Jack A.'s Movie Ratings - Rotten Tomatoes

Movie Ratings and Reviews

Sky High
Sky High(2005)
½

Another stupid kids flick, it is one of those movies that does alright in theaters, and then once the dvd comes out, teachers everywhere buy it for the last day of school...along with desperate parents.

Cowboys & Aliens
½

packed with action, and sci fi stuff, and at times rather funny.

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
½

Just as funny as the original goofball comedy.

Old Dogs
Old Dogs(2009)

I surprisingly liked this movie, d\finding it rather funny.

Madea's Big Happy Family
½

Outrageously, Laugh out loud funny.

Imagine That
Imagine That(2009)

Eddy Murphy tried so hard that it didn't even matter, considering its ridiculous plot, and all the crap Eddy Murphy can give.

Chicken Little

"The Sky Is FALLING!!!!" SO FREAKIN WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

You Don't Mess With the Zohan
½

The fun dies off after a while, but it still is pretty damn funny.

Hoosiers
Hoosiers(1986)
½

I watched the first 45 minutes but just got so bored with it all together

Look Who's Talking Now

I have not seen the other two films, but honestly I don't want to after this movie.

Mrs. Doubtfire

Despite the corny ending, this film ROCKS!

Forrest Gump
Forrest Gump(1994)

A great movie at first, but then it just keeps going and going for no reason whatsoever.

Rio
Rio(2011)
½

Impressive animation, and some decent jokes here and there, this movie is just another animal movie.

Ratatouille
Ratatouille(2007)

Predictable, but has its surprises, weird, but funny. This film was another excelling film from Pixar.

The Incredibles
½

Pixar just went downhill on this film.

Airplane!
Airplane!(1980)
½

So dumb , that its amazingly fully. Surely the best movie in the 80's. And don't call me Shirley.

Super 8
Super 8(2011)
½

Similar to E.t and Close Encounter this film was nothing but pure entertainmaent

Big Bully
Big Bully(1996)

Stay away from this movie.

WALL-E
WALL-E(2008)

Many little kids don't understand this movie, but it is still an amazing movie, that stands out.

Racing Stripes
½

Would have made a decent movie if it wasn't overloaded with cheese.

Cool Dog
Cool Dog(2010)

only the smallest of kids will enjoy the endless potty humor, and baby lines.

Mamma Mia!
Mamma Mia!(2008)

Extremely cheesy, but at times can be a decent excuse for the brodway musical that inspired this movie.

Date Night
Date Night(2010)

Not a piece of art, but still contains enough funny bits.

School of Rock
½

You have to admit, this movie is a LOT better, than you would of thought.

Mary Poppins
Mary Poppins(1964)

Only the smallest of all the kids will enjoy this so called "classic", and will provide many groans for people who hate a bunch of singing and dancing, and lots of umbrellas.

Bedknobs and Broomsticks

Just a dumb creepy movie, that ultimately proves that Disney can do much better than this.

Ella Enchanted

I can't believe I had to watch this

Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat
½

Cheesy, and full of gross slapstick, I don't know how it will appeal to many kids or adults. Although it has its laughs.

Wayne's World
½

Almost all the jokes fell flat, and the plot was so dumb...even though there was no real plot. Everything was either dumb slapstick or crazy scenes, overall not as worked up as people say it is.

Hairspray
Hairspray(2007)

Only sporadically funny, this film delivers just as many groans as laughs.

Christmas With the Kranks
½

I don't see this as a comedy, I didn't laugh, and the plot was so predictable. The whole movie was a terrible disappointment, even with its great actors and actress's such as Tim Allen, Dan Akroyd, and Jamie Lee Curtis.

Surf's Up
Surf's Up(2007)
½

Only average and boring this movie provided me with little laughter, and plently of boredom.

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!
½

Hilarious, and full of dumb slapstick this movie is amazing.

Three Men and a Baby (3 Men and a Baby)
½

Ok we all know the plot was kind of mixed up, along with the characters but it was still quite funny.

Toy Story 3
Toy Story 3(2010)
½

I never was a huge Toy Story fan but I have to say it wasn't a waste of time. Parts were heartwarming, but never funny. I wonder if a Toy Story 4 will come out if so I might see it.

