Brendan C.'s Quotes - Rotten Tomatoes

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This Is the End
This Is the End (2013) 3 years ago
  1. Danny McBride: I think the only reason that Jay did that was because he knew he was about 2 minutes away from becoming the house bitch himself.
This Is the End
This Is the End (2013) 3 years ago
  1. Danny McBride: Hermione stole all of our shit.
This Is the End
This Is the End (2013) 3 years ago
  1. Danny McBride: When I came into your magazine it was a come for help.
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make... (2006) 3 years ago
  1. Borat Sagdiyev: You will be my boyfriend.
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004) 3 years ago
  1. Kumar: Remember that time when we got really stoned and started throwing shit off of that bridge to see if it would float?
Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy
Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004) 3 years ago
  1. Ron Burgundy: I'm in a glass case of emotion.
Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy
Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004) 3 years ago
  1. Ron Burgundy: Go fuck yourself San Diego
Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy
Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004) 3 years ago
  1. Ron Burgundy: It's so hot. Milk was a bad choice.
Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy
Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004) 3 years ago
  1. Brian Fantana: They've done studies you know. Sixty percent of the time it works every time.
Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy
Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004) 3 years ago
  1. Brick Tamland: I hear that their periods attract bears. The bears can smell the menstration.
Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy
Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004) 3 years ago
  1. Veronica Corningstone: Brick are you saying that there is a party in your pants and that I'm invited?
Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy
Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004) 3 years ago
  1. Ron Burgundy: Hey aqualung!
The Big Lebowski
The Big Lebowski (1998) 3 years ago
  1. Walter Sobchak: Calmer then you are.
The Big Lebowski
The Big Lebowski (1998) 3 years ago
  1. Walter Sobchak: You are entering a world of pain
The Big Lebowski
The Big Lebowski (1998) 3 years ago
  1. The Dude: This aggression will not stand man.
The Big Lebowski
The Big Lebowski (1998) 3 years ago
  1. The Dude: His dudeness, duder, or el dudorino
The Big Lebowski
The Big Lebowski (1998) 3 years ago
  1. Walter Sobchak: Has the whole world gone crazy!
The Big Lebowski
The Big Lebowski (1998) 3 years ago
  1. Walter Sobchak: Calm down your being very undude.
Psycho
Psycho (1960) 3 years ago
  1. Norman Bates: We all go a little mad sometimes.
True Romance
True Romance (1993) 3 years ago
  1. Vincenzo Coccotti: What we are doing is having a game show and tell. You aren't telling me anything, but you're showing me everything.
Collateral
Collateral (2004) 3 years ago
  1. Vincent: Hey homie, is that my briefcase?
Scent of a Woman
Scent of a Woman (1992) 3 years ago
  1. Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Something big may happen for that little thing of yours Charlie
My Left Foot
My Left Foot (1989) 3 years ago
  1. Christy Brown: Get in that car before I kick your ass
Full Metal Jacket
Full Metal Jacket (1987) 3 years ago
  1. Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: You climb like old people fuck private pile!
Full Metal Jacket
Full Metal Jacket (1987) 3 years ago
  1. Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: If god wanted you up there I am sure he would have miracled your ass up there by now, private Pyle.
Full Metal Jacket
Full Metal Jacket (1987) 3 years ago
  1. Hartman: I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
In the Heat of the Night
In the Heat of the Night (1967) 3 years ago
  1. Virgil Tibbs: They call me Mister Tibbs.
In the Heat of the Night
In the Heat of the Night (1967) 3 years ago
  1. Police Chief Bill Gillespie: Your not going to do nothing. Your just going to stand there and shut up.
Sling Blade
Sling Blade (1996) 3 years ago
  1. Karl Childers: French fried pataters.
Despicable Me
Despicable Me (2010) 3 years ago
  1. Gru: Uggghh I hate that guy.
A Haunted House
A Haunted House (2013) 3 years ago
  1. Dan "the Man": I would say watermelon, but that could be racist.
A Haunted House
A Haunted House (2013) 3 years ago
  1. Malcolm: Nobody is going to hurt you on my watch. Unless somebody has a gun.
A Haunted House
A Haunted House (2013) 3 years ago
  1. Malcolm: Oh my god look at all of this shit.
A Haunted House
A Haunted House (2013) 3 years ago
  1. Kisha: Look on the bright side I am allergic to dogs.
  2. Malcolm: Thats what was so great about Shiloh. He was hypoallergenic.
American Beauty
American Beauty (1999) 3 years ago
  1. Lester Burnham: I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me. But it's hard o stay mad when there is so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I am seeing it all at once, and it is too much. My heart fills up like a ballon that is about to burst. And then I remember to relax. And stop trying to hold on to it. And then it flows through me like rain. And I can feel anything but gratitude for every moment of my stupid little life. You have no idea what I'm talking about do you? But don't worry you will someday.
