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Movie Ratings and Reviews

Toy Story 2
Toy Story 2(1999)
½

It is easily one of the best animated movies EVAR. (despite a couple flaws of course.) THIS IS AWESOME CENTRAL DERP A DERP A DERP A DERP TROLOLLIOLILILILILILOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

The Help
The Help(2011)
½

Not quite as I was expecting. I expected this movie to be too long and drawn out, especially because of the 2 and a 1/2 hour run time. To my surprise this movie wasn't half bad! Despite this bascially being an extended history lesson about Mississippi during the 1960's, it had heart, humor, strong performances from ALL the actors, and a great look at the lives of "the help." It also does the rare thing of making you feel happy that things are the way they are now. The movie does have a couple flaws though. The run time is an obvious indication that this movie is long... I mean REALLY long. The accents, although accurate, at times got on my nerves (I'm referring to the southern accents). So if your girlfriend, mom, sister, or chick cousin drags you to this movie, at least you'll be entertained and treated with one hell of a storyline and amazing acting rarely found in most movies now a-days. In other words it's the exact opposite of Twilight. Go check it out!

The Thing
The Thing(1982)
½

Ahhh. Where do I start? This movie is a true classic! I love horror movies and I find it very rare that a movie does so much right. The make-up/ special effects hold up even today. THAT is hard to do. If you haven't seen it yet it is on netflix instant play. Go watch it. It's amazing. Not to mention all the paranoia between the scientists. No one knows just who the thing is. Then, right when you think you figured out who it is... BAM! it's someone else! Usually horror movies are predictable, but this one isn't.

Contagion
Contagion(2011)

I literally washed my hands right after this movie. The directing did a lot to improve the whole "it's so easy to get a disease from somebody else unless you're Howie Mandel" scenario.
Although there are many characters that you watch throughout the movie I found the Jude Law story to be the most interesting. I'm surprised Soderbergh focused on this story a little more than Matt Damon's. Now, don't get me wrong Matt Damon's story is still interesting and all, but I felt it just wasn't as engaging as some of the other stories Soderbergh tells in this movie. Also, what happened to Marion Cottilard at the end? She's seen running through an airport trying to get back to the town, and then you don't see her the rest of the movie. What happened to her? Did she make it? Did she die? So, despite it's flaws Contagion is an amazing movie with a more interesting premise than most epidemic thrillers and great acting. I highly recommend.

Moneyball
Moneyball(2011)
½

I was really hyping this movie, and I'm proud to say, even with the high expectations, this movie is truly amazing. Great acting, funny script, good directing, what more could you ask for. My dad, who had been to almost all of the games during the streak. He was smiling so much. He really liked the movie. Maybe it was just our hometown being Oakland, but I'm not the biggest fan of baseball yet I loved this movie.

Spirited Away

this is one of the most underrated films of all time. I absolutely love this movie. Anyone who hasnt seen it should really watch it.

Ghost Rider
Ghost Rider(2007)

This movie can go FIRETRUCK itself!

Exit Through The Gift Shop

I think this is the best documentary i've seen in years.

Justin Bieber: Never Say Never
½

Better than you think... and this is coming from a teen BOY!

True Grit
True Grit(2010)

Let's get this straight... I've never seen the original True Grit. I went to this movie and let me say,I was BLOWN AWAY! This is a must-see film for anyone looking for an adventure and Old-skool western. One word describes this movie and it is simply WOW!

The Orphanage

A very dark and surprisingly scary foreign movie about a women that buys the orphanage she grew up in to bring it back into business as a home for special-needs kids. Soon after, weird things happen including the disappearance of her son Simon. A scary movie with many twists and turns as the mystery unfolds. BUY THIS MOVIE!!!!!

