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All Quiet on the Western Front
6 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes
½

I was forced to watch this movie for a Social Studies class in elmentary school. I expected to be bored to tears by this black and white movie.

I was wrong. This movie is so powerful that all of the childern in my class including myself sat there with our mouths open at the end. To this day this classic movie has stayed in my consciousness for the message of how horrible war is.

It is a must see movie for people interested in seeing good movies.

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
6 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes

When I go to see a horror movie my expectations are set low. Hence, I can enjoy Freddie vs Jason no matter how bad it really is. It's a horror movie!

When I go to see an action flick my expectations are a little higher but all that I ask for is a simple plot and easy to follow action.

Transformers ROTF fell well below my expectations. I owned the toys, watched the animated series, and read the Marvel Comics. All that I asked was a fairly faithful adaptation of the characters, a plot that made sense, and some decent acting and action scenes.

What I got was the another wrong iteration of Devastator, a Megatron that was a wuss, plot holes or inconsistencies that were too huge to ignore, humor that is beneath most 18 year olds, and acting with no heart or conviction.

If you like testicles, humping, pot brownies, men in undies, moms listening to their kids screwing, and incoherent action scenes featuring unnamed robots then you deserve this horrible and insulting movie.

Is there gratuitous product placement? Yes. Do the humans inexplicably leave the protection of the Autobots and run toward the Decepticons? Yes. Does a deli worker tell the Commanding Officer of a US Navy ship to fire his secret weapon at one of the great Pyramids? Yes. Does any of this make sense? NO!!!!!!

If a 3rd installment comes our way I will watch it on BluRay and keep the stop button well in hand. Damn you Michael Bay!!!

Gone in 60 Seconds
6 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes

This bad movie can only be a guilty pleasure. I gave it a low rating due to cardboard actors, poor filming, and a paper thin plot, but I still enjoy the movie in all of its cheesiness.

Way before Nick Cage made boosting cars cool, this movie entertained with a low budget and tons of dented sheet metal.

Before you watch this movie know that it is pretty bad. Once you know that you can proceed to chuckle throughout the whole ordeal.