RorytheRetrokid's Movie Ratings - Rotten Tomatoes

Movie Ratings and Reviews

Baby Geniuses

honestly. this movie is just as bad as the sequel. i honestly think it is sad to make babies actors, they are not.

Final rating: WTF

Mamma Mia!
Mamma Mia!(2008)

Seriously this movie is pure crap, the actors cannot sing for crap, another thing i hate about the movie is that it is overrated, the only thing i even liked about this movie is the fact that it has music by ABBA

Final rating: Shizer

Sex and the City 2

This movie is very bland, seriously it smells like crap mixed with Links diarreha

Final rating: WTF

The Karate Kid

Update 11th june 2010: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?! 66%?!?!

There are several flaws in the movie

1. It takes place in China, karate is from Okinawa, which is now part of Japan

2. The character does not do Karate, instead the character does kung fu

3. It does not have the same or a similar plot to the original movie

Final rating: WTF

Animal Farm
Animal Farm(1954)
½

This movie was pretty good, though it has some flaws, here some of the flaws:

1. Its nowhere as violent as the book

2. there is no mention of the propaganda the pigs made against Pilkington

3. there was a second revolution like what happened in China

Overall it was better than the 1999 version

Final rating: good

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

This movie is possibly the greatest movie Sacha Baron Cohen ever starred in.

Final rating: Outstanding

Bolt
Bolt(2008)
½

Its a pretty good movie i would rate it 100% if miley cyrus was not in it

final rating: good

Brazil
Brazil(1985)

This movie is pretty good. but i dont understand why Roger Ebert given it a Retarded review

Final rating: Outstanding

Rock-a-Doodle

THIS MOVIE FUCKING SUCKS!!

Final rating: WTF

Let It Be
Let It Be(1970)

We all here know i am a big time Beatles fan, well this movie rocks!! Its about the rooftop concert in 1969 a year before the Beatles broke up and released the album Let it be

final rating: Outstanding

Monsters, Inc.

This movie is my favourite Pixar movie excluding the toy story movies.

I remember seeing a trailer and i thought, holy shit. this movie is great

Final rating: Outstanding

Hannah Montana: Miley Says Goodbye?

FUCK YEAH!! SHE IS GOING!!!

WE KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS TO ANTI-DISNEY PEOPLE!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZYGxHVyCwI

Final rating: WTF

The Hottie and the Nottie

WTF. This movie is not a comedy its more like some porno movie and the porn is not sexy

final rating: WTF

Cool as Ice
Cool as Ice(1991)

This movie is plain shite, i hate Vanilla Ice entirely because he sampled "under pressure" by Queen and David Bowie 2 of some of my long list of favourite artists, trust me i hate him because of that

Final Rating: WTF

Theodore Rex
Theodore Rex(1995)

Is this movie supposed to be funny? did dinosaurs die out 65 million years ago? well if its supposed to be funny its not not even the Viking, Hawaiian, Mexican or Scottish stereotypes amused me. i thought this movie is a joke

Final rating: WTF

How to Train Your Dragon

This movie is the best 3D movie along with avatar and the best movie of 2010, the animation is just brilliant

Final rating: Outstanding

Kick-Ass
Kick-Ass(2010)

this movie is fun, it delivers what it promises.

the movie should say alone IT IS KICK ASS! though i am digusted that in Britain it got rated 15, they should change the rating to 12.

final rating: outstanding

Toy Story 3
Toy Story 3(2010)

AVAST!! A 3RD ONE AFTER ABOUT 10 YEARS!

This movie is just as great as the first 2 movies, its surprising as most sequels suck to hell and back.

final rating: outstanding

Father Ted: Tentacles of Doom & The Old Grey Whistle Theft

Happy ST Patricks day!!!

Because its saint Patricks day i will review an Irish program

Father Ted is the best program to come out of Ireland

that is all

Lady Gaga - LoveGame

OK, i will not review this video or whatever it is but, LADY GAGA SUCKS!!! She has no talent, she claims to be influenced by David bowie one of my favourite musicians, maybe in the glam rock image but not in her music!! i call her music slut pop, she looks aweful. listen to the artists i said in my jonas brothers 3d concert experience

Jennifer's Body

THIS MOVIE FUCKING SUCKS AND SO DOES MEGAN FOX!!!

