Cody H.'s Quotes - Rotten Tomatoes

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Olympus Has Fallen
Olympus Has Fallen (2013) 3 years ago
  1. Mike Banning: Sorry about the house, sir.
  2. President Benjamin Asher: It's okay. I believe it's insured.
Napoleon Dynamite
Napoleon Dynamite (2004) 4 years ago
  1. Deb: Is there anyone else here? I'm trying to save money for college.
  2. Kip: Your mom goes to college!
Napoleon Dynamite
Napoleon Dynamite (2004) 4 years ago
  1. Napoleon Dynamite: I don't even have any skills.
  2. Pedro: What do you mean?
  3. Napoleon Dynamite: You know, like nunchuck skills, bo hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only like guys who have great skills.
Batman Begins
Batman Begins (2005) 4 years ago
  1. Henri Ducard: Are you so desperate to fight criminals that you lock yourself in to take them on one at a time?
  2. Batman/Bruce Wayne: Actually, there were seven of them.
  3. Henri Ducard: I counted six, Mr. Wayne.
  4. Batman/Bruce Wayne: How do you know my name?
  5. Henri Ducard: The world is too small for someone like Bruce Wayne to disappear. No matter how far he chooses to sink himself.
Batman Begins
Batman Begins (2005) 4 years ago
  1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: Nice.
  2. Jim Gordon: I couldn't find any mob bosses.
  3. Batman/Bruce Wayne: Well, Sergeant?
  4. Jim Gordon: Oh, it's lieutenant, now. You really started something.
Red
Red (2010) 4 years ago
  1. Frank Moses: Is this gonna be a problem?
  2. William Cooper: No, I got it Grandpa.
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) 4 years ago
  1. Indiana Jones: (On the bridge) Shorty! (speaks Chinese while Short Round wraps a loop around his wrist)
  2. Short Round: Hang on, lady. We going for a ride.
  3. Willie Scott: Oh my god! Oh my god. Oh my god, is he nuts?
  4. Short Round: He no nuts. He's crazy.
  5. Indiana Jones: Mola Ram! Prepare to meet Kali, in hell!
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) 4 years ago
  1. Dr. Henry Jones: (When he learns Indy brought back his diary) I should've mailed it to the Marx brothers.
  2. Indiana Jones: Would you take it easy?
  3. Dr. Henry Jones: Take it easy? Why do you think I sent it home in the first place? So that it wouldn't fall into their hands!
  4. Indiana Jones: I came here to save you!
  5. Dr. Henry Jones: Oh yeah, and who's gonna come to save you, Junior?!
  6. Indiana Jones: I told you...(grabs machine gun and shoots Nazis) don't call me 'Junior'!
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) 4 years ago
  1. Dr. Henry Jones: (When he learns Indy brought back his diary) I should've mailed it to the Marx brothers.
  2. Indiana Jones: Would you take it easy?
  3. Dr. Henry Jones: Take it easy? Why do you think I sent it home in the first place? So that it wouldn't fall into their hands!
  4. Indiana Jones: I came here to save you!
  5. Dr. Henry Jones: Oh yeah, and who's gonna come to save you, Junior?!
  6. Indiana Jones: I told you...(grabs machine gun and shoots Nazis) don't call me 'Junior'!
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) 4 years ago
  1. Dr. Henry Jones: (When he learns Indy brought back his diary) I should've mailed it to the Marx brothers.
  2. Indiana Jones: Would you take it easy?
  3. Dr. Henry Jones: Take it easy? Why do you think I sent it home in the first place? So that it wouldn't fall into their hands!
  4. Indiana Jones: I came here to save you!
  5. Dr. Henry Jones: Oh yeah, and who's gonna come to save you, Junior?!
  6. Indiana Jones: I told you...(grabs machine gun and shoots Nazis) don't call me 'Junior'!
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) 4 years ago
  1. Willie Scott: There are two dead people out here!
  2. Indiana Jones: [in the collapsing chamber with Short Round] There's gonna be two dead people in here! Hurry!
Die Hard
Die Hard (1988) 4 years ago
  1. Hans Gruber: [on the radio] You are most troublesome for a security guard.
  2. John McClane: [imitates buzzer] Sorry, Hans. Wrong guess. Would you like to go for double jeopardy where the scores can really change?
