Dale B Markoff MD's Movie Ratings - Rotten Tomatoes

Movie Ratings and Reviews

Need For Speed

Trying to make a PS2 game into a movie definitely did not work out.

Apocalypse Now

Great movie. You must watch it completely naked.

Drive
Drive(2011)

Time magazine calls it "Artsy" Newsday says "Spectacular" I say its the best picture of the year so far. Fantastic plot, music and casting. Amazing.

X-Men: First Class
½

Great prequel to the X-Men movies. Some events were different from the comics such as Mystique and Professor X's relationship and how Prof. X came to lose his ability to walk. In the comics Shadow King paralyzed him.

Blade Runner
Blade Runner(1982)
½

Amazing movie with an outstanding soundtrack of electonic music by Van Gelis

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1

Time magazine calls it "Emotional" and says it has "Dramatic turns that will leave you breathless"

The People Under The Stairs

what you never seen a brother before? -I dont have a brother.

Inception
Inception(2010)

With it's intricate twists and turns, "Inception" is one of the most creative movies ever made. Being climatic all the way through, and finally dropping you off to the complex ending that could have gone two ways.

Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging

Screw you angus and all of your thongs you piece of crap asswhipe. They should sell all of the members of the cast to Albanian drug lords.

Army of Darkness

So funny i laughed my balls off and they went all the way to the asian cleaners. The asian woman told me she saw them an hour ago and they were heading east. That began my journey of finding my testicals. I tracked them all the way to france, where they were living in a one bedroom apartment. They told me I wasn't welcome, but I came in anyway. I have lived with them ever since.

Epic Movie
Epic Movie(2007)

This extremely bad movie is directed by a mentally retarded director. Movies made to be funny this day in age mostly suck except for the "scary movie" series.

Sex Drive
Sex Drive(2008)

This film's lack of intelligence and preverse diolect towards one another, creates an ingenious atmosphere. This movie required little to no thought.

Invasion of the Body Snatchers
½

Frightning and suspenceful movie.

Toy Story 3
Toy Story 3(2010)

Pixar has done it once again with its amazing talent to continuously produce great movies after all these years. This is probably their best.

The Gingerdead Man
½

Holy shit this movie was hysterical. Gary Bussey is a crazy. Just a very funny movie all around.

The Crazies
The Crazies(2010)

Time magazine calls it an "Intense and suspenseful movie." The Crazies was great.

Freddy vs. Jason
½

Entertaining but pretty much a joke. Nothing anyone said was serious what so ever.

The Ugly Truth

Very profound and perverted. This movie makes one dislike Gerard Butler.

Gone Baby Gone
½

Very tense and insane movie. Great acting and cast.

My Soul to Take
½

So funny, and very entertaining. I loved it. 3D was a stupid idea.

Red
Red(2010)

Hell of a movie. Great acting, great cast, great plot.

Ultimate Avengers II
½

Action packed movie with great heroes.

Kill Bill: Volume 1

Very weird movie. But Great storyline and Amazing acting.

Paycheck
Paycheck(2003)

Acting-Bad Storyline-Bad

Hancock
Hancock(2008)

There could have ben a better storyline.

A Bug's Life
A Bug's Life(1998)
½

I loved it. Probably my favorite Pixar movie. Great animation.

Halloween H2O/Mother's Boys

Great Halloween sequal. Great acting. It is pretty scary.

Halloween II
Halloween II(1981)

Not so good of a storyline. The first was much better.

Halloween
Halloween(1978)
½

Classic movie. Great horror movie. It was pretty scary.

The Exorcist
The Exorcist(1973)
½

Pretty good for its time but, if you watch it now it's like "wow that was stupid".

Scary Movie 4

A pretty funny movie but the 3rd one was better.

Scary Movie 3

an ok movie. probably the best scary movie out of all 4.

Disaster Movie

Horrible movie all around.

Back to the Future

Cool movie. Brought out the science fiction in movies.

