Rating History
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Lemon Popsicle (1983)
gets better with every year, awesome movie.
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contains spoilers! i can't believe what i did watch here. this is nothing compared to the other 4 movies. this movie is solely based around the new female feme lead. and this new character is a annoying, loud, know it all, arrogant, does never anything wrong or with consequence and finds the treasure for only one reason, because she is a women, literally! no joke! she brings nothing of value to the group except her sex, she b*tches around the whole movie, makes fun in a very discriminating way of all established characters, emphasizes all the way how dumb pirates and all other established characters are. of course they play every known annoying cliche feme trope from the book. Jack Sparrow on the other hand is only there to goof around. He has no importance to the plot what so ever. In the other films he is the guy with a genius crazy plot and plan. But in this movie he is just there to look drunk and stupid so the feme lead looks good. They could have made this movie completely without Jack Sparrow, you wouldnt even notice. Pirates of the caribbean is a movie franchise which is based around pirate cliches and overexaggeration of those cliches, playing dumb is part of the fun. Having a new character doing nothing else than making fun of those cliches and dumbness and at the same time beeing reality-like-serious about things does make this movie a demontage of itself. In the end they kill off a charismatic lead character in favor of the new character in a plot which was sidelined the whole movie and then out of the sudden should be important. please no more potc movies. this franchise is over with those current filmmakers.
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The Brothers Grimsby (2016)
really great piece of art. absolutely underrated. this movie is a big fck you to western cultural society development of the last 10 years. it totally goes above all moral and disgusting standards possible and shows society how unfunny and stubborn it became. the jokes in this movie are not for everyone , but everyone can find something to laugh in it , if he is willing to let go and go low and has strong stomach. for animal lovers, one dove gets shot in a 1 second scene, otherwise no animals get hurt on screen. there are scenes of animals having sex though with strong pictures if you cannot stand those.
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Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)
Did they even try to make a movie? it goes from one political theme to the next, even the dialogues - every speech has a message. And then most scenes end with a flat joke. they should delete TLJ from the trilogy and only make it 7 and 9. You wouldnt miss anything.
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Terminator Genisys (2015)
actually a good terminator movie. its not the original, but in a alternative universe its nice. i don't know why everybody is roasting it.
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