Doc T.'s Quotes - Rotten Tomatoes

Quotes

Marvel's The Avengers
Marvel's The Avengers (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Tony Stark/Iron Man: His first name is 'Agent.'
Marvel's The Avengers
Marvel's The Avengers (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Tony Stark/Iron Man: [to Loki] There's no version of this where you win.
Stranger Than Fiction
Stranger Than Fiction (2006) 4 years ago
  1. ER Orderly: Are you suffering from something?
  2. Karen 'Kay' Eiffel: Just writer's block.
Stranger Than Fiction
Stranger Than Fiction (2006) 4 years ago
  1. Penny Escher: And I supposed you smoked all these cigarettes.
  2. Karen 'Kay' Eiffel: [beat] No, they came pre-smoked.
  3. Penny Escher: [deadpan] They said you were funny...
Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension
Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Di... (2011) 4 years ago
  1. Phineas Flynn: We're gonna miss you, Agent P.
  2. Ferb Fletcher: [hugging Perry]
  3. Perry the Platypus: [moves over to Phineas, and the two hug]
  4. Phineas Flynn: I love you, pal.
Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension
Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Di... (2011) 4 years ago
  1. Phineas Flynn: Is anyone else here living a secret double-life?
  2. Ferb Fletcher: [raises his hand]
  3. Phineas Flynn: Put your hand down, Ferb.
Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension
Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Di... (2011) 4 years ago
  1. Phineas Flynn: No, Perry! We do not bite the elderly!
X-Men: First Class
X-Men: First Class (2011) 4 years ago
  1. Emma Frost: Pathetic.
Stranger Than Fiction
Stranger Than Fiction (2006) 4 years ago
  1. Harold Crick: Thank you for forcing me to eat them.
Stranger Than Fiction
Stranger Than Fiction (2006) 4 years ago
  1. Ana Pascal: Mr. Crick! You're here early. Must have a lot of people to extort.
Stranger Than Fiction
Stranger Than Fiction (2006) 4 years ago
  1. Harold Crick: Professor Hilbert, I'm an IRS agent. Everyone hates me.
  2. Professor Jules Hilbert: Right, good. Have you met anyone recently who might loathe the very core of you?
Stranger Than Fiction
Stranger Than Fiction (2006) 4 years ago
  1. Karen 'Kay' Eiffel: I don't need a nicotine patch, Penny, I smoke cigarettes.
Stranger Than Fiction
Stranger Than Fiction (2006) 4 years ago
  1. Professor Jules Hilbert: Aren't you relieved to know you're not a Golem?
  2. Harold Crick: Yes. I am relieved to know that I am not a Golem.
  3. Professor Jules Hilbert: Good. [silence]
  4. Professor Jules Hilbert: [sighs] Do you have magical powers?
Stranger Than Fiction
Stranger Than Fiction (2006) 4 years ago
  1. Professor Jules Hilbert: You are not King Hamlet, Scout Finch, Miss Marple, Frankenstein's Monster...or a Golem.
Stranger Than Fiction
Stranger Than Fiction (2006) 4 years ago
  1. Professor Jules Hilbert: Agreed. Let's start with ridiculous and move backwards.
Stranger Than Fiction
Stranger Than Fiction (2006) 4 years ago
  1. Ana Pascal: [laughing at Harold's humor]
  2. Karen 'Kay' Eiffel: [narrating] Harold nervously made small talk.
  3. Harold Crick: You have very...[gesturing] straight teeth.
  4. Karen 'Kay' Eiffel: [narrating] Very small talk.
  5. Ana Pascal: Thanks. They're real. [nodding]
Stranger Than Fiction
Stranger Than Fiction (2006) 4 years ago
  1. Ana Pascal: Actually, uh, it's my weekly evil conspiracy and needlepoint group.
  2. Harold Crick: Oh...
  3. Ana Pascal: Wanna come?
  4. Harold Crick: I left my thimbles and socialist reading material at home.
Stranger Than Fiction
Stranger Than Fiction (2006) 4 years ago
  1. Ana Pascal: Okay, apology accepted. But only because you stammered.
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010) 4 years ago
  1. Kim Pine: [bored] We are 'Sex Bob-omb.' We are here to make money and sell out and stuff.
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010) 4 years ago
  1. Scott Pilgrim: Sweet, coins!
Up in the Air
Up in the Air (2009) 4 years ago
  1. Natalie Keener: Wow, that was impressive. You gonna put that in your book?
WALL-E
WALL-E (2008) 5 years ago
  1. Captain: [playing with a toy Axiom] Prepare for landing. [makes thruster noise]
Hairspray
Hairspray (2007) 5 years ago
  1. Wilbur Turnblad: [time lapse] And, my personal favorite, 'X-ray Specs' [he is wearing them]. I can see through anything. Skin, clothes, you name it.
  2. Velma Von Tussle: [carrying a large bunch of items, looks at her watch, obviously fed-up]
Hairspray
Hairspray (2007) 5 years ago
  1. Mr. Spritzer: That big little girl [shows Velma the records] is sending my sales through the roof. More people are breathing aerosol, than oxygen!
Hairspray
Hairspray (2007) 5 years ago
  1. Prudy Pingleton: Penny, pray for her. [hands her a rosary] She's gonna need it. [smirks to herself]
Hairspray
Hairspray (2007) 5 years ago
  1. Mr. Spritzer: I want that chubby communist girl off the show.
  2. Velma Von Tussle: Well, let me be the first to toss the harpoon.
Rango
Rango (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Beans: [hears coyote howl] Such a lonely sound.
Rango
Rango (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Sergeant Turley: [back against Buford's] All this talk of that serpentine devil's puttin' my grill on edge!
  2. Buford: I ain't sleeping tonight, no sir.
17 Again
17 Again (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Scarlet O'Donnell: [squeezing young Mike's face] You look just like my husband...
Kung Fu Panda 2
Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Po: Okay, let's both cook, together.
  2. Mr. Ping: Together? No, I'll cook.
Kung Fu Panda 2
Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Po: I know who I am.
  2. Mr. Ping: You do?
  3. Po: I'm your son. [the two hug each other] I love you dad.
  4. Mr. Ping: [to tears] I love you too, son.
Kung Fu Panda 2
Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Crane: So, that was stealth mode, huh?
Kung Fu Panda 2
Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Lord Shen: Then I will kill him, and make you wrong!
  2. The Soothsayer: [bites Shen's cloak]
  3. Lord Shen: [pulls it from her] Will you stop that!
Kung Fu Panda 2
Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Lord Shen: One panda lives. That does not make you right.
  2. The Soothsayer: You're right. Being right makes me right.
Kung Fu Panda 2
Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011) 5 years ago
  1. The Soothsayer: [taps on Wolf Boss's bad eye] Even with his poor eyesight, he can see the truth. Why is it that you cannot?
Kung Fu Panda 2
Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Wolf Boss: A kung fu warrior. It fought like a demon! Big and furry, soft and squishy, uh, kinda plush and cuddly.
Kung Fu Panda 2
Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Po: [hiding behind two unconscious wolf guards] Keep it cool, keep it cool...
Kung Fu Panda 2
Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Lord Shen: That's impossible, and you know it.
  2. The Soothsayer: It is not impossible and he knows it.
  3. Lord Shen: Who?
  4. Wolf Boss: [suddenly enters from stairs] Lord Shen! I saw a panda!
Kung Fu Panda 2
Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Lord Shen: Fire! Fire that thug!
  2. Wolf Boss: But sir, we'll kill our own!
  3. Lord Shen: [furiously] I said fire it, now fire!
  4. Wolf Boss: [seriously] No. [throws ignition away]
Kung Fu Panda 2
Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Po: [in slow motion] I love you guys!
