Well, jordan peele has done it again! Another boring, obvious, and grotesquely overrated and hyped film by the grotesquely overrated and hyped peele. He continues to irritate with indulgent and patience-testing lingering shots of little significance. The rabbit cage pullback shot in this dog alone is 2:50 of ennui. Defenseless and unintelligent families meet their fundamental simulacrae who gibber and shriek in incomprehensible and meaningless encounters that are silly rather than scary. Granted I can't stomach moss, but that had little to do with me not liking this disaster. The critics continue to protect and prop up this mediocre, anti-white crap. "What kind of white shit is this?" the dumb father asks of a hide-a-key. Why introduce race? Because peele doesn't like white people. Sitting through this trash was a chore. AVOID this and avoid peele.

Heavily overrated snooze-fest with a great cast. Ends with a fart, not with a bang. Excellent cure for insomnia. I defy you to watch it in a single sitting without falling asleep. Don't believe the hype. If you actually make it through the thing, you'll never watch it again.

Exceptional Victorian gothic horror steeped in mythology that ends with a stunning Promethean climax. THE SHINING by the sea. Not a feel-good date flick. Superb cinematography and mesmerizing, sublime performances from Dafoe and Pattinson. I was a skeptic that Pattinson could hold down the gravitas of Batman. I'm not anymore. The stormy chaos of this film washed away his glitter. Highly recommended. *****/*****.

This strange film never reveals much about its protagonist. It essentially repeats itself several times, then concludes without much happening. Didn't do much for me. The soundtrack is great, however.

One of the worst CIA films I've ever seen. Wow.