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Paul
Paul (2011) 4 years ago
  1. Graeme Willy: How can I understand you; are you using some sort of neuro-language router?
  2. Paul: Or, maybe I'm speaking English, you fucking idiot!
Clear and Present Danger
Clear and Present Danger (1994) 4 years ago
  1. Robert Ritter: The world is gray, Jack!
John Dies at the End
John Dies at the End (2013) 4 years ago
  1. Robert Marley: In your dream, the explosion became the thunder. But the dream started 30 seconds before the thunder hit. How did your mind know that the thunder was coming?
Get Smart
Get Smart (2008) 4 years ago
  1. Maxwell Smart: I believe you have underestimated me and the element of surprise!
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Bl... (2003) 4 years ago
  1. Captain Barbossa: You know Jack, I thought I had you figured out. But it turns out you're a hard man to predict.
  2. Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you never know when they're going to do something incredibly stupid.
Commando
Commando (1985) 4 years ago
  1. Col. John Matrix: Excuse me, how long is the flight?
  2. Flight Attendant: About eleven hours, sir.
  3. Col. John Matrix: Thank you. And please don't wake my friend. He's dead tired.
Die Hard
Die Hard (1988) 4 years ago
  1. Marco: No more table! Where are you going to go now? Let me give you some advice: Next time you have the chance to kill someone, don't hesitate!
  2. John McClane: [kills him] Thanks for the advice.
Thank You for Smoking
Thank You for Smoking (2006) 5 years ago
  1. Nick Naylor: I like a challenge. If you want an easy job, go work for the Red Cross.
Iron Man
Iron Man (2008) 5 years ago
  1. Christine Everhart: So you must be the famous Pepper Potts. Tony still has you doing his dry cleaning?
  2. Virginia "Pepper" Potts: I do anything and everything Mr. Stark asks of me. Which includes, from time to time, taking out the trash. Will that be all?
Men in Black
Men in Black (1997) 5 years ago
  1. J: [to startled passengers] It just be raining black people in New York!
The Hangover
The Hangover (2009) 5 years ago
  1. Stu: Why can't we remember ANYTHING that happened last night?
  2. Alan: That's one of the side-effects of Roofies. Memory loss.
  3. Stu: You are literally too stupid to insult.
  4. Alan: Thank you.
Kill Bill: Volume 1
Kill Bill: Volume 1 (2003) 5 years ago
  1. The Bride: Your name is Buck... right?
  2. Buck: [nods]
  3. The Bride: And you came to FUCK... RIGHT?
Con Air
Con Air (1997) 5 years ago
  1. Cyrus (The Virus) Grissom: To me you're somewhere between a cockroach and the white stuff that accumulates at the corners of your mouth when you're thirsty.
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966) 5 years ago
  1. Tuco the Ugly: [trying to read] See you soon... idi... id...
  2. The Good: Idiots. It's for you.
Die Hard
Die Hard (1988) 5 years ago
  1. Hans Gruber: Mr Takagi, I could talk about industrialization and men's fashion all day. However, I am far more interested in the 100 million dollars in negotiable bearer bonds hidden in your vault... and the computer controls the vault.
Die Hard
Die Hard (1988) 5 years ago
  1. John McClane: Why don't you take THIS under consideration, motherfucker?
Hot Fuzz
Hot Fuzz (2007) 5 years ago
  1. PC Danny Butterman: Did you take care of him?
  2. Nicholas Angel: I threw him in the freezer.
  3. PC Danny Butterman: Awwww... you shoulda said 'Cool off'.
  4. Nicholas Angel: Well, you missed it earlier when I distracted him with the monkey and knocked him out and said 'Playtime's over'.
  5. PC Danny Butterman: You're up the fuckin' CHAIN!
Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy
Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004) 5 years ago
  1. Ron Burgundy: Well... THAT escalated quickly.
Galaxy Quest
Galaxy Quest (1999) 5 years ago
  1. Jason Nesmith: Am I too late for Alexander's panic attack?
Source Code
Source Code (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Derek Frost: The world is hell.
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) 5 years ago
  1. Sallah: Bad dates.
Die Hard
Die Hard (1988) 5 years ago
  1. Hans Gruber: You asked for miracles, I give you... the FBI.
The Big Lebowski
The Big Lebowski (1998) 5 years ago
  1. Walter Sobchak: The ringer cannot look empty.
The Big Lebowski
The Big Lebowski (1998) 5 years ago
  1. Malibu Police Chief: I don't like your jerk-off name, I don't like your jerk-off face, I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you... jerk-off.
