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Felix Vasquez Jr.

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Biography:: Felix Vasquez Jr. was born in the Bronx and currently resides as a bachelor. He's a freelance writer obsessed with film, who has worked for Film Threat for almost two years, currently writes reviews for pornography at Adult DVD Talk, and for cult movies at Film Fan Addict. He's always looking for work and currently runs his own website Cinema Crazed, which he's written for and edited himself for almost ten years. He's contributed to the likes of Shock Till you Drop, and been mentioned in Fangoria, and the Hartford Courant. He is currently pursuing publication, and a permanent career in as a film critic.
Favorites:: Felix' top ten films of all time: 10. SCHINDLER'S LIST 9. JAWS 8. AMERICAN BEAUTY 7.THE GODFATHER 6.THE GRAPES OF WRATH 5.BEN-HUR 4.COOL HAND LUKE 3. THE STING 2. STAR WARS 1. 12 ANGRY MEN
Publications:: Cinema Crazed , Film Fan Addict , Film Threat
Critics' Group:: Online Film Critics Society

Total Reviews:: 2242
Total QuickRatings:: 62

Location:: New York

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Rating	T-Meter	Title \| Year	Add Date
	72%	The Dead (2011)	" A dread filled homage to the classic zombie pictures of the seventies and eighties..." — Cinema Crazed Posted May 23, 2013
	——	History Of The Eagles: Part 1 ()	" Certainly not a perfect documentary, but it succeeds in being an engrossing and compelling look at the legendary band..." — Cinema Crazed Posted May 23, 2013
	51%	Mars Attacks! (1996)	" An over directed and poorly written farce..." — Cinema Crazed Posted May 23, 2013
	31%	The Three Musketeers (1993)	" What "The Three Musketeers" lacks in poeticism, it makes up for in entertainment value, at least." — Cinema Crazed Posted May 23, 2013
	46%	Beautiful Creatures (2013)	" I wanted to know more about the Casters, and hopefully we'll get a sequel to round out the mythos better." — Cinema Crazed Posted May 23, 2013
	10%	Captain America (1990)	" Near as awful as previous versions, but it still manages to be lousy." — Cinema Crazed Posted May 23, 2013
	——	Ninja III - The Domination ()	" It's a childhood favorite, and left me giggling the whole way through." — Cinema Crazed Posted May 23, 2013
	50%	The Legend of Billie Jean (1985)	" Has a straight faced camp about itself that makes it a blast from the past worth sitting through" — Cinema Crazed Posted May 19, 2013
	67%	Cloud Atlas (2012)	" It's an exercise in monotony..." — Cinema Crazed Posted May 17, 2013
	19%	Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (1990)	" I much preferred it over the second film..." — Cinema Crazed Posted May 16, 2013
	19%	Texas Chainsaw (2013)	" The gore is plentiful, the acting is solid, and Leatherface is a monster once again." — Cinema Crazed Posted May 16, 2013
	89%	Galaxy Quest (1999)	" A fantastic science fiction comedy" — Cinema Crazed Posted May 15, 2013
	68%	The Stepford Wives (1975)	" A reflection on a society that wants to have it both ways." — Cinema Crazed Posted May 14, 2013
	54%	What Dreams May Come (1998)	" It's a sullen and woefully boring religious sermon..." — Cinema Crazed Posted May 12, 2013
	43%	The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)	" Seems intent on mocking the first film, rather than paying respect to it and sewing a new narrative." — Cinema Crazed Posted May 11, 2013
	66%	Mama (2013)	" A creepy and often heartbreaking look at family and how it can empower good. And pure evil." — Cinema Crazed Posted May 11, 2013
	100%	Superman Unbound ()	" A worthy addition to the Superman library." — Cinema Crazed Posted May 11, 2013
	20%	The Lion King 2 - Simba's Pride (1998)	" A retread of "The Fox and the Hound"..." — Cinema Crazed Posted May 11, 2013
	31%	Hook (1991)	" You just have to appreciate its creative angle toward Peter Pan and his world." — Cinema Crazed Posted May 11, 2013
	57%	My Bloody Valentine 3-D (2009)	" As a slasher fanatic, this more than satisfied my appetite." — Cinema Crazed Posted Apr 29, 2013
	32%	Gangster Squad (2013)	" Makes 1991′s "Mobsters" look like "The Godfather" in comparison." — Cinema Crazed Posted Apr 25, 2013
3/4	71%	Army of Darkness (1993)	" Works in being a spooky and entertaining darkly comedic horror movie..." — Cinema Crazed Posted Apr 5, 2013
1.5/4	13%	Phantoms (1998)	" The more the story and film unfold, the stupider "Phantoms" gets..." — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 31, 2013
3/4	31%	Rapid Fire (1992)	" A fantastic action thriller with Brandon Lee center stage and showing what he's capable of as a hero and action star." — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 31, 2013
