James' Review of The Last House on the Left
Seriously...I mean...really. 10% for the torture scenes as they were unwatchably horrific (the effect intended) but when the parents found the girl they looked at her for 5 seconds sobbed a bit and then went "ah well thats enough of that grieving lark". He went off to make home alone traps while she goes and seduces the grey one. There was no sort of transition from parents to murders (if that makes sense). I didn't find any it scary or tense at all and it astonishes me that it got higher ratings than the re-make. One of the few good re-makes yes but a good film on its own standards.