screw up some experiment creating a mist and monsters are in it and are VERY cruel. One death includes a man being torn apart. So its about these people who are in a store (something like a conveinence store), and are trapped in there but some idiots actually think they have a chance but 5 people do make it. Now the ending was EXTREMELY sad. I'm not spoiling anything so just watch the movie. I loved the story a lot.

Now this is what I didn't like about it. The overacting at the end was to much. The guy starts screaming and it was just awful. Me and my brothers made jokes because those guys come up to him looking at him like "What the fu*k is this guy doing?" Well me and my brothers said they looked like they were saying "This guy needs acting lessons." "Yeah badly.". Lol. So it was too much. The little kid kinda sucked too but he did pretty good for a little kid. Most kids are horrible actors. The acting was okay.

The action was pretty good. The movie is pretty gory. The goriest scene is probably when the guy gets cut in half. The rope is all bloody and the guys legs are seen and his guts are falling out. So yeah pretty gory. There is also another gory scene where spiders pop out of this guy and his body opens up and his inside is seen. Pretty gory. I liked the violence so great.

I loved this movie and thought it was great. Great Stephen
King movie.

Score: 8.8/10

Kung Fu Panda
½

Kung Fu Panda seriously disappointed me.

I thought that the movie would be funny and cool but nope.

Well I thought that the story was really stupid and boring. Its about a Panda bear that wants to know Karate. I just think stories in that nature are stupid and pointless. So the story is stupid and pointless.

Now the voice acting was amazing. This pretty much saved the whole movie from being a 1 or 0. Jack Black is a great actor/voice actor in my opinion and he did a good job as Po. Dustin Hoffman and Angelina Jolie did really good and so did everyone else. I LOVED the voice acting.

The action was really dumb. I thought it was a bit funny but dumb. Its stupid how he sits on people and all that stuff. So I didn't like the action one bit.

Now this is a decent part of the movie. The movie was kind of funny. It had maybe a few chuckles but not really any laugh out loud moments. So the movie isn't really funny but kind of.

Kung Fu Panda really disappointed me and I don't recommend it but I know everyone loves it but I'm one of the only ones who didn't like it. I'm pretty sure that I'll go see Kung Fu Panda: The Kaboom of Doom (aka Kung Fu Panda 2) in two years. Maybe it will do better, be funnier, have better action but I'm pretty sure that that lame story will still be there.

Score: 3.0/10

Big Daddy
Big Daddy(1999)

Big Daddy is another good Sandler film.

Big Daddy has a very good story and its well written, the acting kinda sucked but wasn't horrible, the movie was hilarious and its a pretty good movie overall.

I recommend this movie to anyone who likes comedy films or Adam Sandler movies.

Score: 8/10

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D

This is the worst movie I have EVER SEEN!

This sh*t is worse than Space Chimps! The movie sucks ba**s.

The movie looks really fake. The George Lopez guy looked fu*king awful! The movie looks like a six year old made it.

The whole movie is stupid! The land of milk and cookies?! That is lame! The whole movie is based off of a dream journal and it is all a dream. The enemies are stupid as hell. The characters really sucked like Sharkboy and Lavagirl. LAME! The plot and stuff is awful.

The acting is horrible, it sucks really badly and the people never need to make another movie ever again.

This movie sucks horribly and its the worse movie ever.

Score: 0/10

G-Force
G-Force(2009)

G-Force is an okay movie. The movie's acting was kinda bad, the visual effects were pretty good, the music was great, the story was weird and okay written and the movie was hilarious.

I recommend G-Force to anyone who likes guniea pigs (like me) and likes a good laugh. G-Force is an okay movie.

Score : 6/10

The Simpsons Movie

Some reviews I will have will be long and some will be short.

The Simpsons Movie is a movie based off of the show and I really enjoyed the story and thought it was very well written, the animations were great, the movie was hilarious and the acting was great.

I highly recommend this if you like the show because it is great.

Score : 10/10

The Parent Trap

The Parent Trap is one of my favorite kids movies of all time. Its very good.

The Parent Trap is a movie about twins who were separated a birth. One parent is british and one is american. One child has a british accent and one has an american accent. The twins meet each other at camp but at first, they hate each other. They put their furniture on the roof and other horrible things. They then get in trouble with the camp counselers and stay with each other until camp is over. They decide to switch places and meet the parent that they never met. I thought that the story was pretty good and very well written.

The acting wasn't great but it wasn't horrible. The kids didn't do great but the adults did pretty good. The acting could use a bit of work. Its okay.

The movie was pretty funny. The funniest part was the camping part. The lizard thing was hilarious! The comedy can be a bit to kiddy but I thought that it was pretty funny.

The Parent Trap is a very good movie and it has a great story and it is funny. I highly recommend this movie.

Score: 7.9/10

RIP Natasha Richardson

You Don't Mess With the Zohan

You Don't Mess With The Zohan is the worst Sandler movie and it is boring as hell and I laughed like 3 times.

The trailers made the movie look good and very funny, but what some of us got, was a big pile of crap.

This movie looks like a six year old made it. It looked so fake! The leg hit things were just retarded. I have never seen a movie that looked this fake.