  3. Hans Gruber: Who are you, then?
  4. John McClane: Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. A monkey in the wretch. A pain in the ass.
The Dark Knight Rises
The Dark Knight Rises (2012) 4 years ago
  1. GPD Special Operative: Lot of loyalty for a hired gun!
  2. Bane: Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane!
  3. GPD Special Operative: At least you can talk. Who are you?
  4. Bane: It doesn't matter who we are. The only thing that matters is our plan. [man takes off the bag] No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.
Pulp Fiction
Pulp Fiction (1994) 4 years ago
  1. Pumpkin: What's in the case?
  2. Jules Winnfield: My boss's dirty laundry.
  3. Pumpkin: Your boss makes you do his laundry?
  4. Jules Winnfield: When he wants it cleaned.
  5. Pumpkin: Sounds like a shit job.
  6. Jules Winnfield: I was thinking the same thing.
Inglourious Basterds
Inglourious Basterds (2009) 4 years ago
  1. Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: Ooh, that's a bingo! Is that the way you say it? 'That's a bingo'?
  2. Lt. Aldo Raine: You just say 'Bingo.'
  3. Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa: Bingo! How fun!
21 Jump Street
21 Jump Street (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Jenko: How about a pound of coke?
  2. Schmidt: We're trying to show them a good time. Not ruin their fucking lives!
  3. Jenko: Pound of marijuana?
  4. Schmidt: Best party ever!
Die Hard: With a Vengeance
Die Hard: With a Vengeance (1995) 4 years ago
  1. John McClane: Say hello to your brother. [shoots down helicopter]
Die Hard
Die Hard (1988) 4 years ago
  1. Hans Gruber: [impersonating a hostage] You don't work for Nakatomi, and if you're not one of them?
  2. John McClane: I'm a cop from New York.
  3. Hans Gruber: New York?
  4. John McClane: Got invited to the Christmas party by mistake. Who knew? [Hans looks at John's bare feet] Better than getting caught with your pants down. [laughs] I'm John McClane. You're uh...
  5. Hans Gruber: Clay. Bill Clay.
  6. John McClane: You know how to use a handgun, Bill?
  7. Hans Gruber: I spent a weekend at a combat ranch. You know that game with the guns that shoot red paint? Probably seems kind of stupid to you.
  8. John McClane: No. [hands him the gun] Time for the real thing, Bill. All you gotta do is pull the trigger.
Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny (2006) 4 years ago
  1. JB: [singing] Wait, wait, wait you motherfucker! We challenge you to a rock-off! Give us one chance to rock your socks off!
  2. Satan: Fuck! Fuck! [singing] Fuuuuck! The demon code prevents me, from declining a rock-off challenge. What are your terms, what's the catch?
  3. JB: [singing] If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell! And also you will have to pay our rent!
  4. Satan: [singing] And what if I win?
  5. JB: [singing] The you can take Kage back to hell.
  6. KG: What?
  7. JB: Trust me, Kage, it's the only way.
  8. KG: What are you talking about?
  9. JB: [singing] To be your little bitch!
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the ... (2001) 4 years ago
  1. Boromir: It is a gift. A gift to the foes of Mordor. Why not use this Ring? Long has my father, the steward of Gondor kept the forces of Mordor at bay. By the blood of our people are your lands kept safe. Give Gondor the weapon of the enemy, let us use it against him!
  2. Aragorn: You cannot wield it! None of us can! The One Ring answers to Sauron alone. It has no other master.
  3. Boromir: And what would a Ranger know of this matter?
  4. Legolas: This is no mere Ranger. He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your allegiance.
Planes, Trains and Automobiles
Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987) 4 years ago
  1. Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?
  2. Neal Page: You can start by wiping that fucking dumbass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks. Then you can get me a fucking automobile. A fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick, four fucking wheels and a seat!
