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Thought it would be another 'whilst we're at college, lets go to the woods to get murdered' film. I couldnt have been more wrong. Turns the genre on its head whilst being both hilarious and heartwarming. Dale's shy flirting and increasing bafflement about what is happening, are worth 5 stars on their own.
You know that moment when you are just casually chatting and behind you, a freakishly enormous spaceship drops off a humongous robot, but you dont notice until it punches through the roof, because you're too distracted wondering where your new friends get fresh milk and vegetables in the middle of both the desert and the apocalypse? No? Well, McG does.
Still, that's one of the less unlikely things in a film where terminator motorbikes come with controls for humans (just flip the switch from 'kill humans' to 'help humans' ) and terminator fish (sigh) are just metal skeletons, because 'metal' and 'skeleton' are the two words you always associate with efficient fish design.
This was also the movie where Christian Bale decided 'acting' and 'shouting' were synonyms, but still out-acted everyone else.
If you enjoy putting a hammer drill to your head whilst eating popcorn, you'll enjoy this. Otherwise, not so much.
It may just be Aliens with werewolves, but a solid plot, good acting, good script and characterisation and great directing shows you can make a great action/horror film without a massive budget. An 80's classic made in 2002.
In China this film is called 'The unbelievable exploits of the flying car gunmen'.
Well, not really, but it should have been.
What's it about? I don't know-all I remember is explosions, flying cars, and I think someone with a British accent climbs something high at one point. It might be a documentary about what happens if you give Michael Bay a blank cheque.
I'm beginning to wonder if Michael Bay is paid by the explosion.That would explain this film.