Robert C.'s Movie Ratings - Rotten Tomatoes

Movie Ratings and Reviews


Drive is unrelentingly intense and well acted. This is an example of an action movie that can take a break and build the suspense. Brooks and Gosling are fantastic in their roles as well. The cinematography compliments everything perfectly.


Traffic is philosophical, dark and intense. Not only is this film directed like a documentary to create a feeling of "realness" the actors make this technique seem better by truly conveying their skills to the fullest. The best actors in this huge ensemble are probably Michael Douglas, Don Cheadle and Benicio del Toro. This film also features a fantastic and memorable script and Soderbergh's great direction.

Rocky III
Rocky III(1982)

Rocky 3 is silly, with a ham-fisted script and bad acting. However, it's hard not to laugh when Hulk Hogan and Rocky go at it or when Mr T says he pities Rocky. Overall, fun, but stupid.

Lethal Weapon

Lethal weapon is funny, action packed and well-acted. One of the most important action movies of the 80's and the definitive buddy-cop movie.


It leaves the viewer still with some questions, but is very well made. The monsters are creepy and original. The script is clever and philosophical. The performances are also great, mainly Micheal Fassbender. The visuals are the best part of the film, though. I still can't think of how Scott got the vision for much of these set pieces and this one of the few movies that actually looks good in 3-D.

When the Wind Blows

A bleak, dreadfully haunting yet somewhat humorous film. A tearjerker that should be shown to everyone who is going to be in charge of nuclear weapons.

Marvel's The Avengers

Amazing movie. Lives past it's hype. The visuals for this ensemble are stunning as is the jaw-dropping action. The performances are equally awesome. There is also something rare for superhero movies, character development and 3-D characters to go along with it. The script is also funny, badass and emotional. Just awesome. Everything a superhero movie should be.

The Last Emperor

While the acting could be slightly better, this is still a visually stunning epic that tells it's story well.

The Dark Knight Rises

The final, and the best, Dark Knight film. Everything about this movie is perfect. You have to be made of wood to not feel compelled. The characters are amazingly human, when I first heard Bane would be the villain, I was dissapointed. I always felt that bane was just one-dimensional muscles and perhaps the choice a director like Michael Bay would make. This film made you not only identify with Bane, but sympathize with him (I won't reveal how, due to spoilers). Catwoman was always one of my favorite Batman characters, but I never got why she steals. This movie creates an excellent and complex reason. Of course Bale's Batman becomes increasingly intriguing, like in the last two. The acting is also fantastic , Nolan directs them inspiringly well. Michael Caine, breaks new ground in his career and delivers some of the most emotional lines of the script very well. Christian Bale hasn't lost his touch as Batman. Anne Hathaway does a better Catwoman than expected and even beats Michelle Pfeifers performance. Tom Hardy is amazingly threatening as Bane. The action scenes are visually stunning, intense and kinetic. A beautifully made story from Christopher Nolan and the best superhero movie I have ever seen.

The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane

Not particularly well acted, but smart and tense. Mostly well known as the movie Jodie Foster did before Taxi Driver and Martin Sheen before Apocalypse Now, "Claaarice" stars as a little girl willing to kill for her home. May sound formulaic but actually manages to be pretty creepy and suspenseful.

Rocky II
Rocky II(1979)

A bit of a caricature of the first film. For example in the first movie, rocky was slightly dunceish. In this one he can't even read out loud! However, I do enjoy the character development done on Apollo. In the first film he wasn't even a character, just a foil without a personality. Also the fight at the end was way more tense and had better action than the last. An OK sequel if you can stand the silliness.

Blackadder's Christmas Carol

Very intelligent and funny, like anything by Blackadder. Very clever parody, starting with scrooge nice and making him a douche in the end.

In the Loop
In the Loop(2009)

Political satire at some of it's best. This is one of the funniest comedies, as well as one of the most biting satires I've ever seen, really pokes fun at the ridiculousness of our Shakespearian comedy we call a "government".

Bram Stoker's Dracula

Scary,gritty,sexy and epic.Basicly it's everything twilight fails at.

Henry V
Henry V(1989)

Epic. Branagh's adaption of Shakespeare is probably just how the bard intended. Gritty, well acted and atmospheric, Branagh Showed his talent for acting and directing at an early age and showed his love for Shakespeare as well.

Finding Forrester

Though many consider it Van Sant recycling his greatest hit( Good Will Hunting) I do genuinely enjoy this film. Rob Brown and Sean Connery create excellent chemistry and the script is excellent. The ending may seem unnecessary , but I find it pretty touching. Anna Paquin also creates a nice, if not 2 dimensional, love interest and F. Murray Abraham makes a spectacular foil to Brown.

Good Will Hunting

One of the best tearjerkers. The script is very clever, switching from funny to moving quickly. There is not a single unlikable performance in this realistic, greatly directed and perfectly paced drama.

The Others
The Others(2001)

Scary as hell and intelligent. Nicole Kidman provides a wonderful performance as a terrified mother of fragile children. The ending is one of the best I've seen in years.


One of the GOOD Stallone movies. One of the most common misconceptions about Rocky is that it's an action movie. It's not, It's an out and out drama, and a damn good one. The performances are excellent, if not over-the-top. This is backed by the 3 dimensional characters, one of my favorite things about the film. The script develops the lovable Italian Stallion, as well as his romance with Adrian perfectly. Rocky gets 90% for being one of the most important films of the 70s.

