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Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1
3 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes

Not the worst of the series, but it sure is the most tedious. Almost everything in this movie is padded out to the max anne the pacing is slower than a stoned turtle. It makes one wonder why they had to split it up into two parts to begin with. However, I was impressed with the makeup effects for Bella's pregnancy.

Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat
3 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes

Yep, this is what the great Seuss intended
Erection and toilet jokes for your Mom to get offended
The jokes are horrendous and the story makes me weepy
Plus, the Cat's makeup is downright creepy
If Seuss saw this, there's no way he would rave
You can practically hear him rolling in his grave

Open Season
Open Season (2006)
3 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes

While cliché laden, poorly written and overly crude, even for the ten-year-olds it was directed towards, the animation is decent for an animation company's first film, the voice actors do their jobs pretty well and the pacing is where it should be.

Marmaduke (2010)
3 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes

How do you turn a one-panel comic strip into a movie? Simple, you don't. The jokes are awful, the CGI is laughably bad and the whole story is a cliched, phoned-in piece of nothing.

Barnyard (2006)
4 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes

The king of a land gets murdered? Check. His son becomes the new leader, but doesn't want the responsibility? Check. He decides to goof and live a life of not caring or worrying? Check. Through a convenient epiphany, he realizes his destiny? Check. Final battle under a red sky? Check.

It's official. This is nothing but a blatant Lion King rip-off plain and simple, only it's made worse by gag-inducing gags, subpar animation, annoying side characters and its unnecessary filler that's only reserved for avoiding the plot. But what else would you expect from the guy who gave us such classics as "Kung Pow! Enter The Fist?"

However, David Koechner as Dag pulls off a surprisingly threatening performance and is the only quality that makes the movie worth watching.