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I absolutely loved the movie. This is definitely a cult movie. I have seen it three times already.
Sometimes I think Hollywood purchases good reviews. This movie is as dumb as it gets. Full of inconsistencies. Everybody gets saved at the last minute out of sheer magic over and over and over again. Junk.
A story not worth making a movie about.
BEFORE YOU DARE TO REVIEW THIS MOVIE, do a little research and try to understand what you are watching. This movie is homage to the horror comedies of the 80s. (Killer Klowns for Outer Space, Lepperchaun, Dead Alive, etc.) That is why it has no CGI. This is an awesome movie, it kept me interested and I laughed from beginning to end.
First of all let me start by saying that I am Hispanic. I am sooooo tired of Hollywood's political propaganda. Trying to brainwash people. They destroyed the story of the terminator and replace it with one that does not make sense just to introduce a Hispanic "savior of the world." When I watch a movie I want to watch a movie, not a 2 hour left wing propaganda piece.
We know we are going down the wrong path as a nation when silly teenage entertainment movies like this one get 88% good rating in RT and the Joker get 68%. Just because one fits the narrative of the left and the other one does not.
It kept me interested. However the story is a total mess, and it looks like they made it as they went along.
I really don't understand why this movie gets such high ratings? It has virtually no plot, it all fighting from beginning to end. I liked it until the Morocco fighting scene with Hale Berry, after that I lost all respect for the movie and a little later I fell asleep.
Cambridge Analytica was hired by the Obama campaign, yet the whole documentary is only focused on Trump. It is more of the same anti-republican propaganda we are all inmune to at this point.
If you do not know what B-Horror movies are, plase don't review this movie. Its such a shame that is has a 59% rating from the public all made up of people that do not understand that this movie is a joke, a low budget movie that makes that does not pretend to be good. And for what it is it is absolutely brilliant.
Don't pay attention to the fake reviews, they are most likely from the cast of the movie. this movie is absolute garbage full of bad acting and horrible humor. This is not my opinion it is the truth!!!!
I like it, I have no ide why the movie has such a low rating. Maybe it it because people do not know what they are watching. This is not a serious superhero type of movie this is a movie based on a comic book and it is supposed to be funny. I think Luc Besson captured the spirit of the comic book perfectly.
I have to agree with the ones who hated the humor. Are they making a superhero movie? (like The Dark Knight) or are they making a comedy and if they are going to make a comedy at least try to make it funny. The movie is full of David Letterman style humor, WHICH IS NOT FUNNY at all!!!! and trivialize the movie. Jeff Goldblum plays a villain who is a joke and disgrace his character is probably the one I hated the most. This movie should have the same rating as the latest Ghostbusters, because it is the same thing, same humor, same garbage.
This movie IS NOT LIBERAL AT ALL, it does not talk about abortion, or hate towards rich people, does not talk about income inequality, or sexual preference. But it does talk about things which are shared by conservatives and and liberals like prejudice, racism, political manipulation of the masses, fear mongering, etc. Perfect for what is going on in America today.
Does not deserve an 85% or 79%, it was entertaining but DOES NOT MAKE SENSE. Who in the world is going to risk his life and kill an entire mafia organization just because they killed his dog.
The Russian Mafia guy had enless oportunities of killing Keanu Reves he even had him but instead of shooting him, they had to give him a long lecture put a bag over his head.
Full of negative cliches about Hispanics. I have no patience for movies that intentionally make Latin America seem like the worst sht-hole in the planet and just do not care about spanish speaking audience. If they do not care about me why should I care about the movie?
- The woman is warned at the beggining of the movie not to go to Colombia because it is a "Macho Country" full of dieases, insects, revolutionaries, etc. etc. etc.
- The Woman gets to the Cartagena's Airport (a city of 1.5 million pople) which is supposed to look like a town's bus terminal??? With people selling Mango's right outside??? and then gets in a bus full of people carrying pigs and hens, etc, etc. INSULTING
- The bus changed the sign from CARTAGENA to CASTILLO DE SAN SAN FELIPE which is a castle inside the city of CARTAGENA!!!!! SO, That is the road from the airport to the City???? a dirt road!!!! really??? a city of 1.5 million people?
- Are they in Colombia or Mexico? Every hispanic in the movie is MEXICAN (yes Mexican with Mexican accents) Saying "ANDALE" like speedy Gonzalez and drinking DOS EQUIS BEER, they did not even bother to tell them to speak like Colombians.
- Movie director: THERE ARE NO LLAMAS IN COLOMBIA, llamas do not exist in every country in South America you know?
HORRIBLE, JUST HORRIBLE