This is the stupidest movie ever. Its about some strong guy who can kick through walls and catch bullets and stuff like that. His dream is to be a hairdresser. What the hell? Who wants to be a hairdresser? NOT ME. He cuts his hair and two dogs hair and he wants to meet "Paul Mitchell" for a job. He first sweeps up hair, but then, he washes old woman's hair, cuts it and then has sex with them. What the hell? Now that is stupid right there. Then there are these terrorist guys that try to kill him because he took one of their goats. There is some other tough guy that he is a rival with but it is stupid. There is also this girl who he likes and he tries so hard to get with her but that is in every other movie so old. This story is horribly written and I really hated it and thought it was stupid and pointless.

Now, the acting is horrible. I hated that damn accent that Sandler used it sounded horrible. I thought that everyone did a horrible job and the acting sucks.

This movie has like three funny scenes. The funniest was the part with the little kid and he kept on crying and he said that his blood would be on the floor and stuff, I laughed right there. So the comedy sucks with only a few funny scenes but this is what gives it a one and not zero.

This movie is a piece of crap, boring, retarded and pointless movie. This is the WORST Sandler film that I have seen. Only die hard Sandler fans are gonna like this but I hated it. Why in the hell did Roger Ebert give this three stars??!! Don't watch this horrible film that sucks.

Score : 1/10

Iron Man
Iron Man(2008)

You know, Iron Man is another one of those superhero movies but, it doesn't fail.

Personally, I loved Iron Man's story. Its about a man named Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) who makes weapons and he is in a terroist city, and he and soldiers are ambushed and a bomb is blown up and shrapnel gets in his heart, so then he has to wear the lit up thing that keeps him alive. He battles The Iron Monger in this film. I loved the story and it is very interesting.

Iron Man has amazing acting, it was so good. Robert Downey Jr. did an AMAZING job. Obidiah did a fantastic job and every one else did amazing. This film has very very good acting in my opinion.

Iron Man has AMAZING action. I loved it so much! The fighting was awesome. I loved the fight at the end of the film, it was so well fought. This movie has very good action and I love it a lot.

Iron Man is one of my favorite superhero movies of all time. I highly recommend it to people who like superhero movies and it is epic.

Score : 10/10

Twilight
Twilight(2008)
½

Surprisingly, this is a good movie.

No, I haven't read the book but I might someday.

Twilight is about a girl (Kristen Stewart) who moves to a small town called Forks, Washington. She meets a vampire named Edward (Robert Pattinson) and then falls in love with him. There are the bad vampires (I can't even remember what the group is called) they are named James, Laurent and Victoria. James won't stop until he kills Bella. The story is pretty good but it isn't the greatest out there. Personally, I didn't think it was very well written.

Twilight has okay acting. Robert Pattinson did great I would have to say but Kristen Stewart, didn't do that good. Kristen Stewart is a bad actor period. I thought that everyone else did okay. I thought that Charlie did a great job.

Now the action. I loved the action so much. The fight at the end was awesome! I thought that it was pretty entertaining. There isn't a whole lot of action in this movie but when there is, it is great.

I highly recommend Twilight to anyone who likes a decent love story or drama. Go see Twilight because I recommend it. People who think that this movie is going to stink, rent it because you never know what it could be like. I thought that this movie was going to be the worst movie I had ever seen but I definitely didn't get what I expected.

Score : 7/10

Epic Movie
Epic Movie(2007)

Epic Movie is yet one of those shi**y a** movies that those guys made but the only good movies they ever made was the Scary Movies.

Epic Movie has no story really, its just a piece of sh*t that makes fun of movies like Pirates of the Carribean and other movies but it did awful. The Scary Movies are the only ones that ever did it all right but the story just epic fails in this.

Epic Movie has shi**y a** acting. I mean it is so bad! It has acting as bad as Space Chimps, fu*king Space Chimps! I mean oh my gosh, that is godawful. The acting sucks ba*ls and I never want to hear it ever again.

Now, Epic Movie did have quite a few funny scenes and I laughed a few times.

Epic Movie sucks ba*ls and it has a few funny scenes but the acting and story fu*king suck.

Score : 2/10

Shaun of the Dead

Shaun of the Dead is a funny, gory and amazing movie.

Shaun of the Dead is one of the funniest movies I have ever seen. In fact, probably the funniest. The profanity makes it yet, even funnier! The word fu*k is used so many times and like every time they say it, it is usually for something funny. Ed is probably the funniest character and I'm pretty sure a lot of people agree with me.
Comedy : 5/5

The plot is yet another zombie plot. It may sound like I'm bashing, but I am not. I loved all of the characters so much! They were all so funny and awesome!! I mean oh my gosh, these are some of the best characters you will ever see. The actors and actresses fit them so well! If Simon Pegg didn't play Shaun, the movie would've sucked. Along with every other character. The plot was great in my opinion and it has to do with a lot of genres.
Story : 5/5

This movie has great visuals. The gore looked very realistic but some of it looked fake for laughs. (SPOILERS) Where David was ripped up, it looked fake when his legs were ripped off but the guts and organs looked real I would have to say. The zombies looked fantastic. Well, every zombie in every movie looks real. Great visuals.
Visual Effects : 5/5

I loved Shaun of the Dead and you should check this movie out for sure.

Score : 10/10

Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian
½

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian isn't as good as the first one but it wasn't horrible.

