This movie defines the phrase "this is the cat's ass." It's like staring into a cat's butt hole for over an hour. Did I miss something? When did Seagal begin starring in low budget action films? It's filmed in the same filter as either a high-quality soap or a low-quality porn. I would be convinced this is a parody, tongue in cheek, about Seagal's action A-list days but he takes himself way too seriously in this film for it to be that. The awkward forced usage of cussing doesn't help much either
What this movie lacks in plot it makes up in visual brilliance. It doesn't waste time with lengthy or clunky exposition. This movie goes right into the action and proves that lives sets will always be better than an overdose of CGI. It's hard to tell if this is a sequel or a reboot but by the end of the movie I assure you, you won't care either way. Watching this movie in HD/4k Ultra is like putting on a nice pair of glasses for the first time and the soundtrack is just as epic. This is a movie where you eat popcorn and let the movie overload your senses.
This piss poor excuse for a movie doesn't deserve any stars; why am I giving it 5 you ask? Because they literally had like 5 or 6 flying dicks in this movie and got away with it. Seriously. The part where General Zod and his back up singers are captured and facing trial, they freeze them and it turns into these pod things that literally look like dicks. Shaft, head, wrinkly skin at the base, even asymmetric at the base where the balls would be/ sort of are kind of like one of those suction cup dildos. Think I'm joking? Think I'm trolling? Go watch the movie and pause it or watch it in slow motion. Flying. Dicks.