Final rating: WTF

Up
Up(2009)

This movie was Exciting as it was funny.

it is basically about an old man and a child who go to south america.

the movie is the best movie of 2009

Final rating: outstanding

Jaws
Jaws(1975)

Its a very effective horror movie. the reason why it got 80% is only one reason I find it vastly overrated

final rating:good

Batman & Robin

OMG. this movie is pure shit mixed with elephant vomit. It has an awful script, awful effects and not exiting at all

final rating: WTF

Lilo & Stitch

one of my favourite movies off all time. my favourite character is stitch. also the first movie i watched with music by Elvis Presley

Philadelphia
Philadelphia(1993)

This movie is actually a pretty great movie. What i like the most is that it has the song streets of philadelphia by bruce springsteen

Final rating: Outstanding

Family Guy - Blue Harvest

I have to admit, this is overrated, what i hate the most about it is that it is going along with this fucking cliche of parodying star wars. i have to admit, CAN THEY JUST STOP FUCKING PARODYING STAR WARS?!?! its become a cliche is it like as late as 2056 the 3 stooges will be parodied?

Final rating: WTF

Barney's Great Adventure

A horrible TV show made in to a god awful movie, dont watch this movie, for some reason Roger Ebert liked this movie

of u hate barney watch these vids

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w9sYPT0CkQ&feature=channel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fZ1oLjyqEI&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTbRsq2eB8A&feature=related

BARNEY IS EVIL!

Kidz Bop Kids - Kidz Bop: The Videos

Kidz bop is shite. who would bastardize the lyrics of songs. thats all

Alone in the Dark

you all know here I like horror movies, well this one smells like shite

Uwe Boll in my opinion is now worst than Ed Wood, the Nostalgia Critic was so right about this movie, never waste your time and money on this piece of sheep diarreha, if there's anything I would rather do I would rather slice off my legs with a chainsaw

Final Rating: WTF

Happy Tree Friends - Season 1: Volume 3

happy tree friends is one of my favourite shows of all time. its funny, bloody and graphic my favourite characters are petunia and giggles


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=165VjNKRNdw

Star Wars: Holiday Special

This movie is the worst star wars movie of all time, no wonder George Lucas wants to act like it does not exist.

here are some bad things about it:

1.poor animation, even the mario and zelda CDI games have better animation

2.cant understand the wookies(PUT SOME GODDAMN SUBTITLES!!)

3.Bad acting

see the nostalgia critics review of this movie plz

Disaster Movie

the movie itself is a disaster its hardly funny and painfully unfunny. its about characters from tv shows and movies in a horrible excuse for a mashup of a movie.

never watch this movie i would rather eat my own diarreha

Death to Jason Friedberg and Aaron seltzer and this movie!!!


Final rating: WTF

The Princess and the Frog

FINALLY!!

A disney movie thats not CGI!(i have nothing against CGI movies except CGI movies are killing traditional animation in my opinion) its a great movie i suggest seeing it

The Frog Prince

A horrible rip-off never buy a rip-off please

Toy Story
Toy Story(1995)

Hi everybody Rory.m is here and currently i am listening to Elvis presley

Toy story is one of my favourite movies off all time the sequel is pretty good according to IMDb the 3rd one in the UK it will be released on 23 July 2010

A Hard Day's Night

This movie has to be the greatest movie that stars the Beatles

the songs are great my favourites are

1.i should have known better

2.if i fell

3.im happy just to dance with you

4. a hard days night

if you are a big beatles fan i suggest watching it

Grease
Grease(1978)

the movie grease is one of my movies off all time it has some great and catchy songs my favourite being "greased lightnin". so go buy the movie but stay away from high school musical plese also check out my review of high school musical

The Twilight Saga: New Moon

Honestly do i have to say this again? This movie is much worse than the original

Final rating: WTF

Twilight
Twilight(2008)

the movie is shite(a British/Irish way of saying the s-word). its boring and stupid. how can a vampire survive sunlight?! THEY HATE IT!!

final rating:WTF?

