Jake Braden's Movie Ratings - Rotten Tomatoes

Movie Ratings and Reviews

Hard Candy
Hard Candy(2006)
½

Much worse than I expected

12 Years a Slave

Brutal and well-acted but also very underwhelming and repetitive

Her
Her(2013)
½

I'm not exactly the biggest Spike Jonze fan but this was really well made and thought-provoking, even if it was kind of forgettable. Joaquin Phoenix basically carries the film, I have no idea why he wasn't nominated for best actor.

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

It's hard to rate this since I saw it dubbed in Ukrainian

In the Mouth of Madness

I used to think that They Live was Carpenter's last great film. It's not.

The Wizard of Oz

An absolute shit-pile whose mind-numbing visuals and poor storytelling are still every bit as terrible, The Wizard of Oz is a must-see film for absolutely no one.

The Iceman
The Iceman(2013)
½

Script is really weak at times, Michael Shannon kills it though

Pineapple Express

I thought the hurricane season was over

Holy Motors
Holy Motors(2012)
½

It's a little weird

Antichrist
Antichrist(2009)

This is some fucked up repugnant shit

V/H/S
V/H/S(2012)
½

Better than Trick r' Treat., not as good as Creepshow

The Amazing Spider-Man
½

Sam Raimi's version killed it, this is just pointless...

John Dies at the End
½

Original horror movies are rare nowadays

Argo
Argo(2012)

Ben Affleck's best so far

Moon
Moon(2009)

Lunar instructed Gerty...

Cars
Cars(2006)
½

pretty much impossible to stay awake through