Captain America: The First Avenger

Great action,writing and build up. The red skull looks kickass and cap is portrayed excellently by Chris Evans. Overall, a cool, if not slightly juvenile blockbuster.

Akeelah and the Bee

Inspiring and well-acted. However, The story is ridiculously predictable. Nothing special, just an average drama maybe with a bit more spark than usual. At least it's not oversimplified and shmaltzy. In short, you cheer for the main character even though you basically know whats going to happen.

Raiders of the Lost Ark

Spielberg's best yet. The set design is incredible, the action gritty and intense and the writng intelligent. The soundtrack helps to make this go along great. The characters are fun, the adventure is fun, what's not to love?


While Connery doesn't seem to provide his usual overwhelming screen prescence, Thunderball is still better than most other Bonds. The action is great, the opening fantastic. It's very exciting to watch, though the logic is somewhat muddled.

Dr. No
Dr. No(1962)

Though very garish, Dr. No is a fantastic start to the bond series. The plot is intriguing, it has the best bond and provides some great shots of Jamaica to go along with it's soundtrack.


Has great action and one of the best villains. Really started the Bond series's awesome henchmen and gadgets, also Sean Connery is excellent as Bond and the writing is razor-sharp.

From Russia With Love

Developes the Bond character much more than the first. Bond, in this film, is a stone cold, smart hero to go along with the mysterious villain and his cast of threatening thugs.

What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?

Though boring at parts, this film is a very scary, suspenseful look at insanity and sibling rivalry.

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer

Lazy, boring special effects based action movie with no substance. Contains the same stupidity of the first and loses it's plotline somewhere along the way.


Not only boring and unfunny, but a basic rehashed formula of every environmental movie. The humans are evil (escept for a "chosen few"), a new place is being built on the animal habitats, the kids come up with plans to stop it, you know the rest. This movie also forces it's message upon you and has paper-thin characters.

Because of Winn-Dixie

Though predictable and bland, Winn Dixie does have some genuinely sweet moments and some likeable charcters (though it doe nothing with them).

Road to Perdition

Atmospheric, thrilling and sweet with excellent acting by Tom Hanks and Jude Law. Not only is it a complex look at the mob and father-son relationships, but every shot looks stunning. A haunting, clever piece.


Excellently directed, clever and funny as hell, Snatch is a movie lover's movie. Very flamboyant energetic and just plain fun. Now off with ya, before I feed you to the pigs!

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

I swear to god, if you don't find this movie funny you're made of wood (and therefore...A WITCH!!!). Your sides will be hurting, you will be gasping for breath. A comedy classic and a humorous look at history. Now go away, you tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms, I fart in your general direction!

Nim's Island
Nim's Island(2008)

Completely bland and forgettable, most of the actors don't give a sh!t and the film doesn't fully take advantage of the beautiful setting it's given. Not to mention, the plot is bland and unrealistic.

Mission: Impossible

Though the plot has some small holes, Mission Impossible is a tense thriller and has some great action. Better than the average popcorn flick.

The Shawshank Redemption

Considered the best cult film, The Shawshank Redemption is heartwarming and humble. A film that brings out the innocence and brutality of the world, Shawshank has Morgan Freeman and Tim Robbins both acting out a sweet, smart and funny script.A film you must see before you die and a hella underrated one.

Miss Congeniality

At times funny and Bullock and Michael Cain are pretty good, but the script is awful and the story is an old, unoriginal one.

The Third Man

Awesome film. Welle's performance is excellent in this perfectly paced, well directed thriller that creates an interesting look at post-war Italy and makes you question the limits of friendship.

The Hobbit
The Hobbit(1978)

Pretty looking, but leaves out too much of the book and the voice actors seem uninspired.

Fat Albert
Fat Albert(2004)

As bland as they come. The script takes no risks, new characters are added for no reason, maybe that's the only risk. Even Kenan Thompson couldn't save this uninspired, boring, unfunny comedy.

Alice in Wonderland

Probably disney's wierdest film. The animation is great, but the characters are very thin. However, this film does provide some biting satire, though not as much as the novel.

The Fly
The Fly(1986)

Horrifying, yet poignant film. The characters and romance is incredibly well developed and the script shows it. This film also is the source of some bizarely gruesome images you won't soon forget. So those who are squeamish, be afraid, be very afraid... The performances are pretty good too, especially Goldblum, yet that may be the special effects acting for him.

Training Day
Training Day(2001)

A stylized and dark look at street life. The script is excellent, the suspense high and Denzel deserved that Oscar.


Unoriginal and rarely ,if ever, funny RV is a forgettable and boring,yet harmless family comedy

Mulholland Drive

Though confusing, Mulholland Dr. is masterfully acted, near perfectly directed and a surreal look at broken dreams.

Home on the Range

The voice actors are good but the animation is boring and the jokes are too familiar.


Brilliant, creative film. The performances are phenomenal, the stories fascinating, the atmosphere urgent. A magnificient tale of redemption and heartbreak with an odd, yet perfect ending.

