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Favorite Movies:
500 Days of Summer, Little Miss Sunshine, Juno, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Toy Story 3, Inception, Up, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Despicable Me, Forrest Gump, Super 8
Favorite Actors:
Michael Cera, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Tom Hanks, Steve Carell
Bio:
I really, really love movies. I love watching them, talking about them, and writing about them.

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Latest Submissions

  1. Flannery: Hey, guys, don't do that put your head between your knees crap if this plane crashes.
  2. Diaz: Shut the fuck up, Flannery!
  3. Burke: Why would you even say that?
  4. Flannery: No, I saw it on the Discovery Channel. People have their spines up to their skulls because they're bent over like fucking retards.
  5. Diaz: Shut the fuck up!

– Quote from The Grey 2 months ago

  1. Brian Fantana: I am going to meet my friends OJ Simpson, Phil Spector, and Robert Blake. They call themselves the Ladykillers.

– Quote from Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues 3 months ago

Moe's Submitted Quotes

Office Space

Office Space

(1999)
41 days ago
  1. Michael Bolton: PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?
The Grey

The Grey

(2012)
2 months ago
  1. Flannery: Hey, guys, don't do that put your head between your knees crap if this plane crashes.
  2. Diaz: Shut the fuck up, Flannery!
  3. Burke: Why would you even say that?
  4. Flannery: No, I saw it on the Discovery Channel. People have their spines up to their skulls because they're bent over like fucking retards.
  5. Diaz: Shut the fuck up!
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues

Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues

(2013)
3 months ago
  1. Brian Fantana: I am going to meet my friends OJ Simpson, Phil Spector, and Robert Blake. They call themselves the Ladykillers.
The Incredible Burt Wonderstone

The Incredible Burt Wonderstone

(2013)
3 months ago
  1. Burt Wonderstone: Steve Gray Just mumbles and cuts himself. Anyone can do that! I have a niece that does that!
Fresh

Fresh

(2002)
4 months ago
  1. Jake: I'm gonna grease this motherfucker like Sunday bacon! I'm gonna drop him! I'm gonna go drop him!
Out of the Furnace

Out of the Furnace

(2013)
4 months ago
  1. Russell Baze: We got a problem here?
  2. Harlan DeGroat: I've got a problem with everybody.
Prisoners

Prisoners

(2013)
4 months ago
  1. Detective Loki: With all do respect Captain, go fuck yourself.
Gimme The Loot

Gimme The Loot

(2013)
4 months ago
  1. Malcolm: Yeah, I'll call up Pedro. All we got to do is sneak in and give him 500 dollars.
  2. Sofia: 500 dollars?
  3. Malcolm: Yeah!
Menace II Society

Menace II Society

(1993)
4 months ago
  1. Caine Lawson: Dog, you strapped?
  2. O-Dog: You know it!
  3. Caine Lawson: Give me your gun.
  4. O-Dog: What for?
  5. Caine Lawson: Give me the motherfucking gun.
Boyz n the Hood

Boyz n the Hood

(1991)
4 months ago
  1. Sheryl: Doughboy! Got some blow, got some rock?
  2. Doughboy: Get the fuck out of my face! And keep them goddamn babies off the streets!
Dead Presidents

Dead Presidents

(1995)
5 months ago
  1. Anthony Curtis: Life? The fuck he mean life? After all this shit I did for my motherfuckin' country? The fuck he talkin' about?
This Is the End

This Is the End

(2013)
6 months ago
  1. Aziz Ansari: Craig, help me!
  2. Craig Robinson: It's too late for you! You're in the hole already!
  3. Aziz Ansari: (Grabs Kevin Hart's leg) Kevin!
  4. Kevin Hart: What? Get the fuck off of me, Aziz! (Kicks him repeatedly in the face)
Lee Daniels' The Butler

Lee Daniels' The Butler

(2013)
7 months ago
  1. Cecil Gaines: You need to go.
  2. Louis Gaines: What?
  3. Cecil Gaines: Get the hell out!
  4. Louis Gaines: Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Butler. I didn't mean to make fun of your hero!
Disconnect

Disconnect

(2013)
8 months ago
  1. Rich Boyd: Your son is fucking sadistic and he needs help.
  2. Mike Dixon: My son needs help? At least my son didn't try to hang himself.
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in The Hood

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drin...