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian has amazing special effects, this goes along with the first one. Every thing looked very real along with the first one.
Special Effects : 5/5

Personally, I LOVED the story so much. I thought that the story was better than the one in the first one. NO THIS ISM'T THE SAME STORY AS THE FIRST ONE! They are closing the museum and Larry finds them in storage and it is one big night in the Smithsonian museum. I thought that it was very well written and interesting.
Story : 5/5

The acting wasn't great but it was okay. Stiller did okay and Amelia Ekheart (Or how ever its spelled) didn't do that good. Some people did good, some did bad.
Acting : 2/5

I think that this movie has AMAZING action, I mean especially for a kids movie. It was a bit off at times but it was very good for a kids movie. I loved the huge battle at the end, it was great.
Action : 4/5

I didn't think that it was as funny as the first but it did have a few funny scenes. The monkey is back and pretty funny, and some were very funny and some just weren't ver funny.
Comedy : 2.5/5

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian is a good film but it isn't as good as the first. You should check it out, its good.

Score : 7/10

Disturbia
Disturbia(2007)

Disturbia is a creepy movie and it'll have you at the edge of your seat.

I thought that Disturbia had a very interesting story. The film is about three kids who spy on an old man who takes people in his house or somewhere else, and kills them. The kids are Shia LaBeouf as Kale, Sarah Roemer as Ashely and Aaron Yoo as Ronnie. The story is great and very interesting.

Disturbia's acting isn't the greatest but it wasn't horrible. Shia LaBeouf isn't the greatest actor ever but he isn't bad. Those kids were horrible actors. I thought that they sucked really bad. The girl wasn't that good either.

Disturbia had a lot of action and I thought that it was very good action. There is a lot of fighting at the end but there isn't that much at the beginning.

Disturbia is a pretty good movie and anyone who likes Thrillers or creepy movies, I highly recommend it. Buy it in my opinion.

Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith
½

When I first saw this film, it was at the midnight premiere and boy, it was a BLAST.

In this film, you still have "The Clone Wars" going on and Anakin is getting closer ans closer to the Dark Side. This movie has a amazing story in my opinion but I doubt that a lot of people would agree with me.
Story : 5/5

Revenge of the Sith's acting is bad because Hayden Christensen is in it and he is a bad actor in my opinion. Every one else did good in my opinion. Ewan McGregor is a great actor and he did good in this film.
Acting : 4.7/5

I thought that this movie had AMAZING action. I mean there were SO MANY lightsaber fights and they were AWESOME. I LOVED the one with Anakin and Obi-Won, it was just SO well fought and it looked so real and I thought on a planet with lava every where made it even more epic. I loved Darth Sideous and Yoda's lightsaber fight, it was awesome. The other ones are just epic.
Action : 5/5

Revenge of the Sith would have to be my favorite in the prequels and you should check it out.
Score : 9.9/10

Night at the Museum

Night at the Museum is a good family film in my opinion.

Night at the Museum's story is very good in my opinion. It is about a man named Larry (Ben Stiller) who takes a job as a night guard at a museum and the exhibits come to life and Larry becomes friends with them. I think that the story is fantastic and very interesting and entertaining.
Story : 5/5

Night at the Museum has outstanding special effects, everything just looked so real. I think that this has some of the best special effects, ever.
Special Effects : 5/5

Night at the Museum's acting isn't the best in my opinion. Ben Stiller is a good actor but some other people didn't do such a good job in my opinion.
Acting : 3.5/5

Night at the Museum is a pretty funny movie actually. Ben Stiller is in some really funny movies and he is just funny himself. The cavemen people are pretty funny too. I really liked the end when they put the Fire Extinguisher stuff in their mouth. I liked the monkey too.
Comedy : 4/5

Night at the Museum is a great film and has fantastic special effects and story.
Score : 8/10

Curious George

In my opinion, Curious George is a great family film, but no just children will like it, I think that everyone will enjoy it.

Curious George is based off of the book series and I think that it does a great job capturing what happened.

Curious George is called Curious George because he is a very very nosey monkey and he is usually getting into trouble.

Curious George is a very funny film and has a number of funny scenes you will see in this movie. I think that anyone will laugh at George and other characters too.

Curious George is a funny, playful and cute movie. I highly suggest this film to a family on family movie night or something like that.
Score : 8/10

Jumper
Jumper(2008)

I really don't know why every one bashed the movie so much but it isn't as bad as a lot of people said it was.

Jumper story is about a man who has the ability to teleport from place to place and everyone thought he died after falling through ice and nearly drowning to death. The story isn't that interesting and is well written and its okay.
Story : 2.5/5

Jumper has very good special effects and it looks realistic and when he jumps looks very real and the deaths are realistic too.
Special Effects : 5/5

Jumper has bad acting. Oh wait, I know why. Hayden Christensen. Hayden is a horrible actor and he was bad in Attack of the Clones. Samuel L. Jackson did a decent job and he is a great actor. Every one else did okay but not great.
Acting : 1.5/5

Jumper has decent action in my opinion. I like the fights with Roland and David. I also like the ones with the people who kill jumpers.
Action : 3.5/5

Jumper isn't as bad as everyone says it is and it is okay.
Score : 6/10

Juno
Juno(2007)
½

Juno is a great comedy film and I laughed a good bit.

