Brittany Runs a Marathon
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Normally I would begin with remarks about an artist's acting or writing or directing when critiquing their work. The problem is that the word "artist" does not apply to Sandler. Simply read the worst review of any movie he has ever been involved with and you have an accurate assessment of this movie. And of his next movie too. He's Adam Sandler and he can't be bothered with acting or creativity. Shit sells.
As usual, Sandler takes the low road and heaves a steaming pile of dung onto the screen and gleefully heads off laughing all the way to the bank. I used to believe that Sandler was an extremely smart business man who marketed this garbage because it paid better than quality cinema. After attempting to watch this steaming pile of crap without vomiting I have to believe that Sandler actually has no talent, no imagination and truly is one of the luckiest idiots ever to curse the screen. Lucky because he is Hollywood's number one garbage producer and still gets wealthier by the second every time he takes a dump on the screen.
The best day in the history of movie industry will be the day he leaves it.
After watching Diaz prove her career was over in Bad Teacher why would anyone want to see another movie with her in it. And that was one of her "good" movies.
A sadomasochistic joyride with the subtlety of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre but lots more blood and gore. Bring the kids and take this in as a double feature with The Little Mermaid or Toy Story!