The Matrix Reloaded
½

Amazing action scenes but the first one had a little bit of a better storyline. Although I did like this one better.

Live Free or Die Hard

Pretty good movie best movie out of the die hard series.

Doctor Strange
½

Great marvel movie and a cool storyline. Great animation.

Punisher: War Zone

even worse than tho other.

Meet the Robinsons

not a bad movie. Great disney movie.

The Shawshank Redemption
½

Outstanding movie. Great acting and fliming jobs done by everyone. Also, it had an Amazing storyline.

Saving Private Ryan
½

Spielberg once again creates a great film. Very intense at some points. Great acting jobs done by all actors.

Mission: Impossible III

Very action packed movie. Tom Cruise is a great actor. Best Mission Impossible Yet.

Coraline
Coraline(2009)

Creepy, freaky and weird movie. Henry Slick has done a good job on this film. Very cool and odd storyline. Nicely done.

Superman Returns
½

Pretty good movie. It had a good storyline and good actors to fill the parts. Kind of odd at some points but it had its ups and downs.

Spider-Man 2
Spider-Man 2(2004)
½

Great movie and a great storyline. Awsome acting jobs by all charecters.

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
½

I am a fan of marvel comics but I don't think Tim Story did a good job on this film. Granted, it was better than the first but the acting could have ben better and so could the storyline.

War of the Worlds
½

A good movie. It had its ups and downs.

The Hills Have Eyes

An ok movie with very gory and creepy scenes.

Superman
Superman(1978)
½

Good movie. Just like the comics. Great job done by all actors.

X2: X-Men United
½

Great movie. Better than 1 and 3.

Up
Up(2009)

Very Good movie. Animation was done to perfection. Pete Docter has created a Perfect movie.

Darkness
Darkness(2004)

BADD Movie. and very stupid

Iron Man
Iron Man(2008)
½

Good movie. Great acting and casted well with polished special effects, Iron Man is above your average superhero film. Looking forward to the sequal.

The Shining
The Shining(1980)
½

Freaky and Spooky at the same time. Jack Nicholson played a great part.

Big Fish
Big Fish(2003)

Cool Story line and very emotional.

The Silence of the Lambs

Great Story line. One of my favorite horror movies. Anthony Hopkins is a great actor.

The Dark Knight
½

Great movie. Very action packed. Heath Ledger did a great job as the joker. The best DC comic movie i have seen since Superman Returns.

Saw
Saw(2004)
½

An Ok movie but a little odd at some points.

Mirrors
Mirrors(2008)

Bad movie all around.

Orphan
Orphan(2009)

Dumb story line and retarded movie.

Hey Arnold! The Movie

Good movie for children. Well what can i say i am one!

Watchmen
Watchmen(2009)
½

Very action packed but did not meet my expectations. it was very drawn out and slow at some points. And very dramatical.

Paul Blart: Mall Cop
½

an Ok movie but not funny or a good story line. I thought it was kind of retarded that they began taking over the mall while the cop was at the arcade. It was stupid

Step Brothers

A very short and funny movie. Could have ben longer and perhaps a better story line. Otherwise it made me laugh.

Jaws
Jaws(1975)

Outstanding movie with great action.

The Descent
The Descent(2006)

Very scary movie with a lot of action but did not meet my expectations.

Jason Bourne Collection

Action packed thriller. It kept me on the edge of my seat the whole time. Matt Damen is a phenomenal actor.

Inglourious Basterds

Well thoughtout, serious and funny at the same time. Tarantino work of art. He really knows how to combine Genres.

Tombstone
Tombstone(1993)
½

Val Kilmer and Kurt Russel other wise known as Doc Holiday and Wyatt Erp make an outstanding team in this great western.

X-Men: The Last Stand

The other 2 were much better. Terrible storyline. Terrible acting. It's weird because the true X-men fans Hated this movie. But the People who know nothing about X-men loved this movie.