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Rating History

Immortals
Immortals (2011)
4 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes

I should be kicked in the dick for even giving this 20%. I downloaded this and still managed to waste my money...think about that one.

Bad Teacher
Bad Teacher (2011)
4 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes

I thought this shit was hilarious. Segel seems to be gold in everything he does. I find it hilarious that critics were suprized that the jokes were crude or thought the storyline lacked depth. For that I say your dick/snatch muscle lacks depth.

"I'm dry-fuckin' the shit out of you"

Moneyball
Moneyball (2011)
4 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes

I am the type of guy that watches baseball in the playoffs. This movie made me hate that I don't watch during the season. Remembering the story from when I lived it was fantastic. This may be the best sports movie ever.

The Collector
The Collector (2009)
4 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes
½

Plenty of plot holes but semi entertaining. The definition of a high school gore movies. Boobs were 30% of the review.

Bronson
Bronson (2009)
4 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes

Ever a face full of pud doesn't ruin this one. Hardy shows every person who doubts his ability that his dick is bigger than theirs, literally and figurativly (you know what I mean). Bronson has some classic moments and is the first film I have seen that meets the Clockwork Orange standard. Violent, artistic, and CLASSIC!