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Felix Vasquez Jr.

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Biography:: Felix Vasquez Jr. was born in the Bronx and currently resides as a bachelor. He's a freelance writer obsessed with film, who has worked for Film Threat for almost two years, currently writes reviews for pornography at Adult DVD Talk, and for cult movies at Film Fan Addict. He's always looking for work and currently runs his own website Cinema Crazed, which he's written for and edited himself for almost ten years. He's contributed to the likes of Shock Till you Drop, and been mentioned in Fangoria, and the Hartford Courant. He is currently pursuing publication, and a permanent career in as a film critic.
Favorites:: Felix' top ten films of all time: 10. SCHINDLER'S LIST 9. JAWS 8. AMERICAN BEAUTY 7.THE GODFATHER 6.THE GRAPES OF WRATH 5.BEN-HUR 4.COOL HAND LUKE 3. THE STING 2. STAR WARS 1. 12 ANGRY MEN
Publications:: Cinema Crazed , Film Fan Addict , Film Threat
Critics' Group:: Online Film Critics Society

Total Reviews:: 2223
Total QuickRatings:: 62

Location:: New York

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Rating	T-Meter	Title \| Year	Add Date
	57%	My Bloody Valentine 3-D (2009)	" As a slasher fanatic, this more than satisfied my appetite." — Cinema Crazed Posted Apr 29, 2013
	32%	Gangster Squad (2013)	" Makes 1991′s "Mobsters" look like "The Godfather" in comparison." — Cinema Crazed Posted Apr 25, 2013
3/4	71%	Army of Darkness (1993)	" Works in being a spooky and entertaining darkly comedic horror movie..." — Cinema Crazed Posted Apr 5, 2013
1.5/4	13%	Phantoms (1998)	" The more the story and film unfold, the stupider "Phantoms" gets..." — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 31, 2013
3/4	31%	Rapid Fire (1992)	" A fantastic action thriller with Brandon Lee center stage and showing what he's capable of as a hero and action star." — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 31, 2013
2.5/4	——	Exit Humanity (2012)	" Filled with too many ideas struggling to rise to the surface..." — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 30, 2013
2.5/4	93%	That Thing You Do! (1996)	" Tom Hanks directorial effort is a decent film overall, but nothing that would ever inspire to re-visit again and again with fondness." — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 29, 2013
2/4	——	Bloodrayne: The Third Reich (2011)	" Lacks the goofy camp and inexplicable surrealism of the first film..." — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 21, 2013
1/4	40%	Tank Girl (1995)	" Unfunny, often painfully boring, and so blatantly low budget and poorly constructed..." — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 21, 2013
2/4	28%	Barb Wire (1996)	" A lemon of a comic book movie with an uninteresting heroine, bad acting, and a bland humorless premise..." — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 20, 2013
2.5/4	——	Leapin' Leprechauns (1995)	" It's a grating bit of family fare, but it's certainly not awful." — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 15, 2013
3/4	13%	Red Dawn (2012)	" While it does have its inherent flaws, it proves to be much better than the original..." — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 15, 2013
3/4	56%	Red Dawn (1984)	" Certainly a silly Conservative leaning product of its decade, but one that still holds cache as a fun and exciting bit of escapism..." — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 15, 2013
1.5/4	22%	Grease 2 (1982)	" As a sequel to "Grease" it's terrible, and as a musical on its own merits, it's absolutely abysmal." — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 14, 2013
1.5/4	25%	Godzilla (1998)	" It's just another humdrum monster movie with Godzilla stapled on the marketing for the name recognition." — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 14, 2013
0.5/4	60%	Hostel: Part III (2011)	" An awful and mean-spirited sequel..." — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 11, 2013
2/4	14%	Spiders (2013)	" It's right in the middle ground as a mediocre missed opportunity with moderately respectable special effects." — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 11, 2013
2/4	——	Hypothermia (2012)	" "The Creature from the Black Lagoon" if conceived by Jim Jarmusch and directed by Larry Fessenden..." — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 11, 2013
4/4	67%	God Bless America (2012)	" A brilliant, fearless, and merciless indictment of American culture, and how we've become the lowest common denominator" — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 8, 2013
0.5/4	6%	The Devil Inside (2012)	" A stupid, boring, and inane exorcise in bargain basement horror..." — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 8, 2013