Juno's story is about a 16 year old who gets pregnant and that is really all to explain but I didn't think it was that creative but it was still a good story.
Story : 3.5/5

Juno is one of the funniest movies I have seen and I got a lot of laughs out of it. It isn't as funny as Superbad but it is very very funny. You will probably get a lot of laughs out of this movie.
Comedy : 5/5

Juno has amazing acting and Ellen Page is a very good actress in my opinion and Michael Cera did a very good job and everyone else I think.
Acting : 5/5

Juno is a very funny film and I highly recommend to comedy lovers. This is a movie that you will want to watch again and again. I watched it over and over.
Score : 9/10

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
½

I think that this one is better than the old one but go ahead and shoot me, I don't care.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory has an amazing story. Its the same as the original but they are both great stories. Its about a poor boy (Freddie Highmore) who wants to Willy Wonka's (Johnny Depp) chocolate factory. They are giving out five golden tickets in Wonka chocolate bars. The people who get them are (in order) Augustus Gloop, Veruca Salt, Violet Beauregarde, Mike Teavee and Charlie Bucket. They end up going to the factory and there is a "special prize" at the end. I don't want to spoil anything because I am not a rude person like that. I loved the story and it was very well written.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory's acting is a bit off at some times. Johnny Depp did a fantastic job. The adults did good but some of the kids did a lame job. Freddie Highmore did a decent job but Augustus was pretty bad.

I thought that this movie did a fantastic job and it was a great remake.

Score : 9.3/10

The Spongebob Squarepants Movie
½

I like Spongebob and making a movie thats half an hour was a fantastic idea.

Surprisingly "Roger Ebert" (Chicago Sun-Times) gave this movie three stars. That really surprised me because I would think that he would have given it like two stars or one in a half or something. People really did enjoy this movie including me.

The Spongebob Sqaurepants Movie delivers a good story in my opinion. Plankton still wants to steal the formula and he steals King Neptune's crown on purpose and blames it on Mr. Krabs, King Neptune then threatens to kill him by burning him to death but Spongebob comes to the Krusty Krab 2 and applies for the job to go to Shell City to get the crown back. They have six days to do it and they say that Shell City has monsters and other man eating things. The story is pretty good but can be a bit badly written at times but I like it.

The Spongebob Sqaurepants Movie has great acting. Tom Kenny does great with Spongebob and he is great at doing fake voices. The guy who voices Patrick does a great job and the voice sounds great! Everyone else did a great job and I really loved the acting in this film!

The Spongebob Sqaurepants Movie is HILARIOUS! I laughed so hard while watching! The David Hasslehoff thing was hilarious, it was so random but so funny at the same time! That was also pretty funny where Patrick came flying at the ceremony and the flag was in his butt. Very funny scene! A lot of parts are hilarious and I loved the comedy very much!

The Spongebob Sqaurepants Movie is a great movie and you will get a lot of laughs from it and it is definitely worth watching. Go buy this movie today! Or rent it! Or steal it!

Score : 9.2

Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

This movie is based off of the book series but it only shows (i think) books 1-4. The acting wasn't that good, the story is amazing and the effects were decent.

I recommend this movie to anyone who likes a good frightening children's movie.

Score: 8/10

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone is a decent movie and Harry begins his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardy.

The story is about Voldemort killing Harry's parents. The movie begins with Dumbledore and Mgonagall leaving Harry at his aunt and uncle. Then, it shows him at the age of 10 and Dudley is waking him up and then they go to the zoo (or something like that) and Harry begins talking to a snake. Dudley falls in to the snake pit and he is stuck in there. Harry then gets into trouble and he starts getting letters from Hogwarts and his uncle burns all of them. Since he isn't replying they send even more so then his uncle gets angry and boards everything up. Then, they send them all through the house and it is basically raining letters. They move to an island with a small house on it and then Hagrid comes for his birthday and gives him a birthday cake and tells Harry about Hogwarts and then he goes with Hagrid to get his stuff for school. He gets a lot of wizard money and he meets Ron on the train and they buy the entire candy lot. They meet Hermione on the train too. They don't really become friends with her until they save her from a troll. They all get sorted into (I don't know if these are spelled right) Gryiffindor, Slytherin, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw. (Spoiler) The teacher is evil and he has Voldemort on the back of his head. That really covers the main story. I thought that it was very interesting and very well written.

The C.G.I effects were horrible. I mean, look at the scene where Neville falls off of the building, it looks like a cartoon. Harry on the broom didn't look great but it didn't look horrible. So the C.G.I effects were not all that great but they weren't godawful.

The acting is decent but when they were little kids it wasn't a whole lot good. The new Dumbledore is better than the old one but he did good. I thought that it was good but the kids did sorta bad.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone is my least favorite in the series. It could use a bit of work but the story was amazing. Check this one out before you see the new ones.

Score : 7.7/10

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets is definitely my third favorite in the series.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets starts out in a funny sort of way. Dobby the House Elf appears in Harry's room after Harry was going to him room. He is seen jumping on Harry's bed. When Harry gets mad at him, Dobby punishes himself by beating himself with a lamb and banging his head on a door. Then, he is the one keeping Harry's letters so Harry chases him downstairs and then Dobby causes a cake to fly in the air and disappears, and the it looks like Harry is the one who dropped it on the guests.