  3. Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
  4. Neal Page: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car...right...fucking...now.
Saving Private Ryan
Saving Private Ryan (1998) 4 years ago
  1. Sgt. Horvath: Maybe saving Private Ryan is the one decent thing we did in this war.
Saving Private Ryan
Saving Private Ryan (1998) 4 years ago
  1. Cpl. Upham: So where you from, Captain? What did you do before the war?
  2. Capt. John Miller: What's the pool up to?
  3. Cpl. Upham: I think it's at 300.
  4. Capt. John Miller: I'll tell you what. When it gets to 500 then I'll tell you and we'll split it.
  5. Cpl. Upham: Well in that case, sir, as someone under your command, I would ask that we wait until it gets up 1000.
  6. Capt. John Miller: What if we don't live that long?
  7. Cpl. Upham: ...500?
  8. Capt. John Miller: 500.
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) 4 years ago
  1. Satipo: Let's go. There's nothing to fear here.
  2. Indiana Jones: [pushes him up against the wall] That's what scares me.
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) 4 years ago
  1. Dr. Henry Jones: Indiana... Indiana. Let it go.
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) 4 years ago
  1. Dr. Henry Jones: [after hitting Indiana with the vase] Junior?
  2. Indiana Jones: [stands at attention] Yes, sir!
  3. Dr. Henry Jones: It is you, Junior!
  4. Indiana Jones: Don't call me that, please.
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977) 4 years ago
  1. Princess Leia Organa: Darth Vader. Only you could be so bold. The Imperial Senate will not sit still for this. When they hear you've attacked a--
  2. Darth Vader (voice): Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission after all. Several transmissions were beamed up to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.
  3. Princess Leia Organa: I don't know what you're talking about. I'm a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan!
  4. Darth Vader (voice): You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Taker her away!
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Bac... (1980) 4 years ago
  1. Ben "Obi-Wan" Kenobi: Luke, don't give in to hate! That leads to the Dark Side!
  2. Yoda: Strong is Vader. Mind what you have learned. Save you it can.
  3. Luke Skywalker: I will, and I'll return. I promise.
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983) 4 years ago
  1. Darth Vader: The Death Star will completed on schedule, my master.
  2. Emperor Palpatine: You have done well, Lord Vader. And now I sense you wish to continue your search for young Skywalker.
  3. Darth Vader: Yes, my master.
  4. Emperor Palpatine: Patience. Soon, he will seek you out and when he does, you must bring him before me. He has grown strong, only together can we turn him to the dark side of the Force.
  5. Darth Vader: As you wish.
  6. Emperor Palpatine: Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen. [laughs]
Saving Private Ryan
Saving Private Ryan (1998) 4 years ago
  1. Pvt. Mellish: He's good.
  2. Pvt. Caparzo: I love him.
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989) 4 years ago
  1. Clark W. Griswold Jr.: [as company execs walk by] Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989) 4 years ago
  1. Todd Chester: Hey Griswold! Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?
  2. Clark W. Griswold Jr.: Bend over and I'll show you!
Die Hard 2
Die Hard 2 (1990) 4 years ago
  1. Gen. Ramon Esperanza: Freedom!
  2. John McClane: [punches him] Not yet!
Live Free or Die Hard
Live Free or Die Hard (2007) 4 years ago
  1. Thomas Gabriel: [on the phone] Mai, what the hell's going on?
  2. John McClane: Mai? Oh yeah, little Asian chick, likes to kick people? I don't think she's gonna be talking to anyone for a long time. The last time I saw her she was at the bottom of an elevator shaft with a big SUV rammed up her ass.
Die Hard: With a Vengeance
Die Hard: With a Vengeance (1995) 4 years ago
  1. John McClane: You know, you're brother was an asshole.
  2. Simon Gruber/Peter Krieg: [laughs] He was! He was an asshole. You got his number.
Die Hard
Die Hard (1988) 4 years ago
  1. Hans Gruber: [points gun at John] Put down the gun and give me my detonators.
  2. John McClane: Well, well, well...Hans.
  3. Hans Gruber: Put down the gun.
  4. John McClane: You're pretty tricky with that accent. You oughtta be on fuckin' TV with that accent.
  5. Hans Gruber: I'm going to count to three.
  6. John McClane: Yeah, like you did with Takagi? [Hans pulls trigger and the gun is empty] Oops. No bullets, you think I'm fuckin' stupid, Hans?
Die Hard
Die Hard (1988) 4 years ago
  1. Hans Gruber: You Americans are all alike. Well, this time John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly.
  2. John McClane: That's Gary Cooper, asshole.
Die Hard
Die Hard (1988) 4 years ago
  1. Holly Gennero McClane: Only John can make somebody that crazy.
The Sandlot
The Sandlot (1993) 4 years ago
  1. Hamilton "Ham" Porter: Hey, you wanna s'more?
  2. Scotty Smalls: Some more what?
  3. Hamilton "Ham" Porter: No, no. Do you want a s'more?
  4. Scotty Smalls: I just got here, so how can I have some more of nothing?
  5. Hamilton "Ham" Porter: You're killin' me, Smalls! Okay, these are s'mores stuff. Now pay attention. First, you take the graham. You stick the chocolate on the graham. Then, you roast the mallow. When the mallow's flaming, you stick it on the chocolate. Then, you cover it with the other end.
