AaronBerry's Rating of Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat

Aaron's Review of Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat

3 years ago via Rotten Tomatoes
Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat

Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat(2003)

Yep, this is what the great Seuss intended
Erection and toilet jokes for your Mom to get offended
The jokes are horrendous and the story makes me weepy
Plus, the Cat's makeup is downright creepy
If Seuss saw this, there's no way he would rave
You can practically hear him rolling in his grave