Want-to-See Movies
Rating History
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Dead Man (1995)
What sort of "UFO - Target Earth" flashbacks and stupid cuts and "dazzling" spinning shots . . . God-awful bore. Fuck... DIE QUICKER!!! The little kid in "Role Models" did a better death scene. At least it only lasted 4 seconds and made its point nicely, thank you very much. I think everybody who watched this shitty crap died a little. Certainly some brain cells committed suicide in protest of the body continuing to expose the eyes and ears to this. Keep 'em comin' Jim. . . Who?
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UFO: Target Earth (1974)
What a boring, stupid, waste of 80 minutes. Incoherent story about some kind of invasion with terrible effects and some sort of flashbacks/light show. Do not bother with the crappiest movie made in the 70's. At least Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (another lousy movie) was campy.
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John Carter (2012)
What a nightmare! At least 40 minutes too long. I fell asleep at the very end. After that torture I missed the last 5 minutes. If it ever just happens to be on and my timing is perfect I'll see the last 5 minutes just because. That is the best I can say - just because. Otherwise I'll never know how the crap ended. Don't care much at all. Edgar Rice Wells or H.G. Burroughs . . . who can tell? ZZZZZZZZZZ
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Willow (1988)
The over-the-top "indiana Jones" soundtrack here and there really sucked. An otherwise cutesy movie gets halved in rating for this. Way too distracting. I discovered this when I got it as a gift (among other things) for my wife as a memento of some past fun times. We both watched it and commented almost at the same time how we didn't recall the dreadful music the first time years ago. Didn't finish it and will never see it again.
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Hitman (2007)
A lot of Bond movies were no better than this and in fact some of them bored the shit out of me. This movie wasn't bad. Just for that comparison alone I rate it better.
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