John's Review of Sorority Row
Another cookie cutter bore-fest for tweens to waste their parents money on. It took me about halfway through the movie before I realized that this movie was a remake and not a parody. Flat humor coulpled with tedious suspense and a flagrentely unrealistic depiction of greek life make this movie almost unwatchable. Rumor Willis is a great example of unnecessarily pushing star blood lines as her part was tremendously over-acted and shallow. Also what the hell did they do to poor Carrie Fisher.... Put a metal bikini on her and chain her to a giant space slug because this is just embarassing.