So, for date night, I let her pick a movie, and she chose Triple Frontier, thinking it would please me. Stand by for RANT:
I was so fucking pissed, after being conned into watching this tragic piece of shite, I went outside and popped off a few rounds just to calm down.
I had HIGH HOPES for this flick. I am a fan of all the actors in it, but the ensemble made NO SENSE. But, in real life, you get a mix bag of best friends. Not everyone looks like Chris Fucking Hemsworth, so I let it slide.
The plot was fucking ridiculous. All of a sudden you grow a conscience? I am not gonna go through the hypothetical on what my team would have done, but I will say this: IF YOU CRASH LAND WITH $250 MILLION IN CASH WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU CRASH IN A POPULATED VILLAGE AROUND PEOPLE (Which he did on purpose to follow the stupid plot of carrying the cash through the ANDES FUCKING MOUNTAINS with DONKEYS) INSTEAD OF CUTTING LOAD IN A REMOTE AREA, AND COMING BACK WITH GPS COORDINATES AND A BETTER AIRCRAFT?
HOW THE FUCK WERE YOU GONNA LOAD 6000 lbs of cash onto that small ass fishing boat? Cutting 6 TONS of cash over it would have sunk the fucking thing. THEN THERE WAS A DINGY, they had to board from the beach. HOW THE FUCK DID YOU PLAN ON GETTING THE CASH ON THE BOAT? THE WRITER NEVER DID.
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU CROSSING THE ANDES IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE? FUCK! IF YOU CAN'T FLY OVER THE ANDES WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN CROSS WITH FUCKING DONKEYS CARRYING 6000lbs of CASH? FUCK! I hate this writer so fucking bad.
Mark Boal, the writer, is a COMPLETE SHITBAG. He wrote Military Flops Like Zero Dark Thirty, for the Obama Whitehouse, and The Hurt Locker, Two TOTALLY shit movies, that you can tell were written by a fucking NYC Jew, who NEVER served anything in his LIFE other than himself. Nothing against NYC Jews but you get the picture. Not many of them are hard charging soldiers like the characters he was writing for.
I have always hated Christian Bale, and now I know why. I watched this annoying little Sh**, frustrate me, the entire movie, without knowing it was him. I kept saying under my breathe "God, I hate this stupid kid!" I had to look it up, to find out this, screeching, irritating, infuriating, un-self-aware, naive, little A-hole, was CHRISTIAN BALE??? The script is probably to blame, for his overzealous, attitude, during a grave situation, but I can't get over how tiresome, this actor is, as a child, and an adult.
He is an exasperating, self-entitled, crap actor, who needs to go away, or do plays with his ego. Oh my god, I waited the whole movie for someone to punch him in the face, for being such a crazy unaware annoying little Cu**. I honestly can't think of anyone more fu**ing annoying than Christain bale at 12 years old, other than Christian Bale as an adult throwing temper tantrums on set, at real hard workers. Spielberg's WORST MOVIE EVER.
Okay, I will admit, that I liked Bale in THE BIG SHORT, and HOSTILES, but he played a quiet, reserved, soldier of war, traumatized by action, and he did a good job keeping his trap shut. but I still hate almost all of his other films.