Rambo (Rambo IV)
Rambo (Rambo IV) (2008) 4 years ago
  1. Lewis: Look at this fucking place. Only a fucking ape would live here. What the fuck am I doing here?
  2. En-Joo: Hey, knock that shit off.
  3. Reese: And you don't like the arts.
  4. Diaz: And you don't like shit.
  5. En-Joo: I like your sister, Diaz.
  6. Diaz: Yeah, she got a thing for retards.
Argo
Argo (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Tony Mendez: What's your middle name? What's your middle name? What's your middle name? Shoot him, he's an American spy!
Thor
Thor (2011) 4 years ago
  1. Odin: You are a vain, greedy, cruel boy!
  2. Thor: And you are an old man and a fool!
Thor
Thor (2011) 4 years ago
  1. Thor: Why have you done this?
  2. Loki: To prove to father that I am a worthy son. When he awakes, I will have saved his life, and destroyed that race of monsters.
  3. Thor: You can't kill an entire race!
  4. Loki: Why not? [laughs] And what is this newfound love for the frost giants? You could've killed them all with your bare hands.
  5. Thor: I've changed.
  6. Loki: So have I.
Marvel's The Avengers
Marvel's The Avengers (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Steve Rogers/Captain America: You know, the last time I was in Germany and saw a man standing above eveyrybody else, we ended up disagreeing.
  2. Loki: The soldier. A man out of time.
  3. Steve Rogers/Captain America: I'm not the one who's out of time.
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Even... (2004) 4 years ago
  1. Mr. Poe: Count Olaf, what are you doing here?
  2. Constable: Hey, I'll handle this. Count Olaf, what *are* you doing here, man?
The Incredible Hulk
The Incredible Hulk (2008) 4 years ago
  1. Emil Blonsky: You don't deserve this power. Now watch her die!
Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny (2006) 4 years ago
  1. KG: There's just no way that we can win, that was a masterpiece.
  2. JB: Listen to me...
  3. KG: He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man!
Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes (2009) 4 years ago
  1. Sherlock Holmes: You've never complained about my methods before.
  2. Dr. Watson: I'm not complaining.
  3. Sherlock Holmes: You're not? What are you right now?
  4. Dr. Watson: How am I complaining? I never complain. When do I complain about practicing your violin at three in the morning? Or your mess, your general lack of hygiene or the fact that you steal my clothes? When do I complain about you setting fire to my rooms?
  5. Sherlock Holmes: Our rooms.
  6. Dr. Watson: The rooms! When do I complain about you performing experiments on my dog?
Iron Man 2
Iron Man 2 (2010) 4 years ago
  1. Ivan Vanko/Whiplash: Hey, I want my bird.
  2. Justin Hammer: Uh, a bird? You want a bird?
  3. Ivan Vanko/Whiplash: I want my bird.
  4. Justin Hammer: I can get you a bird, I can get you ten birds.
  5. Ivan Vanko/Whiplash: I want MY bird!
  6. Justin Hammer: Well, nothing's impossible. Are we talkin--is this a bird, uh, back in Russia?
Iron Man 2
Iron Man 2 (2010) 4 years ago
  1. Tony Stark: 'Mr. Stark displays compulsive behavior'. In my defense, that was last week. 'Prone to self-destructive tendencies' I was dying, please, and, aren't we all? 'Textbook narcissism'?...Agreed.
Iron Man 2
Iron Man 2 (2010) 4 years ago
  1. Tony Stark: What do you want from me?
  2. Nick Fury: What do we want from you? No, what do you want from me? You have become a problem, a problem I have to deal with! Contrary to your belief, you are not the center of my universe! I have bigger than you in the southeast region to deal with!
Iron Man
Iron Man (2008) 4 years ago
  1. Obadiah Stane: You had a great idea Tony, but my suit is more advanced in every way!
  2. Tony Stark: How'd you solve the iceing problem?
  3. Obadiah Stane: Iceing problem? [suit freezes up]
  4. Tony Stark: Might wanna look into it!
Thor
Thor (2011) 4 years ago
  1. Loki: I never wanted the throne! I only ever wanted to be your equal!
  2. Thor: I will not fight you, brother!
  3. Loki: I'm not your brother. I never was.
  4. Thor: Loki, this is madness!
  5. Loki: Is it madness? Is it? Is it?! And what was it on earth that turned you so soft? Don't tell me it was that woman! Oh, it was. Well, maybe when we're finished here, I'll pay her a visit myself!
Captain America: The First Avenger
Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) 4 years ago
  1. Nick Fury: Look, I'm sorry about that little show back there, but we thought it'd be easier to break it to you slowly.