Boogie Nights

Impeccable casting and perfect direction. Creates a realistic, darkly humourous look at the 70's porn industry and provides fleshed-out characters written brilliantly

Full Metal Jacket

Sharply written, haunting look at what war does to men and what men do to war with great,fleshed out characters. Contains excellent atmosphere and Vincent D'Nofrio's best performance.

Jack Frost
Jack Frost(1998)

Not funny, poor special effects and a lack of logic or originality make Jack Frost only for very young kids.

The Wiz
The Wiz(1978)

Though Michael jackson is a welcomme talent, the wiz is poorly acted, boring and fails to try and improve much on the original.

Time Bandits
Time Bandits(1981)

Very creative, very thoughtful and laugh out loud funny. A very odd look at time, morals and good and evil with brilliant special effects, though it may be too sill y for some at times.

The Bourne Identity

Suspenseful and touching, the Bourne identity is action-packed and atmosphereic with a great performance from Matt Damon.

Mrs. Doubtfire

A good film for kids who's parents are getting divorced. A very sweet, clever and funny comedy. It'l be sure to entertain.

Back to the Future

Funny movie with, great character, great special effects a cool twist on time travel.An 80's classic that's impossible not to enjoy.


Though historicallly dodgy, slightly diisrespectful and not too brainy, the characters are fun and the animation is wonderful, making this better than most of the stuff disney has out now.


Hilarious and action-packed with great characters.


Works as a funny comedy and an interesting debate on religion without suppresing itself or trying to hard to offend.


Well animated and with great narrating.

Justin Bieber: Never Say Never

Awful, shallow, creepy, distant and containing one of the WORST soundtracks I have ever heard. This putrid tub of slime is nothing more than a vanity project to an awful singer.

Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly

This is comedy gold. It's original, edgy and smart. Probably one of the best stand ups I've ever heard.

The Miracle Worker

Features some good performances and brings me to tears at a few points.Not really a lasting memory though.

A Cinderella Story

DAMN, just damn... I've never beeen so...unaffected by a film.So generic and stereotypical that I've seen it years ago, but it took me this long to write a review because I forgot it exists.

Atlantis - The Lost Empire

Not quite bad. All the characters are stereotypes but at least the animation is good.

Batman - Mystery of the Batwoman

Not as good as the show due to a senseless plot and bad writing.

Barton Fink
Barton Fink(1991)

Disturbing funny and surreal, the CoBros capture the boredom we've all been through. Staring at the wall, doing useless s**t and coming up with nothing. Such a great period piece, really captures the 40s feel.


A great, well-animated, gory and sharply written film-noir tribute and murder mystery.


The definition of an epic. Well acted, inspiring, action packed and tragic Braveheart is a classic, despite it's historical inaccuracies.


Though somewhat far fetched(so it only lasts one day?, really?), Limitless is creatively shot, smart and thrilling.


Shocking, dark and haunting, Chinatown has an excellent script and one of Jack Nicholson's best roles. Forget it Jack, it's Chinatown...

Hotel for Dogs

Good idea, horrible execution. The acting is bland, the jokes aren't funny and the story gets way to predictable in the end.

Miller's Crossing

Though the plot isn't very new, this is a great film. A savage, and yet gentle gangster flick powered by masterful performances and excellent direction.

Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties

The voice acting is good but the plot (if any) is boring and the jokes are ridiculously generic.

Garfield - The Movie

Harmless, yet leaves you feeling somewhat...empty.

Cats & Dogs
Cats & Dogs(2001)

A joyless snorefest that's not cute or funny or original and dominated by special effects.

Stuart Little

Fun, cute and not predicable as other kid's movies. Lacking in comedy however.

Stuart Little 2

Provides some character development and voice acting that improves upon the first

Dr. Dolittle 2

Definately more kid friendly than the first and just as funny. However, this is more awkwardly written and boring.

Cheaper by the Dozen 2

Generic, unfunny and lacking in any sense of the word (especially in joy).

Cheaper by the Dozen

Steve Martin provides some funny moments, but this is still a dissapointing movie and it's a pretty generic family comedy.

The Game
The Game(1997)

Though the plot-hole riddled ending ruins the dark, stylized mood the Game is still a fascinating thriller. Michael Douglas is great in his role and throughout the film a very creepy atmosphere is built.

Over the Hedge

A fun family flick that's funny and has good animation.

The Little Vampire

Cute but still awkwardly and oddly written with poor performances.

Homeward Bound - The Incredible Journey

Has good voice acting, a perfectly simple plot and is really heartwarming.

Free Willy
Free Willy(1993)

Thogh cliche, free willie still has a great soundtrack and is pretty touching, especially to animal lovers like myself.

Flushed Away
Flushed Away(2006)

Quite funny and original, despite it's lack of energy.

The Hunger Games

Though obviously not as good as the book, the Hunger Games is still a chilling dystopic nightmare with incredible performances and a near-poetic script.


One of the best vampire movies of the 90's.

The Big Lebowski

Funny, smart and thoughtful at the same time. The essential Coen brothers flick.

Blade Runner
Blade Runner(1982)

A neo-noir/sci-fi epic. The visuals are beautiful, the performances excellent and the plot is perfectly placed.

