Eli Taylor's Quotes - Rotten Tomatoes

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The Shawshank Redemption
The Shawshank Redemption (1994) 3 years ago
  1. Andy Dufresne: All right. But you should know that sudden serious brain injury causes the victim to bite down hard. In fact, I hear the bite reflex is so strong they have to pry the victims jaws open with a crowbar.
  2. Bogs Diamond: Where do you get this shit?
  3. Andy Dufresne: I read it. You know how to read, you ignorant fuck?
The Shawshank Redemption
The Shawshank Redemption (1994) 3 years ago
  1. Andy Dufresne: Remember Red, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.
Gangster Squad
Gangster Squad (2013) 3 years ago
  1. Mickey Cohen: Here comes Santa Clause!
Gangster Squad
Gangster Squad (2013) 3 years ago
  1. Sgt. Jerry Wooters: Don't go.
  2. Grace Faraday: Don't let me.
American Gangster
American Gangster (2007) 3 years ago
  1. Frank Lucas: There's your 20 percent.
Lawless
Lawless (2012) 3 years ago
  1. Forrest Bondurant: Jack, look at me. We're survivors. We control the fear. And without the fear, we are all as good as dead. Do you understand? Do you?
Lawless
Lawless (2012) 3 years ago
  1. Forrest Bondurant: Have you met Howard?
Pulp Fiction
Pulp Fiction (1994) 3 years ago
  1. Jules Winnfield: Oh, man, I will never forgive your ass for this shit. This is some fucked-up repugnant shit.
  2. Vincent Vega: Jules, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits that he's wrong that he is immediately forgiven for all wrongdoings? Have you ever heard that?
  3. Jules Winnfield: Get the fuck out my face with that shit! The motherfucker that said that shit never had to pick up itty-bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb ass.
Pulp Fiction
Pulp Fiction (1994) 3 years ago
  1. Jules Winnfield: Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.
Pulp Fiction
Pulp Fiction (1994) 3 years ago
  1. Jules Winnfield: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!
The Social Network
The Social Network (2010) 3 years ago
  1. Eduardo Saverin: Sorry! My Prada's at the cleaners! Along with my hoodie and my 'fuck you' flip-flops, you pretentious douchebag!
The Social Network
The Social Network (2010) 3 years ago
  1. Cameron Winklevoss: Is there any way to make this a fair fight?
  2. Tyler Winklevoss: We could jump out and swim.
  3. Cameron Winklevoss: We'd have to jump out and drown.
  4. Tyler Winklevoss: Well, you could forward and I could row backward.
  5. Cameron Winklevoss: We're genetically identical. Science says we'd stay in one place.
  6. Tyler Winklevoss: Just row the damn boat.
The Social Network
The Social Network (2010) 3 years ago
  1. Sean Parker: Well, I founded an internet company that let folks download and share music for free.
  2. Amelia Ritter: Kind of like Napster?
  3. Sean Parker: Exactly like Napster.
  4. Amelia Ritter: What do you mean?
  5. Sean Parker: I founded Napster.
  6. Amelia Ritter: Sean Parker founded Napster.
  7. Sean Parker: Nice to meet you.
The Social Network
The Social Network (2010) 3 years ago
  1. Cameron Winklevoss: What, do you want to hire an IP lawyer and sue him?
  2. Divya Narendra: No, I want to hire the Sopranos to beat the shit out of him with a hammer!
The Social Network
The Social Network (2010) 3 years ago
  1. Mark Zuckerberg: You know, you really don't need a forensics team to get to the bottom of this. If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you'd have invented Facebook.
The Dark Knight
The Dark Knight (2008) 3 years ago
  1. Joker: Let's put a smile on that face!
The Dark Knight
The Dark Knight (2008) 3 years ago
  1. Gambol: You think you can steal from us and just walk away?
  2. Joker: Yeah.
The Dark Knight
The Dark Knight (2008) 3 years ago
  1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: People are dying, Alfred. What would you have me do?
  2. Alfred: Endure, Master Wayne. Take it. They'll hate you for it, but that's the point of Batman, he can be the outcast. He can make the choice that no one else can make, the right choice.
  3. Batman/Bruce Wayne: Well today I found out what Batman can't do. He can't endure this. Today you get to say "I told you so."