  2. Captain America/Steve Rogers: Break what?
  3. Nick Fury: You've been asleep, Cap. For almost seventy years...You gonna be okay?
  4. Captain America/Steve Rogers: Yeah, it's just...I had a date.
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Bl... (2003) 4 years ago
  1. Jack Sparrow: All hands to the boats! [Barbossa looks at him] Sorry. You give the orders.
  2. Captain Barbossa: Gents, take a walk.
  3. Jack Sparrow: Not to the boats?
Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End
Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End (2007) 4 years ago
  1. Jack Sparrow: My ship, makes me captain!
  2. Captain Barbossa: They be me charts!
  3. Jack Sparrow: Well, then that makes you...chartman!
Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End
Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End (2007) 4 years ago
  1. Elizabeth Swann: Barbossa! Marry us!
  2. Captain Barbossa: I'm a little busy at the moment!
Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End
Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End (2007) 4 years ago
  1. Captain Barbossa: [while going down the Maelstrom] It be too late to alter course now, maties!
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012) 4 years ago
  1. Gollum: If Bagginses loses, we eats him whole.
  2. Bilbo Baggins: Fair enough.
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) 4 years ago
  1. Frodo Baggins: We are bound to an errand of secrecy. Those who claim to oppose the enemy would do well not to hinder us.
  2. Faramir: The enemy? [looks at dead soldier] His sense of duty was no greater than yours, I deem. You wonder what his name is. Where he came from and if he really was evil at heart. What lies or threats drove him on this long march from home. Would he not rather have stayed there...in peace? War will make corpses of us all. Bind their hands.
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) 4 years ago
  1. Saruman: The world is changing. Who now has the strength to stand against armies of Isengard and Mordor? To stand against the might of Sauron and Saruman and the union of the two towers. Together, my lord Sauron, we shall rule this middle-earth. The old world will burn in the fires of industry. The forests will fall. A new order will rise. We will drive the machine of war with the sword and the spear and the iron fist of the orc.
The Dark Knight
The Dark Knight (2008) 4 years ago
  1. Grumpy: That's a lot of money. If this Joker guy was so smart, he would've had us bring a bigger car. [cocks pistol] I'm bettin' the Joker told you to kill me as soon as we loaded the cash.
  2. Joker: [scoffs] No, no, no, no, I kill the bus driver.
  3. Grumpy: Bus driver? What bus driver?
The Dark Knight
The Dark Knight (2008) 4 years ago
  1. Joker: [sighs] Hi. You know...I don't want there to be any hard feelings between us, Harvey. When you and uh, uh-
  2. Harvey Dent: Rachel!
  3. Joker: Rachel, were being abducted, I was sitting in Gordon's cage. I mean, I didn't rig those charges.
  4. Harvey Dent: Your men, your plan.
  5. Joker: Do I really look like a guy with a plan?
The Dark Knight
The Dark Knight (2008) 4 years ago
  1. Mayor: The public likes you. That's the only reason that this might fly, but it's all on you. They're all gonna come after you, now. Politicians, journalists, cops. Anyone whose wallet is about to get tight. Are you up for it? You better be. Cause if they get anything on you, those criminals are put back on the streets, followed swiftly by you and me.
The Dark Knight
The Dark Knight (2008) 4 years ago
  1. Grumpy: Three of a kind. Let's do this.
  2. Chuckles: That's it, three guys?
  3. Grumpy: Two guys on the roof. Every guy gets a share. Five shares is plenty.
  4. Chuckles: Six shares. Don't forget the guy who planned the job.
  5. Grumpy: He thinks he can sit it out and still take a slice. I know why they call him the 'Joker'.
Secret Window
Secret Window (2004) 4 years ago
  1. Mort Rainey: You know, the only thing that matters, is the ending. It's the most important part of the story, the ending. And this one, is very good. This one's perfect.
Secret Window
Secret Window (2004) 4 years ago
  1. John Shooter: I want you to fix it.
  2. Mort Rainey: What would you like me to fix?
  3. John Shooter: My ending. The one you wrecked. I can't decide what's worse: stealing my story or ruining the ending. Mine was perfect.
  4. Mort Rainey: I don't even think I read your whole story.
  5. John Shooter: Oh, I bet you did. 'I know I can do it, Todd Downey said, helping himself to another ear of corn from the steaming bowl. I'm sure that in time, her death will be a mystery even to me.' That's how the story ends, pilgrim, it's the only ending. You gonna write it for me, ang get it published and it's gonna have my name on it.
