|
|
57%
|
My Bloody Valentine 3-D (2009) |
"
As a slasher fanatic, this more than satisfied my appetite."
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Cinema Crazed
Posted Apr 29, 2013
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|
|
32%
|
Gangster Squad (2013) |
"
Makes 1991′s "Mobsters" look like "The Godfather" in comparison."
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Cinema Crazed
Posted Apr 25, 2013
|
|
3/4
|
71%
|
Army of Darkness (1993) |
"
Works in being a spooky and entertaining darkly comedic horror movie..."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Apr 5, 2013
|
|
1.5/4
|
13%
|
Phantoms (1998) |
"
The more the story and film unfold, the stupider "Phantoms" gets..."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Mar 31, 2013
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|
3/4
|
31%
|
Rapid Fire (1992) |
"
A fantastic action thriller with Brandon Lee center stage and showing what he's capable of as a hero and action star."
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Cinema Crazed
Posted Mar 31, 2013
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|
2.5/4
|
——
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Exit Humanity (2012) |
"
Filled with too many ideas struggling to rise to the surface..."
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Cinema Crazed
Posted Mar 30, 2013
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|
2.5/4
|
93%
|
That Thing You Do! (1996) |
"
Tom Hanks directorial effort is a decent film overall, but nothing that would ever inspire to re-visit again and again with fondness."
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Cinema Crazed
Posted Mar 29, 2013
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|
2/4
|
——
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Bloodrayne: The Third Reich (2011) |
"
Lacks the goofy camp and inexplicable surrealism of the first film..."
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Cinema Crazed
Posted Mar 21, 2013
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|
1/4
|
40%
|
Tank Girl (1995) |
"
Unfunny, often painfully boring, and so blatantly low budget and poorly constructed..."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Mar 21, 2013
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|
2/4
|
28%
|
Barb Wire (1996) |
"
A lemon of a comic book movie with an uninteresting heroine, bad acting, and a bland humorless premise..."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Mar 20, 2013
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|
2.5/4
|
——
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Leapin' Leprechauns (1995) |
"
It's a grating bit of family fare, but it's certainly not awful."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Mar 15, 2013
|
|
3/4
|
13%
|
Red Dawn (2012) |
"
While it does have its inherent flaws, it proves to be much better than the original..."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Mar 15, 2013
|
|
3/4
|
56%
|
Red Dawn (1984) |
"
Certainly a silly Conservative leaning product of its decade, but one that still holds cache as a fun and exciting bit of escapism..."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Mar 15, 2013
|
|
1.5/4
|
22%
|
Grease 2 (1982) |
"
As a sequel to "Grease" it's terrible, and as a musical on its own merits, it's absolutely abysmal."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Mar 14, 2013
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|
1.5/4
|
25%
|
Godzilla (1998) |
"
It's just another humdrum monster movie with Godzilla stapled on the marketing for the name recognition."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Mar 14, 2013
|
|
0.5/4
|
60%
|
Hostel: Part III (2011) |
"
An awful and mean-spirited sequel..."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Mar 11, 2013
|
|
2/4
|
14%
|
Spiders (2013) |
"
It's right in the middle ground as a mediocre missed opportunity with moderately respectable special effects."
