August's Review of Texas Chainsaw
Sometimes you'll see a remake that you will want to watch even though you know it will kinda suck but you'll just be there for the gore and the mediocre story. Unfortunately though, Texas Chainsaw is NOT it. And I don't mean that in a good way. This movie made me say, "What in the actual fuck?". It's so utterly cliched and predictable and unrealistic and bland that it makes me feel embarrassed for Leatherface for being in this abomination of a film. It's like a bad direct to DVD movie made to waste your time and money.