Turner and Hooch
½

Sad and heartwarming this movie packs quite a bit of laughter and tears in this funny Tom Hanks movie.

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

An easy, almost instant classic that is much better than Tim Burton's "newer" version from 2005

Madagascar
Madagascar(2005)
½

The characters were not very well developed, and everything ended up in a whirlpool of slapstick and stuff. It can be rather charming at times though, even though I'd have to say the sequel was surprisingly even better and the storyline, and characters were much more developed.

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
½

Just as good, if not better than the original, it packs more laughs, and even some drama that will actually keep adults entertained, unlike the first movie.

Big
Big(1988)
½

A classic family comedy it isn't as good as people say it is.

The Nutty Professor
½

Offensive, nutty, and weird. A "nutty" movie.

Austin Powers in Goldmember

Not near as good as the original but good enough to entertain. I may not have understood it as well because I didn't see #2 but I doubt that's why I only give it a 7 out of 10.

Kung Fu Panda 2
½

Not near as good as the original, but still packs loads of action, and comedy. 8.5/10

Ghostbusters (1984 Original)
½

Great movie, but slows down after a while, then gets weird from then on.

Sherlock Holmes

dumb plot, and kind of a drag throughout. Some parts are great...but its really just a cheesey remake than sort of caught my attention.

The Other Guys
½

Entertaining, and somewhat funny, it isn't near as good as many of Will Ferrel's other movies such as Anchorman, and Talledega Knights.

2012
2012(2009)
½

sad, but good.

Looney Tunes: Back in Action
½

Cheesy, nutty, bizzre, creepy, weird, zany and full of weird slapstick, this film is a heck of a lot different than the great cartoons. Sometimes it can be kind of funny.

Shark Tale
Shark Tale(2004)
½

I've seen most of the movie and it just wasn't good. Seriously Dreamworks you can do better than ths. It's just constant weird slapstick humor that isn't the leat bit funny or enjoyable. I'm not even sure if kids will like it that much...seriously.

The Karate Kid
½

Not as good as the original, but is actually rather charming and lighthearted.

Battle For Terra

Boring and dull, just not fun.

Twins
Twins(1988)
½

Better than you thhink.

Get Smart
Get Smart(2008)
½

Funny, but sort of dull for a comedy with Steve Carrell. Chuckles here and there but no huge laughs...watch Austin Powers instead.

Kung Fu Panda
½

Amazing movie that just wasn't full of action, it was really funny too.

Marmaduke
Marmaduke(2010)
½

Not as bad as I thought, if not pretty good.

How to Eat Fried Worms

Plain weird and not particurally funny.

Barnyard
Barnyard(2006)
½

Sometimes kt can be quite funny and every once in a while it has its good moments...and sad ones

Legally Blonde 2 - Red, White & Blonde
½

I've never seen the first but this movie doesn't srike me as "Good" not "Bad" either. It was just interesting...well thats it.

Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas
½

Interesting but kind of creepy. The only character that was ok was jim carrey...I didn't even laugh once. Something your 3 year olds love

Head of State

Expect the expected, and the weak slapstick but at times you really get tuned in with the movie...only o.k

Liar Liar
Liar Liar(1997)

A boring, dull, souless movie.

A Cinderella Story

I watched it in a bus and almost threw up at every line.
Hilary Duff sucks!

D˘butsu no mori (Animal Crossing: The Movie) (Animal Forest: The Movie)

Animal Crossings a great game along with the movie.

James and the Giant Peach
½

Roald Dohl still rules and always will.

Happy Feet
Happy Feet(2006)
½

Its visually stunning but overall it has a dull plot and no storyline...besides all that singing and dancing makes me want to puke.

The Tooth Fairy

Dull, boring, weird, and overall a bad toothache.

Dinner for Schmucks
½

It may start out slow but in the end it is actually quite good and funny.

Bedtime Stories
½

odd and quirky at times, and a couple laughs here and there...I mean its Adam Sandler what's the worst that could happen?! It was still a pretty bad movie in general.

Because of Winn-Dixie
½

The book was better but it was still very good and charming.