  6. Mort Rainey: I'd be more than happy to write your ending, Mr. Shooter.
Date Night
Date Night (2010) 4 years ago
  1. Phil Foster: I have no idea how to respond to that! Eff you!
  2. Taste: Eff me? Eff you!
  3. Phil Foster: Eff you!
  4. Taste: Eff you, man! What are you doin' here?!
  5. Phil Foster: Eff you, mother effer!
As Good as It Gets
As Good as It Gets (1997) 4 years ago
  1. Melvin Udall: Well, I work all the time. So never interrupt me. Not if there's a fire. Not even if you hear the sound of a thud coming from my home and a week later, there's a smell that can only be a decaying human body and you have to put a hanky up to your nose because the smell is so bad, you think you're gonna faint. Even then don't come knocking. Or, if it's election night, and you're excited and you wanna celebrate because some fudge packer you date has become the first queer president of the United States and he's going to have you down to Camp David, and you want someone to share the moment with. Even then, don't knock, not on this door. Not for any reason. Do you get me, sweetheart?
City Slickers
City Slickers (1991) 4 years ago
  1. Cookie: Lord, we give you Curly. Try not to piss him off.
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) 4 years ago
  1. Frodo Baggins: I can see the Shire. The Brandywine River, Bag End, Gandalf's fireworks, the lights in the party tree.
  2. Samwise Gamgee: Rosie Cotton dancing. She had ribbons in her hair. If ever I was to marry someone, it would have been her. [sobs] It would have been her!
  3. Frodo Baggins: I'm glad to be with you, Samwise Gamgee, here at the end of all things.
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) 4 years ago
  1. Merry: Here, something for the road.
  2. Pippin: The last of the Longbottom Leaf?
  3. Merry: I know you've run out. You smoke too much, Pippin.
  4. Pippin: But we'll see each other soon, won't we?
  5. Merry: I don't know. I don't know what's going to happen.
  6. Pippin: Merry...
  7. Gandalf: Run, Shadowfax. Show us the meaning of haste.
  8. Pippin: Merry!
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) 4 years ago
  1. Théoden: Where is the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing? They have passed like rain on the mountains. Like wind in the meadows. The days have gone down in the West. Behind the hills, into shadow. How did it come to this?
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) 4 years ago
  1. Samwise Gamgee: I wonder if we'll ever be put into songs or tales.
  2. Frodo Baggins: What?
  3. Samwise Gamgee: I wonder if people will ever say, 'let's hear about Frodo and the Ring' and they'll say, 'yes, it's one of my favorite stories. Frodo was really courageous, wasn't he, Dad?' 'Yes, my boy. The most famousest of Hobbits and that's saying a lot'.
  4. Frodo Baggins: Ha, you've left out one of the chief characters: 'Samwise the Brave'. I want to hear more about Sam. Frodo wouldn't have gotten far without Sam.
  5. Samwise Gamgee: Now, Mr. Frodo, you shouldn't make fun. I was being serious.
  6. Frodo Baggins: So was I.
Young Frankenstein
Young Frankenstein (1974) 4 years ago
  1. Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: You must be Igor?
  2. Igor: No, it's pronounced, 'Eyegor'.
  3. Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: They told me it was Igor.
  4. Igor: Well they were wrong then, weren't they?
The Expendables
The Expendables (2010) 4 years ago
  1. Lee Christmas: Are you crazy?! You could've killed me!
  2. Barney 'The Schizo' Ross: You're welcome!
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) 4 years ago
  1. Belloq: Where shall I find a new adversary so close to my own level?
  2. Indiana Jones: Try the local sewer.
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) 4 years ago
  1. Dr. Henry Jones: [observing the vase] Late 14th century, Ming Dynasty. How it breaks the heart.
  2. Indiana Jones: And the head. You hit me, Dad.
  3. Dr. Henry Jones: I'll never forgive myself.
  4. Indiana Jones: Don't worry, I'm fine.
  5. Dr. Henry Jones: Thank God...it's fake. See, you can tell with the cross section.
Transformers: Dark of the Moon
Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011) 4 years ago
  1. Sergeant Epps: You're gonna get yourself killed, Sam. Is that what you want? Is that what you want? You came all the way out here to get yourself killed. If you go in there, that's if she's even still alive, there's no way you're gonna make it out.