Kung Fu Panda 2
Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Wolf Boss: Don't shoot! Crossfire!
Kung Fu Panda 2
Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Crane: Don't ever do that again, please?
Kung Fu Panda 2
Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Master Shifu: [pleased] It seems you have found inner peace, [unhappily] and at such a young age.
Kung Fu Panda 2
Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Crane: Don't ever do that again, okay?
Kung Fu Panda 2
Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Po: And now, free the Five! Disk of Destruction! [throws straw hat in a shuriken style, it flutters gently in the wind before falling downwards]
Kung Fu Panda 2
Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Po: [shouting from a roof] Shen! A panda stands between you, and you're-
  2. Lord Shen: [on a boat below, cannot hear anything Po is saying]
  3. Lord Shen: [shouts] What?
  4. Po: [from the roof] Prepare yourself for a hot-
  5. Wolf Boss: [looks at Shen, both do not hear what Po is saying]
  6. Lord Shen: [softly, to Wolf Boss] What?
Kung Fu Panda 2
Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Crane: Hey, maybe you can't watch me be killed?
  2. Tigress: Stop being a wimp.
Kung Fu Panda 2
Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Tigress: [hugging Po] The hardcore do understand. But I can't watch my friend be killed.
Kung Fu Panda 2
Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Lord Shen: [whispering] Get the movers ready, we load in the ships now. [shouting] NOW! Now, now, now, now, now!
Kung Fu Panda 2
Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Po: I just have so many questions. Like how did I ever fit in this tiny basket? Why didn't I like pants?
  2. Po: [after silence] And who am I?
Kung Fu Panda 2
Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Po: What? That can't be it, dad. There's gotta be more!
  2. Mr. Ping: Well, there was this time you ate all of my bamboo furniture. It was imported, too.
Alice in Wonderland
Alice in Wonderland (2010) 5 years ago
  1. White Queen: [preparing a concoction] A pinch of worm fat, urine of the horsefly... oh, buttered fingers! [takes one and sniffs it]
Alice in Wonderland
Alice in Wonderland (2010) 5 years ago
  1. White Queen: You are a little taller than I expected.
Oliver & Company
Oliver & Company (1988) 5 years ago
  1. Georgette: [shouts while the others are sneaking] OW! I broke a nail!
  2. Francis: Oh, balderdash...
  3. Tito: [get right up in Francis's face] What'you call my woman?
Cars 2
Cars 2 (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Francesco Bernoulli: Not so fast, Lightning McQueen!
  2. Lightning McQueen: 'Not so fast,' is that like your new motto?
Enchanted
Enchanted (2007) 5 years ago
  1. Robert Philip: Marie Curie. She was a remarkable old woman who dedicated her life to research... until she died, of radiation poisoning.
  2. Morgan Philip: She died?
Enchanted
Enchanted (2007) 5 years ago
  1. Princess Giselle: [after an old man steals her tiara] You... are not a very nice old man!
Oliver & Company
Oliver & Company (1988) 5 years ago
  1. Einstein: [dazed] Run Sparky, go find Bumper!
Beauty and the Beast
Beauty and the Beast (1991) 5 years ago
  1. Gaston: We'll only have five or six.
  2. Belle: Dogs?
  3. Gaston: No, strapping boys, like me!
Julie & Julia
Julie & Julia (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Julie Powell: Are you back? Please be back.
Rio
Rio (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Nigel: I'm not interested in your nicked knick-knacks! Your burgled baubles bore me.
Freaky Friday
Freaky Friday (2003) 5 years ago
  1. Anna Coleman: [in her mom's body, pointing at Pei-Pei] I think she knows exactly what we're talking about!
  2. Tess Coleman: [in Anna's body] Let's hit her!
Freaky Friday
Freaky Friday (2003) 5 years ago
  1. Tess Coleman: [in Anna's body] I look like Stevie Nicks!
  2. Anna Coleman: [in Tess's body] Who's he?
Freaky Friday
Freaky Friday (2003) 5 years ago
  1. Anna Coleman: [in her mom's body, talking to a patient] You read her diary? Gross! Bad! Bad mom award!
Freaky Friday
Freaky Friday (2003) 5 years ago
  1. Anna Coleman: [in her mom's body] Halibut? Eww!
Freaky Friday
Freaky Friday (2003) 5 years ago
  1. Anna Coleman: [in her mother's body] I mean, I'm allowed because I'm old!
Freaky Friday
Freaky Friday (2003) 5 years ago
  1. Grandpa: [screaming and running around the house] Earthquake!
Freaky Friday
Freaky Friday (2003) 5 years ago
  1. Anna Coleman: [in her mom's body] I can't marry Ryan, eww!
Freaky Friday
Freaky Friday (2003) 5 years ago
  1. Anna Coleman: [in her mom's body] Look at me. I'm old! I look like the crypt keeper!
Up in the Air
Up in the Air (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Natalie Keener: I'm not afraid to be married to my career. And I don't expect it to hold me in bed as I go to sleep.
Rio
Rio (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Sama School Director: [speaking in Portuguese]
  2. Linda: [can't understand, backs up] No, no, no! I am looking for a bluebird. Uh, [demonstrates by flapping her hands] Bird-o?
  3. Sama School Director: [repeats sound]
  4. Linda: Bird-o! Yes!
  5. Sama School Director: [leads Linda into a float, speaking in Portuguese]
  6. Linda: [inside float, door is shut] Hey! Let me out!
Rio
Rio (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Second Waiter: Chicken hearts, flambada! [sets them on fire]
  2. Linda: [nervously] Oh, chicken hearts! Heh, oh gosh. [wipes ashes off of glasses]
  3. Linda: [sees the plate of burning chicken hearts] Oh... [fans them and blows, trying to put the fire out] Oh! [forks one and then blows out the fire]
Rio
Rio (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Marcel: We have to get the birds to the airport by tonight.
  2. Tipa: But, it's carnival, all the roads will be closed.
  3. Marcel: That's why, I wanted to go this morning!
Oliver & Company
Oliver & Company (1988) 5 years ago
  1. Dodger: You're in the gang. The gang means family.
Up in the Air
Up in the Air (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Ryan Bingham: Appropriate? Ryan, I'm not some waitress you banged in a snowstorm. That word has no place in our vocabulary.
Up in the Air
Up in the Air (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Alex Goran: Ryan, I'm not some waitress you banged in a snowstorm. That word has no meaning in our vocabulary.
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996) 5 years ago
  1. Laverne: [pigeons landing all over] Don't you ever migrate?! [shakes fists]
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996) 5 years ago
  1. Phoebus: [shouting to crowd] Citizens of Paris! Frollo has persecuted our people, ransacked our city, and now he has declared war on Notre Dame herself! Will we allow it?
