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Movie Ratings and Reviews

The Dark Knight
½

no one can resist the charming smile of a madman...
...who robs a mafia-owned bank, rigs the heist so that all his accomplices kill each other, takes all of the mafia's money, $60,000,000, then personally confronts every one of the mafia bosses at the same time, and stuns them with a magic pencil trick.

Black Dynamite
½

it may be bigger than you, and it may be bigger than me, but it ain't bigger than you AND me, can you dig it?

The Giant Claw
½

some movies are so terrible that they transcend the mortal realm of what was intended and instead become something so spectacular that you dare not blink for fear of missing a second.

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

ever seen a GIANT ANTIMATTER SPACE BUZZARD?

no? have a look then:
http://www.bmoviegraveyard.com/reviews/G/GiantClaw/giantclaw018.jpg

q: what has this to do with twilight?
a: nothing.

q: what has twilight to do with vampires?
a: nothing.

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Avatar(2009)
½

+ nice visuals
+ blue thundercats
+ plug'n play animals
+ did i mention blue thundercats?

- same story as dances with wolves
- same story as pocahontas
- same story as princess mononoke
- same story as last samurai
- makes even less sense than the 4 above together