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2012 (2009)
6 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes

Remember those sappy AT&T commercials that made you tear up when an estranged loved one reached out and touched someone?

How about that movie where someone was 10 feet from burning lava, or somehow was thrown at high velocity, only to be safe.. somehow?

Well, put them together, then repeat, and repeat, and repeat. and repeat.... etc.. etc.. etc.. and then repeat..

Welcome to 2012.. it's groundhog day all over again, except without the humor or enjoyment..

It might have been the end of the world, but I was waiting for the end of the movie.. again.. and again.. and..

Burn After Reading
8 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes

I went to see this with my girlfriend; she needs to see anything with Brad Pitt. Me? I'm always up for something clever and funny. What we got was something completely different. I can laugh at just about anything, even dumb humor, but this was below that somehow. You may love the movie. Hell knows there were a few in the audience that couldn't stop giggling, like two year old laughing at someone slipping and falling down. I just couldn't believe the terrible writing, and the horrid sound of someone giggling at things that were barely funny at the most basic of IQs. But there she went, giggling, laughing, hooting. I couldn't decide if I should leave or strangle the few idiots in the audience to help the gene pool a little. I can't believe the high marks this film has got on RT, but there it is, so I must be in the minority. Are these the people we're relying on to vote big oil out of the white house? If we are, then we're doomed.