  2. Sam Witwicky: What do you suggest I do?
  3. Sergeant Epps: It's over. I'm sorry, but it's over.
Rambo (Rambo IV)
Rambo (Rambo IV) (2008) 4 years ago
  1. John Rambo: You know what you are. What you're made of. War is in your blood. Don't fight it. You didn't kill for your country. You killed for yourself. The gods are never gonna make that go away. When you're pushed, killing's as easy as breathing.
Jurassic Park III
Jurassic Park III (2001) 4 years ago
  1. Alan Grant: I have never been on this island.
  2. Paul Kirby: Sure you have. You wrote that book.
  3. Billy Brennan: That was Isla Nublar, this is Isla Sorna. Site B.
  4. Udesky: You mean there's two islands with dinosaurs-
  5. Paul Kirby: Alright, could you stay out of this!
Jurassic Park
Jurassic Park (1993) 4 years ago
  1. John Hammond: Dr. Grant, my dear Dr. Sattler, welcome to Jurassic Park.
Transformers: Dark of the Moon
Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011) 4 years ago
  1. Bruce: Why is Shantel using what appears to be a red cup from the red floor when we are on the yellow floor? It is a visual and therefore a viseral betrayal...Stop it!
Transformers: Dark of the Moon
Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011) 4 years ago
  1. Simmons: Years from now they're gonna ask us, 'where were when they took over the planet?' And we're gonna say, 'we just stood by ad watched.'
Transformers: Dark of the Moon
Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011) 4 years ago
  1. Sentinel Prime: Optimus, all I wanted was for the survival of our race. You must see why I had to betray you.
  2. Optimus Prime: You didn't betray me. You betrayed yourself.
  3. Sentinel Prime: No, Optimus!
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) 4 years ago
  1. Sam Witwicky: Hey, you ever had a song stuck in your head and it's the worst song ever but you cant help to sing it or hum it just repeats itself, repeats itself, repeats itself, repeats itself, repeats itself, repeats itself, repeats itself. Kitten calendar, kitten calendar, kitten calendar, kitten calendar, kitten calendar, kitten calendar, kitten calendar.
  2. Leo: Dude, what the eff?
Transformers
Transformers (2007) 4 years ago
  1. Optimus Prime: Before time began, there was the Cube. We know not where it comes from, only that it hold the power to create worlds and fill them with life. That is how our race was born. For a time we lived in harmony, but like all great power, some wanted it for good, others for evil. And so began the war. A war that ravaged our planet until it was consumed by death, and the Cube was lost to the far reaches of space. We scattered across the galaxy, hoping to find and rebuild our home. Searching every star, every world. And just when all hope seemed lost, message of a new discovery drew us to an unknown planet called...Earth. But we were already too late.
Transformers
Transformers (2007) 4 years ago
  1. USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: Raptor, Raptor, do you copy?
  2. Ironhide: It's Starscream!
  3. USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: Please tell me you copy?
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983) 4 years ago
  1. Darth Vader: You cannot hide forever, Luke.
  2. Luke Skywalker: I will not fight you.
  3. Darth Vader: Give yourself to the Dark Side. It is the only way you can save your friends. Yes, your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for...sister. So, you have a twin sister. Your feelings have now betrayed her too. Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me. Now his failure is complete. If you will not turn to the Dark Side, then perhaps she will.
Die Hard
Die Hard (1988) 4 years ago
  1. Hans Gruber: What was it you said before? Yippi-ki-yay, motherf---er.
  2. John McClane: [laughs]
  3. Hans Gruber: [laughs]
  4. John McClane: Holly! [shoots Hans and henchman] Happy trails, Hans.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2 (2011) 4 years ago
  1. Harry Potter: You were right...when you told Professor Snape that wand was failing you. It will always fail you!
  2. Lord Voldemort: I killed Snape!
  3. Harry Potter: But what if the wand never belonged to Snape. What if its allegiance was always to someone else? Come on, Tom. Let's finish this the way we started it. Together!
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2 (2011) 4 years ago
  1. Neville Longbottom: I'd like to say something.
  2. Lord Voldemort: Well, Neville I'm sure we'd all be fascinated to hear what you have to say.
  3. Neville Longbottom: It doesn't matter that Harry's gone.
  4. Seamus Finnigan: Stand down, Neville!
  5. Neville Longbottom: People die everyday! Friends, family. Yeah, we lost Harry tonight. But he's still with us, in here. So's Fred, Remus, Tonks, all of them. And they didn't die in vain. But you will! Cause you're wrong! Harry's heart did beat for us! For all of us! It's not over!