The story is obviously another great Harry Potter story. It is Harry's second year at Hogwarts. Someone has opened the Chamber of Secrets and Harry, Ron, and Hermione try to find out who opened it. When it was opened 40 or 50 years ago, someone was killed. While they try to figure it out, everyone thinks that Harry is the Heir of Slytherin. So Harry, Ron, and Hermione try to hear from Draco Malfoy who the Heir of Slytherin is. So they create the Pollyjuice Potion. The Pollyjuice Potion allows you to change into someone else. Harry and Ron get the potion to work but Hermione turns into a cat. They have some stuff to tell Hermione that Draco said. Then, they think Hagrid opened it. Harry and Ron go into the forbidden forrest to see the spider who they think is the creature in the chamber. I won't spoil anything else. I loved the story very much and thought it was very interesting.

I thought the movie had a lot of action. I loved the end where Harry battled the snake. The dueling parts were pretty cool too and I especially loved the part where they were attacked by the Whomping Willow. The movie has amazing action for a PG film. I LOVE the action.

Chris Columbus and his crew made a great comeback with the effects. I thought that they were really good! The Quidditch scene looked great in my opinion, the snake looked real, the Whomping Willow looked amazing, and pretty much everything. The effects in the Sorcerer's Stone sucked but these effects are fantastic.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets is a great movie and my third favorite in the series.

Score: 10/10

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

The best Harry Potter film in the series.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire is my favorite film in the series because everything was amazing. Read the review below to see what I mean.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire has a very interesting, awesome and well written story. In Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Harry begins his fourth year and the Tri Wizard Tournament takes place. What is the Tri Wizard Tournament? The Tri Wizard Tournament is a huge event with three very dangerous tasks. The three tasks are Retrieving a Golden Egg with a dragon protecting it, going underwater to save a friend while battling water demons and a maze to find the trophy (I can't remember what its called). There are four champions and they are Viktor Krum, Fleur Delacour, Cedric Diggory and Harry Potter. You must be at least 17 to be a champion but Harry is 14. How did he enter. THE NEXT FEW PARTS MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS! Barty Crouch Jr. is using the polyjuice potion to impersonate Alastor Moody. He enters Harry's name into the goblet, he did it because it was a trap for Harry to go to the graveyard and Voldemort would kill him. I really liked the story and thought that everything about it was great.

The acting was amazing! Daniel Radcliffe did amazing. Michael Gambon did an amazing job, oh wait, he does great in the Prisoner of Azkaban to the Half-Blood Prince! Everyone did an amazing job and the acting is fantastic.

The visual effects were amazing. The end where Harry and Voldemort dueled looked very very real. The Tri Wizard Tournament scenes look amazing too. The first task just looked amazing, the dragon looked so real and the broom flying did too. So the visual effects were amazing and I loved them.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire is a great film and definitely my favorite in the series. Watch the movies in order or you will not know what is going on.

Score: 10/10

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
½

About my fourth favorite in the series so really good.

Now, the story was pretty good. I thought Luna Lovegood was annoying and would've been better off if her character wasn't in this movie. So this is Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts and he is nearly expelled. Why? He used "Expecto Patrotum" (I don't know how its spelled) in front of a muggle (Dudley Dursley). He has a hearing and Dumbledore is there and he pretty much saves Harry. He sees his new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher there (Dolores Umbridge). Umbridge doesn't teach them anything about magic or how to pass their O.W.L.S. So they need to learn magic because the Dark Lord has returned. They learn magic in the Room of Requirement. Harry, Ron and Hermione are the teachers. I'm not going to spoil stuff but I'm gonna jump to the end. The Battle of the Department of Mysteries takes place. Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Neville and Luna go to the Ministry of Magic because Harry saw Sirius getting tortured by Voldemort. Then they can't find Sirius. The Death Eaters come along and the kids are almost killed. The Order of the Phoenix then come along and fight Death Eaters. I'm gonna jump some more. Harry is nearly killed by Voldemort and then Dumbledore comes along. They fight and I'm only telling you that. So the story is pretty good and interesting but I hate Luna.

The acting is pretty good. Way better than the first two. Everyone does a pretty good job I would have to say. The teens really have matured since the old films.

The movie had great action. I loved the battle at the end, it was so cool. Dumbledore and Voldemort fighting was really, really cool, but what makes that cooler is the fact that they both have Phoenix feather wands and when you have the same type of wand and both cast a spell at the same time it combines. The red and green are pushing together. It is called Priori Incantatem. So great action.

Overall this a great film. I used to dislike it sort of but I watched it so much, I actually liked it more. Check it out Potter fans but WATCH THEM ALL IN ORDER.

Score: 9/10

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

I saw Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince at the midnight premiere and it was packed, I had to sit at the bottom but anyways, it was better then I expected but it isn't my favorite but would have to be second.

Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince has a fantastic story and of course it has to do with Voldemort/Tom Riddle and it shows memories of Voldemort/Tom Riddle from when he was a kid. You see Dumbledore and Voldemort/Tom Riddle first meet and he talks about his powers and stuff. Harry finds a book that has to do with the "Half-Blood Prince" and he gets to learn more about Voldemort's/Tom Riddle's past. The film has a very good story and the second best story in the series.
Story : 5/5

Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince has AMAZING acting in my opinion, Daniel Radcliffe usually does great but when they were younger they were not that kid but most little kids are bad actors anyways. Snape usually does the best and he did this time for sure. Everyone else did a damn good job in my opinion and I am sure a lot of you agree.
Acting : 5/5

Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince is an action packed film and has the second most amount of action in the series. The fighting was very good and I thought it was EPIC when Dumbledore had that fire going on killing all of those creatures. Harry and Malfoy's fight was pretty awesome too and was one of the best ones in my opinion.
Action : 5/5

Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince is a fantastic film and is my second favorite in the series.

Score : 10/10

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

*!WARNING THE FOLLOWING REVIEW MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!*

Transformers : Revenge of the Fallen isn't as bad as everyone says it is...

Transformers : Revenge of the Fallen has a very good story and people say that the story sucks but I highly disagree. The story still has a bit to do with the cube from the first film, Sam has his hoodie that he wears at the end of the first film, he drops the piece out of the hoodie and it burns his hand, goes through the floor and turns kitchen supplies into a decepticons. So the story is about Megatron and other fallen decepticons back to life. There was not enough of Optimus Prime because Megatron kills him like 45 minutes into the film. Story is very good but not enough of Optimus.
Story : 4.5/5

Transformers : Revenge of the Fallen has A LOT of action and more action then the first one. The first part is even a battle, that tells that there will be A LOT of action. The fighting is great and even the human fighting. So the action is very good and a lot of fighting.
Action : 5/5

The acting is pretty good but some people can be a bit off with the acting and doesn't have better acting. The acting is not the greates EVER but could use some work.
Acting : 3.5/5

Transformers : Revenge of the Fallen has pretty good special effects. The Transformers looked great, the explosions looked good but somethings happened to quick and it is a bit to unrealistic because if a Transformer falls the ground is going to break with about a 90% chance of it. So the special effects are pretty good.
Special Effects : 4/5

Overall, Transformers : Revenge of the Fallen is a pretty good film that could use a bit of work and it also has a lot of funny scenes.

Score 8/10

Gran Torino
Gran Torino(2009)

When I finished watching "Gran Torino" I thought that this was one of the best films I had ever seen.

Gran Torino has a great story and the story is about a Korean War veteran who is a racist against hmong people and he develops friendship with a teenager named "Thao" (Bee Vang) and he thinks that he is a wuss so Walt (Eastwood) tries to man him up a bit. In my opinion it has a great story and it is very well written.
Story : 5/5

Gran Torino has fantastic acting and Clint Eastwood usually does a great job in my opinion. I actually think that this is might be a few actors/actresses first film. So Gran Torino delivers amazing acting.
Acting : 5/5

Gran Torino's action is basically gun battles and I think that they are very realistic and the wounds in this film look real like when Thao gets a cigarette shoved in his face. Gran Torino has very realistic action and wounds.
Action : 5/5

Gran Torino is a fantastic movie and I highly recommend it.
Score : 10/10

Forrest Gump
Forrest Gump(1994)

Forrest Gump is one of the best Drama films ever made. This movie is in my top 10 FOR SURE.

Forrest Gump is about a simple man who has an IQ of seventy-five and is in some of the key moments of the 20th century. Ther story is VERY well written and describes everything perfectely. Some of the moments are : The Vietnam War, running across America and becoming a multi millionaire by a shrimp company. This is one of the best storys ever.
Story 10/10

Now let me say, the acting is AMAZING. Tom Hanks did a wonderful job and Forrest's mother did great as well. The little kids did good too!! Robin Wright did amazing too. So the acting is spectacular.
Acting : 10/10

Forrest Gump doesn't have a whole lot of special effects. The wounds look real, the gunshots look great and Vietnam looks very realistic. When Dan Taylor's legs are amputated, it actually looks like he has no legs. This film has great special effects.
Special Effects : 10/10

Forrest Gump is a classic and is very good with everything.

Score : 10/10

Up
Up(2009)

Yes, another Disney Pixar is here! Up is one of the best Disney Pixar films and one of the best animated films ever. Up has a lot of comedy and Dug (dog) is probably the funniest part I like the scene where they meet Dug and when he is speaking to Carl he is like "SQUIRREL!" and then " Hi there." Up has drama too like the scene where Carl's wife is passing away. We also get my favorite, action like the scene with Carl and the other old guy fighting. So in this film we have a mix in genres. Up's animation is spectacular like any DP film so another good thing about Up. The voice acting is great and Russel is played by a little kid and the little kid does great. Carl is good too. Everyone else is good too. So Up is a great family film and my 5th favorite Disney Pixar ever. Score 10/10

Star Trek
Star Trek(2009)

J.J. Abrams scores big with his new film Star Trek. This movie is basically about time travel and it is when everybody were in their late teens to twenties and it even shows Kirk and Spock when they were young about 10-12 years old and the enemy is Nero he is very very ugly to let you know and he screams like a 5 year old who can't get what he wants. Anyways Kirk meets Uhura in a bar and then gets his ass kicked and then he talks to Pike about Enterprise and then he goes to the new ship in construction and they do a test flight thing I think and then he meets the Doctor guy named Bones and then 3 years later and the real deal. I don't really want to spoil anything else so go see the movie. The story is so awesome the best story in a movie I have ever seen. Star Trek is not boring like the old show it has action, comedy, romance and even drama! The movie has dazzling special effects. They had to create a lot of stuff!! The voice acting is amazing beyond amazing, fu*king amazing, beyond f-ing amazing HOLY FU*KING SH*T AMAZING!! Spock did awesome so did Kirk, so did everybody. I highly, highly reccomend this film because its an action movie and who doesn't love action movies!! Score : 10/10

Slumdog Millionaire

Danny Boyle was thinking GREAT when he directed this masterpiece entitled "Slumdog Millionaire".