  2. Additional Voices: [crowd] NO!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996) 5 years ago
  1. Clopin: [singing] We find you totally innocent, which is the worst crime of all! So you're going to pay!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996) 5 years ago
  1. Clopin: Any last words?
  2. Phoebus: [mumbles muffled, along with Quasimodo]
  3. Clopin: That's what they all say!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996) 5 years ago
  1. Clopin: [singing] We like to get the trial over with quickly, because it's the sentence that's really the fun!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996) 5 years ago
  1. Clopin: [singing] Justice is swift in the Court of Miracles, I am the lawyers and judge, [knocks on Phoebus's head with a gable] all in one!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996) 5 years ago
  1. Clopin: [singing] Here in the Court of Miracles, it's a miracle if you get out alive!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996) 5 years ago
  1. Frollo: I know where her hideout is. And tomorrow, at dawn, I attack with a thousand men!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996) 5 years ago
  1. Esmeralda: Maybe Frollo's wrong about the both of us.
  2. Hugo: [eavesdropping] What did she say?
  3. Laverne: [eavesdropping] Frollo's nose is long and he wears a truss!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996) 5 years ago
  1. Frollo: Get him! And don't hit my horse!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996) 5 years ago
  1. Esmeralda: [singing] I ask for nothing, I can get by. But I know so many less lucky than I.
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996) 5 years ago
  1. Esmeralda: You sneaky, son of a-
  2. Phoebus: Ah-ah-ah, we're in a church.
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996) 5 years ago
  1. Esmeralda: Then, it seems we've crowned the wrong fool! The only fool I see here, is you! [throws jester hat at Frollo's direction]
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996) 5 years ago
  1. Frollo: [sees Esmeralda dancing] Look at that disgusting display.
  2. Phoebus: [enthusiastically] Yes, sir!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996) 5 years ago
  1. Hugo: What Frollo doesn't know can't hurt you!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996) 5 years ago
  1. Victor: As your friends and guardians, we insist you attend the festival!
  2. Quasimodo: Me?
  3. Misc. Guards and Gypsies: No, the pope. Of course, 'you!' [sticks Pope figurine in Quasimodo's mouth]
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996) 5 years ago
  1. Laverne: Oh, Quasi... [pigeons land all over] Do you mind? [to birds] I would like to have a moment with the boy if it's alright with you! [bangs hand on table]
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996) 5 years ago
  1. Victor: Perhaps he's sick.
  2. Laverne: Impossible. If twenty years of listening to you two hasn't made him sick, nothing will!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996) 5 years ago
  1. Hugo: [to Victor] Hehehe, go scare a nun!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996) 5 years ago
  1. Quasimodo: If I picked a day to fly, this would be it! [nests bird in his hands]
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996) 5 years ago
  1. Archdeacon: [singing] You can lie to yourself and your minions! You can claim that you haven't a qualm! But you never can run from, nor hide what you've done from the eyes! [points to church statues] The very eyes of Notre Dame!
  2. Frollo: [looks at statues staring back at him, feels fear]
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996) 5 years ago
  1. Quasimodo's Mother: [knocking desperately on the church doors] Sanctuary! Please grant us Sanctuary!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996) 5 years ago
  1. Clopin: [singing] And some say the soul of the city's the toll of the bells... the bells of Notre Dame!
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) 5 years ago
  1. Grandpa Joe: Mr. Wonka, I don't know if you remember me, but I used to work here in the factory!
  2. Willy Wonka: [taken aback] Were you one of those despicable spies who everyday tried to steal my life's work and sell it to those parasitic copycat candy-making cads?
  3. Grandpa Joe: No, sir.
  4. Willy Wonka: Good, then welcome back!
Hot Fuzz
Hot Fuzz (2007) 5 years ago
  1. PC Danny Butterman: It's not murder, it's ketchup.
  2. Nicholas Angel: It's Frank! He's appointed himself Judge, Jury and Executioner.
Hot Fuzz
Hot Fuzz (2007) 5 years ago
  1. Nicholas Angel: Hag.
Alice in Wonderland
Alice in Wonderland (2010) 5 years ago
  1. TweedleDee/TweedleDum: [both pulling Alice in opposite directions] This way! East to Queast!
  2. TweedleDee/TweedleDum: No, south to Snud!
Fantastic Mr. Fox
Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Ash: Am I getting better, Coach?
  2. Coach Skip: Well, you're sure as cuss not getting any worse.
Oliver & Company
Oliver & Company (1988) 5 years ago
  1. Georgette: [singing] Pretty is nice, but still, it's just pretty!
Oliver & Company
Oliver & Company (1988) 5 years ago
  1. Georgette: [singing] You pretty pups all over the city, I have your hearts and you have my pity!
Hot Fuzz
Hot Fuzz (2007) 5 years ago
  1. Nicholas Angel: It's Frank! He's appointed himself Judge, Jury and Executioner.
  2. PC Danny Butterman: [agitated and defensive] He is not Judge Judy and Executioner.
Oliver & Company
Oliver & Company (1988) 5 years ago
  1. Sykes: [sees a delivery man holding a pizza box outside, he then loads and cocks a gun] I didn't order any pizza!
Oliver & Company
Oliver & Company (1988) 5 years ago
  1. Desoto: I like cats. [creeps dangerously near to Oliver] I like to eat 'em!
  2. Oliver: [claws Desoto's nose]
  3. Desoto: [screams in pain, knocks a table over]
Alice in Wonderland
Alice in Wonderland (2010) 5 years ago
  1. The Mad Hatter: What a regrettably large head you have.
Alice in Wonderland
Alice in Wonderland (2010) 5 years ago
  1. White Rabbit: Oh, well if it isn't the 'wrong Alice!' What brings you here, hmm?
Alice in Wonderland
Alice in Wonderland (2010) 5 years ago
  1. Red Queen: [shouting loudly] Fat boys!
  2. Red Queen: Ah, there they are. Speak boys, amuse us!
  3. TweedleDee/TweedleDum: [gesture at each other silently]
  4. Red Queen: Speak!
Alice in Wonderland
Alice in Wonderland (2010) 5 years ago
  1. Red Queen: I need a pig here! [pig slides in front of chair, she puts her feet on it.]
  2. Red Queen: I love a warm pig belly for my aching feet. [Looks at Alice] Would you like one, Um?
  3. Alice: No thank you.
  4. Red Queen: Sit.
  5. Alice: [looks down at a monkeys holding a cushion]
  6. Red Queen: Sit! [Alice sits.]
  7. Red Queen: [to others in the room] Go away!
Lady and the Tramp
Lady and the Tramp (1955) 5 years ago
  1. Tramp: You see, Pidge, when you're footloose and collar-free, you take nothing but the best!
The Aristocats
The Aristocats (1970) 5 years ago
  1. Thomas O'Malley: It's not exactly the Ritz, but it's peaceful and quiet.
Oliver & Company
Oliver & Company (1988) 5 years ago
  1. Sykes: Just push the door!
  2. Fagin: [pulls the door]
  3. Sykes: [annoyed] I said 'push!'
Oliver & Company
Oliver & Company (1988) 5 years ago
  1. Sykes: [on the phone] No, you don't kill him yet.
Fantastic Mr. Fox
Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Mrs. Fox: [breaking the silence] Another book party?
  2. Mr. Fox: Oh! I didn't see you sitting in the dark there. [smiles nervously]
Fantastic Mr. Fox
Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Mrs. Bean: How many jars should I bring up, Franklin?
  2. Franklin Bean: I don't know, two I guess.
  3. Mrs. Bean: But you drank two yesterday, though.
  4. Franklin Bean: Alright, take three.
  5. Mrs. Bean: [ponders] Nope. Two's plenty.
Fantastic Mr. Fox
Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Mr. Fox: You've aged badly, Rat.
  2. Rat: You gettin' a little long-in-the-tooth yourself, partner.
Fantastic Mr. Fox
Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Kristofferson: I must say, I'm pleased to be invited, but I'm not sure I should be doing this, Uncle Foxy.
  2. Mr. Fox: Why not?
  3. Kristofferson: Because I don't like to be dishonest with people!
  4. Mr. Fox: Well, just keep your mouth shut, and it won't be a problem.
  5. Kylie: Yeah, but I don't think he should come with us either.
  6. Mr. Fox: We're not taking a vote!
Fantastic Mr. Fox
Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Ash: What's that stand for?
