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I May Destroy You
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This may be the worst camp in the whole Third Reich. Although it looks fun in a lot of ways, Ilsa (a sex addicted bombshell) is probably more evil than Hitler himself. This is certainly not your everyday Schindlers List portrayal although it is fact that these more depraved torture techniques were carried out. For Ilsa, the war was her own sexual playground and when a man was unable to please her, it was off with his head. But not his big head. This is as much a story of self control as it is a battle for life.
If your hooker starts covering furniture with sheets of plastic, you better hope she's just a squirter. Otherwise it is highly likely you are about to become a ritualistic sacrifice for a chainsaw worshiping cult. Private I. Jack Chandler better find his perky runaway girl before someone finds him....in pieces. Fun for the whole family this one is.
35 years ago this guy named Paul Ruebens created a character on a sketch comedy show named Groundlings. Soon after, Pee Wee Herman was a household name with movies, a hit T.V. show, and merchandising for days. Then as a fan of the movies, Paul Ruebens slipped into a low budget cinema and enjoyed himself more than people are typically allowed in public. With Pee Wee's Playhouse capturing a large youth demographic, it is not too surprising that mothers around the country helped black list the once adored Ruebens. For nearly twenty years, he has unsuccessfully rebooted his career as Pee Wee until a company known for rebooting shows stepped up to the plate, Netflix. I honestly hadn't heard any buzz about this movie, but after watching the movie I read an article with Ruebens doing a Q&A. He actually mentioned he didn't understand why it took him so long to get another chance and the more I think about it, I don't know why either. Let's be honest, the guy went to a place that shows XXX movies and from what I understand, several guys got caught. Is it weird, certainly. But if you have ever watched Pee Wee in action, you know he is weird. There are certainly lots of mothers that still think about an incident that happened a million years ago and want him to fail. However, all those haters can eat a meat stick because Paul Ruebens absolutely nailed this movie. I will not say much about the movie because it is simply Pee Wee at his best with no strings attached. If you like his old stuff, this is right up there with Pee Wee's Big Adventure and better than Bigtop. 8 out of 10 at least. ?
It's a sad day when you realize this movie is the most likely result in a post-apocalyptic future with the exception of the underground white faced cult. Basically a bunch of dudes hunting down the last few woman on the planet for nothing more than a quick piece of ass. This is a bit of a weird one, but a fun and entertaining take on life after nuclear war. Although most of his dialogue is between him and a dog, Don Johnson and his vagina smelling mutt make a hell of a team and give even more reason why these four legged bastards are Mans Best Friend.
When a pair of siamese twins don't really want to be separated, you have the basis for an epic horror plot. Basket Case is a trilogy that tells the tale of Duane Bradly and his meant to be discarded brother Belial. Once separated, Belial immediately attacks and tears the face off of the Doctor performing the separation. From their Duane hides his deformed mutant brother in a large wicker basket and they disappear into the city. Expect a lot of laughs as most of the death scenes are constantly voted to be the Best/Worst/Funniest and the plot is marvelous in its simplicity.