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Movie Ratings and Reviews

Ghostbusters
Ghostbusters(2016)

This movie gave me aids and I died, I literally died. These are my last words fuc you movie.

Death Race 3: Inferno
½

I was worried at first being a part 3 , but turned out to be unfounded. Excellent action flick with a twistyish ending. Really really entertaining Luke Goss isn't Jason Statham but he comes pretty damn close to filling his shoes. With the ending I think they can get 1 more good story but should wrap up the franchise with it.

Martyrs
Martyrs(2016)

Complete and utter shit compared to the French original. This is just a stupid fucking movie with barely any resemblance to the source material. Dumbed down and less intense for weak stomached Americans.

The Angry Birds Movie

Did not put much effort in this crap,maybe one funny joke everything else falls flat.

The Subjects
The Subjects(2015)

There should be a higher rating AMAZING BRILLIANT movie that sneaks up on you. Just great story, characters I actually cared about, acting was fantastic. Want to watch it again already.

Cross Bearer
Cross Bearer(2012)

Dafuq , the acting the cinimatography the acting the story suck so much. Not one single sympathetic character in the whole thing. How did this crap get made,

RoboCop
RoboCop(2014)

mediocre , sub par remake. Even Gary Oldman and Samuel L. Jackson can't save this piece of crop. Was bored during the whole movie rent the original and you'll have a better time

The Human Race

SEE THIS MOVIE. The most original movie I have seen in a long time. 10 STAR MOVIE If you want a good twisty fantastic movie then this is for you. The twist at the end is amazing ,great acting , great cast. Original and mesmerizing story!!!!!!

Krull
Krull(1983)

I love this movie one of my favorites. Great movie from the 80s for its time. Just awesome.

Centurion
Centurion(2010)

Excellant movie , shows the best of what was Rome. Fast paced movie great heroes and villains you just love to hate.

Snakes on a Plane

Have watched this a hundred times and it never gets old. Take the stick out and turn on your disbelief and enjoy a fun movie.

Shoot 'Em Up
Shoot 'Em Up(2007)

BEST.. ACTION... MOVIE... EVER , Clive Owen is completely bad ass and Paul Giamatti steals the show as the best bad guy ever. Where else can you see Clive Owen kill someone with a carrot , not once but twice.

The Eagle
The Eagle(2011)
½

Could have been better with out Channing Tatum..

The Last Legion

For a low budget movie pretty good. Kept my attention and just a fun movie.

Love Sick Love
½

Trippy little movie , just a wild story line. Not really a clear villain or hero.

SalÚ o le 120 giornate di Sodoma (SalÚ, or the 120 Days of Sodom)

Boring as shit , this is supposed to be one of the most contraversiol movies ever. Just mind numbingly boring , my fantasies are darker than this could ever dream.

Gangster Squad

Bam this is how you make a gangster movie , action action action and no shia labeouf.

The Lords of Salem

Rob Zombie is a one trick pony , put his ugly wife naked in a movie , throw in buckets of blood and just all together throw any kind of plot or story. And then puts in his crappy music. Utter crap.

G.I. Joe: Retaliation

Soooo much better than that first piece of crap , this one is amazing better story and less Channing Tatum. COBRA!!!!!!!

Oblivion
Oblivion(2013)

What a pretentious movie , wanted to be something but never got to it's goal. Boring as hell wooden acting. Horrible movie.

Olympus Has Fallen
½

Damn good movie , with a few tweaks this could have been a great Die hard sequel.

Rise of the Guardians

I love this movie. Laughing one second , crying the next. The voice talent is phenomenal. Just one awesome movie.

Streets of Fire

I just don't get the hate for this movie , I love this movie and have watched it numerous times and never tire of it. One of the best movies of the 80's. the whole tone of it. Great acting and a soundtrack that still blows me away.

The ABCs of Death
½

For pure gore , go for it. A fun movie with an original premise , The stories are hit and miss but still pretty entertaining overall.

Atlas Shrugged: Part II

Great cast except for the Fox news personalities really enjoyed it as a work of fiction not an ideaology. This is getting unfairly judged for its politics and not as a movie.

Movie 43
Movie 43(2013)

A couple of skits miss the mark , but I laughed my ass off through most of it. Offensive as hell and sometimes stupid funny. But I enjoyed the hell out of it.

To Live and Die in L.A.
½

Starst prety slow but over all a pretty good movie , great cast only complaint I ave it's about 20 minutes too long.

The Dead Want Women

Starts off slow and stays that way , they need to figure out adding a lot of nudity adds nothing if you don't have a decent story or acting.

Lawless
Lawless(2012)

Falls flat , has a couple good moments. But just never gets to the point that you really care what's going on.

Diary of a Serial Killer

Crap movie with a lose story tied together with the telling of Ramirez , Dahlmer and Gein. Acting was bad pacing was bad just bad all around

The Shrine
The Shrine(2010)

Pretty decent movie pacing a little slow , but a good horror movie none the less with a nice little twist.

Goon
Goon(2012)
½

Not bad but not good, just meh.

Enter Nowhere
½

Now this is how you do a time travel movie. Starts a little slow , but once everything came together I was on the edge of my seat. Very satisfying movie even had me tearing up at the end.

Triangle
Triangle(2009)

How not to do a time travel movie , full of paradox and just outright silly. The ending was anti climatic , acting so-so , and ran way to long.