  2. Agnes: Huh? Uh, it for... it's for 'Pep.'
  3. Ash: Pep? It's a 'K.'
  4. Agnes: We're going steady.
Fantastic Mr. Fox
Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Beaver's Son: Why is your cousin such a wet sandwich?
  2. Kristofferson: I beg your pardon?
  3. Beaver's Son: What's that mean?
  4. Kristofferson: That means I didn't understand what you just said, a wet sandwich?
Fantastic Mr. Fox
Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Mr. Fox: Weasel! Mustela nivalis! [shakes Stan]
  2. Weasel: Stop yelling!
Fantastic Mr. Fox
Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Franklin Bean: Why did he write this with letters cut out of magazines?
  2. Walter Boggis: I don't know, but you did the same thing.
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008) 5 years ago
  1. Pattertwig the Squirrel: We could collect nuts.
  2. Reepicheep: Oh yes, and then we can throw them at the telmarines. [to Pattertwig]
  3. Reepicheep: Shut up!
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008) 5 years ago
  1. Reepicheep: Yes! And throw them at the Telmarines. Shut up! I think you know where I stand, sire.
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008) 5 years ago
  1. Lucy Pevensie: I wish I were braver.
  2. Aslan: If you were any braver, you'd be a lioness.
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008) 5 years ago
  1. Reepicheep: Choose your last words carefully, Telmarine!
  2. Prince Caspian: You are a mouse.
  3. Reepicheep: I was expecting something a little more... original.
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008) 5 years ago
  1. Peter Pevensie: I'm King Peter, the Magnificent.
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the D... (2010) 5 years ago
  1. Eustace Scrubb: The only consolation is everyone is finally as miserable as I am. Except for that show-off talking rat. He's one of those annoying 'glass is always half-full' types.
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the D... (2010) 5 years ago
  1. Aslan: I shall be watching you, always.
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the D... (2010) 5 years ago
  1. Reepicheep: What a magnificent puzzle you are.
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the D... (2010) 5 years ago
  1. Reepicheep: [slashing at Eustace] That was for stealing, that was for lying [hits him on the face] and that was for good measure!
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the D... (2010) 5 years ago
  1. Lucy Pevensie: [kneeling] May I?
  2. Reepicheep: Well, I suppose, just this once-
  3. Lucy Pevensie: [hugs Reepicheep]
  4. Reepicheep: Goodbye, Lucy. [hugs back]
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the D... (2010) 5 years ago
  1. Young Man: But you have no food, and no means of staying warm, your majesty.
  2. Eustace Scrubb: [as the dragon, breathes fire on dry twigs]
  3. Reepicheep: Uh, you were saying?
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the D... (2010) 5 years ago
  1. Reepicheep: Sorry about the hand, old boy. I can get a bit overzealous sometimes.
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the D... (2010) 5 years ago
  1. Reepicheep: We have nothing if not belief.
Beauty and the Beast
Beauty and the Beast (1991) 5 years ago
  1. Beast: If she doesn't eat with me, then she doesn't eat at all!
Beauty and the Beast
Beauty and the Beast (1991) 5 years ago
  1. Beast: You can't stay there forever!
  2. Belle: Yes, I can!
  3. Beast: Fine! Then go ahead and STARVE!
Beauty and the Beast
Beauty and the Beast (1991) 5 years ago
  1. Cogsworth/Narrator: Please, attempt to be a gentleman.
  2. Beast: But she's being so difficult!
Beauty and the Beast
Beauty and the Beast (1991) 5 years ago
  1. Beast: I'll show you to your room.
  2. Belle: My room? But I thought...
  3. Beast: You wanna stay in the dungeon?
  4. Belle: No.
  5. Beast: Then follow me.
Oliver & Company
Oliver & Company (1988) 5 years ago
  1. Georgette: What's the matter, Spot? Not good enough for you? Why, do you even know who I am?
Oliver & Company
Oliver & Company (1988) 5 years ago
  1. Fagin: My days are numbered, and the number is three...
Oliver & Company
Oliver & Company (1988) 5 years ago
  1. Francis: Isn't it rather dangerous to use one's entire vocabulary in one sentence?
Oliver & Company
Oliver & Company (1988) 5 years ago
  1. Dodger: Check you later!
Oliver & Company
Oliver & Company (1988) 5 years ago
  1. Oliver: Wait, you're not being fair!
  2. Dodger: Fairs are for tourists, kid! Consider it a free lesson it street savoir-faire from New York's coolest quadruped.
Oliver & Company
Oliver & Company (1988) 5 years ago
  1. Dodger: Listen, kid. I hate to break it to ya, but the dynamic duo is now the dynamic *uno*.
Oliver & Company
Oliver & Company (1988) 5 years ago
  1. Dodger: Chill out, man. I don't eat cats. It's too much fur.
Oliver & Company
Oliver & Company (1988) 5 years ago
  1. Dodger: You want 'em? Come get 'em! [howls]
Aladdin
Aladdin (1992) 5 years ago
  1. Genie: [conjures up a chalkboard, pointing to each word as he says it] Tell-her-the-TRUTH!
Beauty and the Beast
Beauty and the Beast (1991) 5 years ago
  1. Cogsworth/Narrator: [mocking Lumiere's accent] Sit in the master's chair! Serve him tea! Pet the pooch!
Beauty and the Beast
Beauty and the Beast (1991) 5 years ago
  1. Lumiere: It's a girl!
  2. Cogsworth/Narrator: [unhappily] I know it's a girl!
Beauty and the Beast
Beauty and the Beast (1991) 5 years ago
  1. Belle: I'm very sorry, Gaston, but [reaches for the door] I just don't deserve you! [opens the door]
  2. Gaston: [falls out and lands in mud]
Beauty and the Beast
Beauty and the Beast (1991) 5 years ago
  1. Le Fou: That crazy old loon? He needs all the help he can get!
  2. Gaston: [laughs]
  3. Belle: Don't talk about my father that way!
  4. Gaston: Yeah, don't talk about her father that way! [hits Le Fou]
Beauty and the Beast
Beauty and the Beast (1991) 5 years ago
  1. Belle: Gaston, you are positively primeval.
  2. Gaston: Why, thank you, Belle!
Beauty and the Beast
Beauty and the Beast (1991) 5 years ago
  1. Gaston: How can you read this? There's no pictures!
Rango
Rango (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Rango: People, I've had an epiphany. The hero cannot exist in a vacuum! What our story needs is an ironic, unexpected event that will propel the hero into conflict!
Rango
Rango (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Beans: Sheriff Rango! If that is your real name, I am trying to save my daddy's ranch, which is on the verge of an agricultural meltdown, while you're playing patty-cake with this here trollop!
Rango
Rango (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Rango: It's for my gun! That's gun lotion.
Rango
Rango (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Waffles: [roasting marshmallow on a stick] Marshmallows remind me of going camping with my daddy. I could eat 'em all night long! [marshmallow catches fire, he raises it to eye level] 'Course he did make me cough 'em back up again for breakfast.
Beauty and the Beast
Beauty and the Beast (1991) 5 years ago
  1. Cogsworth/Narrator: I'm not seeing this, I'm not seeing this! [covers eyes]
Beauty and the Beast
Beauty and the Beast (1991) 5 years ago
  1. Chip: His mustache tickles, mama!
Rango
Rango (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Rango: Only takes one bullet.
  2. Rattlesnake Jake: You ain't got the nerve.
  3. Rango: Try me.
Rango
Rango (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Parsons: That'll close up your account, Mrs. Oats. Two gulps and a swig.
School of Rock
School of Rock (2003) 5 years ago
  1. Principal Rosalie Mullins: [in an inappropriate tone of voice] Excuse me, I've just been informed that all of your children are missing!