Silver Linings Playbook
Silver Linings Playbook (2012) 3 years ago
  1. Pat Sr.: I'm going to come over and break that camera over your head, and come back and interview you about what it's like to have that camera broken over your head.
Silver Linings Playbook
Silver Linings Playbook (2012) 3 years ago
  1. Pat Solitano: You have poor social skills. You have a problem.
Collateral
Collateral (2004) 3 years ago
  1. Vincent: Tell him he's an asshole.
  2. Max: You're an asshole.
Snatch
Snatch (2001) 3 years ago
  1. Brick Top: If you ever stop me when I'm walking again. I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
Snatch
Snatch (2001) 3 years ago
  1. Brick Top: Get your tongue out my arsehole.
Trouble with the Curve
Trouble with the Curve (2012) 3 years ago
  1. Gus: What do you say now jackass? Thats known as trouble with the curve.
Trouble with the Curve
Trouble with the Curve (2012) 3 years ago
  1. Gus: Stop before I have a heart attack killing you.
Trouble with the Curve
Trouble with the Curve (2012) 3 years ago
  1. Gus: What are you fellas staring at? I am not a pole dancer.
Dumb and Dumber
Dumb and Dumber (1994) 3 years ago
  1. Lloyd Christmas: His head fell off?
  2. Harry Dunne: Yeah he was pretty old.
The Perks of Being a Wallflower
The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012) 3 years ago
  1. Patrick: Call it slut and the falcon.
Jerry Maguire
Jerry Maguire (1996) 3 years ago
  1. Jerry Maguire: Help me help you.
Scary Movie 2
Scary Movie 2 (2001) 3 years ago
  1. Dwight: Hey I dont need your help lady. I can do it myself. [gives himself oral sex]
Unforgiven
Unforgiven (1992) 3 years ago
  1. Sheriff "Little Bill" Daggett: I'll see you in hell Bill Munny.
Intolerable Cruelty
Intolerable Cruelty (2003) 3 years ago
  1. Gus Petch: I'm gonna nail your ass!
Intolerable Cruelty
Intolerable Cruelty (2003) 3 years ago
  1. Gus Petch: Yep, I nailed his ass.
Pulp Fiction
Pulp Fiction (1994) 3 years ago
  1. Capt. Koons: I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years.
Pulp Fiction
Pulp Fiction (1994) 3 years ago
  1. Jules Winnfield: God came down from heaven, and stopped these mother fucking bullets.
True Romance
True Romance (1993) 3 years ago
  1. Clifford Worley: So if that's a fact tell me... Am I lying?
The Perks of Being a Wallflower
The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012) 3 years ago
  1. Patrick: So hows your first relationship going?
  2. Charlie: It's so bad that sometimes I fantasize that one of us is dying of cancer.
GoldenEye
GoldenEye (1995) 3 years ago
  1. James Bond: No more foreplay.
Tomorrow Never Dies
Tomorrow Never Dies (1997) 3 years ago
  1. James Bond: Let's take the highway.
Ocean's Eleven
Ocean's Eleven (2001) 4 years ago
  1. Danny Ocean: Ted Nugent called he wants his shirt back.
Ocean's Eleven
Ocean's Eleven (2001) 4 years ago
  1. Saul Bloom: If you ever ask me that question again Daniel. You will not wake u the following morning.
Ocean's Eleven
Ocean's Eleven (2001) 4 years ago
  1. Danny Ocean: Now there's eleven of us, each with an equal share. You do the math.
X-Men
X-Men (2000) 4 years ago
  1. Magneto: Lets just say God works too slowly.
X-Men
X-Men (2000) 4 years ago
  1. Rogue: When they come out does it hurt?
  2. Wolverine: Every time.
Casino Royale
Casino Royale (2006) 4 years ago
  1. James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
Dr. No
Dr. No (1962) 4 years ago
  1. James Bond: I think they were on their way to a funeral!
The Campaign
The Campaign (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Tim Wattley: Looks like the Travelocity gnome.
The Campaign
The Campaign (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Cam Brady: I crapped gold!
