Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is a franchise that I didn't grow up with as a kid; I don't know why but I just never got the appeal; so I'm going into this film cold turkey. The latest installment has both good and bad things clustered in it that it ends up somewhere in the middle. The best part of the movie is the turtles. They're charming, funny, and genuinely cool. The problem? You don't really feel like you got to know them because the movie focuses on Megan Fox and a woefully mis-used Will Arnett (aside from a great fedora joke). Neither are particularly interesting characters and you don't care for when they're in danger. Fox's acting is atrocious as always, when she tries to emote she comes across as more stoic than Groot who is a tree. The film looks really cool visually but half the shots are dutch tilts and it gets to be distracting at times. The ending of the movie is ripped straight out of The Amazing Spider-Man I'm not even kidding, SAME EXACT THING. This movie is perfect for kids, they won't expect anything other than turtles, fighting, pizza, and... borderline pornographic shots of Megan Fox? but those who want a bit more will be disappointed er well... what did you expect?