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Cinema Crazed
Posted Mar 11, 2013
|
|
2/4
|
——
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Hypothermia (2012) |
"
"The Creature from the Black Lagoon" if conceived by Jim Jarmusch and directed by Larry Fessenden..."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Mar 11, 2013
|
|
4/4
|
67%
|
God Bless America (2012) |
"
A brilliant, fearless, and merciless indictment of American culture, and how we've become the lowest common denominator"
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Mar 8, 2013
|
|
0.5/4
|
6%
|
The Devil Inside (2012) |
"
A stupid, boring, and inane exorcise in bargain basement horror..."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Mar 8, 2013
|
|
2/4
|
——
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Hansel & Gretel (2013) |
"
Dee Wallace is the only reason to watch what is another ho hum modernizing of a classic fairy tale..."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Mar 8, 2013
|
|
3/4
|
——
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Lo (2010) |
"
A gothic and artistic genre film that tells a unique story..."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Mar 8, 2013
|
|
3/4
|
26%
|
Fun Size (2012) |
"
Justice has a real charm and appeal on-screen, looking good in just about anything she wears in the film..."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Mar 7, 2013
|
|
4/4
|
85%
|
The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012) |
"
A modern masterpiece..."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Mar 6, 2013
|
|
0.5/4
|
4%
|
Movie 43 (2013) |
"
Absolutely disgusting, nauseating, misogynistic, racist, cruel, void of any common sense..."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Mar 1, 2013
|
|
3/4
|
——
|
Spellcaster (1992) |
"
Like a gory, exploitative version of "Willy Wonka"..."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Mar 1, 2013
|
|
0.5/4
|
——
|
Hold Your Breath (2012) |
"
There's no way this is worthy of anything other than late night basic cable fodder."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Mar 1, 2013
|
|
3.5/4
|
——
|
The Aggression Scale (2012) |
"
Pits "Straw Dogs" against "Home Alone," if Kevin were a potential serial killer, and the thieves murderers."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Mar 1, 2013
|
|
3.5/4
|
——
|
Adam and Dog (2013) |
"
Lee's animation is magnificent, with strokes of color and landscapes that make this world feel dream-like and utterly enormous."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Mar 1, 2013
|
|
2/4
|
88%
|
Life of Pi (2012) |
"
Endorses the notion of blind faith, and denial as a positive character trait."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Feb 24, 2013
|
|
3.5/4
|
——
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Paperman () |
"
Lends a sense of wonder to simplicity."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Feb 23, 2013
|
|
3/4
|
93%
|
Zero Dark Thirty (2013) |
"
An exhilarating and compelling historical document worthy of praise."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Feb 23, 2013
|
|
3/4
|
——
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The Simpsons: The Longest Daycare () |
"
A short but sweet and funny look in to a moment of Maggie Simpson's life where she spent her day saving a creature, instead of trying to harm one."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Feb 23, 2013
|
|
3.5/4
|
61%
|
Cujo (1983) |
"
A horror film worthy of its classic status..."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Feb 23, 2013
|
|
2.5/4
|
33%
|
Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead (1991) |
"
A fun experience for anyone who remembers fawning over Christina Applegate."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Feb 23, 2013
|
|
3/4
|
89%
|
Lincoln (2012) |
"
A powerful and brilliant look at the most important moment in US history..."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Feb 23, 2013
|
|
3/4
|
70%
|
Les Misérables (2012) |
"
Riveting and incredibly entertaining..."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Feb 19, 2013
|
|
4/4
|
92%
|
Silver Linings Playbook (2012) |
"
Director David O. Russell forms a unique and incredible romance dramedy..."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Feb 19, 2013
|
|
2.5/4
|
86%
|
The Pirates! Band of Misfits (2012) |
"
This is one of the few times I watched something from Aardman and found myself watching the clock..."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Feb 19, 2013
|
|
3/4
|
——
|
Vamp U (2013) |
"
Vamp U is a surefire horror comedy treat, and one I had a good time with."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Feb 19, 2013
|
|
3.5/4
|
100%
|
The Terminator (1984) |
"
Still one of the most harrowing science fiction films in James Cameron's repertoire..."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Feb 18, 2013
|
|
3/4
|
——
|
Let's Make a Movie () |
"
A charming and entertaining indie film about making indie films..."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Feb 16, 2013
|
|
1.5/4
|
——
|
Cemetery High (Hack'em High) (2004) |
"
A really bad and unwatchable lampooning of rape revenge films..."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Feb 16, 2013
|
|
1.5/4
|
——
|
After Porn Ends (2012) |
"
A patronizing and utterly depressing look at the pornographic industry..."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Feb 15, 2013
|
|
3.5/4
|
94%
|
Room 237 (2013) |
"
For Kubrick aficionados or fans of "The Shining," Rodney Ascher's fine toothed combing of the 1980 horror film is intelligent, clever, and incredibly engrossing..."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Feb 14, 2013
|
|
2.5/4
|
——
|
Abraham Lincoln Vs. Zombies (2012) |
"
It's worthy of a watch as a solid bit of revisionist history."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Feb 12, 2013
|
|
3/4
|
35%
|
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012) |
"
Succeeds in being an entertaining, exciting, and chilling genre hybrid"
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Feb 12, 2013
|
|
4/4
|
96%
|
Argo (2012) |
"
Ben Affleck is a director who appreciates the art of storytelling and masters the rare virtue of restraint..."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Feb 11, 2013
|
|
4/4
|
92%
|
Rocky (1976) |
"
A crowning achievement in Sylvester Stallone's career as a writer and a performer..."
—
Cinema Crazed
Posted Feb 11, 2013
|