Ducktales - Volume 1

The 1980s was a great decade in 1983 Nintendo released the NES-or famicom as it was called in Japan-in Japan released 2 years later in 1985 in North America, the soviet union and communism started to collapse and there were great movies, cartoons and music.


Ducktales is in my opinion the best cartoon of the 80s along with Teenage mutant ninja turtles, Alvin and the chipmunks and Count duckula.

it was about Huey, duwey and Louie and Scrooge Mcduck and their adventures, Donald duck played a small role.

final rating:outstanding

High School Musical

the movie is crap the songs are shite one of them has together in the title WE ARE NOT TOGETHER!! North korea and South korea are not together! people dont get along well sonmetimes like the Turks and the Kurds, the Japanese and the Chinese(historical) or the French and the British(historical) disney has gone down in the 80s there was Ducktales which was great but miley cyrus, jonass bros and high school musical are all shite Ducktales was great plus this movie rips-off grease from the 1970s

Good Burger
Good Burger(1997)

AGH! one of the worst movies off all time! hardly funny the only reason a laughed because this movie is so stupid and retarded

its about 2 teenagers who work in a fast food place

below is a link to the nostalgia critics review

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2o2sJ7iTnI

Avatar
Avatar(2009)

Avatar is the best movie of the 2000s. just great. my favourite part is the battle

final rating:outstanding

Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert Tour

Miley cyrus is just a spoiled brat there are naked pictures of her on the internet her music is shite stay the feck(an irish way and less ofnsive way of saying fuck) away from her please

Hannah Montana - The Complete First Season

Hannah montana is shite(a British/Irish and less offensive way of saying shit)the plot is stupid it revolves around a girl who is normal during the day but at night a popstar. that is the worst plot ever. fine i have a plot for a Tv show I portray an ordinary French man called Charles Sarkozy who lives in bordeaux in the west of France during the day he works for a store that repairs computers and video game consoles but at night he works under the name of Pierre France and makes the French version of star trek.as the angry video game nerd says "what were they thinking"

Ed Wood
Ed Wood(1994)

This movie is one of my favourite movies of all time, ed wood is the worst director of all time and it makes fun of him as well as celebrates him

final rating:outstanding

Casper
Casper(1995)

this movie is just fucking awful. the special effects are quite good for the 1990s but is hardly funny

watch the nostalgia critics review of this cowafucking piece of dog shit (from the teenage mutant ninja turtles review by the angry video game nerd)

2012
2012(2009)

OK i have not seen this movie but, IT SUCKS ANYWAY!!

The 2012 theory is bullcrap, people have predicted the end of the world for millenniums, people said in the year 666 AD it would end same for the years 1000 AD and 1999 AD, but it never happened.

it actually says in the ancient mayan calender its the end of a cycle, not the fecking(an Irish way of saying the f-word) world

plus earth has a magnetic field this protects our planet from things like the solar wind we have gone through a lot on this planet, no matter what

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III

Epic fucking fail

go on screwattack and see the angry video game nerds review of this shitty movie

Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat

I tried to resist this movie when i was younger then my teacher showed it to me it was a pile of GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING BULLSHIT!! please never show this to me again as the Angry video game nerd said once "i`d rather have a buffalo take a diarreha dump in my ear"

Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope

one of my favourite sci-fi movies of all time

Spirited Away

only 1 sentence to say. my favourite japanese movie of all time and fecking great

3 Ninjas
3 Ninjas(1992)

in my opinion a horrible excuse of a crossover of teenage mutant ninja turtles and home alone

ONLY 3 WORDS

EPIC FUCKING FAIL

Pokemon the First Movie - Mewtwo vs. Mew

Ok i am a big pokemon fan and despite i like this movie. But it is just god awful i will tell you why

1. The first movie? how retarded is that?

2. it does not explain pokemon

3. its hypocritical, its like if in the 60s Charlie Manson said murder is wrong

Final rating: WTF

Wayne's World

one on my favourite movies off all time. I have to admit its silly and hilarious at the same time. my favourite part is the bohemian rhapsody part where they sing to bohemian rhapsody by queen

