Cocoa_Puffs's Quotes - Rotten Tomatoes


Freedomland (2006) 3 years ago
  1. Lorenzo Council: Kiss my ass, brotherfucker.
Boyhood (2014) 3 years ago
  1. Dad: Hey. Grab the McCain sign.
  2. Mason: Dad, we could get arrested.
  3. Dad: Just put it in the car. I'm being patriotic.
Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes
Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes (2014) 3 years ago
  1. Caesar: Apes do not want war!
Juice (1992) 3 years ago
  1. Bishop: You know, you were right. I am crazy. But here's the thing - I don't give a fuck.
Dead Presidents
Dead Presidents (1995) 3 years ago
  1. Lt. Dugan: You hungry or something, Cleon?
  2. Cleon: Just like you, sir... I'm looking to collect a souvenir.
22 Jump Street
22 Jump Street (2014) 3 years ago
  1. Jenko: I thought we had Cate Blanchett with the budget.
Brooklyn's Finest
Brooklyn's Finest (2010) 3 years ago
  1. Ronny Rosario: Hey, Sal. Thanks for watching my back out there today. They're gonna pin a medal on you, bro.
  2. Sal Procida: If I had given it a second thought, I wouldn't have lifted a finger for you. I would have done what I came here to do, so don't go patting me on the back. I don't deserve it.
Brick Mansions
Brick Mansions (2014) 4 years ago
  1. Tremaine: Not only do I got to shoot the sheriff, but I also got to shoot the deputy!
Office Space
Office Space (1999) 4 years ago
  1. Michael Bolton: PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?
The Grey
The Grey (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Flannery: Hey, guys, don't do that put your head between your knees crap if this plane crashes.
  2. Diaz: Shut the fuck up, Flannery!
  3. Burke: Why would you even say that?
  4. Flannery: No, I saw it on the Discovery Channel. People have their spines up to their skulls because they're bent over like fucking retards.
  5. Diaz: Shut the fuck up!
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (2013) 4 years ago
  1. Brian Fantana: I am going to meet my friends OJ Simpson, Phil Spector, and Robert Blake. They call themselves the Ladykillers.
The Incredible Burt Wonderstone
The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (2013) 4 years ago
  1. Burt Wonderstone: Steve Gray Just mumbles and cuts himself. Anyone can do that! I have a niece that does that!
Fresh (1994) 4 years ago
  1. Jake: I'm gonna grease this motherfucker like Sunday bacon! I'm gonna drop him! I'm gonna go drop him!
Out of the Furnace
Out of the Furnace (2013) 4 years ago
  1. Rodney Baze, Jr.: You got a problem with me?
  2. Harlan DeGroat: I've got a problem with everybody.
Prisoners (2013) 4 years ago
  1. Detective Loki: With all due respect Captain, go fuck yourself.
Gimme The Loot
Gimme The Loot (2013) 4 years ago
  1. Malcolm: Yeah, I'll call up Pedro. All we got to do is sneak in and give him 500 dollars.
  2. Sofia: 500 dollars?
  3. Malcolm: Yeah!
Menace II Society
Menace II Society (1993) 4 years ago
  1. Caine Lawson: Dog, you strapped?
  2. O-Dog: You know it!
  3. Caine Lawson: Give me your gun.
  4. O-Dog: What for?
  5. Caine Lawson: Give me the motherfucking gun.
Boyz n the Hood
Boyz n the Hood (1991) 4 years ago
  1. Sheryl: Doughboy! Got some blow, got some rock?
  2. Doughboy: Get the fuck out of my face! And keep them goddamn babies off the streets!
Dead Presidents
Dead Presidents (1995) 4 years ago
  1. Anthony Curtis: Life? The fuck he mean life? After all this shit I did for my motherfuckin' country? The fuck he talkin' about?