Tron Legacy
Tron Legacy(2010)
½

Loved it. Absolutely loved it. WARNING: DO NOT SEE THIS IN 3D!!!!! 3/4s of the film was in 2D and when there was 3D, nothing happened. The 3D's a letdown but the movie certainly is not. The movie looks beautiful, has a good plot, and actually ties into the original, unlike most sequels. If you are looking for a good time, go see Tron Legacy.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1
½

Why are people saying bad things about this movie? Sure it has its flaws and it has a cliffhanger ending, but this is still better than a lot of other movie that came out this year. I enjoyed it very much.

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Words can not describe how bad this movie is and not in a good way like Troll 2. I will only give 10% because the special effects were good.

Ponyo
Ponyo(2009)

DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE! DO NOT LISTEN TO THE REVIEWS!!! THIS IS THE MOST RANDOM, WEIRD, AND JUST DOWN RIGHT AWFUL MOVIE TO COME AROUND IN DECADES!!! Since this movie was made by the guy who did, "Spirited Away," and was getting good reviews, I thought I'd check it out. Oh no. I hated this movie SO much. Do not see it!!!!!!

The Matrix
The Matrix(1999)

Epic and original with good acting and a very odd yet awesome premise. Not to mention enough explosions and shooting to keep even the most die-hard action movie fan on the edge of his seat and satisfied. What more could ya ask for?

Transformers
Transformers(2007)
½

I liked this movie. Was it epic? No. Was it oscar-worthy? No. But was it entertaining? Yes...very.

Donnie Darko
Donnie Darko(2001)
½

One of my favorite films ever! My dad's friend's are Richard Kelly (the director) and Sean McKittrick (the producer) see this movie NOW if you are a fan of "Pay-atterntion-to-the-little-details" movies, you will LOVE this movie. If you are the exact opposite, maybe not as much. Either way, check this AWESOME movie out!

Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

Jar Jar Binks... you did the impossible. YOU KILLED A BELOVED FRANCHISE JAR-JAR!!! YA KILLED IT!!!!!!!!

The Spongebob Squarepants Movie

This was the last great, funny thing the guys who made Spongebob created. Go see this instead of the regular stuff you see from Spongebob today. You won't regret it. Oh... by the way DAVID HASSELHOFF!!!!!!!!!

Toy Story 3
Toy Story 3(2010)

One of the best animated movies I have ever seen. I must admit, I cried at the end and was amazed that an animated movie could make me laugh, cry, and smile at the same time. A Must see for the whole family!

Life as We Know It
½

A fun rom-com. Yes, it is predictable but it is funny and overall a good time. See when you have time or if you have seen most of the movies out yet and feel like going to see a movie.

Iron Man
Iron Man(2008)
½

Best superhero movie ever! This and the Dark Knight are the 2 movies that showed how good superhero movies could actually be. If you haven't seen it, go buy or rent it at the nearest store that sells movies. You won't regret it.

Shrek the Third

Hands down one of the worst animated movies of this decade.

Avatar
Avatar(2009)
½

An epic of epic epicness

Shutter
Shutter(2008)
½

So I picked up this movie thinking, "Well, I like Fringe and it has guys from it in it (Joshua Jackson) and I wanted to see a scary movie... this oughta be good." Sadly I was wrong. This movie keeps you entertained for the first 20 minutes but then loses your attention with no scares, no suspense, and nothing to tie the plot up, and despite a few factors of this movie that, worked, most of them failed making this movie drag on and on and on until finally the ending comes and it is really confusing to top it all off. 30 percent because it wasn't the worst movie out there (cough,predators,cough) but I wouldn't rush to buy this movie anytime soon.

Troll 2
Troll 2(1990)

It's so bad it's good. OH MY GGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!! LOL

Jackass 3
Jackass 3(2010)
½

6 words for ya... FUNNIEST MOVIE THIS YEAR SO FAR!!! A must-see for someone looking for a fun time.

Secretariat
Secretariat(2010)
½

Overall a good family flick with good performances from Diane Lane and John Malkovitch. It offers a good plot even though the ending is very predictable. Get a chance to see this movie in your spare time. Be warned, your kids may fall asleep due to a lack of constant action and a sometimes slow pace.