Tom V.'s Quotes - Rotten Tomatoes

Quotes

Wedding Crashers
Wedding Crashers (2005) 4 years ago
  1. John Beckwith: You picked her up at a funeral? Chazz I respect you and think you're an innovator but I'm just not ready for that. [queue funeral music]
Wedding Crashers
Wedding Crashers (2005) 4 years ago
  1. John Beckwith: You ever feel like you're disappearing? I feel so much like giving up.
MacGruber
MacGruber (2010) 4 years ago
  1. MacGruber: You walk around like your shit dont stink. Well I've got news for you, your shit does stink [sniffs] It stinks like shit!
MacGruber
MacGruber (2010) 4 years ago
  1. MacGruber: So what's going on?
  2. Vicki: Well it looks as if that handsome guy has some kind of tie to Cunth's men.
  3. MacGruber: You think he's handsome do you?
  4. Vicki: Well yeah kind of...
  5. Cunth: Well why don't you marry him then! Why don't you quite the case and marry him I'm being serious!
MacGruber
MacGruber (2010) 4 years ago
  1. MacGruber: Allegedly! I do have to say that for legal purposes.
MacGruber
MacGruber (2010) 4 years ago
  1. Piper: It is imperative Cunth doesn't get his hands on those codes.
  2. MacGruber: Ok thanks before you said that I thought it would be fine if he got them.
MacGruber
MacGruber (2010) 4 years ago
  1. MacGruber: I'll suck your dick.
MacGruber
MacGruber (2010) 4 years ago
  1. MacGruber: But Vicki what about your music?
  2. Vicki: [sings] It can wait...
MacGruber
MacGruber (2010) 4 years ago
  1. MacGruber: And no you can't ride in the trunk bud! Cuz the trunk is packed full of 45 pounds worth of homemade C4 explosives that I personally packed with these two ha...[explodes]
Happy Gilmore
Happy Gilmore (1996) 4 years ago
  1. Happy Gilmore: I think I just killed that Mister Mister lady.
Just Go with It
Just Go with It (2011) 4 years ago
  1. Eddie: Br-OUCH!
Hot Rod
Hot Rod (2007) 4 years ago
  1. Rod Kimble: Stunt IT!
Hot Rod
Hot Rod (2007) 4 years ago
  1. Rod Kimble: [with actions] I was too legit to quit!
Hot Rod
Hot Rod (2007) 4 years ago
  1. Dave: You've got a mountain for a face.
Hot Rod
Hot Rod (2007) 4 years ago
  1. Rico: I go to Church every God-Damn Sunday and you bring the demons out in me!
Hot Rod
Hot Rod (2007) 4 years ago
  1. Rico: I had that weird dream again last night where I am in a castle and a 1000 wizards are coming at me and the only way to kill them is to punch them as hard as I can in the face.
Hot Rod
Hot Rod (2007) 4 years ago
  1. Rod Kimble: My name's Rod, and I like to party!
Dumb and Dumber
Dumb and Dumber (1994) 4 years ago
  1. State Trooper: You'd shut your mouth if you knew what was good for ya!
Dumb and Dumber
Dumb and Dumber (1994) 4 years ago
  1. Harry Dunne: Lloyd I can't feel my hands....
  2. Lloyd Christmas: Here have these extra pair of gloves my hands are getting kind of sweaty.
  3. Harry Dunne: You have had an extra pair of gloves this whole time!?
  4. Lloyd Christmas: Yeah Harry we are in the Rockys.
  5. Harry Dunne: I'm gonna kill you!
Dumb and Dumber
Dumb and Dumber (1994) 4 years ago
  1. Harry Dunne: FOOTLONG! Who wants the FOOTLONG!
Dumb and Dumber
Dumb and Dumber (1994) 4 years ago
  1. Harry Dunne: [as his foot is on fire] JUST GIVE ME THE GOD-DAMN NUMBER!
  2. Detective Dale: Right if you're gonna be pushy just forget it!
Dumb and Dumber
Dumb and Dumber (1994) 4 years ago
  1. Harry Dunne: [looking through the spy-hole of their front door] There are two guys out there one of them has a gun...
  2. Lloyd Christmas: Did you pay the Gas-man?
  3. Harry Dunne: [puts his hands on his head]
  4. Lloyd Christmas: Do you realise what you have done!
Meet the Parents
Meet the Parents (2000) 4 years ago
  1. Greg Focker: How about you take those little sticks out of your hair and realise that I am a person with feelings.
Meet the Parents
Meet the Parents (2000) 4 years ago
  1. Jack Byrnes: [in slow-mo] Spike the ball FOCKER!
Along Came Polly
Along Came Polly (2004) 4 years ago
  1. Sandy Lyle: LET IT RAIN!
Along Came Polly
Along Came Polly (2004) 4 years ago
  1. Sandy Lyle: Best Man is in the house. [slips and falls]
Along Came Polly
Along Came Polly (2004) 4 years ago
  1. Sandy Lyle: RAIN DROPS!
Along Came Polly
Along Came Polly (2004) 4 years ago
  1. Sandy Lyle: OLD SCHOOL!
Along Came Polly
Along Came Polly (2004) 4 years ago
  1. Sandy Lyle: RAIN DANCE!
Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy
Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004) 4 years ago
  1. Ron Burgundy: Okay before we start. Lets go over the ground-rules....No touching of the hair or face... And THAT'S IT. Now FIGHT!
Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy
Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004) 4 years ago
  1. Ron Burgundy: Great Odens Raven!
Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy
Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004) 4 years ago
  1. Ron Burgundy: Great Knights of Columbus that hurt!
Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy
Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004) 4 years ago
  1. Ron Burgundy: [as he takes the Jazz Flute out of his sleeve] This is embarrassing... I'm totally unprepared.
Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy
Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004) 4 years ago
  1. Ron Burgundy: [talking to Baxter] You ate a whole wheel of cheese? I'm not even angry. I'm actually quite impressed.
Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy
Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004) 4 years ago
  1. Brian Fantana: [about Sex Panther] They've done studies you know. It works 60% of the time...Everytime.
  2. Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.
Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy
Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004) 4 years ago
  1. Ron Burgundy: I'm sorry I don't speak Spanish...
Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy
Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004) 4 years ago
  1. Ron Burgundy: Hey it's Papa Burgundy! Corningstone is fair game.
  2. Brian Fantana: Eh-OH! There he is!
  3. Ron Burgundy: I'm very aroused.
Happy Gilmore
Happy Gilmore (1996) 4 years ago
  1. Grandma: Could I please trouble you for a warm glass of milk. It helps send me to sleep.
  2. Hal (Nursing Home Orderly): You can trouble me for a warm glass of SHUT THE HELL UP!! Now you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep.
Happy Gilmore
Happy Gilmore (1996) 4 years ago
  1. Happy Gilmore: Somebody's closer! [high-pitched voice]