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the ... (2001) 4 years ago
  1. Queen Galadriel: The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was, is lost. For none now live, who remember it. It began with the forging of the Great Rings. Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven, to the Dwarf lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of Men, who above all else, desire power. For within these Rings was bound the strength and will to govern each race. But they were all of them, deceived. For another ring was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the dark lord Sauron forged in scret a master ring to control all others. And into this ring, he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One Ring to rule them all...
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the ... (2001) 4 years ago
  1. Saruman: The power of Isengard is at your command, Sauron, Lord of the Earth.
  2. Sauron: Build me an army, worthy of Mordor!
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the ... (2001) 4 years ago
  1. Boromir: One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its black gates are guarded by more than just orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep. And the Great Eye, is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire, ash and dust. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly!
  2. Legolas: Have you heard nothing Lord Elrond has said? The Ring must be destroyed!
  3. Gimli: And I suppose you think you're the one to do it!
  4. Boromir: And if we fail, what then? What happens when Sauron takes back what is his?!
  5. Gimli: I will be dead before I see the Ring, in the hands of an Elf!
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) 4 years ago
  1. Grima Wormtongue: Why do you lay these troubles on an already troubled mind? Can you not see, your uncle is wearied by your...malcontent, your warmongering?
  2. Éomer: Warmongering? How long is it since Saruman bought you? What was the promised price, Grima? When all the men are dead, you'd take your share of the treasure? (Grima looks at Eowyn). Too long have you watched my sister. Too long have you haunted her steps.
  3. Grima Wormtongue: You see much, Eomer, son of Eomund. Too much. You are banished forthwith from the kingdom of Rohan and all its domains, under pain of death.
  4. Éomer: You have no authority here! Your orders mean nothing!
  5. Grima Wormtongue: Oh, but this order does not come from me. It comes from the king. He signed it this morning.
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) 4 years ago
  1. Gandalf: Farewell, my brave Hobbits. My work is finished. Here at last, on the shores of the sea, comes the end of our fellowship. I will not say, 'do not weep'. For not all tears are an evil.
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) 4 years ago
  1. Denethor: You think you are wise, Mithrandir. Yet for all your subtlties you have not wisdom. Do you think the eyes of the White Tower are blind? I have seen more than you know. Your right hand you would use as a shield against Mordor, and with your left you would seek to subplot me. I know who rides with Theoden of Rohan. Oh yes, word have reached my ears of this Aragorn, son of Arathorn. And I tell you now, I will not bow to this ranger from the north!
The Dark Knight
The Dark Knight (2008) 4 years ago
  1. Joker: Does Harvey know about you and his little bunny?
  2. Batman/Bruce Wayne: Where are they?!
  3. Joker: Killing is making a choice...
  4. Batman/Bruce Wayne: Where are they?!
  5. Joker: You choose between one life or the other. Your friend, the district attorney, or his blushing bride to be. [laughs]. You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your stength. Don't worry, I'm gonna tell you where they are. Both of 'em. And that's the point: you'll have to chose. He's at 250 52 st. and she's on Avenue X, at Cisco.
The Dark Knight
The Dark Knight (2008) 4 years ago
  1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: What were trying to prove? That deep down, everyone's as ugly as you? You're alone!
  2. Joker: You can't rely on anyone these days. You gotta do everything yourself, don't we! That's okay, I came prepared. It's a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, you know how I got these scars?
  3. Batman/Bruce Wayne: No, but I know how you got these!
Dumb and Dumber
Dumb and Dumber (1994) 4 years ago
  1. Lloyd Christmas: Mock!
  2. Harry Dunne: Yeah!
  3. Lloyd Christmas: ing!
  4. Harry Dunne: Yeah!
  5. Lloyd Christmas: bird!
  6. Harry Dunne: Yeah!
  7. Lloyd Christmas: Yeah!
  8. Harry Dunne: Yeah!
Red
Red (2010) 4 years ago
  1. Marvin Boggs: Do you what's wrong with this country?
  2. Sarah Ross: They're all trying to kill us?
  3. Marvin Boggs: Exactly!
The Dark Knight
The Dark Knight (2008) 4 years ago
  1. Batman/Bruce Wayne: It's not that simple. With the Joker it never is.
  2. Gordon: What's simple is that every second we don't go in there those people on the ferries get closer to blowing each other up!
  3. Batman/Bruce Wayne: That won't happen.
  4. Gordon: Then he'll blow both of them up!
  5. Batman/Bruce Wayne: I need five minutes alone.
  6. Gordon: No! There's no time! We have clear shots! Dent is in there with them. We have to save Dent! I have to save Dent! Get Ready!