Titanic: The Animated Movie

Virtually irredemable. Unoriginal, senseless, disrespectful to the people who died on the titanic and boring. Not even bad enough for unintentional comedy like the Room.

Ace Ventura Jr.: Pet Detective

A rape of the 1st 2. cartoon network has ruined my childhood with this bland, potty humour-athon that takes no risks and has a half-assed backstory to make up for te fact that even Jim Carrey(The Number 23 guy!) thought this was too dumb a script.

Ace Ventura - When Nature Calls

Though dumber, this one is funnier than the first and puts our hero in a more fitting situation.

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

A classic comedy with excellent slapstick and a funny performance from Jim Carrey, despite it's stupidity.

The Boy in the Striped Pajamas (The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas)

Very authentic and touching. Carries a heavy ending and a confronting plot.

Dennis the Menace

Somewhat sweet, but still a bad home alone rip-off with tired tropes run amok and a lack of logic.Hell, you can even see dennis making the Home Alone face on the cover!

Richie Rich
Richie Rich(1994)

Rarely funny,poorly acted, filled with stereotypes. What did you expect from a movie about the 1%, well... just being the 1%.

Like Mike
Like Mike(2002)

Terrible, there is basically nothing else I can be bothered to say except, poor Crispin Glover (stop doing this to yourself you're a good actor for god's sake!).

The Warriors
The Warriors(1979)

Though somewhat pointless, the Warriors still has some fun, stylized action scenes.

The A-Team
The A-Team(2010)

Not very smart, but what do you expect from an A-Team movie. Still very awesome and badass and with some lovable characters who's actors play them almost identical to the show's.

2001: A Space Odyssey

Simply beyond epic. The visuals are mindbending, the story intruiging.Everything pushed in precise way to make understand in this beautiful masterpiece of genius.

In Bruges
In Bruges(2008)

A great script and nice performances make for a nice blend of comedy, drama and crime thriller, with the only flaw being a bit too few jokes.

The Room
The Room(2003)

This will actually make you more stupid by watching it.This is some of the most bland acting and godawful directing of all time. The good thing about it though is that it has some serious unintentional comedy.

Captain America

Red skull is f@$king dumbass,captain america is d--khead and the most f@%ked up part is that he loves both the woman AND her daughter which is just disgusting

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D

Im sorry if i'm being mean but this one of the worst things I have ever seen.Horrible acting,directing,screenplay and everything else,even for a kids movie.

The Invention of Lying

Though it has it's plot holes and it could have been more bold...I actually liked it. It's really pretty funny and inventive.

Once Upon a Time in America

Woods and DeNiro were superb at their roles in this beautiful, violent and atmospheric gangster drama that was scored flawlessly by Ennio Morricone. This is just such a life changingly beautiful film it's hard to describe it. Even though it's 4 hours every second is important to the story and the script is just marvelous.

Big Fat Liar
Big Fat Liar(2002)

Harmless yet unfunny and cliche.

The Iron Giant

Incredibly cliche, overrated and boring despite the fact that it carries the cold war feel quite well.

Liar Liar
Liar Liar(1997)

One of the funniest comedies since Ghostbusters.


Very cute, engaging and creates historical fiction without being to outrageous. A very hard to find kid's movie.

Spirited Away

Beautiful.Just epic.The creativity is almost tangible.The animation is masterful.Just unbelievably well made.


Very creative and stylish. the plot can be a bit dumb at times but for the most part this is a fun, twist filled thriller. Can't wait for a sequel.

L.A. Confidential

Fantastic. The story's pacing is impeccable, the noir feel is perfect ,best of all in my opinion is crowe's performance. This is probably one of the best cop movies i've ever seen.

John Carpenter's Vampires

Pretty fun. It can be funny and badass when it wants to be, however it's still poorly written and filled to the brim with unneccessary fanservice, dumb cliches and simply piss-poor writing.

La JetÚe (The Pier)

Perfect in it's tragedy and simplicity.


Well acted by Peter Lorre and filled with perfect atmosphere. A very samrt, exciting thriller.

Bee Movie
Bee Movie(2007)

Unfunny, poorly voice acted and godawfully executed.


Awful. Not funny, rarely entertaining and WAAAY to pretentious.

Babe: Pig in the City

Not as good as the first one. Definately wierd and dark. However, in my opinion it has some sweet moments to make up for the mean-spiritedness.


Very cute and intelligent. It's not forced or overly cliche like other kids movies would be given this plot.

Dunston Checks In

MONKEYS AREN'T FUNNY!!!!! THis movie proves it like no other. The script is generic and cliche as hell. nothing is likable, original or funny. A shame too because the actors here are really talented. Props to them though for realizing that even if they tried this will suck, and therefore hardlly trying.

Despicable Me

Very funny and has some heartfelt moments and perfect use of slapstick. This is a kid's movie done right.

How to Train Your Dragon

I was pleasantly surprised. The animation is excellent, there's some real character development and overall it's a very charming cute movie. Probably the closest dreamworks will get to Pixar.


Though over the top, Scarface is a near perfect rise and fall story. Pacino does a wonderful performnace and his decay is paced perfectly.

Pink Floyd - The Wall

Thiugh it has trouble getting it's main point across, the music and animation help provide a haunting idea of the main character's story.I especially like the motifs used(the use of flowers, butterflies and monsters to portray sex and the titular "wall")

In the Heat of the Night

Such a badass movie. Everything film noir came from this, Portiers performance was flawless and best of all is that EPIC soundtrack.