The Next Karate Kid

myself i am a fan of the karate kid movies and this one is by far the worst in my opinion. below is a link of the nostalgia critics review of it either copy it where the url goes or click it

this movie is an epic fucking fail

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/12382-nextkaratekid

Star Trek
Star Trek(2009)

i am a huge star trek and sci-fi fan

this movie is one of my favourite movies from 2009 i like everything to do with it except 1 thing the plot was a bit confusing for me

so final score out of 100%?

around 80-89%

School of Rock

jack black is hilarious and so is this movie

Neil Young: Heart of Gold

this is just freaking great i am a fan of neil young if you are a fan of him like me you should see it

Showgirls
Showgirls(1995)

One of the most disturbing, nasty and sexual movies off all time

IT WAS AN EPIC FUCKING FAIL!!!

AND ITS NOW A CULT CLASSIC LIKE THE SUPER MARIO BROS MOVIE

Little Panda Fighter

a horrible rip-off of kung fu panda. whoever made this should me shot in the head and genitals. its about a panda who wishes to become a ballet dancer and another wish to do kung fu.

never touch this please. if you see a copy steal it from a store then destroy it

death to the creators

the creators like to have sex with inamitate objects

Rocky III
Rocky III(1982)

Rocky 3 is actually a pretty good sequel i didnt see any flaws in it

this movie introduced Hulk Hogan, Mr T and Eye of the tiger

final rating: Outstanding

Super Mario Bros.

This movie is just fucking awful. i am a big gamer and a huge mario fan but this movie is a discrace to the italian/italian american plumbers legacy

here are the flaws:

mario is played by a british man

luigi is played by a person from somewhere like mexico, chile or brazil

goombas look nothing like the ones in the game same with bowser

marios last name is mario and luigis last name is mario as mario is luigis dad

watch the nostalgia critics review of it he was so right below is a link either click it or copy it into where the url gos

http://www.thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/187-super-mario-brothers-the-movie

Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience

the jonas bros suck ass they cannot play guitar, they rip off too many good songs, they are unoriginal

listen to: the beatles, bob dylan, neil young, the rolling stones, the who, elvis presley, led zeppelin, black sabbath, judas priest, deep purple, ac/dc, aerosmith, the sex pistols, the clash, eagles, metallica, queen, slayer, megadeth, iron maiden, nirvana, weezer, pearl jam, jimi hendrix, billy joel, elton john, bruce springsteen, stevie wonder, green day, europe, bill haley, chuck berry, little richard, cliff richard, survivor, fleetwood mac, linkin park, slipknot, Marilyn manson ect..

Alien
Alien(1979)

I watched this last night and it scared the fucking shit out of me this one of the best sci-fi and horror movies of all time

you should see it

Monty Python's Life of Brian

This movie in my opinion is the best monty python movie.

Its about a man called Brian who is constantly mistaken for jesus.

I will never understand why people think is blasphemous after all I am an atheist.

Final rating: outstanding

Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2

no comment other than epic fucking fail

whoever made this movie should be killed by a person with an AK-47

Rocky
Rocky(1976)

this movie is an inspiring movie and one of the greatest movies of all time.

Its about an underdog boxer who rises up

The music is great my favourite of coarse being the theme "gonna fly now"

Bebe's Kids
Bebe's Kids(1992)

ARGH! The movie is one of the worst animated movies off all time, its unfunny boring and stupid, it has constant rap songs WHAT NEXT?!?! a movie with constant 80s pop songs???

below is a link its the nostalgia critics review

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/17012-bebes-kids

The Wizard of Oz

The wizard of oz is arguably one of the best movies of all time. whether you have seen it or no it is one of the most important movies in the history of motion picture.


you should see it, rent it, buy it, download it legaly what the bloody hell!

Ricky 1
Ricky 1(1988)

This movie is awful here are some of the painfully unfunny gags:

male stripper wearing horse head

gigilo and dresses like a rabbit

porographic phone call buisness

officer boner

guy giving a blowjob to a blowup doll

x-ray, y-ray

bobbing and weiving

a bunch of farting noises

a guy talking with his hand weiring a gas mask

its a parody of rocky but

NO FINAL COMMENT OTHER THAN EPIC FUCKING FAIL!

you should see the angry video game nerds review of this movie