The Big Lebowski
The Big Lebowski (1998) 5 years ago
  1. Walter Sobchak: Has the whole world gone CRAZY? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? You think I'm fuckin' around, MARK IT ZERO!
21 Jump Street
21 Jump Street (2012) 5 years ago
  1. Schmidt: Man... I thought this job would have more car chases and shit...
The Big Lebowski
The Big Lebowski (1998) 5 years ago
  1. Bunny Lebowski: I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.
  2. Brandt: Ah... Ha... ha... HA! Yes, we're all very fond of her.
  3. Bunny Lebowski: Brandt can't watch, though. Or it's an extra hundred.
  4. The Dude: Okay... just give me a minute. I gotta go find a cash machine...
50/50
50/50 (2011) 5 years ago
  1. Kyle: Did he say I was a dick? 'Cause I'm not.
The Big Lebowski
The Big Lebowski (1998) 5 years ago
  1. The Dude: They peed on my rug, man!
  2. Walter Sobchak: Fucking Nazis.
  3. Donny: I don't know if they were Nazis, Walter...
  4. Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny. They were threatening castration!
Cool Runnings
Cool Runnings (1993) 6 years ago
  1. Sanka Coffie: Jamaica, we have a bobsled team!
The Karate Kid
The Karate Kid (2010) 6 years ago
  1. Mr. Han: Take it off. Drop it down. Pick it up. Put it on. Take it off. Hang it up. Take it down. Put it on. Take it off. Drop it down...
National Treasure
National Treasure (2004) 6 years ago
  1. Riley Poole: Your dad's got a sweet ride.
National Treasure
National Treasure (2004) 6 years ago
  1. Riley Poole: I would'a dropped you both. Freaks.
National Treasure
National Treasure (2004) 6 years ago
  1. Riley Poole: They're like Early American x-ray specs.
The Simpsons Movie
The Simpsons Movie (2007) 6 years ago
  1. Chief Wiggum: Well... they're China's problem now.
National Treasure
National Treasure (2004) 6 years ago
  1. Riley Poole: Wow... I actually know something you don't. This is great. Is this how you feel all the time?
National Treasure
National Treasure (2004) 6 years ago
  1. Riley Poole: Not to be Johnny Raincloud, but we're still trapped down here.
The Hangover
The Hangover (2009) 6 years ago
  1. Alan: Hey, guys, when's the next Halley's Comet?
  2. Stu: I dunno. Not for like, another 80 years.
  3. Alan: But it's not tonight, is it?
  4. Stu: NO.
The Hangover
The Hangover (2009) 6 years ago
  1. Stu: Ew, Allen, did you just eat sofa pizza?
Paul
Paul (2011) 6 years ago
  1. Paul: I'm not gonna eat a DEAD bird, am I?
Paul
Paul (2011) 6 years ago
  1. Clive Gollings: What if we wake up and find him inserting a probe into our ANUS?
  2. Graeme Willy: Apparently they don't do that.
The Losers
The Losers (2010) 6 years ago
  1. Clay: There's only one way this can end... you die very badly.
The Losers
The Losers (2010) 6 years ago
  1. Clay: What, are you embarrassed to be seen in an American classic?
The Losers
The Losers (2010) 6 years ago
  1. Jensen: Get down on the ground, or I'll blow your heart up with my MIND!
Tower Heist
Tower Heist (2011) 6 years ago
  1. Slide: Today I teach you how to pick a lock with a bobby pin! Here's your bobby pin, here's your bobby pin, and here's your punk-ass bobby pin!
Help!
Help! (1965) 6 years ago
  1. Abdul: Khail!
Men in Black
Men in Black (1997) 6 years ago
  1. J: You do know Elvis is dead, right?
  2. K: No, Elvis is not dead. He just went home.
Star Trek IV - The Voyage Home
Star Trek IV - The Voyage Home (1986) 6 years ago
  1. Mr. Spock: What does it mean, 'exact change'?
Star Trek III - The Search for Spock
Star Trek III - The Search for Spock (1984) 6 years ago
  1. James T. Kirk: You Klingon bastards, you've killed my son.
Beverly Hills Cop
Beverly Hills Cop (1984) 6 years ago
  1. Detective Foster: Yeah, and we're not gonna fall for a banana in the tailpipe.
  2. Axel Foley: [mocking him] You're not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe? It should be more natural, brother. It should flow out, like this - 'Look, man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!' See, that's more natural for us. You been hanging out with this dude too long.
Inception
Inception (2010) 6 years ago
  1. Arthur: You mean, a dream within a dream.