BrianSeitzman's Rating of Nightwish

Brian's Review of Nightwish

4 years ago via Flixster


It's the Montezuma's Revenge of 80s horror/sci-fi flicks. I don't want to give out any spoilers in case anyone wants to watch this massive, steaming heap of cinematic droppings for themselves, but this is what would happen if a large ruminant were to chew up a copy of The Wizard of Oz, come down with a bad case of colitis, and spew the half-digested remains of the movie out of its nether regions. What a mess!