John's Review of Red Dawn
A Small town is overrun with Koren soldiers and held captive. Jed Eckert (Chris Hemsworth)recruits his brother and other High school football players to go to war with the Soldiers.
If you're looking for a movie to sit down and roast from start to finish. You've found my #1 film to Roast of 2012. It's a unbelievable story. And it's never explained. The US Government must not care about this town. Because nobody is doing anything about it besides a small group of High school kids being led by Thor. The action scenes are nothing to brag about, the one liners are so awful I didn't want to waste my breath laughing at them.
There is some hope for this film. It's so bad that somewhere in the world a group of people are going to turn it into one of those "So bad it's funny" films. And they will watch it, quote it non-stop, and brag about it. I think we all have a favorite bad movie. Some of mine include Battlefield Earth and The Postman.
I give Red Dawn... 0 Stars.