Slumdog Millionaire is a film about an 18 year old orphan named Jamal (JUH-MALL) who is from India and lived in the slums. He gets every question right and they accuse him of cheating because they think that just because he was from the slums, he wouldn't know pop trivia and stuff like that. They arrest him and torture him, here is what they do, they drown him, slap him and shock him. While he is being interrogated, they have a recorded version of the show and they pause at every question and they ask him how he got the answer and he tells them how but it doesn't show him talking, it shows how he got the answer. The story in my opinion, is very well written. Slumdog has the best story in a movie, ever.
Story : 5/5

Slumdog's acting is incredible and this is Dev Patel's first film I belive and that is just amazing for such good acting for a person who just made their first movie. Even the little kids are good at acting and little kids in movie are usually pretty bad at acting. Everyone did good and probably have a huge acting career ahead of them.
Acting : 5/5

Technically, there is no action but the action that there is is amazing and the movie is very realistic when it comes to fighting and beating.
Action : 5/5

I really don't see why Slumdog is rated R, sure that there is some language but it would be a strong language PG-13 film.

Here is my opinion with bad stuff with 0-10.


Slumdog is my favorite movie of all time and I highly recommend it.

Score : 10/10

X-Men
X-Men(2000)

To be honest, this wasn't my favorite superhero movie, and its my least favorite X-Men film.

X-Men is a superhero movie so obviously is has a very interesting and good story. I think all superhero movies have really good and interesting stories. There is one thing I didn't like though. It didn't give enough information. It showed some heroes when they were little using their powers, but it didn't give enough information. Apart from that, the story was great.

X-Men lacked in acting. the acting in the other movies was great, but the acting in this kinda sucked. Wolverine's dream scene was lame. The grunting noises sounded retarded and awful. Pretty much, no one did good in this movie.

X-Men lacks in visual effects as well. Now to me, they looked really lame and cheesy. But for some other people, you might have thought they were amazing. I thought that they lacked a good bit. Sure the fighting is well done, but when people go flying, it looks fake. The visual effects suck for a superhero movie.

X-Men has great action. I love watching the superheroes fight. Wolverine is a badass when it comes to fighting. He's out there kicking the crap out of everyone!! I love superhero movies because of fighting for one reason! X-Men has really good fighting and action.

X-Men is probably one of my least favorite superhero movies and my least favorite X-Men movie. I didn't hate it, just didn't love it.

Score: 6.0/10

X-Men Origins - Wolverine
½

X-Men Orgins : Wolverine is a film about Wolverine's orgins and it goes back about 200 years in the 1800s and the opening credits were very unique. It shows Wolverine and Sabertooth back in the Civil War, WWI,WWII and The Vietnam War and it takes a pause showing a character and the name then appears. The voice acting is okay and Wolverine was the best actor/actress in my opinion. Gambit's accent was annoying as hell. The special effects were probably the best part of the film, like the scene with David North/Agent Zero where he threw his pistols in the air and put the mag in. That was pretty damn cool. Wolverines claws are nice looking too and the explosions were outstanding they were so fu*king nice looking. The characters were awesome but Deadpool was AWESOME so was Weapon XI. I think that some people will enjoy this film some won't.

Score : 6.5

Transformers
Transformers(2007)

Transformers would have to be my third favorite movie of all time! The action is epic and it is just awesome watching two huge machines fight each other. The acting is spectacular and it would have to be Shia's best work so far, Fox does good as well. The story is very interesting and has the second best story ever. The visual effects are amazing and the explosions looked awesome.

Transformers is definitely worth buying or renting. I highly recommend this film. If you like action movies, superhero movies and movies with good everything, I advise you to see Transformers.

Score : 10/10

Terminator Salvation

Terminator : Salvation was not as good as I expected it to be. Now with the positives. Terminator : Salvation has great action and pretty good special effects. Now to the negatives The voice acting was near godawful in my opinion. Christian Bale totally blew it in this movie, he did great as Bruce Wayne/Batman. The plot has a few flaws but it isn't Space Chimps bad. Terminator : Salvation is not the greatest action movie and I was expecting a lot more. People are saying it's like a 5/5, 10/10 movie but I disagree. It is a movie that I sort of recommend and sort of don't. Some Terminator fans may be dissapointed. Terminator : Salvation gets a 6/10.

Space Chimps
Space Chimps(2008)

I saw Space Chimps a few months ago and let me tell you, it is HORRIBLE.

