Jacob H.'s Movie Ratings - Rotten Tomatoes

Movie Ratings and Reviews

Miracles from Heaven

A touching and meaningful film. Definitely worth watching.


Filthy, not in a good way.

Hail, Caesar!

Nothing to special going on here. There was no real point to this movie. Jonah Hill was in it for one scene.

Diary of a Wimpy Kid

Hilarious, clean entertainment for the whole family. This one had me cracking up.

Labor Day
Labor Day(2014)

Unique and thrilling. I was caught off guard more than once. Somewhat unsettling at times.

The Graduate
The Graduate(1967)

Spectacular & very entertaining.

Black Rock
Black Rock(2013)

Ok, I think the writers/actors/ directors think this movie is alot cooler than it really is

Glengarry Glen Ross

Superb. Flawless acting, great dialogue.


Floating around in space, just like I though. NEXT
Floating around in space, just like I thought. NEXT

Black Knight
Black Knight(2001)

Worst movie of all time, Neagga.

The Benchwarmers

John Heder is not funny. Also, 3 players on a baseball team? You need 9 to field a team idiots.

Jeff Who Lives at Home

I loved it. The ending really caught me by surprise, which doesn't seem to happen too much with movies anymore.

Dan in Real Life

Enjoyable and unexpected storyline. Not too over the top. More of a drama than a comedy however.

The Odd Life of Timothy Green

Simply not good. I would rather be at work all day without being paid, then to watch this awful movie again. AHHHHHH. Even sadder, someone bought it for us for Christmas.

The Croods
The Croods(2013)

Actually watchable. Nicholas Cage is great as a voice actor.

Stir of Echoes

Edge of my seat, very entertaining.


It took me a while to figure out who and what was happening. Why Nicole was relevant at all, I'm not sure. Pretty intense though.

The Wizard
The Wizard(1989)

The coolest movie around when I was 10. Yestthh. The power glove is so boss.


Not that good. Pretty lame actually. Black kids don't even play baseball, do they? Plus, too many bitches and shits for a family movie. It was pretty awful when the DMX song in the background had 2/3's of the lyrics edited out, gimme a break. Couldn't you find a more wholesome soundtrack?


This one is on my top ten worst movies of all time list. Horrible, awful, in almost every possible category.

Groundhog Day

Nonstop laughs, for real.


Different, but oddly entertaining. It was a little long, but I just couldn't seem to pull away from it. It was very heavy emotionally, but also very inspirational. No worthless garbage in this one.

Monster's Ball

Not sure wat the point of this movie was. Weird, gross, pointless, excessive sex scenes. I just didnt really get or care for this one.


Compelling, emotionally charged and entertaining. I really wanted Prince Hector to prevail in this one. 2 hrs 45 min?

Crazy, Stupid, Love.

Pretty good for a rom com.

The Smurfs
The Smurfs(2011)

Why do they always take the characters out of their normal setting? Always. Not that good, as expected. Why does one Smurf have a Scottish accent?

Rock of Ages
Rock of Ages(2012)

Wasn't aware that it was a musical but the music was good. Tom Cruise was bad ass in this movie and as far as I could tell, the actors were singing their own songs.


Kevin Covais is irritating to watch. The acting in this movie is painful. I could have made a better movie myself.

21 Jump Street

Not bad. Jonah Hill was funnier as a fat ass, he will die off soon.

Road Trip
Road Trip(2000)

Breckin Meyer is lame and annoying. Otherwise, very funny.

Death Wish
Death Wish(1974)

For 1974 it was a little better than expected. But, the break in rape scene was almost sickening.

She's Out of My League

Pretty fronking funny. 7 out of 10 on the Dow Jones of love, unless you're in a band.

Napoleon Dynamite

Kip and Uncle Rico.
"It's a sledgehammer."
Need I say more?

Ghost Rider
Ghost Rider(2007)

Awwwfuuul, baaaaad, hooorrribbble. Painful to watch & totally lame.

The Dictator
The Dictator(2012)

One of the worst movies I have ever seen. I really expected and wanted this movie to be funny but found myself almost forcibly laughing at not that funny of a movie with an absolutely dreadful plot and script.
The plot did not stick to form and fell apart quickly. Horrible. Exruciatingly not funny.
As soon as the main character wound up in the U.S. this movie was done. It couldn't have ended soon enough.

End of Watch
End of Watch(2012)

Better than expected. Edge of the seat entertainment, totally unpredictable. Awesome to say the least.


Pretty damn good. Usually I don't tolerate subtitles, but this was the exception. A captivating movie both with visuals and storyline.

The Wedding Singer

One of the funniest. Steve Buscemi is the best in this one. Owwwww.


A true classic. One of the best. Truly has stood the test of time.

Mercury Rising

Left the theater early. The god damn kid won't stop screeching.

The Sixth Sense

Say what? What Happened? Fooled the crap out of me the whole time.
Oh, now it makes sense. Loved it. Also, a kid that can actually act.

Lord of the Flies

Sweet. No Piggie, Stop.

Stand by Me
Stand by Me(1986)

One of my all time Fav's. Very good drama.

Army of Darkness

Frigging awesome, and funny too.

Winnie the Pooh

Everybody in the fam liked this one. Very colorful and very vivid in Blu-Ray

American Me
American Me(1992)

Why is there a white guy and an asian guy in a mexican gang. Always bothered me.

Cars 2
Cars 2(2011)

Cookie cutter sequel set in another country. Yawwnnn. Wanted to leave the theater early but couldn't leave the kids there alone. One of few Disney DVD's I wlll never own. I hate spy movies.


Ryan Reynolds is frigging awesome as Monty. Dane Cook has sweet minor role as a cook. Gangsta wannabe dishwashers. Funny stuff, a must see.

Hall Pass
Hall Pass(2011)

Been there done that.. All been done before, lame.

Cold Mountain

A little bit of everything, excellent casting, script and imagery.

True Grit
True Grit(2010)

Great casting, great acting, great imagery, great setting, great story, great movie