The Incredibles
The Incredibles (2004) 5 years ago
  1. Helen Parr / Elastigirl: Cutting it kinda close, don't ya think?
  2. Bob Parr / Mr. Incredible: You need to be more... flexible.
The Incredibles
The Incredibles (2004) 5 years ago
  1. Helen Parr / Elastigirl: You're late. When you asked me if I was doing anything later, I didn't realize you'd actually forgotten. I thought it was playful banter.
  2. Bob Parr / Mr. Incredible: It was playful banter.
The Incredibles
The Incredibles (2004) 5 years ago
  1. Mirage: [through her teeth] Next time you gamble, bet *your own* life.
The Incredibles
The Incredibles (2004) 5 years ago
  1. Bob Parr / Mr. Incredible: Wait. I bet Syndrome's changed the password by now. How do I get into his computers?
  2. Mirage: [over microphone] Say please.
The Incredibles
The Incredibles (2004) 5 years ago
  1. Edna Mode: Yes, words are useless! Gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble! Too much of it, darling, too much! That is why I show you my work! That is why you are here!
The Incredibles
The Incredibles (2004) 5 years ago
  1. Lucius Best / Frozone: It means it's hot! And I've dehydrated, Bob! What's your excuse, you run out of muscle?!
  2. Bob Parr / Mr. Incredible: I can't just go smashing through walls, the building's getting weaker by the second, it's gonna come down on top of us!
  3. Lucius Best / Frozone: I wanted to go bowling!
The Incredibles
The Incredibles (2004) 5 years ago
  1. Edna Mode: You can't! It's impossible! I'm far too busy, so ask me now before I again become sane.
Tangled
Tangled (2010) 5 years ago
  1. Mother Gothel: Oh well. C'est la vie. Enjoy your crown!
Tangled
Tangled (2010) 5 years ago
  1. Rapunzel: Is it ruffians? Thugs? Have they come for me?!
  2. Flynn Rider: Stay calm. It can probably smell fear.
Tangled
Tangled (2010) 5 years ago
  1. Rapunzel: Something brought you here, Flynn Rider. Call it what you will... fate... destiny...
  2. Flynn Rider: A horse.
Tangled
Tangled (2010) 5 years ago
  1. Flynn Rider: All right, Blondie.
  2. Rapunzel: Rapunzel.
  3. Flynn Rider: Gesundheit.
Tangled
Tangled (2010) 5 years ago
  1. Rapunzel: [nervously] Struggling... struggling is pointless!
Tangled
Tangled (2010) 5 years ago
  1. Rapunzel: [singing very quickly] Flower gleam and glow let your power shine make the clock reverse bring back what once was mine...
  2. Mother Gothel: Wait, wait!
Tangled
Tangled (2010) 5 years ago
  1. Rapunzel: That's 22 for me... how about 23 out of 45?
Hercules
Hercules (1997) 5 years ago
  1. Hades: So is this an audience or a mosaic?
Rio
Rio (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Linda: I'm scared too. But I wouldn't make you do this if it wasn't the right thing to do.
Rio
Rio (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Blu: What kind of doctor are you?
Rio
Rio (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Tulio: You will be with him every step of the way. And I will be with you.
Rio
Rio (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Tulio: I'm not really built for this weather.
Rio
Rio (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Blu: [Linda places his hot chocolate in front of him] Ah! This is the life. The perfect marshmallow-to-cocoa ratio. [counting the marshmallows]
  2. Blu: One, two, three, four, five [another marshmallow floats to the surface] six. Mmm.
Rio
Rio (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Linda: Tyler Blu Gunderson, you know these vitamins are good for you!
Rio
Rio (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Blu: Okay, pull it together. The key is not to panic.
  2. Jewel: I'm not panicking.
  3. Blu: I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to me.
Rio
Rio (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Luiz: Yeah, baby! Now I could get my freak on!
  2. Blu: Luiz, please! Rescue first, freak later!
Rango
Rango (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Rango: So, what's your name?
  2. Beans: Beans.
  3. Rango: That's a funny kind of name.
  4. Beans: What can I say? My daddy plumb loved baked beans.
  5. Rango: Well you're lucky he didn't plumb love asparagus.
Rango
Rango (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Rango: Form a possum!
Rango
Rango (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Rango: What do you think happens then? Well, we'd all be drinking, and before you know it, there wouldn't be any water! And then where would we be? We'd be thirsty, real thirsty! Why, we'd turn on each other like a bunch of animals!
Rango
Rango (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Waffles: It's about time we had a hero around here.
Rango
Rango (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Sergeant Turley: We're experiencing a paradigm shift!
  2. Elgin: I'm gonna shift the features on your face if you don't shut up!
Rango
Rango (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Waffles: Ow! My eye!
  2. Rango: Uh... that's gonna heal right up.
Rango
Rango (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Waffles: I am sensing hostility!
Rango
Rango (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Balthazar: Looks like we're gonna have ourselves a good old-fashioned stand-off!
Bolt
Bolt (2008) 5 years ago
  1. Bolt: Mittens? What are you doing here?
  2. Mittens: Well, long story short, I was tied to a delusional dog and dragged across the country.
The Blind Side
The Blind Side (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Michael Oher: Don't you dare lie to me! I'm not stupid!
  2. Leigh Anne Tuohy: Of course you're not stupid, Michael!
The Blind Side
The Blind Side (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Leigh Anne Tuohy: Who runs this place?
  2. CPS Employee: [points to a picture of George Bush across the room]
The Blind Side
The Blind Side (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Leigh Anne Tuohy: I'm not cutting, I'm just asking.
The Blind Side
The Blind Side (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Leigh Anne Tuohy: I would like to become a legal guardian.
  2. CPS Employee: Lord, help that child!
Up in the Air
Up in the Air (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Craig Gregory: Bingham, here's the boat. You wanna be in the boat?
  2. Ryan Bingham: Yeah. Alone.
Up in the Air
Up in the Air (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Ryan Bingham: Tell me you're not taking this seriously.
  2. Craig Gregory: That's why we got the entire company off the road... because we're not taking it seriously.
Rango
Rango (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Angelique: 'Ello, Beans.
  2. Beans: Hello, Angelique.
  3. Angelique: Tart.
  4. Beans: Floosy.
  5. Angelique: Trollup.
Rango
Rango (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Beans: I suppose we should bury him.
  2. Elgin: I dunno, birds gotta eat too.
  3. Waffles: Circle of life!
Lilo & Stitch
Lilo & Stitch (2002) 5 years ago
  1. Nani: CIA?
  2. Cobra Bubbles: Former. Saved the planet, once. Convinced an alien race that mosquitoes were an endangered species.
Rio
Rio (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Tulio: Come tomorrow night, everyone will be dressed like that!
  2. Linda: Oh! Not me!
Rio
Rio (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Tulio: Linda! You gotta shake your tushy!
  2. Linda: NO! We don't shake our tushies in Minesotta!
Rio
Rio (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Pedro: This cockatoo was ugly! But anyway, that's not the point.
Rio
Rio (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Jewel: I... I... I guess I thought maybe...
  2. Blu: What? That you... you'd come to Minnesota? [Jewel just looks at him]
  3. Blu: Great! I guess I... I'll knit you a scarf.
Rio
Rio (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Luiz: [has welder mask on] Now try not to move! I can't really see out of this thing either!
Rio
Rio (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Luiz: [puts on welder mask] Now if something goes wrong, scream really loud! Because I can't really hear too good with this thing on!
Rio
Rio (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Fernando: So, why are you guys dressed up for Carnivale?
  2. Tipa: So no one will notice us when we smuggle these...
  3. Armando: [jabs at him] Shut up!
Rio
Rio (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Raphael: Some party huh?