(1996)
8 months ago
  1. Crazy Legs: Nice execution! I'm gonna give that an 8!
Fight Club

Fight Club

(1999)
8 months ago
  1. Tyler Durden: You're too old, fatty.
Fruitvale Station

Fruitvale Station

(2013)
8 months ago
  1. Oscar Grant: You shot me.
Fruitvale Station

Fruitvale Station

(2013)
8 months ago
  1. Tatiana: Where's Daddy?
Fruitvale Station

Fruitvale Station

(2013)
8 months ago
  1. Oscar Grant: I'm good, I'm good, I'm gonna be good.
The Way Way Back

The Way Way Back

(2013)
8 months ago
  1. Betty: She called me a C U Next Tuesday! To my face! Can you believe that?
This Is the End

This Is the End

(2013)
9 months ago
  1. Danny McBride: If anyone's going to rape anybody, it's Jay.
  2. Jay Baruchel: What the fuck?
  3. Jonah Hill: Guys! Jay couldn't rape anyone! Jay couldn't rape a fly!
The Bling Ring

The Bling Ring

(2013)
10 months ago
  1. Nicki: Let's go to Paris'. I want to rob.
Crimson Tide

Crimson Tide

(1995)
10 months ago
  1. Capt. Frank Ramsey: Mr. Hunter, I've made the decision. I'm captain of this ship. NOW SHUT THE F**K UP!
Pain & Gain

Pain & Gain

(2013)
12 months ago
  1. Daniel Lugo: Snatch that Cabbage Patch!
The Incredible Burt Wonderstone

The Incredible Burt Wonderstone

(2013)
13 months ago
  1. Burt Wonderstone: Ow! I hit my knee on your face!
The Town

The Town

(2010)
14 months ago
  1. Doug MacRay: Hey, Fergie. Remember who clipped your nuts for you.
The Departed

The Departed

(2006)
15 months ago
  1. Colin Sullivan: [Colin is stepping out the elevator in his apartment building. He sees a dog and reaches out] Hey, pup.
  2. Colin Sullivan: [the owner and the dog pull away from him. Colin goes to his door and sticks the keys in. He pauses, leaning against the door, and a sniffle is faintly heard. He then goes inside his apartment, only to find Sergeant Dignam with a pistol waiting for him]
  3. Colin Sullivan: [Colin is surprised, but then realizes that he's got nowhere to run] Okay. [Sergeant Dignam then shoots Colin in the head and walks out the door]
Promised Land

Promised Land

(2012)
15 months ago
  1. Alice: Let's see... 40, married, marketing, two kids.
  2. Steve Butler: 38, stripper/waitress, born to be a singer.
  3. Alice: F**k you! I'm a teacher!
  4. Steve Butler: No, I was talking about me.
The Limey

The Limey

(1999)
15 months ago
  1. Stacy: You'd watch a show called 'Big Fat Guy', right? I'd watch that show.
The Town

The Town

(2010)
15 months ago
  1. Doug MacRay: Rusty. Something went wrong. Come here. [Rusty leans in and Doug shoots him in the head]
Django Unchained

Django Unchained

(2012)
16 months ago
  1. Django: I'm curious as to what makes you so curious.
Killing Them Softly

Killing Them Softly

(2012)
17 months ago
  1. Jackie: I live here in America. And in America, you're on your own.
Three Kings

Three Kings

(1999)
18 months ago
  1. Sergeant Troy Barlow: Are we shooting people or what?
Jarhead

Jarhead

(2005)
18 months ago
  1. Staff Sergeant Sykes: I love my job.
RoboCop

RoboCop

(1987)
19 months ago
  1. Alex J. Murphy/Robocop: Come quietly or there will be... trouble.
Cosmopolis

Cosmopolis

(2012)
19 months ago
  1. Shiner: Is there a reason why we're in the car instead of the office?
  2. Eric Packer: What makes you think we're in the car instead of the office?
Trouble with the Curve

Trouble with the Curve

(2012)
19 months ago
  1. Johnny: So, what do you think about dinner?
  2. Mickey: You mean together?
  3. Johnny: That's a little forward, don't you think? But, if you're asking me out, then, yes, I accept.
Trouble with the Curve