  4. Alfred: Today, I don't want to.
  5. Alfred: But I did bloody tell you.
The Dark Knight
The Dark Knight (2008) 3 years ago
  1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: What about getting back into the plane?
  2. Lucius Fox: I'd recommend a good travel agent.
  3. Batman/Bruce Wayne: Without it landing.
  4. Lucius Fox: Now that's more like it, Mr. Wayne.
The Dark Knight
The Dark Knight (2008) 3 years ago
  1. Joker: It's simple. We, uh, kill the Batman.
The Dark Knight
The Dark Knight (2008) 3 years ago
  1. Joker: Wanna know how I got these scars?
Casino
Casino (1995) 3 years ago
  1. Sam (Ace) Rothstein: From now on, I want you to put an equal amount of blueberries in each muffin.
  2. Baker: Do you know how long that's going to take?
  3. Sam (Ace) Rothstein: I don't care how long it takes. Put an equal amount in each muffin.
Casino
Casino (1995) 3 years ago
  1. Nicky Santoro: If a guy fucking tripped over a banana peel, they'd bring me in for it.
Casino
Casino (1995) 3 years ago
  1. Sam (Ace) Rothstein: I want you to exit this guy off the premises, I want you to exit him off his feet and I want you to use his head to open the fucking door.
Casino
Casino (1995) 3 years ago
  1. Lester Diamond: I'm looking at you right now. I'm seeing you for the very first time right this minute. I'm seeing you and I can feel my heart click. I see you fourteen years old. I see the first second i ever saw you. I see you long-legged little colt, stupid braces on your teeth. Every time I ever see you, that's what I see.
Casino
Casino (1995) 3 years ago
  1. Sam (Ace) Rothstein: You tied up our little daughter to a bed? What the fuck is the matter with you? Is there something mentally wrong with you?
Casino
Casino (1995) 3 years ago
  1. Sam (Ace) Rothstein: I don't give a shit who he's connected to. Tell him to take his fuckin' feet off the table. What's he think this is, a goddamn sawdust joint?
Casino
Casino (1995) 3 years ago
  1. Sam (Ace) Rothstein: When you love someone, you've gotta trust them. There's no other way. You've got to give them the key to everything that's yours. Otherwise, what's the point? And for a while, I believed, that's the kind of love I had.
GoodFellas
GoodFellas (1990) 3 years ago
  1. Tommy DeVito: Don't give me that fucking Tommy shit. What the fuck I asked you for, Henry? I asked you for a favor. I do a lot of fucking favors for you, don't I? I'm trying to bang this fucking broad, you wanna help me out!
GoodFellas
GoodFellas (1990) 3 years ago
  1. James Conway: Come on fuckos, let's go for a ride.
GoodFellas
GoodFellas (1990) 3 years ago
  1. Tommy DeVito: Hey, Henry, Henry, hurry up, will ya? My mother's gonna make some fried peppers and sausage for us.
  2. James Conway: Oh, hey, Henry, Henry! Here's an arm!
  3. Henry Hill: Very funny, guys.
  4. James Conway: Here's a leg!
  5. Tommy DeVito: Here's a wing! Hey, what do you like, the leg or the wing, Henry? Or ya still go for the old hearts and lungs?
GoodFellas
GoodFellas (1990) 3 years ago
  1. Paul Cicero: Just stay away from that garbage.
GoodFellas
GoodFellas (1990) 3 years ago
  1. Henry Hill: As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.
GoodFellas
GoodFellas (1990) 3 years ago
  1. Tommy DeVito: What the fuck are you doing? You're hanging around my fuckin' neck like a vulture, like impending danger.
GoodFellas
GoodFellas (1990) 3 years ago
  1. Henry Hill: Whenever we needed money, we'd rob the airport. To us, it was better than Citibank.
GoodFellas
GoodFellas (1990) 3 years ago
  1. Billy Batts: I'm only kidding with you, we're having a party, I just came home and I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm breaking your balls, and you're getting fucking fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.
  2. Tommy DeVito: I'm sorry too. It's okay. No problem.
  3. Billy Batts: Okay, salud.
  4. Billy Batts: Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox.
  5. Tommy DeVito: Mother fuckin' mutt! You, you fucking piece of shit!
GoodFellas
GoodFellas (1990) 3 years ago
  1. Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?