Brittany Runs a Marathon
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I thought it was definitely a better movie than "Ernest Saves Christmas", but I might be biased, since I'm a Billie Piper fan.
This is a horrible, absolutely horrible, unbelievably horribly made movie. The characters are leaden, almost like they are reading their lines, John Savage needs to go to rehab before he makes another movie, Stephen Bauer comes across like a total sleazebag, Sally Kirkland is unrecognizable unless you saw her name in the opening credits and were watching for her, the main character acts in a comatose manner throughout most of the movie, and there as a totally pointless funeral for the town mayor about 3/4 of the way through the movie which has nothing to do with the tangled, muddled plot, plus we are not told how she died or even why, and she had no role in the movie while she was alive. She just shows up in a coffin at her funeral with no explanation of what this had to do with the rest of the movie. This movie lacks charm, excitement, pathos, logos, ethos, and any other meaningful expression of human drama that would make me want to recommend it to anyone.