The Blind Side

The most amazing and one of the most sad storys ive ever heard.

Freaky Friday

Pretty good movie that is funny and enjoyable...too bad Lohan's all messed up nowadays.

G-Force
G-Force(2009)

Only sporadically funny if even that. It was a torture treatment and if you are 8 or older don't even bother. At least my cousins cracked up at the cheesy slapstick potty jokes that kept the audience from dozing off.

The Mask
The Mask(1994)

Uhhhh Jim Carrey stinks and so does this weird movie. All Jim Carrey does (like with every movie) is make weird faces and bizarre noises. Besides their really is no plot so why even bother?!

Paul Blart: Mall Cop
½

a little to much potty humor and slapstick jokes but it was still pretty funny...and at times very funny!

A Christmas Story
½

very funny movie with one of the best plots ever. Very heart warming and a great christmas movie for the entire family!

Meet the Fockers

Not quite as good as its predecessor but it still was very funny and it delivered just as many laughs. Might have even had a better plot.

Little Fockers

The first two movies were amazing but this movie only delivered a couple good laughs and most of them were crude and sex related. It was a pretty bad fail.

Back to the Future

The 80's had the best movies and if you want the absolute BEST,watch this!

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

I am shocked by the bad reviews. Definetely a good action packed movie for the family.

Megamind
Megamind(2010)
½

It was a pretty good movie. More for younger kids but i still enjoyed it.

Unstoppable
Unstoppable(2010)

This is what a movie should be like. Perfect! There is no flaw in this movie and the suspense keeps you waiting. It seems as if you are actually inside the movie. My all time favorite movie.

High School Musical

Ha Ha Cute. Definetely for snobbish little brat's who only care about fashion and clothes. How did Disney make this? Disney usually rules when it comes to kids movies but this was pure torture. Might as well hook me up to the electric chair.

Super Size Me
½

This is what happens when you eat to much Mcdonalds...probaby why I enjoyed it.

The Simpsons Movie

One of the best five movies ever made and Matt Groenings best piece of work yet! Definetely for people who like the Simpsons and even more so for people who DON'T like it! I think it deserved more than a 89 percent. How about 95

Gremlins
Gremlins(1984)
½

A very good movie that could be one of the best 80's movies! Definetely not for kids under 7, but it will make you LAUGH!

Meet the Parents
½

Very funny movie with a great storyline and great actors...Owen Wilson Robert DeNiro and Ben Stiller. One of my favorite movies. Just don't watch Little Fockers.

The Sandlot
The Sandlot(1993)

A pretty good, funny movie but it is almost a life lesson. Definitely worth seeing!

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel
½

Exactly like the original cheesy and more for kids. at least its a little better than the original.

Alvin and the Chipmunks
½

Definetely more for young kids, it still has a couple good jokes but not enough for a good movie. Realatively average.

Up
Up(2009)
½

A rather sad but funny kids movie that may even spark a few laughs from the adults. probably one of pixars best in several years.

Kindergarten Cop

A chaming comedy action packed movie. Probably one of Schwarzeneggers best movies.

Just Go with It
½

I am very surprised by the bad reviews! Put it this way. If you're an Adam Sandler fan this is a perfect movie. Just like all of Adam Sandlers movies HILARIOUS

Happy Gilmore

This all time classic never gets old! Adam Sandler strikes again in this HILARIOUS comedy that will keep you laughing all night!

Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd

When I go to blockbuster i expect the original dumb and dumber, not this crap!!!!!!!! Let me just say that it is the "dumbest" movie EVER!!!!

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
½

I have to admit the movie does have a little to much seual jokes butit seemed as if every second something would happen that would make you burst into laughter. I wonder what Austin Power 4 will be like?

Despicable Me

Good family fun with this movie. In fact older people will get a lot of laughs out of it. Besides can a movie really go wrong with Steve Carrel?!

Furry Vengeance

This movie should count as child abuse. The actors try to be funny but it just doesn't work. Not worth seeing.

The Green Hornet
½

Very funny movie even though it was action. Seth Rogen really made this movie shine! Although I think the actor who played Kato was pretty good. A great movie to eat popcorn to!