Scream 4
Scream 4 (2011) 4 years ago
  1. Gale Weathers: Your lemon squares taste like ass!
Die Another Day
Die Another Day (2002) 4 years ago
  1. James Bond Agent 007: I've always been known to keep my tip up.
Licence To Kill
Licence To Kill (1989) 4 years ago
  1. James Bond: Compliments of Sharkey! [shoots him]
Licence To Kill
Licence To Kill (1989) 4 years ago
  1. James Bond: I can't I just came by to kiss the bride.
Crazy Heart
Crazy Heart (2009) 4 years ago
  1. Bad Blake: Yeah fuck you, good bye!
Mean Girls
Mean Girls (2004) 4 years ago
  1. Gretchen Weiners: Somebody should just stab Ceasar.
Wedding Crashers
Wedding Crashers (2005) 4 years ago
  1. Chazz Reinhold: Mom the meatloaf! FUCK!
Wedding Crashers
Wedding Crashers (2005) 4 years ago
  1. Todd Cleary: We had a moment had the dinner table didn't we?
  2. Jeremy Grey: No we didn't have a moment at the dinner table!
  3. Todd Cleary: Yes we did have a moment.
  4. Jeremy Grey: There was no moment, I was there. If I was there don't you think I would have noticed if there was a moment?
The Dark Knight
The Dark Knight (2008) 4 years ago
  1. Joker: How about a magic trick? I'm going to make this pencil disappear.
The Other Guys
The Other Guys (2010) 4 years ago
  1. Det. Terry Hoitz: What is it with you and hot women?
The Other Guys
The Other Guys (2010) 4 years ago
  1. Det. Allen Gamble: These braised short ribs taste like a dogs asshole. What kind of woman would slow roast a dogs asshole, and serve it to her husband?
Saw
Saw (2004) 4 years ago
  1. Adam: I went back to my shit hole apartment, and woke up in an actual shit hole.
The Hangover Part II
The Hangover Part II (2011) 4 years ago
  1. Tattoo Joe: This kid 9 years old. He's got balls twice your size. Show him your balls.
The Hangover Part II
The Hangover Part II (2011) 4 years ago
  1. Tattoo Joe: No refunds, get the fuck out.
Sling Blade
Sling Blade (1996) 4 years ago
  1. Karl Childers: Coffee makes me nervous when I drink it.
Sling Blade
Sling Blade (1996) 4 years ago
  1. Frank Wheatley: Well I hate you!
  2. Doyle Hargraves: I hate you you little prick!
School of Rock
School of Rock (2003) 4 years ago
  1. Freddy: Just play the song Schneebly!
School of Rock
School of Rock (2003) 4 years ago
  1. Lawrence: Don't let the man bring you down.
Tropic Thunder
Tropic Thunder (2008) 4 years ago
  1. Kirk Lazarus: To be a moron, to be moronical. To be the dumbest mother fucker who ever lived.
Rain Man
Rain Man (1988) 4 years ago
  1. Charlie Babbitt: Did you fart?
  2. Raymond Babbitt: Yes I did.
  3. Charlie Babbitt: How can you stand that?
  4. Raymond Babbitt: No I don't mind it.
Rain Man
Rain Man (1988) 4 years ago
  1. Raymond Babbitt: Kmart sucks.
The 40 Year Old Virgin
The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) 4 years ago
  1. Trish: Everybody dick look big on 60-inch TV, my sister's dick look big on TV.
The 40 Year Old Virgin
The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) 4 years ago
  1. Mooj: [upon hearing about Andy's promotion] This is the bullshit of all bullshit! Scumbag! Ass kisser.
The Godfather
The Godfather (1972) 4 years ago
  1. Jack Woltz: A man in my position can't afford to look ridiculous. Now you get the hell out of here.
  2. Tom Hagen: Thank you for the dinner, and the lovely evening.
The Godfather
The Godfather (1972) 4 years ago
  1. Sonny Corleone: I don't want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his dick in his hands.
Pulp Fiction
Pulp Fiction (1994) 4 years ago
  1. The Wolf: Pretty please with sugar on top, clean the fucking car.
Pulp Fiction
Pulp Fiction (1994) 4 years ago
  1. Vincent Vega: Would you give a man a foot massage?
  2. Jules Winnfield: Fuck you.
  3. Vincent Vega: Because I could use a foot massage.
  4. Jules Winnfield: Llook I'm starting to get a little pissed off here.
The Hangover Part II
The Hangover Part II (2011) 4 years ago
  1. Alan: I spiked them with muscle relaxer's, and my A.D.H.D. medication.
The Big Lebowski
The Big Lebowski (1998) 4 years ago
  1. The Dude: Sooner or later you are going to have to face the fact that your a moron.