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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
4 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes

This is one of those movies that is like a once in a lifetime opportunity, and you spend all this time hoping and praying for a true cinematic b movie experience, and instead you get a big pile of shit.

To the fans of the book like myself this was just a slap to the face. The book had enough material to truly make this a great movie, but instead they bought the rights for the title, and made up one of the worst book to film adaptations I've ever seen. Sure the action scenes are descent, but there is such a paper thin plot, and the acting is incredibly weak. The movie is just a worn out piece of garbage in the first 20 minutes you become bored, and by the end of the movie you are just frustrated with yourself for having watched this mess get filthier, and filthier. Do yourself a favor and skip this abomination.

Drive
Drive (2011)
5 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes
½

Definitely a solid flick. Drive is a more subtle, and honestly for not having as much action a more violent version of The Transporter. See it.

Priest
Priest (2011)
5 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes

Absolute garbage. Completely boring. The acting was awful. The story was just crap. It had like one, maybe two ok fight scenes, but this is a skip.

Tangled
Tangled (2010)
5 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes

It was a little to short, but for the most part it was funny, and had great voice actors. The story was fun, and I really enjoyed myself.

Drive Angry
Drive Angry (2011)
5 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes
½

It's a fun filled action flick. Nicolas Cage is good as usual, and Amber Heard is smoking hot as usual.

The acting is over the top and cheesy, but the action makes up for it. I also enjoyed William Fichtner who also seemed like he was having the most fun out of all the other actors.

Drive Angry may seem stupid, but all it is is entertainment, and I was entertained.