  2. Blu: This is the coolest place I've ever seen. Despite all the obvous health code violations.
Rio
Rio (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Jewel: I'm gonna chew through my own leg if this doesn't come off soon!
Rio
Rio (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Blu: [dodges bike] Hey! Last of the species here!
Rango
Rango (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Merrimack: Was this during one of your [freezes in place] 'special times?'
Rango
Rango (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Rattlesnake Jake: You got killer in your eyes, son. I don't see it.
Up in the Air
Up in the Air (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Julie Bingham: Just because we can't travel, doesn't mean we can't have pictures!
Megamind
Megamind (2010) 5 years ago
  1. Minion: I'm your space stepmom!
Megamind
Megamind (2010) 5 years ago
  1. MegaMind: [pretending to be Bernard] Well, I happened to be speed-walking nearby when I got your call.
  2. Roxanne Ritchi: In a suit?
  3. MegaMind: Uh, yes! It's called, 'formal speed-walking!'
Megamind
Megamind (2010) 5 years ago
  1. Tighten: There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, and there is no Queen of England!
Megamind
Megamind (2010) 5 years ago
  1. MegaMind: You dim-witted creation of science!
  2. Roxanne Ritchi: [over the phone] What?
  3. MegaMind: [pretending to be Bernard] Oh, not you Roxanne, I was just yelling at my... mother's urn!
Rio
Rio (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Blu: [makes barking noises] See? I'm bilingual too!
Rio
Rio (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Jewel: You couldn't have told me this before now?!
  2. Blu: It didn't matter before now!
Rio
Rio (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Jewel: Shh! Play dead. [she drops to the floor still playing dead]
  2. Blu: I don't need to play dead! I'm about to have a heart attack!
Misery
Misery (1990) 5 years ago
  1. Annie Wilkes: I DON'T WANT HER SPIRIT! I WANT HER, AND YOU MURDERED HER!
  2. Paul Sheldon: No I didn't.
  3. Annie Wilkes: WHO DID?
  4. Paul Sheldon: No one did! She just died! She... she... slipped away!
  5. Paul Sheldon: SLIPPED AWAY! SLIPPED AWAY? SHE DIDN'T JUST SLIP AWAY! YOU DID IT! YOU DID IT! YOU DID IT! YOU MURDERED MY MISERY!
Misery
Misery (1990) 5 years ago
  1. Annie Wilkes: She can't be dead, MISERY CHASTAIN CANNOT BE DEAD!
Misery
Misery (1990) 5 years ago
  1. Annie Wilkes: What do you think I say when I go to the feed store in town? 'Oh, now Wally, give me a bag of that effing pig feed, and ten pounds of that b*tchly cow corn!' A-and in the bank to I tell Mrs. Bollins, 'Oh, here's one big b*stard of a check! Give me some of your Chr*sting money?!'
Despicable Me
Despicable Me (2010) 5 years ago
  1. Edith: Uh, it was your cousin's idea!
  2. Tim the Minion: What?!
Fantastic Mr. Fox
Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Ash: He just came here and he gets a Bandit hat? Where's MY Bandit hat?! Why didn't I get shot at? You think I'm no good at anything! Well maybe your right thanks!
Lady and the Tramp
Lady and the Tramp (1955) 5 years ago
  1. Tramp: Here, Little Fritzi, that's me, Pidge, makes this his Monday home.
Lady and the Tramp
Lady and the Tramp (1955) 5 years ago
  1. Tramp: Oh, now, now. Who could ever harm a little trick like you?
  2. Lady: [Angry] Trick? Trick! Oh, that reminds me. Who is Trixie?
  3. Tramp: Trixie?
  4. Lady: And Lulu and Fifi and Rosita Chiquita wh... whatever her name is?
  5. Tramp: Chiquita... chiquita, oh... Oh! Yes! Well, I-I...
Lady and the Tramp
Lady and the Tramp (1955) 5 years ago
  1. Beaver: Say, it works swell!
Lady and the Tramp
Lady and the Tramp (1955) 5 years ago
  1. Jock: [to Tramp] You mongrel! [kicks dust on him]
Lady and the Tramp
Lady and the Tramp (1955) 5 years ago
  1. Dachsie: If this peron is annoying you, Miss Lady.
  2. Jock: We'll gladly show the rascal out!
  3. Lady: That won't be necessary, thank you.
  4. Dachsie: Very well...
Lady and the Tramp
Lady and the Tramp (1955) 5 years ago
  1. Tramp: Hi, boys. Anything new in the kennel club set?
Fantastic Mr. Fox
Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Beaver's Son: Why'd you take your shoes off?
  2. Kristofferson: So I don't break your nose when I kick it.
Fantastic Mr. Fox
Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Ash: You're supposed to be my lab partner.
  2. Agnes: I am your lab partner.
  3. Ash: No you're not. You're disloyal.
Fantastic Mr. Fox
Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Mr. Fox: I understand what your saying, and your comments are valuable, but I'm going to ignore your advice.
Fantastic Mr. Fox
Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Kristofferson: (angrily throws acorn on floor; it bounces into the bowl he's holding) Excuse me, everyone, I'm going to go meditate for half an hour.
Ratatouille
Ratatouille (2007) 5 years ago
  1. Horst: It's your recipe, how could you not know your own recipe?!
  2. Linguini: I didn't write it down, it just came to me!
  3. Horst: Well make it come to you again, ja? Because we can't serve this!
Up in the Air
Up in the Air (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Natalie Keener: We should dance!
Up in the Air
Up in the Air (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Natalie Keener: (shouting over the party music) This was a great idea!
Up in the Air
Up in the Air (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Alex Goran: Yeah, but by the time someone is right for you, it won't feel like settling. And the only person left to judge you will be the 23-year-old girl with a target on your back.
Up in the Air
Up in the Air (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Alex Goran: You're young. Right now you see settling as some sort of failure.
  2. Natalie Keener: It is, by definition.
Slumdog Millionaire
Slumdog Millionaire (2008) 5 years ago
  1. Latika (older): (answers phone) Hello?
  2. Prem Kumar: I'm guessing that's not your brother.
Slumdog Millionaire
Slumdog Millionaire (2008) 5 years ago
  1. Sergeant Srinivas: Name!
  2. Jamal Malik (older): Jamal Malik.
  3. Sergeant Srinivas: You have a name. Good!
  4. Jamal Malik (older): [cries]
  5. Sergeant Srinivas: Stop crying.
Slumdog Millionaire
Slumdog Millionaire (2008) 5 years ago
  1. Prem Kumar: You a big reader, Jamal?
  2. Jamal Malik (older): I can read.
Ratatouille
Ratatouille (2007) 5 years ago
  1. Lalo: A lot of customers like the soup, that's all we are saying.
  2. Larousse: We're we saying that?
Kung Fu Panda
Kung Fu Panda (2008) 5 years ago
  1. Tigress: You don't belong here.
  2. Po: I know this is your room.
  3. Tigress: No, I mean you don't belong here in the Jade Palace. You're a disgrace to kung fu, and if you have any respect for who we are and what we do, you will be gone by morning. [shuts the door]
  4. Po: Big fan!
Kung Fu Panda
Kung Fu Panda (2008) 5 years ago
  1. Po: What was that?
  2. Crane: I didn't say anything.
Rango
Rango (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Rango: I see you're consulting with the spirits.
  2. Wounded Bird: No, I'm molting. It means I'm ready to mate.
  3. Rango: I'll... keep that in mind.
Rango
Rango (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Beans: (playing the princess) I yearn for love.