Hilarious and thrilling movie. Great performances by Stormare and McDormand especially. Provides some lovably quirky characters and some seriously creative twists.

The Godfather

Having seen it on amc last night, I loved it. Theres almost nothing to say. The casting is impeccable. The storytelling is beautiful.Honestly, the perfect film.

Forrest Gump
Forrest Gump(1994)

An incredible story with riotous jokes and a bittersweet ending.


The scarriest , yet least gory horror movie I have ever seen. Made by Perkin's spine-chilling performance. Simply a work of Art.

Fantastic Planet

A nonsensical, yet original piece of art that captures the imagination and is visually pleasing. Definitely worth a watch.

The Secret Life of Bees

Though sappy, the performances make this a real tearjerker.

Apocalypse Now

Excellently performed, especially by Sheen.This film provides an intruiging plotline and a wonderful mix of beauty and chaos.

Iron Man 2
Iron Man 2(2010)

Not really as gritty or intense as the first film, yet it still has fun characters, fun action scenes and all around is just a fun popcorn movie.Nothing more, nothing less.


Though cheesy and with some weak performances, Titanic is still beautiful,engaging and heartwarming with Kate and leo at least being good.

Cidade de Deus (City of God)

A perfect mix between a cruel, disturbing crime drama and a poignant coming of age story. Powered by an intersting narrative and powerful performances.Very confronting.

The Little Rascals

Can be cute and charming, yet also formula,pretentious and irritating.

Harry and the Hendersons

Though harmless, this film can be boring and has few jokes.

The Other Guys

Hilarious and still has some impressive action too.Mendes' performance could have been better though.

Lottery Ticket

Can be funny at times, but more of a guilty pleasure for me.


Powered by a chilling performance by Guy Pearce and provides a creative narrative and clever writing.

A Christmas Carol

Powered by a strong performance by Patrick Stewart and authentic visuals and sets.

Napoleon Dynamite

Provides some hilarious moments and wonderful characters.

Citizen Kane
Citizen Kane(1941)

An original,and poignant mystery. Perfectly directed, acted and paced.

Date Night
Date Night(2010)

Funny simply because of Carrel and Fey.

The Grey
The Grey(2012)

A dark and engaging thriller with grit and emotion.

Kangaroo Jack

Has funny moments but still inconsistent with no specific genre or plot.

Batman & Mr. Freeze: Subzero

An overlong episode, still of a good series but still nothing special.

Morning Glory

Badly directed, greatly acted and unoriginal.

Red Tails
Red Tails(2012)

The cliches,unnecessary scenes/subplots and godawful dialogue are saved by Terrence Howard's performance, an interesting backstory and some fun(yet one-dimensional) characters.

No Country for Old Men

A heartpoundingly tense and bleak thriller with a excellently creepy performance by Javier Bardiem.

Where the Wild Things Are

An excellent, heartfelt and dark adaption of a kids book that offers more for adults.

Baby's Day Out

It's not funny. It doesn't have anything interesting. Simply a bland and forgettable film.

The Usual Suspects

Baldwin and Del Toro make a perfect combination in this excellent thriller with a heart stopping twist.


Slow as a snail and takes itself way too seriously. A ripoff of watchmen that will not apeal too it's target audience.Mako's voice acting and the cool visuals help this movie though.

Twelve Monkeys (12 Monkeys)

An insane and huantng experience. Bruce Willis' best performance and A story that will leave you rattled with it's conclusion.

Midnight in Paris

A cute, energetic, well acted film. Nothing really special about it, just a good movie that you'll probably love.

Saving Private Ryan

Acted out perfectly with intensity and emotional depth.

The Incredible Hulk

Thrilling, excellent special effects and great performances by Ed Norton and Tim Roth. The romance has actual chemistry and the lab scenes are actually disturbing.

Cop & 1/2
Cop & 1/2(1993)

The acting is good and it has a cute concept but this eventually turns into a cliche, overly cheesy, annoying flick.

Super 8
Super 8(2011)

Features a well written script and alot of thrills with great child acting. A perfect mix of ET, Cloverfield and Stand By Me.

The Dilemma
The Dilemma(2011)

May be cliche and cheesy but interesting enough to try

Batman Forever

Not godawful or unwatchale but stil Chris O'Donnell and Tommy Lee Jones's subpar performances cancel out the actually good ones(such as Jim Carrey).

Batman Returns

Less charming yet more complex than the first with some great performances.

Apocalypse Now Redux

I have yet to see the original but I find this perfect. Epic,insane and beautiful this rich saga will have you the edge of your seat. Has memorable perfectly acted characters.


Interesting performances(especially by Nicholson) make this a smart, dark, action packed film to check out.

The Departed
The Departed(2006)

Flawless script,acting and direction. A hauntingly epic thriller.


Seems similar to the incredbles but still cute and funny.

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

Slightly better than the original. Has more action and and a story I can relate to more.

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe

A close adaption that's worth checking out. Lacks alot of the charm of the books though

The Neverending Story

One of the most overrated movies of the last 5 decades.

