I tried and tried to flap my ears and fly out of this mess

Tree's have less sap and are more interesting.

I was nervous about the air supply, I miss their music so much.

Love the killing parts

I sharted and everyone heard it.

She is funnier than she is attractive. Unfortunately, that is not enough to make anyone laugh. I didn't want to throw up near as often as I did.

2 1/2 because Walls are Awesome!!! Build the Wall!!

I felt very uncomfortable sitting next to Tom Cruise during this movie.

Most cleverly done racist propaganda ever!

The Rock always Rolls!! (get it?)