Christian's Review of Splice
I expected a lot more out of Splice. I saw it being one of the much better horror movies in a few years, but it was completely void of all horror. There were absolutely no terrifying moments during the entire movie. That being said, Splice was not bad... fascinating, but not bad. Unnecessary at parts, but not bad. But during some of the unnecessary parts, it would not have set itself up for the sequel which I am quite honestly not waiting for. Also it didn't need to have an R rating. Could've made an extra 10 mil opening weekend instead of the lousy 5 mil with a PG-13 rating. Drop the F-Bombs, lose the creepy but hilarious sex scenes, and the only gory scene. Just sayin.