2/4	——	Hansel & Gretel (2013)	" Dee Wallace is the only reason to watch what is another ho hum modernizing of a classic fairy tale..." — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 8, 2013
3/4	——	Lo (2010)	" A gothic and artistic genre film that tells a unique story..." — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 8, 2013
3/4	26%	Fun Size (2012)	" Justice has a real charm and appeal on-screen, looking good in just about anything she wears in the film..." — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 7, 2013
4/4	85%	The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012)	" A modern masterpiece..." — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 6, 2013
0.5/4	4%	Movie 43 (2013)	" Absolutely disgusting, nauseating, misogynistic, racist, cruel, void of any common sense..." — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 1, 2013
3/4	——	Spellcaster (1992)	" Like a gory, exploitative version of "Willy Wonka"..." — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 1, 2013
0.5/4	——	Hold Your Breath (2012)	" There's no way this is worthy of anything other than late night basic cable fodder." — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 1, 2013
3.5/4	——	The Aggression Scale (2012)	" Pits "Straw Dogs" against "Home Alone," if Kevin were a potential serial killer, and the thieves murderers." — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 1, 2013
3.5/4	——	Adam and Dog (2013)	" Lee's animation is magnificent, with strokes of color and landscapes that make this world feel dream-like and utterly enormous." — Cinema Crazed Posted Mar 1, 2013
2/4	88%	Life of Pi (2012)	" Endorses the notion of blind faith, and denial as a positive character trait." — Cinema Crazed Posted Feb 24, 2013
3.5/4	——	Paperman ()	" Lends a sense of wonder to simplicity." — Cinema Crazed Posted Feb 23, 2013
3/4	93%	Zero Dark Thirty (2013)	" An exhilarating and compelling historical document worthy of praise." — Cinema Crazed Posted Feb 23, 2013
3/4	——	The Simpsons: The Longest Daycare ()	" A short but sweet and funny look in to a moment of Maggie Simpson's life where she spent her day saving a creature, instead of trying to harm one." — Cinema Crazed Posted Feb 23, 2013
3.5/4	61%	Cujo (1983)	" A horror film worthy of its classic status..." — Cinema Crazed Posted Feb 23, 2013
2.5/4	33%	Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead (1991)	" A fun experience for anyone who remembers fawning over Christina Applegate." — Cinema Crazed Posted Feb 23, 2013
3/4	89%	Lincoln (2012)	" A powerful and brilliant look at the most important moment in US history..." — Cinema Crazed Posted Feb 23, 2013
3/4	70%	Les Misérables (2012)	" Riveting and incredibly entertaining..." — Cinema Crazed Posted Feb 19, 2013
4/4	92%	Silver Linings Playbook (2012)	" Director David O. Russell forms a unique and incredible romance dramedy..." — Cinema Crazed Posted Feb 19, 2013
2.5/4	86%	The Pirates! Band of Misfits (2012)	" This is one of the few times I watched something from Aardman and found myself watching the clock..." — Cinema Crazed Posted Feb 19, 2013
3/4	——	Vamp U (2013)	" Vamp U is a surefire horror comedy treat, and one I had a good time with." — Cinema Crazed Posted Feb 19, 2013
3.5/4	100%	The Terminator (1984)	" Still one of the most harrowing science fiction films in James Cameron's repertoire..." — Cinema Crazed Posted Feb 18, 2013
3/4	——	Let's Make a Movie ()	" A charming and entertaining indie film about making indie films..." — Cinema Crazed Posted Feb 16, 2013
1.5/4	——	Cemetery High (Hack'em High) (2004)	" A really bad and unwatchable lampooning of rape revenge films..." — Cinema Crazed Posted Feb 16, 2013
1.5/4	——	After Porn Ends (2012)	" A patronizing and utterly depressing look at the pornographic industry..." — Cinema Crazed Posted Feb 15, 2013
3.5/4	94%	Room 237 (2013)	" For Kubrick aficionados or fans of "The Shining," Rodney Ascher's fine toothed combing of the 1980 horror film is intelligent, clever, and incredibly engrossing..." — Cinema Crazed Posted Feb 14, 2013
2.5/4	——	Abraham Lincoln Vs. Zombies (2012)	" It's worthy of a watch as a solid bit of revisionist history." — Cinema Crazed Posted Feb 12, 2013
3/4	35%	Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)	" Succeeds in being an entertaining, exciting, and chilling genre hybrid" — Cinema Crazed Posted Feb 12, 2013
4/4	96%	Argo (2012)	" Ben Affleck is a director who appreciates the art of storytelling and masters the rare virtue of restraint..." — Cinema Crazed Posted Feb 11, 2013
4/4	92%	Rocky (1976)	" A crowning achievement in Sylvester Stallone's career as a writer and a performer..." — Cinema Crazed Posted Feb 11, 2013

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