This Is the End
This Is the End (2013) 4 years ago
  1. Aziz Ansari: Craig, help me!
  2. Craig Robinson: It's too late for you! You're in the hole already!
  3. Aziz Ansari: (Grabs Kevin Hart's leg) Kevin!
  4. Kevin Hart: What? Get the fuck off of me, Aziz! (Kicks him repeatedly in the face)
Lee Daniels' The Butler
Lee Daniels' The Butler (2013) 4 years ago
  1. Cecil Gaines: You need to go.
  2. Louis Gaines: What?
  3. Cecil Gaines: Get the hell out!
  4. Louis Gaines: Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Butler. I didn't mean to make fun of your hero!
Disconnect (2013) 4 years ago
  1. Rich Boyd: Your son is fucking sadistic and he needs help.
  2. Mike Dixon: My son needs help? At least my son didn't try to hang himself.
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in The Hood
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drin... (1996) 4 years ago
  1. Crazy Legs: Nice execution! I'm gonna give that an 8!
Fight Club
Fight Club (1999) 4 years ago
  1. Tyler Durden: You're too old, fatty.
Fruitvale Station
Fruitvale Station (2013) 4 years ago
  1. Oscar Grant: You shot me.
Fruitvale Station
Fruitvale Station (2013) 4 years ago
  1. Tatiana: Where's Daddy?
Fruitvale Station
Fruitvale Station (2013) 4 years ago
  1. Oscar Grant: I'm good, I'm good, I'm gonna be good.
The Way Way Back
The Way Way Back (2013) 4 years ago
  1. Betty: She called me a C U Next Tuesday! To my face! Can you believe that?
This Is the End
This Is the End (2013) 4 years ago
  1. Danny McBride: If anyone's going to rape anybody, it's Jay.
  2. Jay Baruchel: What the fuck?
  3. Jonah Hill: Guys! Jay couldn't rape anyone! Jay couldn't rape a fly!
The Bling Ring
The Bling Ring (2013) 4 years ago
  1. Nicki: Let's go to Paris'. I want to rob.
Crimson Tide
Crimson Tide (1995) 4 years ago
  1. Capt. Frank Ramsey: Mr. Hunter, I've made the decision. I'm captain of this ship. NOW SHUT THE F**K UP!
Pain & Gain
Pain & Gain (2013) 5 years ago
  1. Daniel Lugo: Snatch that Cabbage Patch!
The Incredible Burt Wonderstone
The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (2013) 5 years ago
  1. Burt Wonderstone: Ow! I hit my knee on your face!
The Town
The Town (2010) 5 years ago
  1. Doug MacRay: Hey, Fergie. Remember who clipped your nuts for you.
The Departed
The Departed (2006) 5 years ago
  1. Colin Sullivan: [Colin is stepping out the elevator in his apartment building. He sees a dog and reaches out] Hey, pup.
  2. Colin Sullivan: [the owner and the dog pull away from him. Colin goes to his door and sticks the keys in. He pauses, leaning against the door, and a sniffle is faintly heard. He then goes inside his apartment, only to find Sergeant Dignam with a pistol waiting for him]
  3. Colin Sullivan: [Colin is surprised, but then realizes that he's got nowhere to run] Okay. [Sergeant Dignam then shoots Colin in the head and walks out the door]
