Let me explain to you why I saw this movie.
It was a perfectly nice sunny Saturday. I was surfing around on the Internet, and guess what I found? ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER.
So I was like, what are they going to make up next? *click*
After a first impression on the poster, I thought it was a picture of Abraham Lincoln headless and holding a stick while sitting down on a chair.
I was like, okay, what on earth is this movie? I looked in my history schoolbook, and unsurprisingly, it turns out Abraham Lincoln never got his head cut off while sitting in a chair in the middle of the woods.
Okay, they got some history wrong.
2 days later, at school, guess what everyone was talking about? ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER.
I told my friend, what's the big deal? Abraham Lincoln is sitting around in the middle of the woods with his head cut off and ITS A MOVIE. THAT IS 1 HOUR AND 45 MINUTES.
My friend told me to check out the trailer. So I did. And after that, I have to admit I was pretty breathless.
6 days later, Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter has already hit 30%. WOW.
But just then, I realized critics are usually incorrect. So I decided to see this movie.
After I walked out of the movie theater. I was furious with myself for thinking wrong about this movie for 8 days.
So it's kind of funny when someone says this is the best movie of all time.