The Puppet Masters

Why , Why can't there be more great Heinlein adaptations like this. I can watch this movie everyday and not be tired of it.

Dust Up
Dust Up(2012)

This movie made me howl with laughter , quirky but funny , I have a new action hero now in Jack. Plus one of the coolest villains I've seen in along time.

Mutant Chronicles
½

Superb acting , great story. The steam punk element is the only thing holding this movie back. Highly reccomend this for everyone.

30 Nights Of Paranormal Activity With The Devil Inside The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo

Hilarious parody of all the recent so-called horror movies out. A couple jokes fall flat but for the most part pretty darn good.

Killjoy 3
Killjoy 3(2010)
½

Not great , but a huge improvement over the first 2 . Better story , expanded supporting cast for Killjoy. And Batty Boops' painted on costume is pretty good.

Killjoy
Killjoy(2000)

Horrible way to start off a franchise , sub par acting. Pacing was crap , story had a seed of something but just never took off.

Inbred
Inbred(2011)

Great special effects 99% practical to no CGI crap. Gore hounds will love it for the F/X , story wise just suspend your disbelief and have fun with it. Couple of just absurd moments that had me rolling , good silly fun.

1313: Cougar Cult

Brinke Stevens , Linnea Quigley , and Michelle Bauer in the same movie , I don't care that it sucks. The chance to see these ladies back in action is awesome.

Stolen
Stolen(2012)

Fun and action packed , suspend your disbelief and enjoy. Implausible yeah , but hey it's a movie.

The Victim
The Victim(2012)

Not bad but not great , ok to kill an hour and a half.

Vile
Vile(2012)
½

It hurts to watch , not that it's bad but just so intensly brutal. Not for the queezy , it makes Hostel look g- rated.

Alien Opponent

Acting is a little shakey , but a fun and entertaining movie. I had to keep pausing because I was laughing so hard. There should be more sci-fi/comedy like this. Great , great movie.

Dance Fu
Dance Fu(2011)

Crap. May be slightly amusing if you've lost part of your brain.

Texas Chainsaw
½

Was apprehensive at first , but turned out to be a damn good movie. Not just random bloody killings but a good story from how these usually go. Found my self rooting for leather face.

Django Unchained

Too long , wrong actors in most parts , and usual Tarantino pretentiousness. Waste of time movie.

Dark Floors
Dark Floors(2008)

Crap , just utter crap. When you get to the end of the movie you realize the whole movie was just 90 minutes of your life you will never get back.

Butter
Butter(2012)
½

The satire is just not done very well , should have tried to be more subtle. Apart from that a pretty good flick. Some good funny moments and unexpectantly sweet had me in tears at the end.

John Dies at the End

Excellent movie , very trippy but not enough where it takes away from the story. And a very interesting , original story it is. And finally 2 words "Clancy Brown"

Chained
Chained(2012)

Creepy , D'Onofrio pulls off insane way to well. This movie is just visceral grabs you by the throat and takes you on a ride.

High School
High School(2012)

This movie is so funny , laughed all the way through. Adrien Brody proves how great an actor he is. Can't brag on this movie enough , great actors great story.

Killer Joe
Killer Joe(2012)
½

Starts off pretty good but the last 10 minutes ruined the movie for me , Sopranos style endings suck.

Bait
Bait(2012)

Best shark movie I've seen since the first Jaws , the Aussies made an awesome movie here.

Atlas Shrugged: Part I

Loved it , not an action packed movie , not a thriller , just a good thinker. Can't wait til October to see part 2.

Juan of the Dead
½

Amusing for a minute , got old really quick , stale rehashed jokes. Netflix it wouldn't spend money on it.

Starship Troopers: Invasion

Wow wow wow I am very impressed. This measures up to the original in all ways , I can't wait to watch it again. Carmen , Karl and Johnny freaking Rico together again to thwart a bug invasion of earth. I'm already hoping for a sequel.

The Dictator
The Dictator(2012)

I did not want to like this movie , but about 10 minutes in I laughed all the way thru.

Mirror Mirror
½

A rather entertaining movie. One of the few KID movies , which everyone seems to forget this is, that doesn't talk down to kids and should be quite entertaining to them as well.

Drive Angry
Drive Angry(2011)

This movie rocks ass , I mean wow great action , witty dialogue , good story. I was glued to my seat. William Fichtner and Nicolas Cage give excellent performances.

Total Recall
Total Recall(2012)

Really unexpectingly boring , another useless remake .

Ninjas vs. Zombies

This was very entertaining , for such a low budget movie the acting is great the writing is top notch. I love this money can watch ti over and over again.

Detention
Detention(2012)

This movie was amazingly good , sets out to be a standard slasher movie but turns into to something truly unique and original. I have watched it twice and plan on watching it again. If you want an original , intelligently written movie you should see this.

Marvel's The Avengers

WOW wow wow wow this is how you make a comic book movie no this is how you make a movie period. Joss Whedon has out done himself with the Avengers. Funny without being obnoxious , action scenes are just amazingly well done. I dont see how any other summer movie will be this exciting or good will cannot gush enough about this movie if you like good movies see the Avengers

God Bless America

Fantastic movie Frank does what we really really really want to do (especially to the american idol cast) Great acting Bobcat Goldthwait really surprises with a well written story and great directing If the current cultural insanity has you just constantly saying wtf this movie is for you.