Son of the Mask

It's a miracle Jim Carrey didn't commit Japanese ritual suicide over this.

The Mask
The Mask(1994)

A zany hilarious action comedy.

Titan A.E.
Titan A.E.(2000)

Has plenty eye candy but not original in the slightest.

Seven (Se7en)

Spacey is at his prime. This is a creepy, well acted thriller that will have you at the edge of your seat.

Curious George

Works great at making a big story out of a little book.

James and the Giant Peach

Though flawed THis movie is still original and fun to watch.

Legally Blonde

Despite some funny moments and Reese's best efforts this movie is still formulaic and annoyingly bubbly.

Crazy, Stupid, Love.

Had hilarious acting and some unexpected twists.

Soul Surfer
Soul Surfer(2011)

A corny script and WAY too much hollywood cheese are saved by an inspiring story and pretty decent performances

Mean Girls
Mean Girls(2004)

Acting needs work but still clever and pretty funny.(the last review that said that was an accident on my computer)


A bit of a dissapointment but still epic.

Kung Fu Panda

A great cast makes this a great action movie for kids.

August Rush
August Rush(2007)

A great rendition of Oliver Twist witha great cast. The plot might confuse some but I loved it.

Little Manhattan

Sweet, with a nice ending and a good cast. Perhaps a bit cliche but still good.

Tower Heist
Tower Heist(2011)

Welcome back Eddie.

Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2

So bad it's hard to believe it exists.

Raging Bull
Raging Bull(1980)

A depressing, brutal story. Perfect acting and directing, with plenty memorable moments.


The Directing is beyond excellent. The sountrack and the costumes give the film an edge. Even the extras are perfect at their role. This is a gritty yet sometimes humourous masterpeice you need to see before you die.

The Land Before Time II: The Great Valley Adventure

Introduced my favorite character and still had some of the adventure that made the last one popular.

The Land Before Time

It's amazing how much childlike wonder you can work into an hour and 10 min.

Fight Club
Fight Club(1999)

A potent, intense, well acted thriller with still a bit of room for humor.

Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian

I expected it to be more epic, still funny though.


A cute movie by disney, better than most of their new crap.


A good movie but I hate all the fan obsession on the inernet and the cliche story.

Journey to the Center of the Earth

When was the last time Brendan Frasier made a good movie?

Night at the Museum

Ben Stiller is good and this movie is pretty decent.

Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey

Iffy, Alex and Keanu do their roles exceptionally yet The comedic feel doesn't seem to be as strong as the last one's.

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

An imaginative and riotous, if not absurd comedy.

Un Chien Andalou

What did I just watch? I'm still having nightterrors about this thing.Basicly that means that it proves it's purpose(to shock)

Ruby Bridges
Ruby Bridges(1997)

Michael Beach made this movie, severely underrated actor.

Grave of the Fireflies (Hotaru no haka)

The most heart wrenching, depressing, disturbing films I have ever seen.

The Ten Commandments

Epic, with great special effects for the time.

The Nativity Story

May be boring and overlong, but still well acted and charming.

Family Guy - Blue Harvest

Riotous parody. Will ruin everything you love about Star Wars and fill it with dirty, hilarious jokes.

Batman Begins

Invented the gritty reboot.

The Last Airbender

Ruined the entire franchise. Complete joke of amovie.

My Dog Skip
My Dog Skip(2000)

A touching coming of age story.

Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed

No big improvements of takebacks compared to the first.


The actors try, but this is just a bad movie based on a bad show.

Alvin and the Chipmunks

Not that bad, Jason lee does a pretty good job.

The Tale of Despereaux

Terrible voice acting and cliche story.

Marley & Me
Marley & Me(2008)

A sad and comic family movie.

Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

Great movie but I still can't understand why everyone loves Wallace and Gromit.

City of Ember

Boring compared to the excellent book.

Joe Versus the Volcano

Nothing notably great, still can be funny though.

The Polar Express

Too stretched out and the animation is creepy.


It has it's good and bad moments.


Doesn't really do the book justice.

March of the Penguins

The cutest most breathtaking documentary I've ever seen.

Young Frankenstein

Hilarious from beginning to end

Sherlock Holmes

Can be confusing,but still fun.

Be Kind Rewind

Creative and very funny.


A film you need to show to your child.

An Inconvenient Truth

This is the truth, we are raping the only planet we have.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Idiotic plot(aliens?,really) and cgi overkill.

The Phantom of the Opera

Nothing special in singing terms but the acting and story are still excellent.

LÚon: The Professional

A potent,intense thriller that will make you laugh and cry.

Fantastic Mr. Fox

One of the best animated movies I've seen in a while.


An American "Spirited Away".

Monster House

Actually kind of creepy. Pretty funny too.

Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief

One of my favorite books...ruined, Why do you hate me Columbus?

A Christmas Story

A classic hilarious comedy.

The Ring
The Ring(2002)

Intelligent and eerie.

Death Note: Re-light: L's Successors

The added scenes amp up the tension from the show.

Death Note: Re-light: Visions of God

Death note is one of the smartest,creepiest animes ever made.

Code Geass Leouch of the Rebellion: R2, Part 2

I love Code Geass but I prefer the original to R2.R2 is still intelligent and action packed like the original.

Meet Dave
Meet Dave(2008)

Cliche with no jokes.