Up in the Air
Up in the Air (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Ryan Bingham: All you have to do today is watch, and listen. And when I talk about a strategy packet, hand them one of those.
  2. Natalie Keener: Sounds great.
Rango
Rango (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Spoons: (riding) Where are we going?
  2. Rango: (distracted) What?
  3. Spoons: Where are we going?!
Stranger Than Fiction
Stranger Than Fiction (2006) 5 years ago
  1. Ana Pascal: (throws wad of dough on wall, shouting) Tax man!
Stranger Than Fiction
Stranger Than Fiction (2006) 5 years ago
  1. Harold Crick: You have very... straight teeth.
  2. Ana Pascal: Oh, yeah. They're real.
Up in the Air
Up in the Air (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Ryan Bingham: I'm fired?
  2. Natalie Keener: Yes, you're fired.
  3. Ryan Bingham: Never say 'fired'.
  4. Natalie Keener: You've been let go.
  5. Ryan Bingham: Why?
  6. Natalie Keener: This is a mythical situation, how could I possibly know why?
Kung Fu Panda
Kung Fu Panda (2008) 5 years ago
  1. Oogway: I see you have found the Sacred Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom!
  2. Po: (turns around, mouth full of peaches) Is that what this is? I'm so sorry, I thought it was just a regular peach tree!
Up in the Air
Up in the Air (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Craig Gregory: She's fired Ned.
  2. Ryan Bingham: A dog can fire Ned. Fire me!
Up in the Air
Up in the Air (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Ryan Bingham: Mr. Gregory hired me, he's the only one who can fire me. You know what, I'm gonna go talk to him.
  2. Natalie Keener: Mr. Bingham...
  3. Ryan Bingham: No, no, you can't follow me, you're on a computer screen.
Up in the Air
Up in the Air (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Ryan Bingham: Try again. Fire me.
  2. Natalie Keener: I just did.
  3. Ryan Bingham: Actually, you didn't. Now, fire me.
Up in the Air
Up in the Air (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Ryan Bingham: That's me hanging up on you.
  2. Craig Gregory: Good. I love that sound.
Kung Fu Panda
Kung Fu Panda (2008) 5 years ago
  1. Master Shifu: But a peach cannot defeat Tai Lung!
Up in the Air
Up in the Air (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Ryan Bingham: Why she wants dozens of reminders of places she hasn't been is beyond me.
Rango
Rango (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Rango: What was that for?
  2. Priscilla: You're funny-looking.
  3. Rango: Well, you're funny-looking too.
  4. Priscilla: That's a funny-looking shirt.
  5. Rango: That's a funny-looking hat.
  6. Priscilla: You've got funny-looking eyes.
  7. Rango: You've got a funny-looking face!
The Blind Side
The Blind Side (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Michael Oher: [gets distracted by balloons]
  2. Coach Cotton: Balloons! They're balloons!
Rango
Rango (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Roadkill: Destiny, she is kind to you.
Rango
Rango (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Priscilla: You're a stranger. Strangers don't last long here.
Rango
Rango (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Beans: You ain't from 'round here, are you?
Rango
Rango (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Rango: It's an art, not a science!
Up in the Air
Up in the Air (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Natalie Keener: I thought I'd be engaged by now, no offense.
  2. Alex Goran: It's alright.
  3. Ryan Bingham: No, it's fine.
Up in the Air
Up in the Air (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Alex Goran: What a weasely prick.
  2. Natalie Keener: Yeah, but what does that make me? Someone who falls for a prick?
Despicable Me
Despicable Me (2010) 5 years ago
  1. Gru: I got the Shrink Ray!
  2. Dr. Nefario: [remains serious]
  3. Gru: Cotton candy!
Spirited Away
Spirited Away (2002) 5 years ago
  1. Chihiro: [leans near elevator wall]
  2. Lin: You wanna lose your nose?!
Spirited Away
Spirited Away (2002) 5 years ago
  1. Kamaji: Here, roasted newt, real quality.
Fantastic Mr. Fox
Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Rat: Y'all are trespassing now, illegally.
Fantastic Mr. Fox
Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Kylie: Okay!
  2. Mr. Fox: This is kind of a big deal, so don't just say 'Okay!'
  3. Kylie: Okay, well thank you.
Big Fish
Big Fish (2003) 5 years ago
  1. Ping: Bob Hope?
  2. Ed Bloom (Young): Bigger.
Julie & Julia
Julie & Julia (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Eric Powell: Lobster killer, lobster killer.
Coraline
Coraline (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Coraline Jones: I almost fell down a well yesterday, mom.
  2. Mel Coraline's Mother/Other Mother: Uh-huh.
  3. Coraline Jones: I could've died.
  4. Mel Coraline's Mother/Other Mother: That's nice.
Coraline
Coraline (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Cat: She hates cats, and tries to keep me out. [head pops out of another tree] But she can't of course, I come and go as I please!
  2. Coraline Jones: The other mother hates cats?!
  3. Cat: Not like any 'mother' I've ever known.
Coraline
Coraline (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Miss Spink: Never wear green in your dressing room!
  2. Miss Forcible: Acquire a very tall stepladder.
  3. Miss Spink: And be very, very careful.
Coraline
Coraline (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Cat: I think I mentioned that I don't like rats at the best of times.
  2. Coraline Jones: I think you might've said something like that.
  3. Cat: It looked like you needed this one, however. [rolls ball forward]
  4. Coraline Jones: Thank you.
Coraline
Coraline (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Cat: I don't like rats at the best of times, but this one was sounding an alarm.
Coraline
Coraline (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Miss Spink: Giraffes don't just fall out of the sky, Miriam! [Taffy bowl falls]
  2. Miss Forcible: Oh! Lord.
Coraline
Coraline (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Miss Spink: I see a very peculiar hand...
  2. Miss Forcible: [turns cup around] I see a giraffe.
Coraline
Coraline (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Coraline Jones: My other mother would get them.
  2. Mel Coraline's Mother/Other Mother: Maybe she should buy all your clothes.
The Emperor's New Groove
The Emperor's New Groove (2000) 5 years ago
  1. Yzma: That's it, Kronk! Break the door down!
  2. Kronk: Break it down? Are ya kidding me? This is hand-carved mahogany.
The Emperor's New Groove
The Emperor's New Groove (2000) 5 years ago
  1. Yzma: Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this!
Up in the Air
Up in the Air (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Natalie Keener: [types furiously]
  2. Ryan Bingham: Are you mad at your computer?
  3. Natalie Keener: I type with purpose.
Up in the Air
Up in the Air (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Alex Goran: I'm a sucker for simulated hospitality.
Up in the Air
Up in the Air (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Alex Goran: He broke up with you over text message?
  2. Ryan Bingham: It's like firing people over the internet.
Up in the Air
Up in the Air (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Natalie Keener: You're so pretty! You're exactly how I wanna look like in 15 years.
  2. Alex Goran: Thank you Natalie!
Up in the Air
Up in the Air (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Natalie Keener: What kind of relationship do you have?
  2. Ryan Bingham: You know, casual.
  3. Natalie Keener: Sounds pretty special.
Up in the Air
Up in the Air (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Ryan Bingham: I'll try my best.
  2. Kara Bingham: Thank you for trying your best.
Enchanted
Enchanted (2007) 5 years ago
  1. Princess Giselle: She's beautiful.
  2. Robert Philip: It's just a statue!
Enchanted
Enchanted (2007) 5 years ago
  1. Robert Philip: It's reality.
  2. Princess Giselle: Well, I think I prefer to be in Andalasia.
  3. Robert Philip: I think I prefer that too!
WALL-E
WALL-E (2008) 5 years ago
  1. Shelby Forthright / BnL CEO: (BnL jingle plays in background) Just shut it off!
Up in the Air
Up in the Air (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Alex Goran: What, you want me to be your date?