Trouble with the Curve

(2012)
19 months ago
  1. Gus: Get out of here before I have a heart attack trying to kill you.
Lawless

Lawless

(2012)
19 months ago
  1. Jack: You tell your daddy I say hi.
Diner

Diner

(1982)
19 months ago
  1. William 'Billy' Howard: I'll hit you so hard I'll kill your whole family.
Sexy Beast

Sexy Beast

(2001)
19 months ago
  1. Don "Malky" Logan: Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
The Limey

The Limey

(1999)
19 months ago
  1. Wilson: You tell him- you tell him I'm coming! Tell him I'm f***ing coming!
Brick

Brick

(2006)
20 months ago
  1. Brendan Fry: Okay, you got me. I'm a scout. I've been watching your game for about a month, but that story... you clenched it. You've got spirit, kid. When can you get to Minneapolis?
  2. Brendan Fry: Oh yeah?
  3. Brendan Fry: Yeah.
  4. Brad Bramish: Yeah?
  5. Brendan Fry: There's a thesaurus in the library. 'Yeah' is under Y. Look it up.
Fargo

Fargo

(1996)
20 months ago
  1. Marge Gunderson: I'm not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work there, Lou.
Burn After Reading

Burn After Reading

(2008)
20 months ago
  1. Chad Feldheimer: I am very surprised that he did not give us that reward!
The Campaign

The Campaign

(2012)
20 months ago
  1. Mitch: He just punched a baby.
Pleasantville

Pleasantville

(1998)
20 months ago
  1. George: Where's my dinner?
The Goonies

The Goonies

(1985)
20 months ago
  1. Brand: I'm going to hit you so hard that when you wake up, your clothes will be out of style!
Planes, Trains and Automobiles

Planes, Trains and Automobiles

(1987)
20 months ago
  1. Del Griffith: Oh, man. Oh yeah. My dogs are barking.
The Matrix

The Matrix

(1999)
20 months ago
  1. Agent Smith: We're willing to wipe the slate clean and give you a fresh start. All that we're asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a known terrorist to justice.
  2. Neo: Yeah. Wow, that sounds like a really good deal. But I think I've got a better one. How about I give you the finger [raises his middle finger] and you give me my phone call?
Mona Lisa Smile

Mona Lisa Smile

(2003)
21 months ago
  1. Katherine Watson: It says here you're pre-law. What law school do you want to go to?
  2. Joan Brandwyn: I hadn't really thought about it. I always thought that after graduation I'd get married.
  3. Katherine Watson: And then?
  4. Joan Brandwyn: And then... I'd be married.
  5. Katherine Watson: You can do both.
Superbad

Superbad

(2007)
21 months ago
  1. Seth: He [Fogell] doesn't even have a first name! It just says Mclovin!
  2. Evan: One name? One name? Who are you, Seal?
Troy

Troy

(2004)
23 months ago
  1. Achilles: You sack of wine!
Finding Forrester

Finding Forrester

(2000)
23 months ago
  1. William Forrester: You're the man now, dog!
Haywire

Haywire

(2012)
23 months ago
  1. Coblenz: Now we've got ourselves a real twizzler here.
The Other Guys

The Other Guys

(2010)
24 months ago
  1. Det. Allen Gamble: I always have Little River Band.
Hot Fuzz

Hot Fuzz

(2006)
24 months ago
  1. PC Danny Butterman: Have you ever fired two guns while jumping in the air?
  2. Nicholas Angel: No.
  3. PC Danny Butterman: Have you ever fired one gun while jumping in the air?
  4. Nicholas Angel: No.
Hot Fuzz

Hot Fuzz

(2006)
24 months ago
  1. PC Danny Butterman: You ain't seen 'Bad Boys II'?
The Trotsky

The Trotsky

(2009)
2 years ago
  1. Leon Bronstein: Fascist.
Shrek

Shrek

(2001)
2 years ago
  1. Shrek: Ogres are like onions.
  2. Donkey: They stink?
  3. Shrek: Yes... no.
  4. Donkey: They make you cry?
  5. Shrek: No.
  6. Donkey: If you leave them out in the sun, they turn brown and start sprouting little white hairs?
  7. Shrek: No! Onions have layers. Ogres have layers.
Fast Five

Fast Five

(2011)
2 years ago
  1. Hobbs: I'm in.
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