C.B. Rodriguez's Profile - Rotten Tomatoes

Want-to-See Movies

This user has no Want to See movie selections yet.

Want-to-See TV

This user has no Want to See TV selections yet.

Rating History

The Adjustment Bureau
5 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes

The premise alone is enough to make the movie watchable, but under its strong romantic plot is a deep philosophical/religious debate and critique masquerading as a fantasy film without being preachy. Nolfi's gonna have a good career if this is any indication.

Due Date
Due Date (2010)
5 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes

For a comedy, it serves its purpose, but 'Due Date' is nothing to get giddy about. Its writing and plot are completely silly, but Galifianakis and Downey, Jr do a fantastic job with what they are given. Galifianakis's ridiculous antics balance very well with Downey, Jr's pent-up straight man attitude, and, frankly, they are the only reason to watch this movie. The humour is sparse, but quite funny in an "I can't believe this is happening" kind of way, which doesn't work for everyone, but I find great.
All in all, it's a fun way to blow a few hours with friends. It's no Oscar winner, but it's worth a watch, if you can watch it for little-to-no cost.

Children of Men
6 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes

In one word, this film is a masterpiece. The vision it paints of a true and believable dystopia blew me away. Every time I see it, I notice one little detail that makes the setting so much more realistic. From zebras as pets to rampant pollution, not a stone goes untouched in this grim and gritty Britain of a very realistic future.

Cuarón's amazing directorial skills are shown in all their brilliance. The epic six-minute long shot near the end sent chills thru my spine. The camera work is very fourth wall cinema; shaky and very much a part of the action, which serves only to keep us, the audience, all the more thrilled by what's going on. You get the feeling that everything in this film is deliberate. From the tiniest actions to the biggest of fights, you can tell Cuarón knew it all before even walking on the set.

The acting is a thing of art. Clive Owen as the reluctant hero Theo is perfect. His deadpan, bleak expressions and mannerisms, as well as his excellently uninterested delivery paint a wondrous picture of a man who?like the world around him?has lost all hope and it is the best performances of his career. Among the myriad of supporting characters, Michael Caine especially shines. He's so captivating that many times you'll completely forget that it's the mid-21st century for whole scenes at a time.

If ever there was a film that could throw raw emotion into hypothetical futures, it's 'Children of Men'. Imagine a world without children; I'm willing to bet that it's no where near as realistic or as depressing as Cuarón's. I highly recommend this movie to anyone.

The Last Airbender
6 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes

Speaking as someone who wasn't a militant fan of Nickelodeon's 'Avatar', but always praised its cinematic mastery, I can see two sides of the 'Airbender' issue. For the most part, there are three groups in the debate:
a) Those who hated it because it ruined the show's good name.
b) Those who hated it because it was a terrible movie, regardless of being based off a TV show.
c) Those who liked it ? and probably were either asleep or on hallucinogens.

I fit squarely between Groups A and B. From a fan's perspective, 'Airbender' has ruined 'Avatar', which is world-renown for its beautiful imagery, believable characters, flowing plot, and incredible mythology. The movie captures none of this. While watching, I felt, in all honesty, as if Shamylan had skimmed through the Wikipedia page for the show and then decided to pen the script. The main characters don't even have their names pronounced correctly, which in any case is a complete disregard for or respect for the source material.

Now speaking as a film lover and from the perspective of a non-fan, 'Airbender' is still terrible. The plot?should you choose to call it that?is laughably condensed and incoherent. From the very start, I guarantee utter confusion. Why do Katara and Sokka (pronounced "sok-uh") help Aang (pronounced "ang") anyway? Why don't the Earthbenders even try to fight the Fire Nation? How did Aang get incased in ice? How could his master have been black if the entire series involved only East Asian-looking peoples? Shamylan felt as if he could fit an epic-in-scope, 22 episode long animé into 2 hours. He couldn't.

The cinematography is god-awful. Even without glasses this movie gave me the three D's: dark, dreary, and dull. The fight scenes look ridiculous?just people flailing like idiots. The series purposely avoided this by prescribing a different martial art to each element, but the film doesn't even try, and all we're left with is grown men looking like children in a McDonald's PlayPlace.

Speaking of characters, they are just plain bad. They have little to no clear motive, are in no way believable or likeable, and aren't true to the source, which by now is a redundant statement as none of this film is true to the source. Noah Ringer gives his most brilliant performance as the monotone, lifeless, cardboard cutout character of Aang. Except that Aang should be light-hearted, likeable, and an instant anchor-point for an audience that is unfamiliar with the world of 'Avatar'/'Airbender'. Katara comes across as a pinhead instead of a tough, smart young woman. Sokka comes off as genuinely unfunny and a jackass instead of genuinely funny and a jackass. Everyone else is wrong, too, I just don't have the energy to go into it all.

When I watched 'Avatar', I went in with as much of an optimistic mind as I possibly could. Granted, the idea that a source this rich and expansive could be condensed into a workable movie was a little absurd, but it's been done; 'Harry Potter' is perfect proof of that. Also, it was M. Night Shamylan. I couldn't just forget all the things he's done to me cinematically that just broke my heart, but then again, he made 'Sixth Sense' and 'Unbreakable', right? Surely this has potential, right? Wrong. I cannot find a single good thing to say about this movie. Try as I might, I've got nothing. Usually, I try very hard to give at least some credit to even the worst of movies and directors/writers, but 'Airbender' is impossible. Shamylan has lost all of his talent, I am now thoroughly convinced. Do not watch this movie, I implore you. It is, beyond a doubt, one of the worst films I've ever seen. Hollywood should be ashamed, Nickelodeon should be ashamed, and most of all, Shamylan should be ashamed. I would rather Michael Bay had made this movie. At least then we would've been given something visually pleasing with no 3-D option (because even Bay hates 3-D), which I've read is even worse than the 2-D version. If ever you are given the option between this and anything else, choose "anything else", because I'd put a Flying Bison on that "anything else" being more enjoyable.

P.S. The only reason I've given this a 10% is due to RT not allowing a 0%.