Promised Land
Promised Land (2013) 5 years ago
  1. Alice: Let's see... 40, married, marketing, two kids.
  2. Steve Butler: 38, stripper/waitress, born to be a singer.
  3. Alice: F**k you! I'm a teacher!
  4. Steve Butler: No, I was talking about me.
The Limey
The Limey (1999) 5 years ago
  1. Stacy: You'd watch a show called 'Big Fat Guy', right? I'd watch that show.
The Town
The Town (2010) 5 years ago
  1. Doug MacRay: Rusty. Something went wrong. Come here. [Rusty leans in and Doug shoots him in the head]
Django Unchained
Django Unchained (2012) 5 years ago
  1. Django: I'm curious as to what makes you so curious.
Killing Them Softly
Killing Them Softly (2012) 5 years ago
  1. Jackie: I live here in America. And in America, you're on your own.
Three Kings
Three Kings (1999) 5 years ago
  1. Sergeant Troy Barlow: Are we shooting people or what?
Jarhead (2005) 5 years ago
  1. Staff Sergeant Sykes: I love my job.
RoboCop (1987) 5 years ago
  1. Alex J. Murphy/Robocop: Come quietly or there will be... trouble.
Cosmopolis (2012) 5 years ago
  1. Shiner: Is there a reason why we're in the car instead of the office?
  2. Eric Packer: What makes you think we're in the car instead of the office?
Trouble with the Curve
Trouble with the Curve (2012) 5 years ago
  1. Johnny: So, what do you think about dinner?
  2. Mickey: You mean together?
  3. Johnny: That's a little forward, don't you think? But, if you're asking me out, then, yes, I accept.
Trouble with the Curve
Trouble with the Curve (2012) 5 years ago
  1. Gus: Get out of here before I have a heart attack trying to kill you.
Lawless (2012) 5 years ago
  1. Jack: You tell your daddy I say hi.
Diner (1982) 5 years ago
  1. William 'Billy' Howard: I'll hit you so hard I'll kill your whole family.
Sexy Beast
Sexy Beast (2000) 5 years ago
  1. Don "Malky" Logan: Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
The Limey
The Limey (1999) 5 years ago
  1. Wilson: You tell him- you tell him I'm coming! Tell him I'm f***ing coming!
Brick (2006) 5 years ago
  1. Brendan Fry: Okay, you got me. I'm a scout. I've been watching your game for about a month, but that story... you clenched it. You've got spirit, kid. When can you get to Minneapolis?
  2. Brendan Fry: Oh yeah?
  3. Brendan Fry: Yeah.
  4. Brad Bramish: Yeah?
  5. Brendan Fry: There's a thesaurus in the library. 'Yeah' is under Y. Look it up.
Fargo (1996) 5 years ago
  1. Marge Gunderson: I'm not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work there, Lou.
Burn After Reading
Burn After Reading (2008) 5 years ago
  1. Chad Feldheimer: I am very surprised that he did not give us that reward!
The Campaign
The Campaign (2012) 5 years ago
  1. Mitch: He just punched a baby.
Pleasantville (1998) 5 years ago
  1. George: Where's my dinner?
The Goonies
The Goonies (1985) 5 years ago
  1. Brand: I'm going to hit you so hard that when you wake up, your clothes will be out of style!
Planes, Trains and Automobiles
Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987) 5 years ago
  1. Del Griffith: Oh, man. Oh yeah. My dogs are barking.
The Matrix
The Matrix (1999) 5 years ago
  1. Agent Smith: We're willing to wipe the slate clean and give you a fresh start. All that we're asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a known terrorist to justice.
  2. Neo: Yeah. Wow, that sounds like a really good deal. But I think I've got a better one. How about I give you the finger [raises his middle finger] and you give me my phone call?
Mona Lisa Smile
Mona Lisa Smile (2003) 5 years ago
  1. Katherine Watson: It says here you're pre-law. What law school do you want to go to?
  2. Joan Brandwyn: I hadn't really thought about it. I always thought that after graduation I'd get married.
  3. Katherine Watson: And then?
  4. Joan Brandwyn: And then... I'd be married.
  5. Katherine Watson: You can do both.
Superbad (2007) 5 years ago
  1. Seth: He [Fogell] doesn't even have a first name! It just says Mclovin!
  2. Evan: One name? One name? Who are you, Seal?
Troy (2004) 5 years ago
  1. Achilles: You sack of wine!
Finding Forrester
Finding Forrester (2000) 6 years ago
  1. William Forrester: You're the man now, dog!
Haywire (2012) 6 years ago
  1. Coblenz: Now we've got ourselves a real twizzler here.
The Other Guys
The Other Guys (2010) 6 years ago
  1. Det. Allen Gamble: I always have Little River Band.
Hot Fuzz
Hot Fuzz (2007) 6 years ago
  1. PC Danny Butterman: Have you ever fired two guns while jumping in the air?
  2. Nicholas Angel: No.
  3. PC Danny Butterman: Have you ever fired one gun while jumping in the air?
  4. Nicholas Angel: No.
Hot Fuzz
Hot Fuzz (2007) 6 years ago
  1. PC Danny Butterman: You ain't seen 'Bad Boys II'?
The Trotsky
The Trotsky (2010) 6 years ago
  1. Leon Bronstein: Fascist.
Shrek (2001) 6 years ago
  1. Shrek: Ogres are like onions.
  2. Donkey: They stink?
  3. Shrek: Yes... no.
  4. Donkey: They make you cry?
  5. Shrek: No.
  6. Donkey: If you leave them out in the sun, they turn brown and start sprouting little white hairs?
  7. Shrek: No! Onions have layers. Ogres have layers.
Fast Five
Fast Five (2011) 6 years ago
  1. Hobbs: I'm in.