Porkenstein's Review of Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat
This is not Dr. Seuss'!
It should never have been made. That's all there is I can really say. Don't let kids watch this movie-- it will defile their childhood (by the way, there were waay too many dirty jokes, which shocked rather than related to the adult audiences as intended). Meyers is always at least a little funny, and the design and effects hint at some effort at bringing Seuss's world to life. Still, it's a stretch to call these redeeming factors.