Little Otik
Little Otik(2001)

Awesome and messed up.What was this guy smoking?The ending leaves something to be desired.

Paul Blart: Mall Cop

No grounded story or great jokes.

Grown Ups
Grown Ups(2010)

Better than alot of Sandler's movies but after the climax it gets downright desperate.Really funny jokes in the first half though.

Naruto Movie: Guardians of the Crescent Moon Kingdom

Reuses the plot but at least Lee gets his screen time.

Naruto the Movie 2: Legend of the Stone of Gelel (Gekij˘-ban Naruto: Daigekitotsu! Maboroshi no chitei iseki dattebayo!)

I liked the characters and script better than the first.

Naruto the Movie: Ninja Clash in the Land of Snow (Gekij˘-ban Naruto: Daikatsugeki!)

Might have it's moments but it's a dissapointment to fans of the show

Bleach: Fade to Black, I Call Your Name (Gekij˘ ban Burţchi: Feido t˘ burakku - Kimi no na o yobu)

A sweet and action filled adventure with an interesting plot.

Bleach: The DiamondDust Rebellion (Bleach: The Movie 2) (Gekij˘ ban Bleach: The DiamondDust Rebellion - M˘ hitotsu no hy˘rinmaru)

Filled with action and dark tension. Anyone who calls themself a bleach fan has to see it.

Bleach: Memories of Nobody

A bit boring compared to the show but still manages to work in some of the action and sweetness the show has.

High School Musical 2

Yeah this sucked, but my question is how is it HSM when it's not in HS!

High School Musical

I feel baffled at the fact that anyone could like this.

Star Trek
Star Trek(2009)

If you aren't a trekkie this movies action, story and special effects will make you be a super trekkie.

The Princess Diaries

Exactly what you would expect.It's cute and shows a drastic makeover even if the actors are subpar and the script can be ridiculous.


A hilarious spoof with gimmicks that never get old.

Meet the Parents

May be slow and have some dues ex machinas, but still filled with hilarious outbursts as a result of the excellent tension.

True Grit
True Grit(2010)

A western with real feeling and a story that sucks you in.

Dinner for Schmucks

It was really funny and the cast did a good job.

Mouse Hunt
Mouse Hunt(1997)

Really funny, an incredibly underrated movie.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie

Works better at turning cartoons into real life than most movies.

Lilo & Stitch

Cute and funny with great voice acting,but the story can get a bit dry.

The Pacifier
The Pacifier(2005)

Piss on this f*cking turd!

The Game Plan

At least it's better than the pacifier.

Brother Bear
Brother Bear(2003)

It's great for really young children but there's not alot to entertain adults.

Blade II
Blade II(2002)

Epic and action packed. But not nearly as good as the first.

Saturday Night Live - Best of Jimmy Fallon

Jimmy is one of the funniest people to rock snl


The special effects failed but it's still a Tim Burton classic.

Who Framed Roger Rabbit

This is one of those kids movies that adults will love too.

Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams

All spy kids movies are exactly the same.

Edward Scissorhands

Depressing yet wonderful at the same time.

Alice in Wonderland

Not as bad as people would tell you, not very good either.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Trippy and dark, I'm sure Roald Dahl would like this better so stop complaining about your "raped childhoods".

Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas

Pretty crappy even if Jim carrey makes a good grinch.

The Grinch Grinches the Cat in the Hat

It's cute and trippy, what more could a Suess fan ask for?

Taxi Driver
Taxi Driver(1976)

A perfect cast and a creative story make this a classic.


Maybe the romance part is pretty f-cked up, but it is funny and you have to love the piano scene

The Simpsons Movie

Excellent, better than any episode made in the past 7 years.

School of Rock

Engergetic,sweet and hilarious.

Inuyasha - Guren no houraijima (Fire on the Mystic Island)

Has as much action and character development as the third.

Inuyasha - Tenka hadou no ken (Inuyasha the Movie 3: Swords of an Honorable Ruler)

The best and most relevant movie of this series.

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

Overracted and often stupid but it's watchable I guess.

Superman Returns

This crap gets a positive rating? This is a boring,hammy movie with an emo Lex Luthor,no joke, emo Lex Luthor!


Are you not entertained!? A violent,well acted,suspenseful thrill ride have sold me...queer giraffes

Terminator 2: Judgment Day

Classic James Cameron sci-fi action.

Iron Man
Iron Man(2008)

Made me an Iron-Man fan.

The Terminator

Dark and action packed

Jurassic Park

Epic and entertaining.

Apollo 13
Apollo 13(1995)

Suspenseful and a great retelling.


Right behind the Lion King in(non-pixar) Disney animation

The Wild
The Wild(2006)

Steals everything it has from The Lion King,Finding Nemo and Madagascar

Ice Age 2: The Meltdown

Such crap compared to the original.

Ice Age
Ice Age(2002)

Not too original but very interesting anyways.

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

Sasha Baron-Cohen will have you rolling on the floor laughing.


An energetic funny movie that will help kids learn some more about pop culture.


A kick-ass,smart sequel.

The Bucket List

A sweet,funny movie with energetic acting.

Cowboy Bebop: The Movie (Kaub˘i Bibappu: Tengoku no Tobira)

A stylish action flick fans of 'Mission Impossible' and 'Kill Bill' will love.