2.5/4	——	Exit Humanity (2012)	" Filled with too many ideas struggling to rise to the surface..." — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 30, 2013
2.5/4	93%	That Thing You Do! (1996)	" Tom Hanks directorial effort is a decent film overall, but nothing that would ever inspire to re-visit again and again with fondness." — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 29, 2013
2/4	——	Bloodrayne: The Third Reich (2011)	" Lacks the goofy camp and inexplicable surrealism of the first film..." — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 21, 2013
1/4	40%	Tank Girl (1995)	" Unfunny, often painfully boring, and so blatantly low budget and poorly constructed..." — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 21, 2013
2/4	28%	Barb Wire (1996)	" A lemon of a comic book movie with an uninteresting heroine, bad acting, and a bland humorless premise..." — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 20, 2013
2.5/4	——	Leapin' Leprechauns (1995)	" It's a grating bit of family fare, but it's certainly not awful." — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 15, 2013
3/4	13%	Red Dawn (2012)	" While it does have its inherent flaws, it proves to be much better than the original..." — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 15, 2013
3/4	56%	Red Dawn (1984)	" Certainly a silly Conservative leaning product of its decade, but one that still holds cache as a fun and exciting bit of escapism..." — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 15, 2013
1.5/4	22%	Grease 2 (1982)	" As a sequel to "Grease" it's terrible, and as a musical on its own merits, it's absolutely abysmal." — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 14, 2013
1.5/4	25%	Godzilla (1998)	" It's just another humdrum monster movie with Godzilla stapled on the marketing for the name recognition." — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 14, 2013
0.5/4	60%	Hostel: Part III (2011)	" An awful and mean-spirited sequel..." — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 11, 2013
2/4	14%	Spiders (2013)	" It's right in the middle ground as a mediocre missed opportunity with moderately respectable special effects." — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 11, 2013
2/4	——	Hypothermia (2012)	" "The Creature from the Black Lagoon" if conceived by Jim Jarmusch and directed by Larry Fessenden..." — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 11, 2013
4/4	67%	God Bless America (2012)	" A brilliant, fearless, and merciless indictment of American culture, and how we've become the lowest common denominator" — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 8, 2013
0.5/4	6%	The Devil Inside (2012)	" A stupid, boring, and inane exorcise in bargain basement horror..." — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 8, 2013
2/4	——	Hansel & Gretel (2013)	" Dee Wallace is the only reason to watch what is another ho hum modernizing of a classic fairy tale..." — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 8, 2013
3/4	——	Lo (2010)	" A gothic and artistic genre film that tells a unique story..." — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 8, 2013
3/4	26%	Fun Size (2012)	" Justice has a real charm and appeal on-screen, looking good in just about anything she wears in the film..." — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 7, 2013
4/4	85%	The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012)	" A modern masterpiece..." — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 6, 2013
0.5/4	4%	Movie 43 (2013)	" Absolutely disgusting, nauseating, misogynistic, racist, cruel, void of any common sense..." — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 1, 2013
3/4	——	Spellcaster (1992)	" Like a gory, exploitative version of "Willy Wonka"..." — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 1, 2013
0.5/4	——	Hold Your Breath (2012)	" There's no way this is worthy of anything other than late night basic cable fodder." — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 1, 2013
3.5/4	——	The Aggression Scale (2012)	" Pits "Straw Dogs" against "Home Alone," if Kevin were a potential serial killer, and the thieves murderers." — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 1, 2013
3.5/4	——	Adam and Dog (2013)	" Lee's animation is magnificent, with strokes of color and landscapes that make this world feel dream-like and utterly enormous." — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 1, 2013
2/4	88%	Life of Pi (2012)	" Endorses the notion of blind faith, and denial as a positive character trait." — Cinema Crazed Posted Feb 24, 2013

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