  2. Ryan Bingham: I don't want to be the lonely guy at the bar. I want a dance partner, I want a plus one, and if I could stomach it, I'd like it to be you.
The Princess and the Frog
The Princess and the Frog (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Lawrence: Oh! You're so quiet.
The Princess and the Frog
The Princess and the Frog (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Charlotte: Gimme them napkins, quick!
  2. Princess Tiana: What for?
  3. Charlotte: I swear, I'm sweating like a sinner in church!
Despicable Me
Despicable Me (2010) 5 years ago
  1. Agnes: Just one more! I accidentally closed my eyes.
Up in the Air
Up in the Air (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Natalie Keener: I don't get it, why does your sister want a fake photo?
  2. Ryan Bingham: My sister's kooky, she thinks this is charming, like that gnome thing.
  3. Natalie Keener: No, I meant why would she want a picture in front of the St. Louis airport?
Up in the Air
Up in the Air (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Natalie Keener: [breaks into tears] Brian left me!
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch... (2005) 5 years ago
  1. Edmund Pevensie: But that's a girl's coat!
  2. Peter Pevensie: I know.
Hairspray
Hairspray (2007) 5 years ago
  1. Wilbur Turnblad: This is America, babe. You gotta think big to be big!
  2. Edna Turnblad: Big ain't the problem in this family, Wilbur.
Up in the Air
Up in the Air (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Natalie Keener: It's a cocoon of self-banishment!
  2. Ryan Bingham: Wow, big words!
Rio
Rio (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Blu: There are about 40 species of flightless birds!
  2. Jewel: Duck!
  3. Blu: No, ducks can fly.
  4. Jewel: No, DUCK!
Rio
Rio (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Jewel: Incredible! You'd rather be with a human, than with your own kind!
  2. Blu: Well, that human has given me love and affection for the past fifteen years, whereas my own kind tries to strangle me after fifteen seconds!
Rio
Rio (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Linda: It was very nice of you to step in and squawk around and throw my bird, but now it's time for you to go.
Rio
Rio (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Blu: I'm not an ostrich!
The Emperor's New Groove
The Emperor's New Groove (2000) 5 years ago
  1. Yzma: Well, he ain't getting any dead-er!
Despicable Me
Despicable Me (2010) 5 years ago
  1. Edith: Can I drink this?
  2. Dr. Nefario: Do you want to explode?
Rio
Rio (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Jewel: I guess love is deaf, too.
The Blind Side
The Blind Side (2009) 5 years ago
  1. S.J. Tuohy: Sticks and stones?
  2. Leigh Anne Tuohy: You know what, S.J. just, just keep filming. [forces S.J.'s head toward the field]
The Blind Side
The Blind Side (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Leigh Anne Tuohy: I said you could thank me later...it's later, Bert.
The Blind Side
The Blind Side (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Michael Oher: Mrs. Tuohy?
  2. Leigh Anne Tuohy: I hear 'Mrs. Tuohy,' and I look over my shoulder for my mother-in-law.
Rio
Rio (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Pedro: You've got some pigeon doo-doo on your nose...
Rio
Rio (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Blu: And you know what, I hate samba!
  2. Nico: [cries]
  3. Pedro: Hey, that's a little too far.
  4. Nico: Make the mean bird take it back!
Rio
Rio (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Raphael: I like you! Nothing you say makes any sense!
Rango
Rango (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Rattlesnake Jake: One bullet...I tip my hat to you, one legend to another.
Rio
Rio (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Blu: Keep it simple...thrust, lift, drag...w-w-WAIT!!
Rio
Rio (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Raphael: Tell her, 'You have beautiful eyes'.
  2. Blu: Oh, yeah. I got this... 'I have beautiful eyes'.
How to Train Your Dragon
How to Train Your Dragon (2010) 5 years ago
  1. Hiccup: Okay! You got me, I've been making outfits!
Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who!
Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who! (2008) 5 years ago
  1. Horton: And now the fists are flying, and the second guy picks up a brick! And you might wanna zip up the pouch for this next one... "Alright, fat boy, you want some of this?"
Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who!
Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who! (2008) 5 years ago
  1. Horton: We can start a secret society that controls the balance of power in the world, and no one else can join unless they wear a funny hat!
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (Ice Age 3)
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (Ice Age 3) (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Manny: When, exactly, did you lose your mind?
  2. Buck: About three months ago! I woke up and I was married to a pineapple! An UGLY pineapple... but I loved her!
The Blind Side
The Blind Side (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Sean Tuohy: What? I'm right? How do those words feel coming out of your mouth?
  2. Leigh Anne Tuohy: Like vinegar.
Julie & Julia
Julie & Julia (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Madame Brassart: Miss Child, you have no real talent for cooking, but the Americans will never know the difference!
  2. Julia Child: (mockingly) Blah, blah... *sticks tongue and out blows rasberry at her*
Julie & Julia
Julie & Julia (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Eric Powell: Why don't you write a blog about how much you love Queens?
  2. Julie Powell: A short blog.
Kung Fu Panda
Kung Fu Panda (2008) 5 years ago
  1. Master Shifu: Po, you're alive! Or we're both dead.
Up in the Air
Up in the Air (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Bob: And, without benefits, I guess I can hold my daughter as she suffers from her asthma!
Up in the Air
Up in the Air (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Ryan Bingham: I tell people how to avoid commitment.
  2. Kara Bingham: What kind of a f*cked up message is that?!
Ratatouille
Ratatouille (2007) 5 years ago
  1. Colette: You think cooking is a cute job, eh? Like mommy in the kitchen? Well mommy never had to face the dinner rush where all the meals are different and none are simple with all the different cooking times and they must all arrive at the customer's table at exactly the same time, hot and perfect! Every second counts, and you cannot be mommy!
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch... (2005) 5 years ago
  1. Peter Pevensie: If he tells us to hurry, one more time, I'm gonna turn him into a big, fluffy hat!
  2. Mr. Beaver: Come on, hurry up!
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch... (2005) 5 years ago
  1. Jadis the White Witch: You'll love it there, Edmund. It has whole rooms simply stuffed with Turkish Delight.
  2. Edmund Pevensie: Couldn't I have some more now?
  3. Jadis the White Witch: NO! ...I wouldn't want to ruin your appetite.
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch... (2005) 5 years ago
  1. Susan Pevensie: Come on, Peter, "Gastro vascular".
  2. Peter Pevensie: Is it Latin?
  3. Susan Pevensie: Yes.
  4. Edmund Pevensie: Is it Latin for, "Worst game ever invented"?
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch... (2005) 5 years ago
  1. Susan Pevensie: Besides, we could all use the fresh air!
  2. Edmund Pevensie: Not like there isn't any air inside.
Hairspray
Hairspray (2007) 5 years ago
  1. Amber Von Tussle: You have to vote for a person, Corny, not one of the Himalayas.
  2. Corny Collins: Always the charmer, Amber.
Fantastic Mr. Fox
Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Ash: There's alot of attitudes going around here. Don't make me get one.
  2. Kristofferson: It's just-
  3. Ash: Sleep wherever you want, man. Here, take my bed. I'll just crawl under the bookcase. Who cares if I get splinters in my ears?
  4. Kristofferson: Never mind.
  5. Ash: Oh, you gonna pout about it? 'Cause I've had it up to here with the sad house guest routine!
Up in the Air
Up in the Air (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Natalie Keener: Isn't ten million just a number?
  2. Ryan Bingham: Pi is just a number.