Space Chimps has the most retarded story ever and it isn't creative and I have never seen a movie about chimps going into space. The story is just bad. I hate it and it is just retarded.
Story : 0/5

Space Chimps has awful voice acting. I mean, it is horrible and it has many annoying voices and it needs a lot of work.
Voice Acting : 0/5

When it comes to action, god help us all. The action is just bad. I mean a few punches and kicks is all there is. We need superhero movie action.
Action : 0/5

Space Chimps would have to be the worst movie I have ever seen and it never needed to be made.
Score : 0/10

The Dark Knight

I saw The Dark Knight only a week after it came out, I wish I could have seen it on release date. But it was amazing.

The Dark Knight has the best special effects that I have ever seen. I mean Two-Face looked so real! The bone and muscle looked VERY VERY realistic. The Hospital explosion looked like a real explosion. This movie has great special effects.
Score : 5/5

This film has fantastic acting, I mean FANTASTIC. Heath Ledger did an amazing job and he did the best in my opinion. This is Christian Bale's best movie 110%. I think that Slumdog's acting is better, but this is amazing.
Acting : 5/5

I thought that the action WAS AMAZING! It was soooooo good I mean seriously, it looked amazing! It was very entertaining.
It is epic.
Action : 5/5

The Dark Knight has an amazing story. Since the Joker was in it, it makes it epic. Slumdog's is better but this story is very interesting.
Story : 5/5

The Dark Knight is my second favorite film of all time and it will amaze you.
Score : 10/10

WATCH IT!

Ghost Rider
Ghost Rider(2007)
½

When I saw Ghost Rider, I thought it wasn't bad and loved it but a few years later, I realized that I was so wrong.

Ghost Rider is a Marvel? film, and the story obviously comes from a comic book.

Ghost Rider is a film about a man (Johnny Blaze) who wants to save his father from dieing and makes a deal with the devil and is The Ghost Rider. The Ghost Rider is a person who works for the devil and is all bones with a flaming skull. Johnny Blaze rides on a motorcycle and what ever the ghost rider's transportation is, it is on fire too. So The Devil screws Blaze over and lets his father die. There is also Blackheart and his men. But one thing that sucks is, that the movie is WAY too predictable. One of Blackheart's men starts winning the fight, Blaze finds a way to kill them, he does. Just plain crap that drops the story rating, 20%. Blackheart is just annoying and acts really gay, his men are annoying too. Its not very well written either. The story isn't that good.
Story Rating : 5/10


Ghost Rider's acting actually isn't that bad, but it is off at times but it isn't Space Chimps bad. Nicholas Cage does pretty good in this but off sometimes. The Devil is okay but Blackheart isn't that good. His men are pretty good.
Acting : 7/10

The Special Effects are decent and probably the best part, ghost rider looked good and the dead people that went to Blackheart at the end looked pretty good.
Special Effects : 8/10

Ghost Rider's action is horrible and there is almost NO fighting what so ever. When there is, it sucks. The action is the Worst part of the movie and needs A LOT of work.
Action : 1/10

Ghost Rider is a not a great movie that could use some work.
Score : 5/10

Batman Begins

This is by far, my second favorite Batman movie ever. This is easily, in my top 20 movies ever.

Batman Begins has a very interesting story. I love the beginning of a superhero movie series. It shows how the superhero got their powers. The story obviously shows how Batman "gets" his powers. Technically, Batman doesn't have powers. He just uses his tools, like his batarangs, grappling hook, and obviously his suit. I think what he does is really cool. Batman is definitely my favorite superhero ever. It also shows his parents getting killed. In this movie you've got Scarecrow and Ra's al Ghul. Ra's al Ghul is actually the main villian. He is like a ninja guy with swords. Scarecrow is better in my opinion. Scarecrow has a mask and he sprays this stuff on people and they see their fear on his mask. The villians are both really cool. I love the story, characters, and I think it is really interesting.

Batman Begins has amazing acting. Christian Bale is one of my three favorite actors ever. Christian Bale is an amazing actor. He better not quit ever, but he said he would never do a movie with Robin. I think that Gary Oldman is a fantastic actor too. Everyone else in this movie does a great performance.

Batman Begins has epic action. I though it was really enjoyable and cool. One reason why I love superhero movies is because of action. This movie has truly epic action sequences.

Batman Begins is my second favorite Batman movie of all time, and definitely one of my favorite superhero movies ever.

Score: 10/10
Stars: *****

Spider-Man 3
Spider-Man 3(2007)

I don't know what Sam Raimi was thinking. I mean, the others were so good. But this one crashed!

Spider-Man 3 has a decent story. It isn't as bad as Space Chipms, but it was interesting. So in this one, you've got Sandman, Venom and the New Goblin. I really didn't really like Sandman at all. Venom was the best but the guy who played Eddie, I hate him. I thought that New Goblin was okay, he was pretty cool and I liked his equipment. So the story is decent.
Story : 3/5

The acting was near okay but bad. Topher Grace did a bad job in my opinion. Flint Marko was decent but not great, Harry was great but to dramatic, I hated Mary Jane, she did bad. Tobey did a decent job and everyone else did okay.
Acting : 2/5

I thought that the action was awesome. I liked seeing Harry and Peter fight, that was awesome. Sandman and Harry was fantastic. Venom and Spidey was epic. So the action is great.
Action : 5/5

This movie is not great but its okay. Could use some work but Spidey fans might be disapointed.
Score : 6/10