I did not last 30 minutes before I turned it off. Why bother you with the reasons why. You already KNOW why. And if you dont, you will after 30 minutes.

Chris Pratt is annoying. His face, his voice, his personality is aggravating and annoying. I hate his character and everything about him. Other than that, every OTHER character and everything about them and this story is straight up awesome. Anything to do with Chris Pratt though is ridiculous. His characters demi god storyline with Kurt Russel is cringe to watch acted out. Every supporting cast actor brought more fun to the show than the main character so its worth a watch.

Hulk steals this show. Thor does well, as always, with that great casting choice. Its entertaining enough to keep you distracted from whatever flaws you may find in the movie. I had trouble finding them because I was immersed. It seemed like a pretty solid comedy action marvel film. It also generated a great birthday meme.

Wrong again ROTTEN TOMATOES. No single part of the movie was satisfying. It is a computer generated snooze fest. The casting was wrong, the script was wrong, the director is a moron and having Harrison Ford in it just reminded you (along with some of this own facial expressions) that his movie was so much better. Its just bland. For a movie set in a world with so much cool in it, you are never left feeling anything but disappointment and boredom. Compared to the original , this is a B rated sequel with an even larger effects budget which means the failure falls squarely on the director and script writers. Whoever cast that guy as the main character also should be barred from casting director positions. Casting is EVERYTHING.

Moral of the story? Never trust the FBI or the CIA. With that said, the movie is actually really really good. It is on par with films like good fellas and other high level crime movies about true storys. This movie should have gotten more attention than it did because in my opinion, its one of the best crime movies ever made. I liked it better than most of the others. Its solid story telling and Cruise , once again, commits like no other actor can. Watch it. Its high level drama and captivating circumstances.