Gremlins 2: The New Batch

Even if you decide to see it as a parody of the first it still isn't funny.


Hilarious and freaky as hell at the same time.

Die Hard
Die Hard(1988)

Smart and action packed.Badass main character,intelligent villains and well paced plot.


Smart and original.


Unpredictable and very well animated.

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

A huge dissapointment,you can name at least 50 plotholes!

Home Alone 3
Home Alone 3(1997)

And people complain the first 2 are unrealistic.

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

May recicle some of the plot from the first but still laugh out loud funny.

Home Alone
Home Alone(1990)

A hilarious classic with the best child acting I've in years.

It's a Wonderful Life

A classic with an excellent lesson

To Kill A Mockingbird

One of the few book adaptions better than the original.

Men in Black
Men in Black(1997)

Hilarious with incredible special effects(for the time).

Ghostbusters (1984 Original)

"It's true this man has no..."

Hellsing I
Hellsing I(2002)

I liked this series it's just so confusing,the OVA is so much better.

Jonah - A VeggieTales Movie

I'm an atheist and a skeptic yet I found this movie entertaining.

Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

Excellent,more creative than IV and V but less satisfying though.

Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope

I had been holding off on reviewing this because i couldn't properly state how awesome it is.


Boring at first horrifying,humorous and action-packed later

Shrek Forever After

At least it's better than the last one.

Shrek the Third

A desperate grab at money by dreamworks.

Shrek 2
Shrek 2(2004)

The best of the series.


Hilarious and fun.


Just as good as it's predececors.


Not the best of Pixar but still action packed and funny.

The Incredibles

Excellent not just as a kid's movie but an action movie as well



Bram Stoker's Dracula's Guest

I didn't think this was possible but its worse than twilight

The Wizard of Oz

Filled with plot holes,an unfaithful adaption of the book and horribly overrated.However it has a good story and original dialogue,it's also fun to watch.

Toy Story
Toy Story(1995)

Excellent animation and exceptionally well done for a kids movie.

Kill Bill: Volume 2

More character development and awesome dialog.The one take back is the fact that the villains in this one arent as interesting as the first movie's villains.

Kill Bill: Volume 1

Bloody good fun(no pun intended),filled with action,interesting backstories and dark humor!Aweswome!

Spider-Man 3
Spider-Man 3(2007)

Ruined the franchise,here are the worst parts:
Peter Parker dressing like a douche/doing a saturday night fever strut,the fact that there are 3 villains,all the poorly put together love triangles and last but not least ALL THE CIVILIANS IN THIS MOVIE ARE IDIOTS!!:(Glenn is hanging from building)guy:hey what's she doing?,me:TRYING NOT TO FALL TO HER DEATH YOU MORON!

Spider-Man 2
Spider-Man 2(2004)

Better and more developed than the first


Funny,action packed,well written and probably one of the best superhero movies
f**k you sony,the reboot looks terrible

Fantastic Four

ridiculous writing and flow but some of the actors weren't terrible

Green Lantern

Same pile of sh-t stained trash as the 1990 captain america and batman and robin.

Reservoir Dogs

Allright let me tell you what "Like a Virgin"'s about...


overemotional and anti-climatic at times but still awesome

Toy Story 2
Toy Story 2(1999)

Loved it,smart,funny,great.

The Lion King

The best non pixar disney movie


Amazing.The only problem is it tries too hard to be a hollywood disney movie

Howl's Moving Castle

Howl's moving castle has the we loved about spirited away and
the insensity we loved about princess mononoke.


0 points for originality but good acting and incredible special effects

The Matrix
The Matrix(1999)

Incredible almost no flaws

Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

less boring and more energetic than the last one but the development and performance of anakin is simply pathetic to say the least

Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

Just godawful I dont even want to talk about it anymore

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Better than the first,the darkness is amplified and the story is better put

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

May be boring and cheesy at times but amazingly put together

V for Vendetta

Creative and Suspenseful with an awesome script

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1

honestly a dissapointment not as good as the others

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

this one has more serious villains and and the kids have really honed their acting skills

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Perfect just great work a thrilling experience

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

has a better developed story then the last

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

greatly acted,with a great story and(for the time)incredible special effects

X-Men: First Class

Has everything that made the 2nd one awesome and moe

X-Men Origins - Wolverine

rushed in every aspect,from the action to the scenes to writing

X2: X-Men United

pretty awesome with more action and a better story than the last one


A great movie to watch,very exciting and suspenseful,though it can be cheesy at times and at moments the acting could be a little stale

Spy Kids 3-D - Game Over

horrible 3rd movie to a series that should have never had a 2nd!

Princess Mononoke (Mononoke-hime)

A good movie with excellent animation,creativity and an incredible flow miyazaki's best film yet!

Watership Down

an honest and creative film with great characters,animation and voice acting

Pulp Fiction
Pulp Fiction(1994)

Perfect characters ,script,acting and directing What country you from?

The Dark Knight



very funny and smarter than i thought

The Help
The Help(2011)

Funny sad and well made

Spy Kids
Spy Kids(2001)

Overrated but okay i guess


Perfect movie and its not THAT hard to understand.That 14% of critics are all total idiots.