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A great movie but not for the reasons you might think. This movie tries and absolutely fails in about every way possible. The story, acting, and even the damn sound is god awful. The movie takes itself way too seriously. I can't get over how incredibly stupid the opening credits are with the motor cycle and American flag waving around. The narration over the visuals is so cheesy. I really want to know who came up with the plot for this film. The story is so incredibly idiotic that even a chimpanzee could probably come up with a better idea than this. On top of that the actors look like they don't give a shit at all. The dialogue is a shit show too, characters will just stare at each other very awkwardly. That one boy (Christian I think is his name) basically bitches and rolls his eyes the entire movie. Christian also has this awful haircut ( like a weird mix between a mullet and a bowl cut ), which instantly makes him look like even more of an asshole. I don't even want to talk about the sound quality because it's just disappointing. Now after all of that you may think I hate this movie, but it's so horrible that I actually love it. It's not even meant to be funny but the awkwardness and bad performances made me laugh out loud while watching this. My absolute favorite scene in the entire movie is when the kids are throwing a talent show dressed up as aliens. The best part is guy sitting in the audience, yelling at all the kids. The poor kids on stage dressed as aliens look like they would rather eat dog shit than be in this movie for another second, and it is absolutely hilarious. Watch this movie and plesedon't get a Christian haircut.
First saw this movie when I was 5 and I nearly shit myself. I had nightmares for months. Don't show this to your 5 year old.